#He really is too imp to simp

[sockmeat]

What are y’all’s thoughts on Crimson from HB?? Like obviously he’a a piece of shit, but there is literally so much potential for dark content my mind is BUZZING

I HAVE SOME IDEAS... ok i only have 2 (just a warning, they’re a little dark)

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

THE FIRST ONE: The reader is Moxxie’s little sister. When Moxxie goes to jail and chooses to stay away from his hometown and family, he forgets one thing--his little sister.     Ever since Moxxie left, Crimson has been telling reader how much Moxxie hates her, how much he hates the family, how much he wanted to get away from her.

    So, reasonably, the reader grows to resent Moxxie. Occasionally, she’ll think about what life outside of the mansion is like. She’ll remember how Moxxie treated her, how he made sure she was never around for Crimson’s fits, and wonder if he doesn’t actually hate her.

    Crimson has gotten good at spotting when this happens: she’s less willing to listen to his commands, she’s always spacing out, and always looking at Moxxie’s empty room. He’s always quick to snip that hesitance in the bud and warp her perspective of her dear older brother. She’s always been a daddy’s girl (and hasn’t really had a taste of a healthy relationship), so she believes him.

    When the IMP is called over to the mansion, Crimson doesn’t tell the reader that Moxxie is there. He is fiercely protective of her and knows Moxxie would try to save her.

    Crimson’s reason for inviting Moxxie doesn’t change. He wants Moxxie to marry Chazwick. However, this time, Crimson does have a back-up plan: if Crimson is unable to marry Chazwick, for whatever reason, the reader will marry him instead.

    I haven’t quite decided how Moxxie and the reader will reunite, but I don’t want it to be too soon. Maybe she’s attracted to the commotion Millie causes and enters the wedding and barely sees Moxxie before he’s swooped off.

THE SECOND IDEA: The reader is Moxxie’s mother and Crimson’s wife. She basically replaces the actual character. Unfortunately for her, she has a bit of a savior complex so she aims to try and help Crimson’s state of mind.

    They met before Moxxie was conceived. Her family is a part of a smaller chain of the mafia and basically relies on the (wtf is their last name??) family to keep their connections and stay out of debt.

    The reader’s and Crimsons’ marriage was arranged. It was decided since before they were born that the oldest of their families, which happened to be them, would wed and have an heir.

    Unfortunately for the reader, both families have a pretty sexist point of view. They believe the women should serve their husbands and make sure the children are spoken for. Among the long list of no-no’s, she isn’t allowed to raise a fist to Crimson. She hasn’t been taught basic self defense to ensure she doesn’t break this rule.

    At first, Crimson is very clear about his hatred for her. Though, since he’s so adamant about not disrespecting the family, he only expresses it when they’re behind closed doors.

    The reader still tries despite how he treats her. She’s determined to live a normal life, and if that means risking it to get closer to Crimson, so be it. It’s all or nothing.

    The reader’s story is a bit like the ugly duckling. Until her mid-teen years, she has no idea how to dress, pose, or look flattering at all. Crimson continues to be rude and unforgiving until she gets her glow-up.

    That’s when he starts to notice her more. How she doesn’t raise her voice at him no matter what he does to pester her, how she somehow finds a reason to forgive him despite everything, how her boobs have grown since they were kids--

    Yeah, he pretty much jumps her bones whenever he gets the opportunity. Moxxie is born and the reader stops trying to please Crimson 24/7 to take care and nurture Moxxie.

That’s about as far as I got on that...

I do wanna write these, but I’m not sure how big the Crimson Simps(TM) sections will go considering he’s a douche bag

Let me know!

[swrawberrysvuccvbvs]

Sallie Mae x GN bubbly reader (how ya'll met and relationship from then) (platonic to romantic)

i told ya'll now you get to see my brain rot :D

{btw if you want to meet her in a different way go ahead and do that this is my incite on how they meet to me}

Platonic

. You got hired to help after the Striker incident.

.You were probably being harassed by her brothers and she deiced to step in for you so they would back off

. You thank her she ask if you were new around and of course you didn't give her a "straight" answer{hehe gay jokes}

. you two became friends quick after that helping her hide bodies wrangling the hell hogs messing with Moxxie over the phone with Mills

.you two of course had your highs and your lows out of it mainly highs tho

.you two always some how seemed to bring a smile to each others faces one way or another!

:Romantic {if you don't see her this way you can skip}

. She started to notice she had feelings for you at least three months after ya'll became friends

.She confessed by pulling you into one of the barns pinned you to the wall and kissed ya and said she liked you

.She laughed because of the amount of time it takes you to answer her.

