ur-local-kiwi

[ur-local-kiwi]

just stumbled upon your blog and i dont recognize like any of the media you post about . but i have deducted that you want a girlfirend . /silly

i cant offer you much but i can call you a good puppy and pat your head if you want <3

(ps, this is coming from someone the same sge as you, not like. a 30yo)

FOR REALS ?!?!?!?!? NO FOOLIN' ?!?!?!

in all seriousness though id be HONRED. you would be making my silly puppy brain oh so happy :"D

( and eerrrm my dms r open. if that interests you,,,, )

[ur-local-kiwi]

surely finding a girlfriend cant be that hard. right.

[ur-local-kiwi]

that super hot femme with weird interests can change your life btw

[ur-local-kiwi]

I’m heading to bed, crossing fingers my inbox is full of cute girls *wink wink*

[ur-local-kiwi]

can i ask what kagepro is and why its all over my dash suddenly

[ur-local-kiwi]

What fictional character would you hire as your personal assistant?

super creek from umamusume,,,, for no reason in particular

[ur-local-kiwi]

across the everse🍻

I almost died making this like and subscribe

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[ur-local-kiwi]

Only the Most Important Asks

1. What is the weather like today?

2. How many pockets on your current outfit?

3. Did you have a nickname as a kid that no one calls you anymore?

4. Paper towels or napkins?

5. Describe a cool rock you own. If you don't have any cool rocks, why not?

6. If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life what would it be? Dressings count.

7. What is the first website you remember spending a lot of time on?

8. If you could have eyes that naturally adjust to light like polarized sunglasses, would you do it? Why or why not?

9. What is your third favorite color?

10. If your childhood self time traveled to visit you now, what is the first thing you would show them?

11. If you had to get a four letter word tattooed across your knuckles what would it be?

12. Favorite pasta shape?

13. What animated show or movie would be the most cursed live action remake?

14. Do you have more aunts or uncles?

15. Do you have more siblings or cousins?

16. What is the tallest thing you have ever seen in person?

17. How often do you send physical mail?

18. You can have one (1) plant that will magically never die. What plant are you picking?

19. Favorite kind of museum?

20. Worst color to paint a room?

21. What would the Barbie doll of you be called?

22. What fictional character would you hire as your personal assistant?

23. Spotted animals or striped animals?

24. Favorite neckline on shirts?

25. How many pet fish have you had in your lifetime so far?

26. If you could make one mythical creature real, which would it be?

27. What is the nearest framed object to you? (photo, art, certificate, etc)

28. Do you go to bed earlier or later than you did 10 years ago?

29. Best thing you ever got for free?

30. Cubical objects or spherical objects?

[ur-local-kiwi]

Sometimes it is your fault.. Sometimes you don’t listen well enough, you’re selfish, you’re rude and you aren’t always right. Sometimes you fucked it up and tbh that’s okay. It happens, learn from it, apologize and keep it moving. Just because you fucked up doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Don’t dwell on it

[ur-local-kiwi]

i survived work,,, wheres my hot lesbian to call me their good puppy

[ur-local-kiwi]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

[ur-local-kiwi]

I need a girl to hold my hand and kiss my forehead and play with my hair and aaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[ur-local-kiwi]

im surprised i havent seen anyone else ship matikanefukukitaru x taiki shuttle so i guess i gotta be the first, introducing fukutai (i came up with the name just now) 🔮🤠

[ur-local-kiwi]

hey so hope no one minds but i came up with an umamusume oc personality gimmick so like what if she is a very bubbly and positive soul, but only because she thinks she HAS to be grateful for absolutely everything and thinks she isnt allowed to feel any negative emotions ever out of fear of being selfish or ungrateful and essentially shes just very insecure and socially anxious and heyyyyy wait a minute

[ur-local-kiwi]

literally love seeing the apple trend floating around in the eve community bc not only is it accurate imagery to the lore ( kinda, if you go by the adam by eve rules ig ) but also it shows just how many bitches tobi manages to pull in every universe

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CHAT I DID IT

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anyone else abysmally bad at planning bday parties or is it just me