#Hobbits rule

[lucigoo]

New Hobbit HC unlocked! Hobbits are awesome and get the job done (you ever been a farmer, its hard!) and they wer at the Last Battle and the leves and Isildur needed a hobbit in that volcano to get the job done becuase ELROND SURE AS HELL DIDNT! The Tooks that came back form war came back disappointed and now its a saying in the Shire that instead of half arsing something, you "Elrond it!" because Elrond the Half-Elven half arsed destroying the one ring. Bilbo has often told a young Frodo that if there was a hobbit in there with them, Isildur would have been yeeted into that volcano before anyone culd even blink. That brings us to a quest where Bilbo is NOT enamoured with the elves and Thorin falls in love with him much quicker. And that idea led me to here. becuase HC's equal plot bunnes right???

Bilbo glared at Thorin as he sneered at his own nephews. The boys he had adored less than a week ago.

Bilbo watched as they walked out of the throne room dejectedly after another rebuttal by their beloved uncle.

All Bilbo could do was give them a soft smile and then frown when Thorin shouted him over to whisper about secrets and spies and being betrayed.

Bilbo looked aorund at the absurd amounts of treasure surrounding them, and then at th edwarf he loved and all he could do was shake his head and go to walk away.

Befor he got to the door Thorin raced after him, grabbing him roughly by the arm. "Where are you going?" he hissed at Bilbo.

Bilbo had had enough. The Company may tiptoe around their gold mad king, but he wasn't Bilbo's king.

"Away form here. I am going outside. Where the only gold I need or want to see is that of the sun," Bilbo hissed back.

He suddenly made a sharp noise when Thorin's grip tightened. "You are hurting me Thorin. Let go!"

"So you can betray me too?" Thorin sneered back.

"NOBODY HAS BETRAYED YOU!" Bilbo roared at the dwarf before him, pulling his arm away forcefully. "It is actually the other way around," he said to the gobsmacked, crazy dwarf before him.

"What does that mean? I do nothing but protect my people," Thorin said, suddenly looking at Bilbo confused.

"Thorin, your people arent here, and the ones that are, well, you just threatened to chop Dwalin's head off for Yavanna's sake," he said as he threw his hand sup in the air in annoyance.

"Because he is trying to …"

"Betray you, yes, I heard. the entirety of this side of the Misty mountains heard I'm sure," Bilbo interrupted dismissively. "Dwalin, the dwarf who has always been beisde you. Your best friend, your shield brother, the one who helped you provide for your nephews, the sons of your heart. That Dwalin is trying to betray you? Yeah alright. I know your sick, but I didn't realise that made you stupid!" Bilbo said as he glared at Thorin.

"Bilbo …"

"Don't you Bilbo me. Your such … such an Elrond!" he spat out in contempt.

"You would dare compare me to an elf?" Thorin roared, trying to use his larger body size to intimidate Bilbo.

Bilbo was far form intimidated. All he felt was sad and weary when he looked at the dwarf before him and saw how far he had fallen. "Your worse then Elrond. He may have screwed up, but the biggest difference between he and you is that he DIDN”T turn against his own kin. Can you say the same Thorin?" Bilbo asked with a raised eyebrow.

Bilbo watched as Thorin's expression kept changing form frustrated, to angry, to confused. He just hoped he was getting through to him.

"Your acting so Elrondric. Do you know that? Going back on your word, especially when you know how it feels to have your home burnt and your people murdered by Smaug and your going back on your word, failing in your duty and ignoring the promises you made. How elven of you!" Bilbo sneered at Thorin before he moved to walk away.

He turned when he heard a very confused "Bilbo …" be called out.

Bilbo turned and this time he looked at Thorin with nothing but pity. "Sort yourself out Thorin. Your the only one who ca. But Elrond cause countles sdeaths by failing to stop a ring mad Isildur that day. i will not let that be our fate, if there was a volcano ea rus, i would kick you into it without a second thought, regardless of how mich I love you if it save Fili and Kili and Ori," he said as he tried to stem the tears he hadn't realsed were falling down his face.

Bilbo watched as Thorin took a staggered step forward. "You love me?" he gasped out.

"Yes, but I love myslef more and I will not stad by and let you kill us all." With that Bilbo turned his back on Thorin and left in his overly full and yet completely empty treasure room.

Before he left the room, he dropped something. SOmething that didn;t clink lke gold and jewels.

