#the hotel podcast

[candycassowary]

It has come to my attention that people have been using my mspaint doodle as a reaction image- and I'm flattered however I realized I didn't sign it so I made a signed version. Use this one instead please and thank you!!

Drawn while listening to Malevolent, but can apply to a wide variety of horror podcasts or listening experiences. I'll tag a few for safe measure

[eliassimp]

[spectrojams]

I'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE !!!!!!!!!

[filthyguts]

this guy

[sewercassowary]

reaching the "I have to look like this character" stage of hyperfixation is devestating when its a podcast character and there are little to no clues about how they look

[ezzypop]

The hotel pod if it was ever made into a show

[hatchetmode]

Manager doodles 🖤

[zombified-queer]

Happy pride month to:

Cosmic horrors who use it/her pronouns

Insect women in smart suits with an alarming amount of knives

Mirror reflection of the cosmic horror who also is in a Situationship with her

Extremely transmac/transfem coded employees of our fine establishment

Women who talk about mops like they are hot women they want to take on dates

Men who are birds

And the guy in a polycule who's not dating anyone

[braintapes]

girls night

[thehotelpod]

OFFICIAL HOTEL SPOTIFY PLAYLIST ROUND UP TO GET YOU THRU THE LEAN TIMES LETS GOOOOOOO

opening track: Yes I Am - Margo Guryan

last added: Cadence feminine - Teho Tearado

opening track: Powerhouse - Raymond Scott

last added: Time Becomes - Orbital

opening track: La boheme, SC 67/Act 4: Vecchia zimarra, senti - Puccini

last added: Everything About You - Ugly Kid Joe

opening track: Anything You Can Do - Ethel Merman, Ray Middleton

last added: Halloween TV Commercial - Halloween 3 soundtrack

opening track: Kahn's Pets - James Horner

last added: Futamomo - Hannibal season 2 soundtrack

opening track: Lullaby - The Cure

last added: Warped Tour - Mom

opening track: Everything You Know Is Wrong - Weird Al

last added: We Will All Go Together When We Go - Tom Lehrer

opening track: Main Title (The Shining) - Wendy Carlos, Rachel Elkind

last added track: The Martian Boogie - Brownville Station

opening track: Song of the Sewer - John Lithgow, Wayne Knight

last added track: The Check's In The Mail - Weird Al

opening track: Doreen - Frank Zappa

last added Jim Cain - Bill Callahan

(Noreen art by @parasitic-saint!!)

I still add to these all the time, enjoy enjoy enjoy.

[podcastbrainrotdad]

Guys, in honour of Cecil doing so well on the sexyman polls, I think we should start a podcast centric sexyman poll. We have enough of them it could work.

Drop your male(?) specimen in the rbs.

[candycassowary]

Another signed version of my mspaint stickman enjoying its very relaxing horror audio drama series. This is a still life based on a real event when I was listening to Malevolent episode 37 in a public cafe (I don't have a phone so was listening on my laptop) However can apply to many audio dramas I've listened to in public spaces

Let me know your own public space audio drama experiences, I'm curious

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[mothmans-gender]

Person who’s only listened to horror podcasts: so when does the man start whimpering?

[filthyguts]

listen to the hotel s6 just dropped

[gakbang]

The Lobby boy?!! 🤯

[pod-together]

Pod-Together Day 1 Reveals 2024

Light up This Old Soul (Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Dark Disciple - Christie Golden) written by EustaciaVye, performed by AsterRoc Summary: As Obi-Wan heals, he learns more about the Nightsisters' approach to the Force, while Asajj learns more about her heritage.

Both a Blessing and a Curse [text, audio] (Star Wars: Rebels) written by wanderingjedihistorian, performed by flowerparrish Summary: His memory was both a blessing and a curse. Alexsandr Kallus had known this for many years. The date he’d first seen the name The Ghost cross his desk was forever burned into Kallus’ memory. And that date was getting closer.

View from a Pavilion (镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018), 绅探 | Detective L (TV), 叛逆者 | The Rebel (TV 2021)) written by Martha, performed by SEF_podfic Summary: During the dark days of the occupied French Concession, Luo Fei helps an injured young captain of the Republican Military Intelligence. [text and podfic]

dream symphony (The Magnus Archives (Podcast)) written by Lua, performed by gracicah Summary: Simon Fairchild loves the sky, and, through his surprisingly long life, he feels loved back by it. It isn’t all that surprising that he has a good time as an avatar of his patron. After all, he is a man in love.

A Case of Identity Fraud (Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)) written by DayenuRose, performed by Nymphie_Wolf Summary: After spending years of putting in the hard work and re-building his life and his relationship with his family, Jason Todd is not amused when he falls over a decade into the past. The Red Hood is in the middle of his vengence on his family, Tim's life is falling apart at the seems, and his family is in shambles. Jason misses his home, his family, and the ability to have a decent meal. After two months of (mostly) observing from the sidelines, Jason can't stand by anymore. If no one else will step in and help Tim, then he will. Can Jason help past!Tim without messing up the future for everyone?

Tenderly (Original Work) written by Hagar, performed by wilfriede0815 (with additional voices by stargateinmybasement, ChaosKiro, Juulna, Tipsy_Kitty, horchata, and flowerparrish) Summary: My name is Amalie Madsen. I’m a schoolteacher teaching sixth grade. Since I became a teacher, I’ve been told many times that my sense of wonder may fade with time but, in fact, just last year I ran into the greatest wonder I have encountered to date. Or, should I say, wonders.

Truth Comes Out Of His Well (Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types) written by TsarinaTorment, performed by stereden Summary: Lee Fletcher had a secret. Luke knew it, and anything Luke knew, Kronos knew. This had consequences, which started with Lee not meeting his end at the business end of a giant's club after all.

Letters to Jiejie [text & podfic] (陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)) written by FlutterFyre, performed by pezzax Summary: Jiang Cheng doesn't know what has gotten into Wei Wuxian and to be honest, he doesn't care. He just wants things to go back to normal. Stuck at the Cloud Recesses guest lectures, he vents to his elder sister as he alsways has, hoping against hope that she will have a solution that might bring some semblance of sense back to his foster brother.

Like a Hozier Song [text, audio] (Daredevil (TV), Daredevil (Comics), The Punisher (TV 2017), Punisher (Comics), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe) written by BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose, performed by 42donotpanic Summary: Matt never expected for Frank Castle to end up on his couch for months on end. He’d never expected to make a home with him, but nothing is as he’d planned. Life isn’t neat like that and his friend gets that more than anyone else ever has. It’s the reason he’s a little sweet on his friend… like the Hozier songs the guy likes to sing.

Phantom Friends (Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)) written by Litra, performed by itallcomesbacktoandreil Summary: Five times someone in the bat family died and met Danny, and the one time no death was needed.

Room 505 (The Hotel (Podcast)) written by zombified_queer, performed by MistbornHero Summary: The Lobby Boy gets to flex his creative muscles. The Hotel Herself observes with a pang of surprise.