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Chapter ideas!!

They don't have to be in any exact order but heres all the ones I thought of so far. This is for @t00nified

This episode/chapter would have an A and B plot with A being Ms Ribble feeling that she is being watched and finding George and Harold in her bushes outside. They mention how they have that project that she gave them to see the live in an teacher shoes. But the whole time she was just doing paperwork with the tv on in the background so what gives? She explains how even teachers still go home to do homework and it put somethings into perspective with the boys. Ms Ribble is MISERABLE and just projects her pain onto her students, which... they're not wrong. Plot B is Edith the lunch lady and Reed the janitor both live in the school after hours but don't know the other is there too, so they try to literally exterminate the other loony toon style until they find out about the other. Deciding to not snitch their secret and now they're kinda roommates. A man "from the military" being roommates with a alien is gold to me.

A inschool staff member meeting happened to talk about budget cuts and there was a vote on food funding or one new pack of markers... the markers won to Edith's disappointment. Krupp has been trying to postpone the whole thing but people were suspecting bais from him so now no more fresh lunches. The students were given pre packaged frozen lunches, it's not like they liked the food before anyway right, they just brought their home lunches or snacks from the damn corner store. But it's later shown that the students that DID eat the school lunch before stop doing so because the food would be soggy and burnt and the same time, so increasing the food waste. And kids like Melvin wouldn't eat at all after the food change because his parents never cared to pack lunch for him and Edith was the only one to care about his food allergies and restrictions. So after the star student started failing class all the teachers made a 180 on the budget. (school lunch before the Michelle healthy food act oh how much I miss you)

Krupp has an important board meeting with the school board and won't be able to show up for work. This wouldn't be much of a problem if they HAD A ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL but the teachers keep insisting they'll be fine without him, particularly Ms. Ribble who thinks she would be better for the principal role and would run the place with much more ease. So while Krupp gone Ribble takes control of the school with a iron fist, the rest of the teachers and staff hate it except Meaner, he's sucking up. And the students are planning a coup against her. At the end Krupp comes back with a new grant that he had to pull A LOT OF STRINGS FOR and gets greeted with the school half destroyed and the adults held hostage above a pool of skunks. There would be a heartwarming moment where he explained to the students the real reason that school sucks, because of the funding. Yeah a teacher or two can have a bad attitude but most of time they're trying hard with the small amount of funding they do get. This satisfies most of the kids but George and Harold aren't most kids so they still cut the rope and dump the adults in the skunk pool. In the end of the chapter tho all the teachers thanks Krupp for trying because ironically the message got to them the most, recognizing that Krupp is trying as much as them here and he notices their hard work too + he can actually talk down kids from doing something stupid.

Krupp and Meaner carpool together and because of that Meaner thinks of themselves as friends so imagine his face with finding out that Krupp only sees him as a work friend. So the rest of the episode/chapter Meaner basically kidnaps Krupp and now they're stuck in vents of the school. At the end Krupp turns into Captain involuntarily like always and bust them out because there was a monster in the school, because of this Meaner is thinking he just told him his BIG SECRET and that proves that they're ultra super best friends all the while Krupp doesn't remember a thing. Now it's a running gag that Meaner would mention Krupp tell him his secret that he can't tell anyone but keeps mentioning he has a secret, just leaving Krupp mad more than anything because "WHAT SECRET!?!"

There a week where Meaner got a stomach bug and was gone for a week because he ate something off the ground again... So it was either have all the teachers teach during gym which is usually their free period or get a substitute. Cuz they don't have the money for someone new on the payroll he just got Mr Reed to sub in gym and it goes surprisingly well. Because of his past "military" experience and him being really chill all the kids genuinely like him so when Meaner came back all the kids gave him a hard time because he wasn't Reed. This leads to Meaner getting a pissy attitude towards him and later challenging him on the day of physical playday. (It was a thing in my middle school where there was no class that day and we showed up in our gym clothes, we would go to classroom to classrooms doing different physical activities) So their challenge is whoever finishes through all the activities first becomes the gym teacher FOREVER!!! Of course Krupp keeps trying to explain that not going to happen, he didn't ok this but they raced anyway. Reed basically zoomed through all the activities with perfect technique and stops at the last one, Idk who Reed talks to at the last race but he explains that as much as he likes teaching he loves janitorial work more and he can see that passion in Meaners eyes and how he genuinely wants this job so who is he to take that from him. So he fibs it at the end, leading Meaner win ... but little did Reed know Meaner broke his leg at the second activity so it's a draw but Meaner counts that as a win!

I hope that one day there will be a comedy captain underpants fanfic where it's like abbott elementary or sit down, shut up. Where it's just chapters on chapters of different stories of what the teachers and staff are up to.

