#chet scribbles

[spectralbugs]

personal believer in kid hunter drawing fucked up things like the horror movie trope. its how he coped ☝️

[sketch-pencilpoint]

Happy pride everyone!

I didn't get into the total drama pride colab but that just inspired me to make this lil crossover

Read more for specifics

Caligosto: trans, achillian

Boris: trans, omni

Sketch(me): trans, gay

Chet: demi-sexual, pan

Mike: gay

Pomni: demi-sexual, bi

Kirby: pride flag

Wally: unlabeled

Suction cup man: ace, pan, trans

Lullaby(oc): non- binary

Stretchy: aroace

Strong bag: trans, bi

Edward: bi (plus rainbow smoke)

[fandom-fakemon]

Shoving this out here but gonna start posting a few personal pokemon put here from time to time so here's a couple limes based on two of my fav cartoon characters of all time (the stepbrothers baby)

[satellitestompenthusiast]

Bernard the Elf - Gift ⊕

one-shot - platonic ⊕

warnings: none!

word count: 886

note: merry christmas! enjoy this little ramble about my seasonal "hear me out"

Bernard has been Head Elf since… well, a long time. For such a hardworking, successful, and stressed elf, he decided to take on a second, summer job. It was just for a month; he would train elves for Santa’s Workshop. During this month, he was not just Head Elf, but also a Drill Seargent.

During his third year of being a Drill Seargent, he had a different Cadet. She was his age, but she had never invested in Santa’s workshop. She spent most her time in baking, but once she reached 1400, she decided she wanted a change. The young elf went by the name of Rose. She was, well, rosy. With pink sparkly cheeks, always in pastel outfits, and wavy blonde hair that was always braided nicely. She always seemed anxious, but she was a hard worker. Despite her graduating with flying colors, and her great skills, she was still very nervous around Bernard. She still even called him ‘sir’. Since her training, she flew through the ranks. Growing to become head of Sleigh Navigation, and now, most everything to do with the sleigh.

“Ah, there you are,” Bernard said, walking into the offices. “Come with me, I need your help on the gift weight limits this year.”

She jumped up nervously, some papers falling onto the floor. “Y- yes sir!”

His mouth formed a small, smile-like line, and he gave her a curt nod. “Alright… follow me.”

She knelt down to grab the files, shoving a pen behind her ear, and scurrying after him. Bernard led the way to his office, walking with a slight limp. She assumed it was from when he checked in on the Reindeer training, Chet was a bit of a handful. He opened the door, holding it open for her. He was never one to let a girl elf walk through a door without holding it open. He was a gentleman- gentle-elf? Whatever it is, he is a good dude.

He leaned against the door, looking at her up and down once before pushing off to stand upright. “Alright, it’s nothing too drastic this year, but I need a bit of confirmation.” He explained as he approached her.

She took notes as he spoke, not looking at him as she wrote, doing her best to keep up. She slowly sat down in the chair beside his desk as she scribbled his words. “Okay sir.”

He looked down at her as he stepped towards her, peering over her shoulder to examine her work. He let out a small hum as he glanced at the documents on his desk.

“These look right so far.” Was his only response, grabbing the back of her chair for balance as he leaned down to look at a document she was holding.

“You need to sign these ones,” she said, holding them up for him to grab. He took them, pulling the pen out from behind her ear to sign them.

“Y’know…” he said after a while, his voice oddly quiet. “You’ve done pretty well for yourself.”

“Hm?” She craned her neck to attempt to look up at him.

He finished signing the papers, dropping them and the pen back into her lap. He sat down in the chair beside hers. “Your work’s been good, you’ve come a long way since I trained you, I mean, hell, you’ve worked your way up into an office.”

She cleared her throat, sitting up. “I- I guess so, I mean, Joy moved into wrapping so it just worked out, I-“

Bernard let out a small chuckle, interrupting her with a low voice. “Still modest. Even as a Cadet. You could never take your accomplishments as your own.”

“Well, I’m not your Cadet any longer, I graduated.”

“And yet you still call me ‘Sir’.” He retorted, now standing straight up beside her chair. One of his hands came down on your shoulder. “It’s just a title anyways, I’ll always remember you as my Cadet.”

“Yeah, I suppose,” she said as she quietly as she put the papers back in a folder.

“You know I’m proud of you.”

That line made her hands still. She let out a breath. “Thank you, Sir.”

“It’s Bernard, Rose. You can call me Bernard.”