Thorin slowly stepped forward until he saw Bilbo's acorn in the centre of the doorway. He tured around to look at the vast piles of wealth behind him. the treasure, the legacty of his people and he realised he had a choice to make.

With great difficulty, his feet feeling like they were trapped in molten ore, he slowly walked towards Bilbo's little acorn.

Your welcome into the absurdity that is my mind!

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

who are your favorite lotr / the hobbit /silmarillion characters

Wuhuuuuu, unexpected question! Since I have a suspicion of who might be... Here is a cute rat too! (worse case and is not who I think it is, well, who doesn't love cute rats? 🥺)

Okay, since I'm probably about to start yapping... Answer under the cut!

First of all, I need to clarify this: I'M VERY BIASED TOWARDS HOBBITS IN GENERAL!

There is reasons for it, but honestly? Have you seen the shrine? I want to be a hobbit and spend my days in a place that beautiful while I smoke weed under the shadow of a tree. THAT'S THE DREAM, C'MON! 😌

When I was a kid, my dad used to read 'The Hobbit' to me when I was sick and had to stay at home bc adhd kid couldn't stay quiet (I have a very vivid memory of feverish me watching as it was a movie how they all went down the river inside the barrels, no idea why that stuck but it did). He did a different voice for every dwarf and I laughed like a gremlin every time he read their moment invading Bilbo's home.

Then we went all together to watch the first lotr movie and I cried like a baby bc "Wtf do you mean Gandalf is dead? No, he isn't!". So as soon as I arrived home (still crying), I quickly went to grab the first book bc my parents refused to spoiler me shit (Don't take me wrong, I'm glad I read them and I enjoyed it a lot, but damn, I was very worried for Gandalf, okay? 🥲)

So... From a nostalgic point of view? Kid me would probably say Bilbo or Gandalf. But if I had to choose right now, it would be a tie between two hobbits (I love them, sorry)

PIPPIN

(He's so real, I feel represented by Pippin every time I watch those movies. His extra scenes always get me)

I love him dearly. Not only bc he's too funny and my most silly side thinks we should be friends. He's so damn real and unfiltered, adhd hobbit, I swear to Cher xD

But also, and that's very important to me... He stays. He can be oblivious and not grasp half of what is happening around him, but he grasps his friends are in danger and he stays. Yes, he screws up bc curiosity does things (no impulse control, I wonder why), but again, once he arrives at Gondor... He stays, he keeps fighting in his own way, he never abandons his friends. I must confess is being a while since I read the books for the last time, but I know how much I loved his part on Gondor, how he walks around the city and everyone ends up knowing him and appreciating him even. Who wouldn't? He's a fool but an honest one who has no malice. So yeah, Pippin deserves more credit! (same for Merry, but the silly one got me, what can I say)

SAM

(I know this speech is movie-only, but it makes me feel things every damn time. This is directly responsible of why every time I finish the 2nd movie, no matter if I was falling asleep or not, I play the next one. Because damn, the way he talks about stories? Hits me)

It's Sam, idk what else I need to say. The loyal companion, who for me would always be the biggest hero (biased, I know). The one that refuses to leave Frodo, that even when Frodo goes all "is my burden" answers "but I can carry with you". He is so damn devoted, how I'm supposed to not love him? And is Frodo, is for Frodo, we all know it. He doesn't seem to consider trying anything against Frodo when he refuses to destroy the ring. No, hurting Frodo is not something Sam considers.

And I might be realizing that apparently I always had a soft spot for characters that are devoted to the point of following their depressed emo boyfriend to hell. Welp, I see a patron, what can I say? I shipped them before even knowing that was what I was doing, arguing with my brother that "Mr.Frodo, I'm your Sam" didn't have any other explanation and one-sided my ass bc no way depressed Frodo didn't accept the affection when he needed it so badly. No way their trip to Mordor didn't have doomed romance, no fucking way! (codependent and unbalanced too, damn.... Yeah, I have a type for ships, fuck xD)

I hope this yapping is somehow an answer to your question! (and I might be thinking about harumai going to Mordor, my brain is going silly xD)

[shurikthereject]

I've been re-reading A Hobbit's Gamble by CQueen on ao3 for the third time now and it had me imagining what Bilbo's clothes would look like if he stayed in Erebor and became Thorin's consort. I decided to create a balance between Hobbit and Dwarvish fashion for these two outfits, one being for the outdoors and the other for indoors. That being the the jacket, waist coast and capri pants mixed with capes and belts. The colour palette also become handy in creating that balance. I mixed Hobbit's bright colours and Durin's blue,which represents his statues in the royal family (This is also Thorin's favourite part of his outfits). It is often discussed how flowers and plants are important to Hobbits and with that I added embroidery of different flowers with meanings that are compatible with Bilbo. The flowers on his head are mostly just a replacement for a crown for day to day. Please comment if I should add something, I love reading your ideas!