.after being in shock for about five to ten minutes you said you liked her too with that little giggle she always loved to hear :]

.Now ma and pa was really happy about the relationship when they found out they were always fond of you

.You are like a ray of sunshine for the barn

.Always staying in a good mood rarely letting anything bring your mood down

(btw you are a sinner in this but if wish not to be than go right ahead!)

:But when that does happen lets say at one time at the harvest moon festival some guy kinda degraded you because you looked more human like than demon or hellborn. You had died due to your sin and landed in wrath because of it just because you died from it doesn't mean you always look the part!You had tears pricking your eyes at this point cause he wouldn't stop.

.After Sallie got done in the pain games{ i think that's what they're called i don't remember} and saw you leaving and said guy following you she kinda- what do mean "kinda" she got PISSED

.She followed you and the imp and saw you quit literally sobbing because the imp was saying : "You don't belong in wrath your too soft you belong in the city with the rest of those low life sinners how are you even in wrath your too weak to be rough or murderous I bet if was to hit you or merely grab you. You would die or break a bone!" which hurt you a lot.

.I mean you would have landed in pride or lust if that was your sin.

.There was a reason you were in Wrath that's why you're there

.lets just say while you were crying Sallie had another body to hide with you

.over all it's just a rough lovey dovey relationship. :D

.p.s. yes you two do wrestle in more then one way ;3

I finally finished! i'm proud of this little piece of work i have done today.

I hope ya'll like it to see ya later fellow simps and sinners~

[rose-tea-and-strawberries]

I can't believe I forgot about this, but has Hades ever done the "He's a guy" moment with Yuu.

Oh, totally!

I've seen so much fanart, edits and animatics of Idia saying this as well - the two of them are definitely the type of friends that judge you for your poor taste in men and just be sassy 24 hours a day 7 days a week.

It fits for Hades because as the God of the Dead, he has records on every mortal so he can see just how awful guys are and Idia thinks that 2D people are the pinnacle of perfection so there's no need to focus on people in the real world unless they're Yuu (honestly, same)

Personally, I see Meg as the more 'you don't need romance men are trash' friend since Hades is too busy working on Operation Idia x Yuu with the imps, muses and Hercules.

Yuu: Aren't you and Hercules a couple?

Meg: Listen, kid. Love makes you do stupid things.

Yuu isn't really looking for a boyfriend and she's not really pining for anyone plus her obliviousness makes her blind to how blatantly obvious the NRC boys are simping over her so she's never going to have the whole moment where 'she's being told she shouldn't fall in love' talk but Hades' cynicism and dry wit/sarcasm makes him real fun to be around.

[myafterlifeisbetterthenyours]

Yoooo i just wanted to say i love your blog and i love your x male stuff. Glad to see that finally. So i was wondering if you dont mind taking a request for me? You see im a simp for Striker and cowboys in general so i was wondering if you could mabey do a Striker x Cowboy imp male reader? Or just another imp who’s similar to him, thats a cowboy and likes to compete in the Pain Games? Mabey Reader is a bit different than Striker as he is more relaxed that Striker. And whenever Reader is angry he’s just one of those people who are calm while pissed. They scare me honestly. Sorry if that was a bit much didn’t mean to bombard ya.

Striker x male cowboy Imp reader

Life on Wrath was mind numbingly simple.

On Wrath you either get born into a worker family, or a family that owned some pathetic little slice of land one might call a farm.

Either way you'll be working the land your entire life.

And you, born into a dirt picking commoners family, quickly decided that life wasn't for you.

The first chance you got, you got out. Running far, far away from your po-dunk, shit house family.

Of course, you were just a dumb kid, so you quickly found desperate for work and housing, eventually finding yourself on another ranch.

This time however, you got yourself working extermination.

The ranch owner assigning you under a bastard old hunter, the man 'assigned' the task of fending off pests and predators.

It was brutal work. The ranch owner forcing you to work long nights, given sub par equipment with little pay and your "teacher" certainly showed no sympathy.

It was years of gruelling work, handling many a life threatening situation, but you eventually excelled and eventually, usurped your former teacher.

And after the bastard threw one last bottle at you, you challenged him. The two of you dueling on the spot.

He didn't even realise you'd moved until he felt the blade slice his throat.

But honearly, you felt nothing as you did it.

The bastard relished making you suffer through his "teachings." And you felt nothing as you watched the bastard collapse, staring at you as the life drained from him.

All that mattered was he was dead, and you weren't.

You left that day, taking your knowledge and equipment, riding off on your Hell-horse.

It didn't take long to find work. The whole damned ring was one big farm, so there was always something that needed killing.

But you quickly got sick of hunting wolves and overgrown rats.

So you quickly found yourself turned to mercenary work, mostly bounty hunting for local lords and buisnesses, quickly making a name for yourself.

Of course, a large portion of time was just spent dealing with idiots who wanted to prove something.

