#Help me this shit is so ass
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DO THEY STINK??
#like who's idea was to make their aura green#it looks like stink fumes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#Help me this shit is so ass#isagi yoichi#itoshi rin#blue lock#bllk
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Listen, you should never film strangers in public without their consent, but I swear there need to be fines or something for people who do that shit in some spaces. For example: I had to go to the ER last night, and some jerk filmed a woman who just came in and was clearly having an asthma attack. She immediately got to go back, and he was unhappy about that. Believe me, I get that it sucks having to wait when you're in pain, but you don't get to pick who deserves care when. The medical system in the US is a nightmare, and the ER could be the worst moment of someone's life. No one deserves to be recorded because some jack ass believes someone doesn't look like they need care.
This is fine to reblog. People who film strangers should be shamed if nothing else.
#ccyy talks#sorry for posting this here but I'm pissed and this shit really needs to stop#For all I know he recorded me too cause I'm young and look healthy but got to go back next#Sorry about your cough buddy but the way things work I was a more immediate emergency#1k#5k#10k#30k#this post clearly has a life of its own now#and in case someone wants to know some clarifications for common points#people in a position of authority/actively hurting someone with the intent to protect/help the person is fine#so cops doctors nurses mental health workers and educators (to name a few) who actively are abusing their power and authority? free game#this post was filming random ass people for Content(tm)#random ass people more so those in distress aren't your content and you do not know the harm you can do to someone by posting that shit#50k
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POV they just told their da shixiong on you
#pov you’re boutta get your ass beat by a 4 ft of kickass#the image of these two tall muscular demons struggling in battle and turning to the tiniest member in their group for help is so funny to me#swk: I heard you were bullying my brothers >:T#and he’s like half their size glaring up at you#would shit bricks personally#journey to the west#jttw sun wukong#sun wukong#journey to the west fanart#digital art#my art#sorry I haven’t posted anything substantial in a while#it’s my last semester and I’m really tryna stay on top of work so I can finally graduate or2#got this joke out tho lol#can you tell I really love my design of swk#I’m gonna pin that design cuz I want more people to look at it#I’m real proud of it sorry#oh right#zhu bajie#sha wujing#jttw zhu bajie#jttw sha wujing#oughhhh my back hurts… (<= old man)
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you cannot convince me that a SINGLE ONE of these npcs existed before the moment brennan said they did. those gymnist criminals are 100% dm "fuck i need a guy right now" moment. the 30 year old 80 year old doctor? improv, baby! the cuck pig, 100% new idea on the spot. and i love it.
#dimenson 20#d20 nsbu#never stop blowing up#episode 3#its so good#this season i see myself as a dm so much#me when my players do some stupid shit#amd i have to make up a guy to help#“theres an old ass doctor man”
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Honest to god Titans Tower is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened in comics to me? Like, there's so much to unpack here it's insane?? The tear-away stripper Red Hood costume? The knock-off Robin costume with the stupid ass yellow tights that somehow looks worse than if Jason just rocked the bare thighs? The way Jason is drawn like he is fully 35 with two stepkids and a mortgage? Jason inventing fanfiction about Tim and Bruce's relationship in his head because he refuses to believe Tim actually stalked his way into being Robin?? Trying to mimic his crowbar death by beating Tim with his own staff but I as a reader am entirely unable to take it seriously because of those stupid fucking tights-
And then you get to Tim's side of things and he says like, all of 5 things the entire time and three of them are a coded 'fuck you'. He has absolutely no time or respect for Jason's pity party and it's actually hysterical because Jason cannot stop yapping. Meanwhile, Tim is like, definitely losing the fight which makes it funnier?? Then the ending?? Jason scrawling "Jason Todd was here" on the wall in blood (or red paint meant to look like blood, up in the air) and signing it with a handprint like he's a middle schooler who just discovered Creepypasta???? Ripping the 'R' off Tim's costume when he's literally already unconscious?? Zipping away from the scene thinking "damn I actually like that kid, wish I had friends tbh"??
And then it's literally never brought up again.