He moved to kneel in front of her. She looked at him very confused, opening her mouth to oppose, but she was quickly cut off.

“I give all my best Cadet’s a gift, and I think it’s time you got yours.”

She watched with wide, curious eyes as he pulled out a small, slightly old, velvet box from his pocket. She took it from his offering hands, opening it to find an old, silver pocket watch. It had pretty engravings around the covers edge but was clearly kind of old.

“Wow,” she whispered.

“I know it’s a tad rusty but… it’s durable. For you, Cadet.” He stood, patting her head.

“Thank you…” she whispered, brushing her thumb over it. “That’s so kind…”

He shrugged, walking over to turn his Christmas lights on, “Yeah I know I-“

He was interrupted by the feeling of her body pressed against him and her arms wrapping around her waist. She kissed his cheek a few times. “You’re so sweet Bernard.”

He sighed, giving into the hug and patting her back awkwardly. “You’re welcome, Rose.”

[badkitty3000]

Except that google doesn't exist in the UA universe. So, that meant Five had to find and research all of his stops in a different way. He had to have gotten that map, maybe from Chet, and then figured out what he wanted to see. He might have asked around the hotel, questioning all the weirdo clientele there what their favorite diners were, or favorite attractions and then scribbling them down in a notepad so he wouldn't forget. Or maybe he went to the library for a couple of hours, digging up books on "World's Largest" whatevers and jotting those down, as well.

Then he went back to the hotel and got out his little red marker and started making his plan. Maybe he was even going to ask Klaus what he wanted to see before everything got derailed.

He's so earnest and excited before it all comes crashing down, and god damn it that makes me want to cry

When Klaus announced that they were going on a road trip can you imagine Five getting ready for it? Because this man didn’t just agree and they went off, no. He got a map and likely googled ‘best tourist attractions near me’ and after he read each description like about ‘the award winning pies’ he mentions to Klaus he grabbed a red marker and circled the location making it on the list. Once he was satisfied with the amount of locations circled he folded up his map and went to meet his brother. This just makes the whole kugelblitz thing a lot sadder because Five never does anything halfway, he was so ready to be the most prepared road trip taker in history.

[heirloomfleur]

Magnolia Eve-Madylove (Mia).

ISFJ, Capricorn, 24+.

CA Writing / MDNI.

It was never the blush on her lips that gave her away—it was the annotations. She left herself scribbled everywhere. Magnolia Eve-Madylove—that sort of name, the kind that sounds half-invented, half-forbidden—loved too many things for her own good. Literature, foremost. Desire, second. Though she’d argue the two were terribly difficult to separate.

She writes in margins like they’re boudoirs.

She reads like she’s kissing someone else’s thoughts.

A Capricorn woman—quiet, discerning, reverent with her time. She doesn’t rush, doesn’t chase. Her world turns in handwritten tempo. Everything she loves, she tends to. And that includes you—if you’re lucky. If she’s chosen you. She chooses carefully.

She is an ISFJ. Which means she remembers—the line you didn’t finish, the poem you quoted wrong, the way your voice changed when you said her name like it wasn’t just a word but a room you wanted to stay in.

Her idea of intimacy? A room dimly lit, her candle flickering low, the air sweet with rose and something darker. A book in her lap, or a comfort series humming gently in the background. Maybe The Marías or Charlie Burg playing, slow and syrupy, or Chet Baker sounding like someone’s mouth on her neck. And always—always—the rain. Soft against the window like a secret, like breath. “It feels closer when it rains,” Mia says.

Mia, Mia, Mia.

She folds herself into it, like a note inside a locket.

She lives as though her thighs were libraries and her sighs were borrowed text. Has read more love poems than she’s lived, but carries each one as if it were a private memory.

[finncakes]

collection of critrole scribbles

[sunkist-scientist]

leet world origins real NOT CLICKBAIT!!!

[s1x-foot-deep]

[gets into a 2009 funnie gamer series and makes fanart+designs for it, but like, for a laff]

oh boy i get to tag all these names <3

[msbarrybeeson]

Even If We’re Different | Turbo X F!Reader (Human AU)

A/N: This is based off of the Turbo F.A.S.T series. I decided to make this a human a.u., otherwise I’d be automatically tagged as insane for a snail and reader pairing. Now, if I did do that, the reader would have to be a snail too. 

The snails’ names are considered racer nicknames in this a.u. I cannot imagine having “Turbo” as an actual student name. Turbo is Theo. Whiplash is Whitney. Chet is Chet. Burn is Bernice. Skidmark is Yahir. Smoove Move is Darion. White Shadow is Matthew. 