You would regularly work for ranchers, still finding some simple pleasure in working with cattle or hunting pests, often hired to protect them from one of Hells many predators.

But really, it was a simple, but not too simple a life you'd made for yourself.

One day you'd be hunting some debter, or some wanna be crime boss that'd pissed of the wrong noble.

You always got such a thrill during the hunt.

Or at least most the time you did, there were very few targets truly qualify as a hunt on Wrath, as I mentioned, it's mostly a rather boring community of farmers.

And while you enjoyed the work, you were quickly losing interest in the rather simple bounty jobs.

But luckily for you, you discovered the once a year celebration that was the harvest moon festival.

You didn't care for the festivities or the two bit carnival games.

What you wanted, what you were interested in, was the Pain Games.

You signed up every year without fail, and absolutely relished the whole thing.

Granted, most of your opponents were nobody hicks that had more muscle than brain, but it was at least a good workout.

Of course, you'd also have a run in with one Miss Millie, the girl finally being a real challenge for you.

You began a bitter rivalry with the girl, you being the only opponent she couldn't just kill. And well, you took such joy in seeing her pissed at you.

It was fun.

But, as fun as the pain games were, you needed something to keep you occupied throught the year.

So, you found yourself taking up assassin work, and by Satan, it was exactly what you needed.

It was a real thrill... A Real Hunt.

And it'd be as you were finishing up a job, just about to kill a target, when you ran into none other then Striker, the two of you initially pausing before instantly bickering over who got the kill.

Eventually you settled it over a coin toss, you winning with a heads.

But even as you took aim, Stiker hung about, playfully criticising everything you did. Of course, you still got the kill, rubbing it in the serpenty Imps face.

Striker, for his part, was much like many of the other shmucks you'd encountered.

He was smug, arrogant, and suspiciously well equipped. And well, not wanting to kill him, you tried your best to just ignore him.

But it seemed no matter what job you picked, You'd bump into the damned Cowboy Imp everywhere.

Now granted, you were as much a cowboy as him, you were just less... Smug about it.

He used his Wrathern voice and simple nature as a cover, using peoples assumptions on his nature to make them lower there guard.

You on the other hand were more level headed, and you certainly let people look down on you.

But as annoying as he was, Striker did have a certain... Allure to him.

As smug as he was, he did have the skills to back it all up. The Imp regularly giving you a run for your money, quite literally on many jobs.

Youd initially have a fierce rivalry, although it seemed like Striker was more interested in you then actually winning said rivalry.

And it'd be after you finally snapped at him, asking what he wanted that he'd tell you.

Striker asked you out.

You were shocked, understandably so. And, well, with nothing else to do and no real reason not to, you agreed, the two of you meeting up at a bar he knew.

You found him at the bar, saving a stool for you.

Pulling up a seat, you quickly got to drinking. The two of you talking, quickly bonding over your Wrathern origins.

You weren't all to surprised to find the Imp was much like yourself. The Imp despising the simpletons that inhabited the Wrath.

Granted, most the Imps on every Ring were simpletons. But at least the Imps on other Rings tried to wring more out of life.

The two of you drank some more, chatting and bonding over your shared early life experience, telling jokes and laughing, just having a good time.

But as you spoke, some towering Sinner shmuck came over and demanded your stool.

Striker became noticeably annoyed near instantly, tail rattling in frustration. You always noticed that about the Imp, if he was annoyed, he'd usually show it.

You just sat back, taking a sip of your drink before looking up at the sinner. Rather coldly, telling the man; 'If he wanted it, he should take it.'

So, the sinner, like the shmuck he was, reached out, trying to take your stool.

And he did grab it, for about a second before you sliced his hand off.

The man freaked out, Striker bursting into laughter.

Of course, the sinner didn't appreciate losing his hand, and in his endorphins riddled state, he swung a punch. A punch you instantly avoided, flipping over and smashing your glass into his head.

Flipping up onto the bar, you watched the sinner go down, the whole bars attention turning to you.

Faced with a crowd of angry sinners, you did the only thing you could think of.

"Bar Fight!"

You yelled it, and the sinners quickly obliged, jumping at each other's throats.

You threw a few punches, smashed a few bottles and used them as shanks. Your standard bar fight experience.

Except this time, Striker was by your side. And you had to admit, He was one helluva fighter. The Imp more then holding his own.

Eventually you both scrambled, getting out before it became a real slaughter, the Imp taking you back to his place.

You laughed and joked, and the next thing you knew, you were trying to suck each other's face off.

It quickly devolved in carnal, savage fucking, the two of you going long into the night.

You awoke sore all over, and due to your taste for Wrath moonshine, your hangover was more akin to a mild headache.

You found striker making breakfast, the Imp greeting you, smug as ever.

It was a little awkward, especially since neither of you were willing to be seen as the one who submitted to the other, the two of you bickering like children well past breakfast.

