#john n fail

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2:53 am. crying over the repetition of the line

“there comes a time in the life of many creatures when the pain of living becomes something closer to dying”

first in reference to an old sick dog in physical anguish.

second in reference to young john N dealing the mental anguish of losing his whole family and wanting to join them.

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Like i mean, so i think i fish are better then clocks

Yeah me too, I wish we could get John N's opinion on this.

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Jortimer fic is finally done.

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John N gets really bad sunburns.

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John N hates the taste of mint.

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John N ate cardboard when he was a baby

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John N stands on the table when he plays billiards.

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FAILURE: A LOVE STORY TUMBLR FANDOM MASTER POST

ARC 4: POST DEATH

The fandom struggles to hold it's own as everyone comes back from the break we all simultaneously took.

cursed-clock-shop

Failure: a Love Story fan blog. Mostly posts headcanons. The original Failure Blog.

ambiguous-fail-clockworks

Created as an opposition to cursed-clock-shop. Currently identity crisis McGee. Arc 1 villain of the fandom

dog-derber

Henry Fail roleplay blog. A fairly neutral presence in the fandom

johnnfail

John N Fail roleplay blog. Generally agreeable.

death-snake

Moses roleplay blog. Standard snake stuff.

thecountercock

Counter Clock roleplay blog. Arc 2 villain of the fandom.

yourdearestpal

Dog roleplay blog. Idk what's up with that guy tbh.

decemberthebird

December roleplay blog. Only communicates in the tags.

fail-front-door

Front Door roleplay blog. Reblogged this post before I could add them.

jjfail

Jenny June Fail roleplay blog. Johnny Weissmuller is her babygirl.

gilf-clock

Grandfather Clock roleplay blog. Is not even a gilf.

grantland-rice

Grantland Rice roleplay blog. Reporting sporting, he's Grantland Rice.

anonymous asker

An anonymous asker who won't stop harassing everyone's inbox. Arc 3 villain of the fandom.

countercocksbiggestfan

I'm gonna kill whoever made this blog. (/hj)

cu-ckoo-clock

Cuckoo Clock Roleplay Blog. Insane. Also has the only other published fic in the entire fandom you should read it

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John N forced himself to become ambidextrous.

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RIP John N Fail, gone too soon, you would have loved cat memes

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Every time that Jenny June goes swimming, she tells John N that she saw some fantastic beast in the water and he believes her every time.

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John N used to jump into the river fully clothed to get a pet fish, only to be incredibly disappointed when it died.

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Honestly, all of the Fails have discalculia.

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