(Picking these names other than the canon ones is hard as heck.)

You’ll only see Turbo (Theo), Burn (Bernice), and Smoove Move (Darion) here though.

–

Pairing(s): Turbo (Theo) X Reader

Universe: Human, where the F.A.S.T Crew are university students with racing as a hobby. Turbo is officially the youngest racer, winning a national competition at 18 years old. (I have no exact clue how car racing competitions work in real life, so take this fan fiction with a grain of salt.)

Summary: You get insecure of your friendship with Turbo when you start believing that he and Hayaku get along well. (You also have a crush on him, but you haven’t confessed yet.)

Word Count: ~1700

Warning(s): Insecurity of appearance and interests.

– 

You could only scoff. Your pencil scribbled harshly across your notebook. All while you overheard Hayaku giggle at whatever Theo said. 

You glanced up at the man to find his eyes and infatuated smile for her. You scowled. The sight irritated you, but you could not help yourself from your insecurity. 

Hayaku did look beautiful with her silky hair. Besides— you thought as you frowned to yourself— she was a professional drift racer and a celebrity for her infamous hot sauce back in Japan. She had something in common with Theo, while you were only a university student taking on art minor and computer science major. 

Speaking of which, you sometimes wondered how you even managed to become friends with Theo’s bunch of racecar drivers. You and Theo’s brother Chet were the only ones not obsessed with the sport. Regardless, you were grateful for having such friends at least. 

Though your heart felt bitter, you shook your head. You needed time to debug a program, not to grieve over Theo. You groaned, “I forgot the other brace at the end of the if-statement—.”

“You’re a very funny man, Turbo-san!” Hayaku laughed behind her hand. “I surely look forward to our official drift race.”

Theo smiled. “As do I.”

The grip on your pencil tightened. You could not handle this, so you turned away from the race track, putting in a pair of earphones to distract yourself. Your arm leaned on the empty row behind you. Then when you were finally about to settle down, somebody snatched your earphones out, holding them overhead.

“H-hey Smoove!” Darion, otherwise known as Smoove Move, was one of yours friends and a member of the F.A.S.T crew. 

“You’re looking deep down in the dumps, hun,” Darion hummed, dropping the earphones back into your hand. “This ain’t the (Name) I know— the one always down to go with Turbo.”

“Yeah, her man’s busy talking to that Japanese girl,” Bernice, nicknamed as Burn, remarked, blowing a bubble.

You sighed. “Don’t say it like that, he’s not my boyfriend.”

“Yet.”

Your hands covered your face. “Can’t believe you guys know about my crush on Turbo except him himself,” you mumbled. “What’s worse is that he’s falling in love with someone else in front of my eyes.”

“Ay, don’t be hard on yourself. The right kind of love moves slowly.” Darion sat beside you on the bleachers. “There’s more to it than you know. I mean, even Turbo’s feeling all kinds of emotions for you too.”

You closed your notebook and faced your two friends. “What?”

Bernice shoved you. “Don’t tell us you never noticed a single thing the past few months. Especially our 2nd year party that one night.”

“Whoo, I remember it like it was yes-ter-day!” Darion laughed. “That look on Turbo’s face had me rollin’!”

Bernice smirked. “Hell, he was so pissed off when he caught you hanging out with one of our rival team’s star, Fusion.”

“Fusion?”

“Nickname. His real name’s Aiden.”

The name clicked in your head. “Ah….” You recalled how cocky he sounded, belittling your friends to make himself look good. You had to admit: Aiden was an entertaining guy, but when he asked you to a dance, you turned him down.

“You weren’t there, but he challenged our boy to a race. Couldn’t win even when they tried so hard to copy him.”

“But he still got a hard spot for Fusion.” Bernice crossed her arms. “Turbo was crushing his can and ruining Chet’s suit with soda all over him. At least you gotta have seen that.”

“How ‘bout that time when Hardcase tried asking her out, Burn?”

“Ah man, Turbo’s face was priceless!”

“Got his finger tapping so quick on the table and everything—.”

“If you are trying to tell me Turbo’s been crushing on me, then explain why does he look like he’s going to marry Hayaku after a few minutes of meeting her?”

“Hey, hey, I’m only telling you this from a man’s view: first sights in love are with the looks. I bet you even if they do get together, Turbo ain’t gonna last two dates when he sees what’s really behind her.” Darion grimaced. “And I’m picking up a bad groove. See how her smile’s turned over ‘round—. Hey, where’d my boy Turbo go—?”