Eventually you ended up just sat there, unsure of what came next, until you asked. "What comes next?"

Striker shrugged, asking if you just wanted to... see what happens.

You agreed, the two of you beginning a rather relaxed relationship.

One of your main "bonding activities" as Striker like to call them, was taking jobs together. And if you were good when competing with each other, you were practically a force of nature when working together.

Your reputation and prestige grew seemingly overnight, quickly becoming none as a dangerous duo. And as your reputations grew, so did your relationship, the two of you getting closer and closer with each successful job.

Of course, between each job, you still spent plenty of time together.

Whether that was out on the town, celebrating a job well done. The two of you, often ending up at a bar, burning through your pay. Before either starting a bar fight or running off to have vigorous sex.

Often times, both.

Sometimes at the same times.

And while you loved Strikers cool, calm and collected nature, even if it his arrogance often got on your nerves. You were honestly surprised at how genuine Striker could be.

Once you got past the small ocean of smugness the Imp seemed to float on, the Snakey Imp was surprisingly deep as a character.

He had likes and dislikes, hobbies and dreams.

Granted, much of those hobbies and dreams involved killing demons and gaining infamy, but he still had personality.

And it seemed the longer you spent together, the deeper and more intimate your relationship became.

The whole thing accumulating during one of your missions.

Youd been hired to wipe out some shitty gang, the two of you getting caught off guard by reinforcements, the two of you pinned behind cover.

Youd just reloaded your pistol, waiting for an opportunity to return fire when you looked over at Striker. And after doing so, you could help but find the Imp just... so handsome. A strange feeling blooming in your chest.

Reaching over, you grabbed his face, turning him to you.

You stared into those ringed eyes before telling him simply,

"I Love You."

Striker was understandably shocked, but quickly smiled, grabbing you by the head and giving you a deep kiss.

You were brought out of your loving stupor by the sound of something metal landing before you.

Breaking the Kiss, and looking down, you found the familiar shape of a grenade.

Striker, as he often did, seemed to act on instinct, snatching it up before jumping, throwing the grenade mid air, firing as the grenade went off.

You quickly followed, jumping into the fight, the two of you fighting until you were the only living beings in a five block radius.

The two of you stood before a battlefield, the smell of blood and gunpowder, the two of you just standing there, chests heaving, weapons still in hand.

Your head turned him him, the snake doing the same.

You stared at each other for several moments.

You practically lunged at each other. You kissed, clawing at each other's clothes, practically tearing them off each other.

You fucked right there, in the centre of that battlefield. And to be completely honest, It was the best sex of your life.

After that, your relationship seemed to become... simpler.

You loved each other, you had a title for those feeling and it was simple as that.

You were in a committed relationship, the two of you forming a very loving. Very Intimate, relationship.

You became the ultimate hellborne powerhouse couple, no job was ever beyond your reach.

And it'd be as you were on the Wrath ring having just finished your latest job, that he'd hand you something.

You were expecting a sharpening stone for your blade, but instead found a small brown case. And looking at him you just found the Imp staring back at you.

Looking back at the case, you popped it open, finding two silver rings.

You just stared at it for several moments, looking up at Striker, the Imp just scratching his neck.

"I was gonna get gold, But... they seemed a little... too indulgent." He finished awkwardly, stepping over and taking one of the Rings.

Taking your hand in his own, he cleared his throat.

"I don't even know if it's a real thing down here or... whatever. And I we don't gotta put a name on it, it's just..."

Looking up, he sighed. Sliding down onto one knee, he asked simply. "Will you marry me, (Y/N)?"

Hearing that, everything hit you, you stumbling back, breath hitching in your throat.

After taking several deep breaths you just nodded, holding your hand out.

With his iconic little smile, Striker slipped the ring onto your finger, you following suit with his ring, the two of you embracing each other, sharing an entense kiss.

You officiated your unholy union on Wrath, stopping by Lust for a week long honeymoon.

A honeymoon that mostly comprised of fine spirits, fine food and many, many long nights in bed.

And laying in your mess of a bed, Striker laid next to you in nothing but assless chaps, you knew he was the only man for you.

[asagi-red-wolf]

Proof Blitz Wasn’t Using Verosika For Her Asmodean Crystal

Since the Asmodean crystals text was decoded from “The Circus”, I’ve seen two prevailing theories about why Stolas was reading about them- the sad one and the sadder one

The sad one being that he is or was going to give Blitz a crystal so he can be free from their arrangement without hurting his business, thus putting them on equal footing for the first time (atleast, “equal” in terms of neither of them being forcibly tied to the other in some way)

And the sadder one being that when he realized Blitz had also dated a succubus and, apparently, treated her quite badly, he assumed that perhaps Blitz was just using Verosika as well, and not only was his relationship with Blitz a lie, but so were other relationships Blitz had had, and cementing even further that he was being used from the beginning

To be clear, it’s still very possible that Stolas THINKS this- he doesn’t know anything about the relationship outside of “She used to date him” and that Blitz was selfish in bed, Verosika also calls him a “reckless heartbreaking theif”, so that could further ring the alarm bells that what Blitz stole from her was her crystal (though we as the audience know it was her car and credit cards)

I personally believe that Stolas is going to give Blitz a crystal of his own as a parting gift to formally end their contract, leaving any prospects of having a relationship as a ball very firmly sitting in Blitz’s court, because otherwise, if they return to the status quo of “Blitz gets the book and has sex with Stolas in return”, it not only comes off as an extremely weird decision on Stolas’s part- weird and downright cruel, at this point- having seen what we have of the last two episodes (Stolas would not only be deeply hurting Blitz, but hurting himself too, now that he’s admitted the relationship is “just a comfortable lie”) but it also makes the last two episodes really pointless to the overarching story, as it means that something else would be required to come along later and reshape their arrangement, making the very intense status-quo-changing drama of these past two episodes seem utterly worthless (he could always just give him the book a few times a month, no strings attached, but that would still require them to see eachother frequently and I don’t think Stolas is that big of a masochist that he would arrange something where he has to constantly interact with the person who he feels so much hurt from and get absolutely nothing in return) but to tackle the other theory-

Even if Stolas was to believe Blitz used Verosika for her Asmodean crystal, we know as the audience that he didn’t..... because he didn’t need to

Blitz and Verosika dated a fair amount of time before he started I.M.P.- we know that because 1. Blitz, at the time of dating her, was her bodyguard, and I find it pretty hard to believe that he would be doing that and working at IMP at the same time, and 2. Even Loona was surprised that he and Verosika were a thing, not to mention Moxxie and Millie

You could say that the M&Ms never found out about Blitz using Verosika for her crystal, as they’re just employees, but that’s pretty weak considering how much they know about his arrangement with Stolas, and I doubt that Blitz would hide “I’m dating that pop star you like” anyway, even if just for bragging rights and to make Moxxie jealous that Millie is simping for Verosika, given that the two- at the time- would have been on good terms and he’d feel proud to be dating her, not bitter like he is now

But Loona? That’s another story

Blitz adopted her when she was “almost 18″, so she still must have had some time of being underage and presumably requiring supervision, it’d be pretty hard to date someone with a teenager in the house and them never find out about it, especially a pop star, and especially as the relationship didn’t seem to be a closely guarded secret

You could always say he made off with the crystal and started IMP right when they broke up, but why wouldn’t Verosika mention that? She was so quick to call out Blitz for stealing her car and her credit cards and was pretty detailed about the complaint, but if he had stolen her crystal- presumably not only making it impossible for her to work, but also having to ask Asmodeus for another one, and humiliating herself by doing so- wouldn’t that have been a bigger thing to be upset about..? She didn’t mention it at Ozzie’s either, and although it was clear that she just wanted to point out that Blitz sucked as a lover.... wouldn’t “he used me and then threw me away” be an even bigger selling point to her cause than just “he sucks in bed”? Especially if she did have to get another crystal from Ozzie, would a perfect chance to go “Oh Blitzo? He’s the one who took your crystal” and make Ozzie potentially angrier at Blitz (if for no other reason than to laugh as Ozzie kicks him out) really escape her?

Admittedly, there’s a gap in the timeline between Blitz starting IMP and getting the book from Stolas... but only if you take the pilot pretty seriously- and you shouldn’t, as with all pilots, alot has changed between the pilot and episode one, including Millie’s design, Tilla, some of the humor and lore surrounding imps on Earth (IE: that hospital scene, I don’t think would fly now considering the big deal having been made about human disguises) and alot of who Stolas is as a charector (his VA included) So although the pilot makes a big deal of business “having been slow lately”- implying IMP is a well established enough company to have had an up period already and now be in a downslope- I don’t actually think we should believe this, I think we should believe that IMP is a fairly new company that’s only been operating for, max, a couple of months, that would give even more reason for Blitz to have a commercial and jingle out, as he’s trying to get his first advertising hooks in

Stolas says in episode one, when making the deal with Blitz, that he’s had the book “for some time”, we know Stolas needs it once a month, but what’s to say that Blitz hasn’t had it for three or four weeks, with the full moon being the following night? That would be enough time for Blitz to start making a reputation for himself, as not only being an imp owned business, but also being the kind of business it is (killing living people) would be a really big deal in Imp City, so word would travel fast