#He's running away from the crime scene and I'm just in the back shouting at Jason Peter Todd to explain himself#Bestie not one of those choices made sense are we hitting the sauce too hard?#This is the only thing Jason does in the UTRH era that actually reeks of 19 year old to me#Also the whole scene has the vibes of that one post#guy in a fist fight very clearly winning but he's sobbing and wailing the whole time#guy visibly getting his ass wrecked in a fist fight but hes talking shit about the other guy like hes winning#That post? Yeah#tim drake#jason todd#red hood#red robin#titans tower#Oh look more Tim and Jason content#I promise I care more about just them but they're so fucking funny I can't help it#This is what happens when you're the middle children DC can't give a fuck about#You get put in a blender and the dumbest shit ever comes out#batfam#batfamily
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Thinking about the fact that in s1ep6 when Barry burns Rafe's arm, poor baby probably had to bandage himself up all by himself. It just makes me so sad for no reason because Rafe's always alone and he literally has zero support system. And, his hands were shaking when he attempted to steal from his dad's office and when Ward catches him, he doesn't even look concerned or notice the burnt arm of his son??? Something about that just makes me so mad and sad like wtf. Rafe needs a big hug, man. I soo wanna be his stress reliever, his balm that calms him and more. I am literally not normal about this man. Like imagine someone burning ur arm on a fucking motorbike and having no one to turn to but yourself :(
#rafe cameron#rafe obx#drew starkey#rafe cameron x reader#obx#and yall dont come for or @ me for babying this man#i am not normal about my fav white man ok???#rafe just needs a big ass hug and pussy and so much more#god i will die for him#i cant be normal#not when he looks and acts like that and has a shit life/parents#anti ward cameron#anti barry#Rafe also could've also just went to the hospital or whatever but i doubt he'd do that since thats so ooc as hed have to explain#where he got the injury from and more#plus he literally likes handling his problems on his own so I cant see him going to someone else for help#especially when hes vulnerable and injured
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hes being very normal about saejima being in prison
#majima goro#goro majima#yakuza#rgg#im really happy with how this turned out#took me a whole week#after a long ass art block too#majeem#my art#i was thinking of y5 when i was drawing this btw so i guess its y5 era#someone should help him btw#ive been going insane abt yokoyama saying his liver is bad from all the drinking#im obsessed with majima realizing he cant keep treating his body like shit anymore bc theres only so much it can take#and doing it anyway#least alcoholic rgg character
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"If you touch her again, I will kill you. Again."
STRANGER THINGS SANS VISAGES S04E09 - The Piggyback (Part I of II)
#el hopper#max mayfield#eddie munson#nancy wheeler#vecna#st sans visage#st gifs#st edit#my gifs#userallisyn#tuserrae#userkam#usersen#userelz#tuseremilia#useraimz#userpunk#tuserashes#tuserblake#dailystrangerthings#fucking FINALLY#I said I would do this on S4's anni but my bitch ass parents lost my cat while I was in NY and that shook me (she's not found but SEEN atp#also yes. split in 2 as people voted....over a month ago HELP#photoshop also crashed as I made the last gif so I lost the coloring combo for these...pour one out for the second gifset#...THE LAST SANS VISAGES SET OF ALL TIME#holy shit lmao
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and im so sorry it took me so long to get back home. i've missed the love in your hugs.
#the owl house#toh#luz noceda#camila noceda#chet scribbles#chat save me i've downloaded new brushes for csp and i cant stop wont stop drawing help me#okay but really these brushes are so bomb like hello.. im so ass at backgrounds but i tried anyways 4 fun because the brushes. they change#anywayss expect more stuff i cant stop creating shit
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The way Annabeth was thinking so far ahead of Percy that Percy was confused. The way she refused to elaborate on anything, and then was like; 'I'm surrounded by idiots' whenever someone (Percy) didn't understand her. The way she looked so smug after she pushed Percy into the water and he got claimed. THE WAY SHE WAS SO BLUNT!!!!! ("ARE YOU STALKING ME??" "yeah lol")
Sorry, but that's the most accurate Annabeth in the world holy smokes Leah did such a good job. All my forgotten love for Annabeth's character that I felt while reading the books just crashed into me full force and I'm frothing at the mouth with obsession.