[michoodles]

So I read a fic this day's about this concept and I'm crazy with this, the idea is that Bungo and Belladonna die when Bilbo is still too young to take care of himself and the rest of the Shine doesn't want to receive him on their homes, so Gandalf as the friend of Belladonna that he was he adopts Bilbo and take him to his adventures.

And on the way, Bilbo end ups been the one that destroys the ring ( all this before the quest to Erebor ) and he's actually the one that keeps the company alive during all the travel.

And I love seeing a scary and anxious Bilbo taking care of 13 dwarfs by himself.

[gracefuldisasters]

your art is lovely!! im not really in a lotr hyperfixation at the moment but i just want to hug all the baby hobbits and never let go ❤️

Aww thank you! (my friends were discussing potato shenanigans, which ended up with Baby Rosie being requested. How did we get to that? No idea)

[bagginshieldfamily]

Okay but the fix it writers when it’s been three, no, nearly four year after Bilbo left the lonely mountain. He saw them die. Thorin and his nephews. He knew he couldn’t stay to watch them mourn. He felt to responsible for having been knocked out earlier and now being the sole reason the line of Durin has fallen. But then those four years later, Bilbo is doing his merry finest to act like nothing had happened to crush his soul. To act like a regular hobbit around the others. He gardens and bakes and hell, he’s has a little fauntling toddling about the hobbit hole. He had a family. A boy. And then that early morning knock at breakfast. A very much alive and desperate looking King Under the Moutian and his trusted company. All alive and accounted for at his round home door. There was a lot of misunderstanding later and explaining that was gonna need done from both sides, especially with a certain tiny dwobbit playing on the ground.

[robin-in-thewoods]

Even more of bagginshield.... The hyperfixation is very real

I tried experimenting with dwarf proportions in the first one but im still not completely sure ab it. Anyways, im a sucker for the coat giving trope

[bisexualmultifandommess]

Love the idea of anytime Bofur gets really drunk after meeting Bilbo his go to drunk action (we all have one) is to just grab hold of Bilbo and cuddle with him all night while the others still bring him drinks. Bilbo is just content to lean back against his chest and enjoy the cuddles.

Someone walks over and tells Bofur he needs to get up to do something and he just grumbles. Fili and Kili were in hysterics laughing when Bofur ended up accidentally telling Thorin to fuck off because he didn’t notice it was him when Thorin asked him to do something. Bilbo is trying not to laugh while the others are laughing their heads off and Thorin is rolling his eyes but doesn’t take it personally because he’s happy his company are enjoying themselves when they have such a tough road ahead of them.

[condohavenoking]

'I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.'

[nevui-penim-miruvorrr]

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[hamletthedane]

The Hobbit, Chapter 5

The Return of the King, Chapter 13

I will literally NEVER be normal about the narrative parallels between Bilbo and Sam’s acts of mercy 😭

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[the---hermit]

16|09|2024

I spent the weekend at a lotr themed b&b with my mom, and now I want to build my own hobbit hole. The joy of hopening a round door. It was so good. It was so cool kinda litteral bc at night it got super cold but thankfully we had a bunch of blankets. I didn't get much reading done, but I have started the return of the king, and I am so ready for this final section to the adventure. I am enjoying this reread so much. I should also take a moment of appreciation for my mom, bc she is honestly up for any random thing I suggest we might do together, and we had such a lovely time in the past two days. I am looking forward to more future weekends of adventuring together and exploring new places, we make great travel buddies and that's a great way to spend quality time together.

[deathdefyinggarlic]

my favorite character is lotr is the butch lesbian

(samwise gamgee)

[mynnub-blog]

Remember when I promised to draw the fellowship? XD

Happy Tolkien Reading Day!

[thegoodduckfan]

I'm still thinking about how my cousin was once late to English class, and when he entered the classroom the teacher was about to scold him so he told her: “A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.” and the teacher let him off without any punishments or anything! Honestly, I wish to have that sort of charisma.