On that note, Blitz doesn’t say in episode 2.1 “I kill living people”, he just says “I kill people”, so it’s possible that 1. IMP didn’t always kill people on earth, that might be a new gimmick, they could have started out as just a regular assassination business- there’s nothing that ever implies otherwise, to my knowledge, so killing people on Earth could have been a new opportunity Blitz stumbled upon and had to retreive the book for, it’s also possible that 2. Blitz had a temporary method of getting to Earth already but it was lost/destroyed right before the pilot, but I’m not so sure that’s the case, it means that there’s either a third method out there (and I doubt that, if one exists, it would get put into play any time in the near future, as that would make the book’s power seem alot less important and make all of this seem much more of a moot point, the crystals have to get put into play far before this) or Blitz did have an Asmodean crystal- either throwing the timeline with Verosika into serious question, or implying he was with another succubus, but if that was the case then why not just find a third succubus to manipulate instead of going for something so much riskier and trying to steal a book from royalty? It seems like a really unnecessary amount of risk and work for a reward that would, presumably, be alot more run of the mill at that point, if not a WORSE reward- the crystal seems to have basic teleporting powers, easy enough to use, but the book requires someone actually being able to read it and cast the spell, plus there’s so much more in the book that Blitz... honestly just doesn’t need, why go through all that extra trouble for something that isn’t even a better option?

I could be wrong ofcourse, but all evidence points- to me- to the fact that Blitz has never used a crystal to go to Earth, much less Verosika’s specifically

[petitprincess1]

You really like Striker, huh?

Too. Damn. Much.

He's just a fantastic villain, what can I say? Him being played by Norman Reedus probably didn't help, either lol! Plus, I really like the smaller details like I talked about how the quick panicked look he gets when Blitzo first finds him ready to shoot Stolas or how legit shocked he was when Moxxie shot at him when he started insulting him.

Of course, this man has no self-preservation skills because even when faced down with TWO fucking guns, he still had the gall to finish his sentence. Like, dude, you're gonna fucking die. Maybe, like, chill for two seconds. Although, I wonder if he had a plan to escape (since he seems to think pretty quickly).....or he just didn't want to go down like a pussy. Probably the latter x3

I really am just fascinated by this character and I dont know why. I just really would love to know about his character more. Not so much expecting him to have a tragic backstory (kinda hope he's just an asshole), just wanna know more. Plus, Vivzie did like some posts that have Striker joining IMP, so that gives me hope. .....She also liked a post or two that had Strixxie in it. I doubt the ship will come true, but I hope more interactions with Striker and Moxxie will come. Simply for the fact that he works better as a foil for Mox than Blitzo, who acts a bit too similar imo.

Anyway, I think I'm done simping for analyzing him. All that to say, yes. I LOVE Striker and I can't wait to see him go against IMP again!

[sunnyasswaffles]

KNY characters playing among us

these headcanons are entirely for joke purposes and because im bored

Tanjiro

- as a crewmate this dude would be set on doing all of his tasks as well as keeping a good eye out for anything suspicious. whoever the imp is, would probably get annoyed with his ass cuz they cant hide anything from this mf. everyone believes him too. He usually is never the one to get killed at the beginning because everyone else will come for the imposters ass

- as an imposter he would either:

1. do absolutely nothing and kill no one because he would feel bad

or

2. kill someone, report it, and come clean because he can’t lie and he probably feels bad

if there are multiple imposters he would probably just sabotage and let his partner(s) do all the dirty work.

Nezuko

as a crewmate she would probably just follow tanjiro around not caring about doing her tasks or not unless she dies. if someone managed to kill tanjiro before her she would flip shit, as well as literally everyone playing-

as an imposter killing would be hella hard for her as tanjiro is following her everywhere but once she manages to get away she’s a literal god until tanjiro catches on and rats her out. she may be good but she doesnt last long as an imp 😔✋

Zenitsu

as a crewmate he would either be glued to tanjiro or too scared to be near literally anyone. He’s that one player that freaks out when someone starts following him for .5 seconds.

as an imposter he wouldnt last long cuz he would sound way too nervous when trying to defend himself and the other players would be like “yeah its him 😐”

Inosuke

as a crewmate he would be set on finding the imposter(s) he gets called out a lot cuz people think he’s the imposter cuz he’s following people around all the time. Never does his tasks and throws out dumb assumptions about random people because he finds everything suspicious. the mf would probably say something like “i saw sanemi walk out of medbay, the dude vented!” right after genya said he watched him scan. he uses “sus” unironically

as an imposter he would literally sabotage everything (if he has a partner this would annoy the everliving fuck out of them) and kill anyone on sight. probably makes stupid decisions like killing/venting in front of people without meaning to and then getting hella defensive when people sus him out. he sometimes tries to shift the blame or blames them before they have a chance to speak but gets caught anyways.

Genya

as a crewmate he would just do his tasks and not give a fuck about anyone unless someone tries to blame him for something or sus him out he gets really defensive and angry, if theyre playing through a voice call you cant understand what he’s saying because he’s yelling and his mic is ass so it just sounds like bass boosted tv static.

as an imposter he’s good but the dude can’t lie for shit so as soon as someone catches him in a loop he either says nothing cuz he dunno what to say or gets mad and defensive trying to put the blame on the other dude.

Giyuu

as a crewmate he’s either the first one to get killed or he gets blamed for killing and voted out. Tanjiro and Nezuko are probably the only one’s who defend him.

as an imposter he either goes god mode and kills like 5 people before a body is reported or gets voted out at the beginning.

Shinobu

does her tasks first thing as a crewmate and often complains in frustration at whoever called a meeting/reported a body while she was in the middle of a download task. (i dont blame you shinobu that shits annoying) she also tries to find reasons to frame giyuu.

as an imposter this bitch is a literal GOD she’ll kill everybody and no one will suspect her. a smart and manipulative imposter indeed-

Rengoku

as a crewmate he would definitely be set on completely his tasks first. pretty observant and calls people out on their bs (nicely ofc). is usually the first one to check ppl do shields/trash/weapons etc. If anyone tries to blame him for something he would defend himself lookin like 😃 the whole time. if its in a voice call he’s probably one of the mfs that eats into the mic.

as an imposter he wouldn’t kill anyone he would call an emergency meeting and come clean because “killing people is wrong” i can also see him ratting out his partner too if he has one 😬

Tokito

as a crewmate he would mind his business and not talk in chat unless he had a reason to but his responses are always dry and short like “no” or “no i didn’t” he doesn’t even give a reason even if he’s innocent which gets him voted off a lot of the time. he also would defend literally anything tanjiro says.

as an imposter he would be okay at killing people but if people would call him out he would just be like “yeah i killed them 😐” he doesn’t even try to lie about it.

Sanemi

like his brother, this mf would get easily angry and defensive if you tried to call him suspicious or frame him when he is a crewmate. probably cant understand what he’s saying either cuz this dude is loud as hell. he yells and cusses at people who try to prove him wrong or counter argues with him. he gets voted off a lot because of how defensive he is :/ he also insults people. 😁 he finds reasons to frame giyuu with.

as an imposter he’s really good at killing and covering up his tracks but as soon as someone thinks its him he gets pissed and defensive (likely calling them a stupid dumbass or sumn), which is what usually gets hime voted off. the dude probably slams on his keyboard and cries when he’s voted off.

Obanai

like tokito if this dude was a crewmate he would mind his own business and not talk in chat unless he was being blamed or being called suspicious. he doesnt get defensive but he wouod probably get annoyed and call whoever was blaming him stupid. follows mitsuri everywhere and defends her with his entire soul because he’s a simp. also likes to frame giyuu

as an imposter he would still stick with mitsuri and she wouldn’t snitch ✋ they would team even if they’re on different teams and he would end up killing everyone except her. people get annoyed when they play with them together. but if mitsuri wasn’t playing he would be those imposters that would kill and say nothing in the chat but gets away with it somehow.

Mitsuri

as a crewmate she wouldn’t care much about tasks but would still do them to pass the time. sticks with obanai, rengoku, or shinobu depending on who’s playing. always trusts and defends her friends which sometimes ends up getting her killed- also someone who would probably eat into their mic

as an imposter she would stick with obanai and team with him (lord help when theyre both imposters theres no escape) she wouldnt kill any of her friends tho so if she has a partner she’ll leave that to them but feel guilty about it.

Uzui

as a crewmate he would preferably go on his own and avoid people. is the crewmate that forgets the map and whenever someone asks where he was he can’t answer and gets voted out sometimes. and excellent lie detector, he calls people out on their bullshit. uses terms like “sus”, “noob”, “cap”/“no cap”, etc. so much to the point where its painfully cringy.

as an imposter he would be an excellent liar but if he ended up getting caught red handed he would just come clean. would kill his friends first because he thinks its funny.

Akaza

as a crewmate he would only do the easy tasks because he doesn’t have the patience to deal with download or time consuming tasks. like sanemi, this dude gets easily defensive and pissed when people try to frame him but he confronts them in a passive aggressive condescending way cuz he’s petty. sometimes frames people for fun, mainly tries to frame douma. follows rengoku around in an attempt to annoy him

as an imposter he is good but he tries to kill douma every time he’s an imposter so if douma’s dead at the beginning of the round everyone suspects him. often goes after zenitsu too, doesn’t kill the girls if they’re are any playing.

Douma

as a crewmate this mf is annoying as hell to play with. he’s the crewmate that plays devil’s advocate to confuse people for the fun of it. also tries to frame random people for drama and often gets voted out of it-

as an imposter this dude is an og- he’s good at playing innocent and will gaslight/manipulate people that try to call him out. Akaza, Shinobu, and him argue the whole meeting pretty much.