“What ‘bad groove,’ Smoove?”

The three of you were startled by a voice from behind. You turned to find Theo walking down the bleachers.

“Don’t you scare us again, Turbo,” Bernice remarked.

Theo chuckled. “Sorry guys, I had to change out of my suit. Why are you two here anyway?” he asked. “You don’t usually come to my practices.”

“Team meeting’s not on until a couple of minutes later,” Darion answered. “Got nothing much, so might as well spend our time here. Besides, (Name) here’s looking a little lonely, so why not be her company?”

Theo’s eyebrows furrowed. Your eyes peered toward Darion, whose hand signaled you to wait. 

“So anyway,” Darion spoke again, “what’s new for you, Turbo?”

The man shook his head, a smile returning to his face. “Man, there’s this girl from Japan, right? Her name’s Hayaku. She traveled to here from Japan to race against me! Well, more like her hot sauce manager challenged Tito. But I think she likes me.” Theo grinned.

“Watch it,” Bernice warned, “I heard this Hayaku girl’s a competitive one.”

“Aren’t we all?”

“No, no.” Darion shook. “She mean she’s a hothead. May be pretty, but pretty rude too.”

“Look, Turbo,” Bernice said, “every competitor you meet who looks nice always backstab you.”

Theo crossed his arms. “Not everyone’s like that. I’m sure Hayaku’s different.”

“My boy, you’re racing over who has better hot sauce.”

You opened your notebook again, not getting into the conversation.

“Well I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt. She’s even offered to teach me how to drift!”

Bernice rolled her eyes. “Oh my god.”

Theo huffed. “Anyway, the sun’s about to set. We better get going before Whiplash starts lecturing us.” 

Darion and Bernice shared a glance and snickered. “Sure, brother, take. your. time.” 

Theo’s eyes widened. Flustered, he glared down at them as they stood up from the bleachers and walked off. Theo tapped his shoe, waiting until his two friends were gone, before he faced you. 

…

But of course, there was an awkward silence. You continued jotting down some notes, thinking Theo would leave you be.

“…You’ve been pretty quiet, (Name).”

You pursed your lips. “There’s not much to tell you, so I rather not bother you by talking.”

“What? You’re not bothering anyone. I actually like your voice— I mean— I don’t mind you talking at all,” Theo stumbled. “The only time that’d be a problem is when Skidmark is convinced the aliens are going to invade the stock market.” He leaned forward to see your face, but his small smile disappeared when he found no reaction out of you. “…I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were feeling lonely,” Theo spoke up. “If I’d known that before, I wouldn’t have forced you to come every practice, (Name).”

“I’m fine, Turbo,” you assured him. “I don’t mind watching you on my own. Plus, it makes for a great chance to study.” You paused for a moment. “It’s just that… there’s a larger crowd here today than any.”

“It happens when an international racer decides to visit.” Theo chuckled, trailing off into another silence. He rubbed his nape nervously. “…You’re also not coming with us?”

You huffed. “You forget that I’m not a racer like you, Turbo.”

“I—. Well, I don’t ever remember that stopping you from hanging out with us.”

“This is a crew meeting?”

“(Name), come on.” He pushed you. “I know for sure Whiplash doesn’t mind. You’re our friend.”

“A friend who isn’t into racing like you.” The words slipped your tongue this time.

“(Name),” Theo said sternly, “What’s gotten into you today? You never cared about this just a few days ago.”

You sighed. “I just don’t—. I’m sorry. I was just thinking about us.”

“What do you mean?”

“We’re friends and all,” you closed your notebook and hugged your legs, “but I’m not sure how it even began. I’m an art and computer science student. You’re into mechanical engineering and racing.”

Theo sat down beside you. “Are you worried we couldn’t stay as friends just because we’re not into the same interests?” A frown formed on his lips. “Okay— I admit: most friends fall under that category. But you and I— the crew do have something in common. Something outside of our hobbies. For one, we all have dreams to work for. We’re big competitors in our fields. And….” 

Theo had to stop himself from mentioning his meeting with you at the university library, where he spotted you sprinting past him to borrow a well-liked book before someone else claimed it. Theo had to stop himself from talking about the time he watched you hype your teammates up for a competition. 

“There are times when I really admire your determination, (Name).”

His eyes told nothing but his true feelings. Theo himself was determined to stay friends with you.

“Stay.” 

Your ears reddened, and you turned to hide your flustered smile while pushing Theo away. You missed the way Theo’s eyes softened when the sunset’s golden light reached your features. 

“Yeah,” he spoke softly, “Hayaku’s wrong about you.”

~

Bonus:

“(Name)!” He waved his hand towards you, but your back was turned to him. “Huh, I guess she’s really busy with her project.”

“Is this friend of yours also a racer, Turbo-san?” 

“Well actually, she’s not.”

Hayaku peered at you. “But surely she must be a distraction to you, no?”

“I’m sorry?”

“Please excuse me. My experience is having friends who don’t have the same interests can pull you down, Turbo-san. Since we’ll be having a drift race against one another, I must teach you the art of drifting for a fair—.”

“You know, I don’t appreciate you talking down on my friend like that.” Theo narrowed his eyes. “But I’ll take on your offer for drifting lessons. See you.” He scoffed and walked off to the changing room.

[spectralbugs]

kids and their palisman. palismen? who care <3

[sketch-pencilpoint]

I have made a taur comic. Specifically a taur tf comic.

[rustytrident]

there's something so inherently, anciently romantic about love letters.

like yes please let me hold your love between my fingers, let me read through the imprints of your soul when you're away.

you're putting your feelings on a piece of paper, the act of writing history stemming from history stemming from the need to permanently keep those thoughts in the world when your memory betrays you.

did they quote jane austen or pablo neruda in the last one? will the next one have chet baker lyrics at the end? will their coffee stain the edge like that one time?

and i just. ugh.

cause kuroo would have scribbles and doodles everywhere. he can't express himself well enough when he talks about his feelings.

and mammon would call you a diamond, his ruby, liquid gold. god forbid he ever said that out loud.

and lucifer would reference lyrics you have never heard of before, lyrics that fly by your head when you read the letter. they pop back up and stumble out of your mouth when you see him again.

and daichi would try to have the neatest, cleanest handwriting, just so nothing could get mixed up. just so you can know exactly, precisely, how he feels.

and i just know bakugou would quote his favourite romcom or romance manga. he wants to tell you you're his whole world, earth and sky combined, but he lacks the confidence, forgive him.

and megumi would write about nature more than actually confessing his feelings. he finds the beauty, the mystery of it so similar to how you make him feel, the scale of it never ending; just like his love for you.

and nanami would have a theme of writing about the time. he would stay overtime, anywhere, any time, just for you.

just. love letters. tangible love. ugh.

[doctopus]

Evil Dead Book Bible

Why did they never make a book bible with really cool info!! please!!!

if they did make one this is what I think it should have:

i would have it so brandy, pablo, ash, and kelly are all commenting through the book bible

**Chapter 1: The Evil Dead** • Some actual pages from the book shown in the movie

• The Cabin • Couple pages on baby ash and kelly/pablo/brandy all commenting on how innocent he looks • Mostly knowby scribblings, notes, the actual translation he does •A joke somewhere from Kelly about how Ruby really claimed to be a knowby when she's too hot to be one •A page on knowby & henrietta, some AVED stuff could be used here • Cheryl & Ash commentary • A page on Scotty & Shelly, at least 2 pages for Cheryl & Linda • Cheryl's drawings of some of the characters (Brandy asking about her aunt she never knew) • Chet's page is crossed out and Ash explains why he wasn't there in the first place and is somehow still oblivious that Chet was dating Cheryl • Ash really explains why they went to the cabin all together in the first place and why the FUCK he brought his sister along. please bro. i need to know what was your thought process. • Ash explains his haircut & fashion choices. Brandy/Kelly/Pablo all shit on him for it. Brandy kind of defends the blue shirt but will shit on his hair.

•Delta gets 2 pages and it’s just Sam & Bruce commentary. I hope bruce draws swords going into the Delta because that’s how he feels about it.

• Sam shows his storyboard idea where the ugly necklace saved Ash with the power of love. And conveniently placed sunlight. 

**Chapter 2: Evil Dead 2** • Linda 2 pages • Commentary from Ash & Annie • Two pages on Annie Knowby • One page for Bobby Joe & Ed (Ash jokes about how quickly ed turned deadite) • Deadite Henrietta • Ash's hand • Chainsaw diagram, really in depth and shit for cosplay • Next page is really bad scribbles on how ash attached his hand to the chainsaw and commentary from ash (Pablo: I still don't get how this works.) • Dancing Deadite Linda (Kelly: She still sounds kinda hot ngl)

**Chapter 3: Army of Darkness** • S-Mart 2 pages and ash explains how he got the job in the first place

• Castle Kandar diagram • Ash & Arthur commentary • Pages on wizard, arthur, henry, blacksmith (Brandy: Was that guy actually a wizard or just a really old dude with a beard who read more books? Ash: I’m not sure, actually.) • 2 pages on Sheila (Kelly: Damn, she's hot too! I hate to say it, but you have really good taste in women.) • Ash's boomstick dialogue line with brandy/pablo/kelly all making fun of it • Tiny Deadite Ashes (Kelly: I wish you kept one, it would've been hilarious) • Evil Ash (Pablo: Man, that's one badass dude. Uh, second to you, Ash.) • Skeleton Army (Ash: I'll give 'em this, they had a really cool band playing during that fight it was pretty sweet)

• Ash’s trunk (Pablo: Damn, you really prepare for a trip through space and time.) • Two pages of the future Ash ending, the pages look like they were jammed in there. Maybe Sam & Bruce commentary? • Two pages of deleted scenes, especially the pillar one

**Chapter 4: Evil Dead (2013)**

• Mia & David commentary

• Pages on Mia, David • Minor pages on Eric, Olivia, Natalie

• Explanation of their family cabin and photos of them as kids

• Page inked in blood, maybe by the dad from the beginning of the movie explaining how the book got in the basement in the first place

• Deadite Mia 2 pages

• I would add more but this isn’t one of my fave EDs oops feel free to add any ideas though

**Chapter 5: Ash vs. Evil Dead**

• Commentary from all the Ghostbeaters • Pages dedicated to Pablo, Kelly, Old Ash (scribbled in by Kelly), and Brandy

• Two pages for Bill (Baal) and Ruby separately

• Two pages for the sexy Ashy Slashy puppet

• Two pages for poor Amanda

• Dad Williams pages, Chet, Candy Barr (need to see more of the drunken Ash in vegas okay), Cougie, Eligos, El Brujo, Kelly’s parents, Linda & her family, any other relevant characters in AVED. I still feel bad for the poor book dude in season 1 too so maybe pls include him.

• Eli, two pages for that bastard. And maybe Ash can explain where his love for bearded dragons came from since he did have one at home before

• Pics of Ash’s horny 80s teen room at his old house

• Pics of Ash’s trailer, also horny 80s teen room

• Value Stop (Could make it canon that S-mart change its name to Value Stop or have it so Ash has some ominous backstory as to why he’s banned from working in an S-mart ever again)

• Brandy’s prom

• The Dark Ones

• Baby Ash (Ash: They really like making handsome clones...)

• That weird limbo death world, include Knowby’s face from ED2 to tie it together

• Ashy Slashy Hardware store

• Actually, give me a news article published right after Ash returned from the cabin ranting about deadites and explain how “Ashy Slashy” was born

**Chapter 6: Evil Dead Rise**

• Don’t know shit yet so lmao

**Chapter 7: Video Games & Comics **

• Evil Dead: The Game (2022)

• Evil Dead Commodore 64 (Ash: Look at those sexy pixels!) 

• Evil Dead: Hail to the King

•  Evil Dead: Fistful of Boomstick   

• Maybe just a couple pages listing some of the other games and minor commentary, when they released, who published it, etc

• Marvel Zombies (Pablo: Wait, you met Spider-man? Ash: No! I mean, *I* did but another *me* did. Or something like that.)

• Reanimator (Ash’s funny commentary on Herbert West) (Brandy: Wait, you met the mad scientist head guy? Ash: Yup! He gives great head. Ha! I’ve been waiting forever for that one.)

• Army of Darkness Comics (Kelly: I’m calling bullshit. There’s no god damn way you met Freddy Krueger AND Xena. Fuck you.) (Ash: I did!) 

**Chapter 8: Behind the Scenes**

• I need all of the storyboardssss

• Any BTS pictures of cast and crew

• I loved Bruce’s drawings of the torture devices Sam made during the movies I want more in here

• Maybe an actual explanation from Sam as to why he wants the piss colored car in all of his movies

• List of actors, actresses across media (A joke about how many different Ash’s bruce played)

**Chapter 9: The Future (pls animated show)**

• Photos of fandom, conventions

• Hail to the Deadites movie pics shown

• Merchandise

Feel free to add any ideas at the bottom or let me know how much this sucks or rules LMAOO

[jrueships]

i tried scribbling chet out but i think it made him look scarier

[finncakes]

barking and screaming and crying i cannot believe i have to wait like three weeks to see bells hells again