rakishhellion

[rakishhellion]

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

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Idk i can't fuck with queers who consider being a thief or a whore or a druggie a bad thing. Like babe if you made it this far within the current structures of American oppression without somehow actively rejecting both law & custom I'm just assuming you'd be a volunteer fed in a heartbeat

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É QUE HOJE VAI TER FESTINHA LA DENTRO DO MEU BARRACO

VOU TE ARRASTAR PRO BECO VAI SER SEQUENCIA DE VAPO

VAI SER SEQUENCIA DE VAPO

VAI SER SEQUENCIA DE VAPO

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there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

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need to go to a rave dressed all slutty (shirtless, jock under short shorts, flagging, eyeshadow, full rave boy nero). get fucked up enough im super confident, flirt with dudes for drinks. start talking to a hot older guy in the smoking area, he tells me he likes the colour of my hankies, i just giggle. when we go in together to the dancefloor he gets handsy, i dont stop him. he buys me drinks and rubs powder on my gums as we're pressed up against each other in a toilet cubicle. we're in the smoking area again he calls me a fag as a joke, i let out a soft pant. his hand moves lower and lower on my back, i ask if i can him a fantasy. he lets out a low chuckle "of course i always wanna hear a pretty fag boys fantasy" i tense up blood rushing to my dick from my brain. i've always wanted to be fucked in a dark room, then use me as a toilet. he laughs, i can feel his breath on my face, smell his sweat warm and musky, feel his thick fingers spread out over my ass. "i love boys like you, filthy fucking freaks who seek out older pervs to fill out their fantasies" i whine a little "you want all those people to see me fuck you, then see me piss in your stupid fucking mouth" all the blood in my body is in my dick in that second, i can only let out a weak but desperate nod. "then lets make it true". we're in the dark room together bodies all around us, the techno mixing with the sounds of ecstasy around us. he laughs when he pulls down my shorts and sees the glint of my plug. my own moans, whines, pants and whimpers join in with the thumbing beat. the drugs and endorphins coursing through my body creating levels of pleasure and intensity that make my mind numb. a sting on my ass brings me back to reality, "remember fag your here for my pleasure focus on me" the pounding rhythm from behind intensifies mixing with the music becoming one. i feel the climax approaching and releasing, then cold metal my plug back mixing with the cum slowly leaking out. with a firm slap to my ass my shorts are pulled up, i move into a seating position. he turns his back to me, the straps of his jock perfectly framing his cheeks, "go on, show all these people what kind of dirty fucking boy you are". he spreads he cheeks and i lean straight in, this is my purpose to worship bigger stronger men. its what pathetic fag boys are made for. we dance and drink more, he rubs the back of my shorts spreading the mess making it more obvious what i had allowed to be done to me. "i need to piss" the toilets are busy when we get there, he simply points to the spot next to urinal and i obediently get on my knees, looking up with the man who is my god for the night. he simply spits in my mouth as he pulls his cumstained dick out, i swallow the stream ignoring the splashes on my face. i can feel the people watching, hear them laugh, even a few ask if the could get a turn. he simply laughs "i think ill get a bit more use out of him first, he not broken. yet"

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nintendo can go fuck itself with that new zelda game, its the same as the last hyrule warriors down to the name but it got a totk coat of paint on

and the only thing that saved that game was the gameplay bc the writing was dogshit, tell me why i should care abt a spin off thats gonna be ALL abt the latter

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oh this site not surviving this presidency

anyway, i guess we should be backing shit up and getting the tech furries to build a new site or smthn idk

matt just fired half the remaining tumblr support staff lmao

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please read problem sleuth

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sometimes I miss las vegas. It felt honest in way nowhere else I've lived has. Honest in the ways it hated you and tried to kill you. Honest in that everyone was on meth or running from meth. Honest in that tourists and locals viewed each other with open spite and tried to avoid each other at all costs. Honest in that if you just picked a direction and walked all day and laid down to sleep you'd never get back to civilization and would probably die of thirst. You don't get any of that in the pacific northwest

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the internet these days is insane because every 3-5 days you see an honest to god neuron-rewiring video produced by some rando with too much free time, and it's so fucking good that you know would have been its own entire meme for MONTHS in 2005. but we're so saturated with phds in breaking bad editing so you can't go into work like "hey did you see The Bear No Rush video game?" because nobody has any idea what you're talking about. back in my day we watched 1 blurry video of a guy doing the Numa Numa Dance and it sustained all of society for an entire year.

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what if it GETS her though 😥

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When u come to Toronto for Dashcon 2 make sure that u take the time to experiemce our beautiful local culture ❤️

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fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

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Jacek Yerka, Eruption 

www.artsytoad.tumblr.com

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completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate

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