rakishhellion

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anything i could ever write is not even half as funny as this calvin and hobbes strip

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uh oh! owner's being sued for worker abuse! get out the boop meter so everybody forgets

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i can perform miracles but i wont cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy , okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)

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You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN BROS

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Made these but I can only use them while texting my one Disco Elysium playing friend so I'm putting them here for y'all to do with as you please

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Slam in the Back of a Dragula.

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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

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OG:

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don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing

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imagine youre being interviewed by a detective about a murder case and in the middle of his conversationw ith you he says "im heading off now" and then he takes off all his clothes to put on heels and a mesh shirt before asking you if youve been lying to him for the last 20 minutes. and guess what you fucking have

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harry dubois if he was a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbors cat in a small village in the alps

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Sunday friend

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You know what, Etsy? Sure

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Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit