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We all know who the top deli Five is (all hail Brisket). But what about second best deli Five?

Based on this post by @ssmhhh. Hope it's ok that I'm referencing this!

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Results are in. Looks like Waiter Five wins as second best deli Five! 🥈🙌🥰

We all know who the top deli Five is (all hail Brisket). But what about second best deli Five?

Based on this post by @ssmhhh. Hope it's ok that I'm referencing this!

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I wanna see pictures of old Fivey in different fashion through the decades but I don't wanna actually draw....ya feel me?

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What if?

Instead of being at a keeper's meeting in season 4, this whole time Lila was sneaking off to learn spanish because she noticed Diego has an easier time not stuttering in Spanish than English and she thought of it as a nice surprise after Diego learned a new language for her and her family.

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I haven't done one of these in a while, but PICK Dolores the umbrella academy wedding dress

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Sean Sullivan was the actor who played Older Five. There are references to his older body throughout the show as Five starts to settle into being “younger” again.

In S4, when working for the CIA, he wears a fake mustache in disguise. I think he misses having one, but can’t physically grow one.

In S3, when he’s in retirement and is planning on going on the road trip with Klaus. He changes into casual clothes. He wears a hat that looks familiar... because its quite similar to the he wore when he assassinated JFK.

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Five Hargreeves’s progression throughout the years

-Extra slide of the version of Five that went on to create the Commission

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I absolutely think Five would want his powers back. They are such a big part of his identity and probably why he acts like a drugged up zombie in S4. He has no identity anymore. He should be the one excited to get them back and trying to convince the others. Or even just taking the marigold himself and not telling anyone else for a while. He would love the rush of having them back.

Love OP's idea of having it be a drawn out mystery over the season

Don't you think several key elements of ben's plot in S4 should have been five's plot? Like getting out of jail (or juvie) at the beginning (obviously for a different crime) but most of all that five would be the one who wanted his powers back so badly. We all know that without them five would feel completely inadequate and for him it is what has always bound them together as a family. obviously there would be shame in the desire, the dilemma that having them means putting the world at risk.

So my original idea about all this is that in S4 everyone would get their powers back out of nowhere and it would become a prolonged mystery (half a season) of how it happened. later everyone would be surprised to find out that it was five, who was actively looking for the marigold and gave it back to them without even discussing it.

Ben's excuse for sharing the marigold is just ridiculous, with how selfish he is and how disconnected he feels from everyone. And the fact that he did it without permission brings nothing, no depth, no real conflict, no moral ambiguity, like we all already know he's an idiot and he doesn't care about them.

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I love Five The Umbrella Academy. Hes fifty years old. He is trapped at ten years old forever. He is a cold blooded killer. He got a puppy he thought was cute. He got excited over fortune cookies. He got a chimp prostitue to do a Marilyn Monroe impression for his amusement. He still wears his school boy uniform despite the memories associated with it. He did not hesitate to steal his dead father figure’s monocle. He is a wanted criminal. He flew around town with a monkey. He likes black coffee. He saved the world. He hates his family. They are all he has left. He is the shortest assassin but he can still drive a sports car and his shooting accuracy is inhuman. What a guy

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Five Hargreeves

warning: a bit dark but I feel like his style of humor.

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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

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You can’t keep this up, Five. We both know that even you have a limit.

I saved you from a lifetime of being alone. You owe me.

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love how puntable comic five is

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Tuactober 2020 Day 11: Outfits

Prompts by @totallyevan​

 There’s always a little sort of, a little evil something going on. 

Yeah, we gotta have like a little reference to her evil inner-bug. I was like ‘can we have more spiders on her coronation look?’

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So, Tom Hopper did not only play Luther in The Umbrella Academy, but also Sir Percival in Merlin

And guess what? His character was the stereotypical muscle guy. Fitting, since Luther's power is super strength

Anyway, Percival is the only knight to wear sleeveless chain mail

And now I can't stop thinking about the Brellies having to do an interview and the interviewer asks Luther to flex his arms but the sleeves rip in the process. Imagine if it became like one of the earliest memes