#I BLAME THIS HELLSITE

[lonely-night]

taking intro to film class this semester and the lecturer just told me for the individual assignment I can choose any international film to write the review and the film that first come to my mind is Goncharov (1973)

[sasakisniko]

Dead Boy Detectives 105 | 108

[sassylittlecanary]

I keep seeing “I wish but it’ll never happen” posts about Robert Pattinson/Brandon Routh Superbat, but guys… This is still 100% a feasible concept.

Whenever there’s a Superbat age difference, Bruce is usually the older one. However, having an older, jaded Clark paired with a younger, more inexperienced Bruce would be an interesting dynamic.

Especially if this hypothetical adaptation were to go the route of the CW’s Crisis On Infinite Earths (inspired by Kingdom Come) and portray Clark as a middle-aged widower with a Tragic Past. He’s grieving. Maybe he has survivor’s guilt. He’s more reserved than he used to be. He still cares deeply about people, but it’s harder to let others in emotionally. Then he meets Battinson!Bruce, who’s younger and still figuring out a lot of things about himself and his crimefighting career, and who is also jaded and closed off. They’re intrigued by each other. They bond. Clark learns that he’s still capable of loving someone after Lois, as well as worthy of being loved himself. Bruce is inspired toward a deeper kind of heroism, and he also learns how to be vulnerable with someone else. They find light and comfort in each other.

Just, let Brandon Routh be Battinson’s Superman.

DC, give me this movie.

[schrodingers-hoarding-problem]

did not start my day thinking I'd get called out by a "which lwj kink are you" quiz but hey

[hellsite-detective]

the one where remy from rattatuille is proved to be trans, which i think it might've been the same as the one where everyone quesitons why the rats have american accents and everyone else (execpt linguine) have french accents. i mgiht be mistaken tho so im so sorry

trackin' down this one was relatively easy. and it helped havin' already seen it before. i went on over to the Search Bar and asked my ol' pal, Google, for some help. i asked for "tumblr remy is trans" and was quickly handed the exact post i needed, makin' this case rather open and shut.

here you are! gotta say, the people who made this post really were... cookin'. get it? cause Remmy cooks... hey, i never said comedy was my strong suit. either way, have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

[musicallyseducingallthehotties]

【ｎｙａ~】

[ariadnes-red-thread]

Tag your spoilers, people. I’m begging you. It’s a common courtesy.

[scimitar-and-longsword]

How long have I been on tumblr?

Well one time I added like 20 Supernatural gifs to a text post that was complaining about superwholock people taking over posts and I got so much hate I had to start a new tumblr...

So, awhile.

[silverbirching]

ALRIGHT LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT

Alright, alright, FINE, I'm going to give this Tumblr thing a go. Bear with me, because I'm old. I'm so old that the sword of Damocles is hanging close enough to my head to fuck up my center parting.

Hello. Hi.

[theflyingfeeling]

” #they all look submissive but some of them look submissiver than the others 😌 ”

Wanna elaborate who do you think looks the most submissive? 👀

I mean

look at this absolute dirty napkin of a man <3 he's just waiting for you to boss him around

although ngl I was as surprised as the rest of you to notice how good Tommi looks on his knees 😳

he looks like a man full of regret about his life decisions and is ready for the inevitable punishment 😔

Joonas, on the other hand, looks like if they made a limited edition Dance Moves Barbie™ but instead of dancing, all the kids make him do this:

Niko just looks like a rejected character from a Magic Mike sequel

...and then we have these fuckers who are probably just experiencing a normal Tuesday

[mylowmilo]

Why does tumblr try to send things to people while I’m scrolling what the actual hell

[its-a-hare-pom-pom]

If I put it in my queue, that means whatever you’ve seen me reblog I am not responsible for okay? That was 1 hour ago it’s-a-hare-pom-pom not me. We are two different people. I will not apologise for putting those things on your dash because I DIDNT. It wasn’t me, officer, it was me 1 hour ago when I went on a rampage

[authoralexharvey]

every day just gets harder and harder to be alive when the things that keep you living keep being made by shitty people and your support network is mostly comprised of shitty people who only outed themselves to you once you got too vulnerable and the outlets you seek to have some kind of catharsis keep getting preyed upon by scums of the earth and man I just read about the latest shitty man of the week and I'm just so tired. Is it really this hard to be a decent fucking person. Is it this hard to find things that aren't made by shitty human beings.

[karl-von-moor-official]

My hand slipped. 

[rask]

☃

[rakishhellion]

GOD THIS SITE IS SO SEXY LIKE EVERYTHING IS SO GOOD HERE

i wish i wasnt so birdbrained (get it) to the point i barely use tumblr in favor of twitter cause holy fucking shit