“-You’re gonna expect me to know how to do something I don’t know how to do, and I end up falling flat on my face, I- I can’t really have that right now.” “You still don’t get where you fit into all of this, do you?” SHE’S TALKING ABOUT THE PROPHECY AND HOW SHE KNOWS HE'S A POSIEDON KID, BUT SHE HIDES IT AS HOW HE DOESN’T KNOW HIS PLACE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME!!!! BECAUSE SHE WON’T TELL HIM!!!! AND ITS EPIC BECAUSE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME HE DOES FALL FLAT ON HIS FACE, BUT IN THE PROPHECY HE DOES GET HIS DAD TO SEE HIM!!!! And then she fixes his armor plate, making sure that its secure. Making sure he won't get hurt. That's not part of her plan, and things always go according to her plan. She's the game master. IM SCREAMING
#just posting some of my thoughts because I haven't seen anyone else going feral over annabeths portrayal yet#she was by far my favourite part holy shit idk what crack leah laced in her characterization but I am so addicted#HER SMUGNESS#HER APOLOGETIC LOOK BEFORE PUSHING PERCY INTO THE WATER#NO SOCIAL SKILLS - ALL BLUNT ANSWERS AND LAME ASS JOKES#shes just skipping under the invisibility cap#meandering after Percy as Clarrise beats him up#whistling out of tune while vaugely wondering how she'll get Percy to let her join his quest after this#im sorry but i am so crazy about her portrayal holy smoking Hephaestus someone help me#pjo+#percy jackon and the olympians#silly mispelled trending tag#percy jackson#annabeth chase
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If you still taking requests... Siffrin and Dragon!Loop flying over (any place really. whatever isn't a nightmare to draw) to calm sif down from a panic attack?
this probably shouldn’t be as calming as it is.
#SORRY I SAT ON THIS FOR SO LONG. the long ass dragon comic i made was originally supposed to be for this. and then it veered#wishdragonloop au#siffrin#loop#isat#art#askbox#this is not a regular activity for them btw. the flying maybe ish but definitely not siffrin being on loop’s back.#loop feels weird and mildly dehumanized by it for a long time but is willing to tolerate it at times if siffrin is like Really fucked up#during which he’s usually distrustful of loop’s claws bc loop likes to drop (and catch) him just to tease. and that’s not helpful then lol#the white swirly shit is supposed to be the time stop btw. i always imagined it as like a big haze creeping from the borders inward#like annihilation. or fortnite.#also i am taking requests indefinitely until i say something lol. it gives me stuff to draw when head empty#au
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Alastor: Did it hurt?
Lucifer: *rolls eyes* Let me guess, when I fell from heaven.
Alastor: Noooooo
Lucifer: *raises eyebrow*
Alastor: *grins wider* Did it hurt when you fell for me?
#Charlie: STOP FLIRTING WITH MY DAD#Charlie: wait#Vaggie: babe-#Charlie: TWO DADS!!!!#Alastor: nononononono wait wait wait#Lucifer: 😈#Lucifer: god wanted me dead now you get to find out why#Alastor: NO NO NO NO NO#Angel and Husk *sharing popcorn*: this is gettin’ good#radioapple#or not who knows#probably just Alastor trying to piss off lucifer but Lucifer called and OH BOY was Alastor not prepared for THAT one#borrowed from a newsies meme#Niffty is already planning the wedding#two of the baddest boys#Charlie is helping#so is Angel the little shit stirrer#Lucifer could delete Alastor from existence any time he wanted but somehow decided this was more fun#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel alastor#what followed this conversation was just a 10 minute ass kicking#this can be platonic or romantic#or absolutely nothing#I just thought it was hilarious#lucifer morningstar#incorrect quotes
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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)
#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head#ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it#like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like#kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all#and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo#and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like#now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay#kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello#why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine#but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him#they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like#it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met#kurama and hiei#kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back#they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan#yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc#and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing#it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next#cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe#okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept#kuwameshi#yu yu hakusho#kuwabara kazuma#yusuke urameshi#koenma
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is it just me or was shoupe a little hesitant when he was talking to the pogues and they brought up genrette's daughter larissa aka jj's mom
