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sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month
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I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person
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to those with enlightened minds, comedy, horror, and erotica are synonymous
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looks like somebody forgot that dust we are and to dust we shall return lol
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fun fact! if you were to arrange every fish on earth in a straight line, nose to tail, they probably wouldn't enjoy it very much
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Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
#got to hang out with my very lovely life long friend!!#she is exactly 25 years older than i am lol#shes know me since i was a baabbyyyyy#she was my mothers friend from kindergarten#my mom is no longer her friend and i also am no longer in contact with my mom#so needless to say we love bitching about my mom
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uses my insane musscle memory to open 4 wrong apps in a row
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in the club asking the dj to play laura palmers theme
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Gave myself a gender affiring manicure (claws)
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Love whenever I randomly keep finding this felt Hop head I made a while back
#the hotel podcast#she DOES have a body#somewhere#she used to live in my sketchbook but she slipped out like a year ago and i occasionally re find her#wish i had more time to craft i love using felt to make characters
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i just wanted to let you all know that i am normal
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