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The people that know, know

The people that don't are probly scare

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I imagine if Mettaton were to ask for trans advice from Spamton it would be THE WORST KIND

!Bonus!

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I hope that one day there will be a comedy captain underpants fanfic where it's like abbott elementary or sit down, shut up. Where it's just chapters on chapters of different stories of what the teachers and staff are up to.

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Oh- oh Daisy why?

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dogman art never fails to entertain me, the canon art is SO simple but somehow the fandom draws stuff that should be on the church ceiling as a mural.

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idk why i keep doing this to myself, "I have such a great idea, I can't simply draw it. I SHOULD WRITE A FIC!"

Why? The results are still a half finished work.

IM LITERALLY DYSLEXIC AND COULDNT WRITE A 4k ESSAY IN SCHOOL

WHY DO I THINK I CAN WRITE NOW???

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Because im a firm acid theory believer but have been recently loving the idea of puppetafication I made a idea that lets me have my cake and eat it too.

Gaster turned Spammy into more into a muppets. He still has his "flesh" and feathers. THEN on eviction day, Queen put him in acid. That made him smaller and shaved him down to his shell aka skeleton. Fitting more with the string puppet motif.

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Everyone wants to be a Dreemurr I guess

a continuation of the bbq

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With the help of @dweeby-the-delightful-demon we redesigned the genderbend universe

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synchronize ur death watches gentlemen

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beware of the dilf/milf hunters in ur area.

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Save our lives ‼️🚨

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#30 Verified By @bilal-sala7✅️

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I did it, the drainrot got me even in my dreams.

today's dream, everything was in first person so it took me awhile to realize I kris. No one says my name, my pronouns to people who are close to me are ALREADY they/them and the only two give aways where my blue arms and a later thing.

Anyways, me and susie just finished some puzzles and broke the game tenna made (its the tropical island one). So instead of going to the finish line we found this secret cave that lead to an attic. We sat on some boxes and waited for Ralsei and Tenna to realize and join us, Ralsei was saying something about how clever it was but we shouldn't do that again and Tenna is mad that we skipped a "REALLY COOL PART OF THE GAME" but begrudgingly gave us the win. Then he started looking through some of the boxes for our prize but it gone missing! It was a pipis bag, literally an old mom bag that's blue and the jewels and chain for the handle is replaced with little blue balls.

Now I don't know If this is my brain having continuity between dreams or this is a part of the SAME dream. I mention that we aren't going to go through this AGAIN because last time with that bag we all went on a ''vacation'' (plane and everything) and us the fun gang had fun but Tenna kept saying that this trip isn't just fun and games because he's doing this because he has a business deal to make WITH the bag. Trying to sell it to a bigger company or something but somehow before his dinner with the sponsor, he lost the bag in an alley. He got SOOO PISS and blamed us for losing it because he adamant that one of us took it because we were goggling at it on the plane. EVENTUALLY after some stuff he apologizes and admits that he probably lost it on his way there. I literally mentioned all of this like it happened a month ago.

He replies saying that "It's not that old outdated bag I'm talking about, It a NEW addition I just got for you guys and I CANT FIND IT!!!" We all said we could TRY to find it and immediately he plump up two sizes and said "GREAT WE CAN HAVE A SCAVENGER HUNT! AND MAKE IT A BONUS PHYSICAL CHALLENGE THAT GIVES THE WINNER GETS EXTRA POINTS"

So we started searching and it wasn't that bad, we did have to do random puzzles (wordsearch, color-by-the-number and more) to look in places like dresser. It was simple until later where we started searching in a bedroom which was literally MY MOM's bedroom, weird. Anyway I looked under the bed and found pictures of my mom and dad (toriel and asgore) next to a another puzzle I tried to complete the puzzle and take a picture on my phone of the shit Tenna keeps under his bed but EVERYONE TRY STOPPING ME!!! Susie and Ralsei wasn't intentional, they just wanted to either talk to me (which distracted me and kept getting my puzzle reset) or pull my leg to get me out from under the bed because I aint finding the bag under by sitting there for 10 minutes. But Tenna on the other hand, ACTIVELY trying stopping me by SOMEHOW teleporting us to a different dimension of the room (so it's different everytime or the pictures were just not under there)

Somehow after my multiple tries I got the pictures and showed it to everyone and ask wtf is wrong with you Tenna and the instrumentals of [don't wanna know from bo burnham] starting playing as he explained that he just misses the family when they were happy and that he's lonely and tired of waiting for the family to get back together so that's why he has pictures of them under his bed.

I woke up the most tired I've been