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i’m. killing you. i’m KILLING you. i don’t care about ANYTHING else, i don’t give a SHIT about anything else. i- my programming is just get. that. fucking. guy. right. now.

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I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.

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A collection of sketches of my vtm pc Viv :3

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mm fulled of eggs

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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

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He’s so pretty… I want him to be grievously injured

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silly guy

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"if you dont ask the answer is always no" yeah but what if the answer is no plus they think im weird for asking. did you ever consider that in ur stupid fucking philosophy

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did your school have a bathroom incident/scandal?

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anyone else feel like theyre on the verge of insanity in an undescribable way

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ughhh fine *experiences emotional growth*

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Turning into an adult is so crazy. I had a nightmare last night about accidentally paying 300 Euros for a slice of ham. I woke up sweating. No one prepares you for that.

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I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say

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nosferatu dir. robert eggers // tod und das mädchen - egon schiele

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The hotel staff ok

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Coming back with more Hotel pages months after the fact. Hiiii manager... her bolo tie is a little reference to being a horse girl

semi related, i had a dream where lobby boy's design was reliant on his face never being in the frame because he's too tall. Its a fun idea but no idea how i would execute it!