okay bear with me here... shoupe pauses before saying "i'm aware, i knew her" and then seems to be playing it off by saying "we all did, you know, small island"
later on shoupe is looking through newspaper clippings with a somber expression (which granted could be explained as him just being confused lol). one article says "the recent drowning of Larissa Groff and her infant son has raised suspicions of a possible murder-suicide stemming from postpartum depression... was found submerged in the waters of Goat Island alongside her precious baby boy, Jackson" but obviously jj is alive so either some other baby was placed with her to hide jj or it was a lie and there was no baby found... either way there's a cover up going on
we also know that luke was on the boat when larissa drowned. clearly he isn't jj's dad but he knew larissa and must have seen her die and been part of the cover up to have gotten jj
the other article shoupe looks at says "chandler groff exonerated" which implies that he may have been a suspect in larissa's death
possible explanations:
1) larissa really did commit suicide but before she did, she gave jj to luke (for some reason she trusted him??) to protect him from groff
2) luke saw groff kill larissa and try to kill jj, but luke saved jj from drowning and took him
there has to be some greater plot here though because somehow genrette knew that jj was really his grandson so why would he A) leave him alone when he is the only part of his daughter left and B) keep groff around if he really did something to larissa/jj. or did he only figure it out when the pogues got famous and he saw jj, realized he looked like larissa and did the math… but that would mean luke orchestrated the cover up by himself and he’s dumb af
now here is where i get a little crazy... what if WHAT IF groff isn't jj's biological dad like the ending implied... but SHOUPE IS
#jj maybank#outer banks#text#i've been drinking too much wine#i'm just trying to make sense of this 😂#shoupe and jj have had like a lot of scenes together#and for as much shit as they talk about shoupe#i feel like he's actually a relatively good cop and has helped them out#so like what if they're planting the seeds#i sound insane 😂#i know i’m putting way too much thought into this cause they definitely pulled this storyline outta their ass#i just sense another twist with the dad reveal#like it can’t be as obvious as ‘clearly you dad was her husband’ ☠️#and honestly shoupe would be a better dad than groff and jj deserves better 😭#also i was a 'jjs name is john' truther but honestly i LOVE the name jackson so this is a win for me
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I got mad so I projected on to Mike
I FUCKING HATE SCAMMERS
#total drama#td mike#td cameron#td scott#this one scammer keeps trying with me becuz i gave them money once#it probably doesn't help how i was in a vulnerable state at that time because my aunt- who has diabetes- is at the hospital#so of course my dumb ass was like 'i don't want anyone to go through that' and donated#their older acc are gone but their doing the same shit- so beware#idk if i need to say this but just in case#DONT TAG AS SHIP- this is literally a vent
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What a plot twist you were. [x]
#Like. The narrator introduces jc to us as the antagonist#Then we got to know him. Not who people think he's. But who he really is#And we saw jc giving wwx a piggyback. Giving him soup. Rescuing him. Putting himself between wwx and any danger (madam yu/wen soldiers)#And even the staged fight. It's yk. Staged#jc wanted to protect wwx at any cost. But wwx wasn't willing to compromise. But jc did#The fight was wwx's idea. Because jc is an enabler (just like jfm and jyl)#jc is ready to bend for his loved ones sake#The point is. Every action jc takes. Is in the name of his loves ones' safety. And surprise. wwx is one of the people jc really cares about#Even after wwx' return. Aside a broken cup. jc isn't doing much to stop wwx or anything. We know that jl was able to free wwx from Zidian#only because jc - Zidian's primary master- wanted it!#And jc fling himself into danger countless times to save wwx even though wwx can't sit still with him for a hot minute#What I wanted to say it's that the jc is presented to us - the mean ungrateful man- is very different from the real jc -#the indulgent uncle who rolls his eyes at his nephew antics. the brother who buries the hatchet for his sister's happiness.#the uncle who kinda wants to help wn to get up from the floor because he was an ass to jc but he helped jl and that's what matters to jc#the sect leader who let two women speak freely their mind in a patriarchy society#People better than me have already said this. shit I can't remember my point lmao#Like. jc is presented as an antagonist but what this man wanted was an apology and an explanation#This post is a mix of a rant I wrote last year (ha) after seeing a bad take. About what I don't remember lmaoo. And me wanting#to make gifs of wzc in this scene. Why does he look so good. It should be illegal. Seriously#jiang cheng#*mgifs
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