Kwiyatsi - 27 - Ve/Ver pronouns - AO3: zombified_queer - Discord: zombified_queer - "My chiton rasps and moistens with excitement!"
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looking for a new piece of xenofiction
ask the creator if their xenofiction is Watership Down or Warrior Cats
they don’t understand
pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is Watership Down and what is Warrior Cats
they laugh and say ‘It’s good xenofiction sir’
look inside
it’s Warrior Cats
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not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping
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lowkey ashamed of what I've drawn. Also, I'm obsessed with Ratchet's design in the bubblebee movie, he's such a pookie ///
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Commission for crane-wings who asked for MegatronRung fluff. I really hope you like it, this was a lot of fun to write! Thank you for commissioning me!
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I'm going to eat him completely and there is no other option
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she’s like an alternate universe jerma985
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I spread pro glasses propaganda. Glasses are hot. Glasses are cool. Glasses will help you see boobs.
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i'm not invested in "harry potter was never good" conversations because it doesn't matter if it's good or not. quality does not positively correlate with socio-political praxis. it could be a really good piece of art, but if it's still supporting a vocal proponent of transmisogyny and transphobia, i don't give a shit. harry potter good or bad, who cares, its success is unambiguiously providing financial and social capital for a morally despicable person.
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