[strxnged]

TANAKA’S 25TH : 25 RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

Warnings: vague mentions of making out, a lot of caps, me simping

AN: I was not so hyped for today that I marked it on my calendar./s (I wrote this in like an hour because I was procrastinating, and of course every day is Tanaka brainrot day) (PAIRING: Tanaka x gn!reader)

✧ Starting off with the obvious — he calls you beautiful all the time, and absolutely not just to flatter you. He just finds you so attractive that he can’t help but constantly express it.

✧ Really all you had to do to start going out with him is say yes for once, because he asked you every day (shush he fell fast and he fell hard)

✧ Your first kiss will nearly have him on his knees trying to figure out how to ask you if he can kiss you. he will not initiate anything unless he knows for a fact you want to :(

✧ BUT he knows exactly how he wants to kiss you (has he imagined it before? ig we’ll never know). Soft, but energetic. Somehow the way he kisses you is like he’s physically worshipping you — he wants to give you his absolute best.

✧ PDA is a big yes for him. Partially because he likes showing you off, of course, but more because he just can’t resist holding your hand or giving you kisses whenever he’s with you.

✧ Hallway makeout sessions are common. ‘Nuff said (for my sanity’s sake).

✧ HE’S SO ROMANTIC AND CRINGEY LAMSDFOI like (y’all know Mikoshiba from Monthly Girls’ Nozaki-kun?) he will say something really mushy and then make a cheezy face AND THEN START BLUSHING LMAOSOD STOP UR TOO CUTE BB

✧ His room can be a mess, but when you come over he will do the most and clean it up enough that you’d never know.

✧ Saeko will bother him about finally getting into a relationship after being a simp for so long… and you two will dEFinitely become the ultimate pair when it comes to teasing him AHHfdgkl

✧ You two… like, you’re basically just best friends who kiss (a lot?). You can talk about literally anything for hours and have a great time.

✧ I’ve never done karaoke but I know enough about the activity and Tanaka Ryuunosuke to know that he’ll dedicate every song to you. just… “this is for YOU, babe!” *loud mic ringing noises* *Never Gonna Give You Up starts* and he will make your ears BLEED LASLDKJ

✧ Other dates — bowling? totally sucks but cheers you on. movies? might fall asleep on your shoulder, or talk during the whole movie (if you’re like me then this just makes it more fun kjasfdgpl). dinner? he has all your favourite restaurants and foods memorized. He didn’t even have to try — it’s hardwired into him to remember that kind of thing about you 🏃‍♀️

✧ Sunrise dates. He hates getting up early but will do it if it means he gets to see you — meaning that he always wants to go on a hike with you at 5am so that you can see the city as it’s just lighting up. He likes feeling like he wOKE UP WITH YOU RKLTEOIJSJLK 🥺 HELP ME

✧ Okay… hear me out on this. If you are really into a certain artist — a rapper, a vocalist, a band, (cough bts), he will always look up concerts in your area and he might surprise you with tickets :< except he’s bad at actually surprising you because he doesn’t know how to close tabS LMAOGIDJFK

✧ if you’re having a hard time… if you ever need to talk, he’s all ears. He just wants to be there for you pls don’t hide your sad from him.

✧ HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS HUGS he hugs so nice kjSRle like it’s warm and secure and so comforting and he gives you little backrubs like my grandma does 💀

✧ He is so good at encouraging you. If you ever feel like you’re not good enough, he is going to make you believe otherwise, because he believes in you.

✧👏com👏mun👏i👏ca👏tion👏!!!! Tanaka can Communicate His Thoughts. Since he’s really just a lively, supportive guy, he’s always willing to ‘talk about it’ because he wants things to get better if they can.

✧ Adding onto the last one — he is so open about his feelings. He won’t let you forget how much he loves you.

✧ He has good judgement, but not always control over his impulses (might say or do some things he’ll regret later, but he knows as a whole what he wants.) He’ll apologize if he realizes he offended you, but if he said something that hurt you and he doesn’t seem to know… please just tell him :( he wants to do better

✧ and if there’s something you’re not telling him, he’ll figure out. He might take it personally, because he isn’t really as confident as he is bold.

✧ he gets jealous of your celebrity/fictional character crush rip

✧ he has so much respect for you a person. He’s so proud of how hard you work, and understands if you need a day off to just take a break.

✧ He loves tummies and thighs… he loves all of you, and wishes you understood how fascinated and bewildered he is by you. He feels so lucky to have you in his life

✧ Honestly he can’t always believe you’re his. He’s so scared he’ll lose you, which is why he treasures every second with you.

Dear Canon Tanaka Ryuunosuke, happy birthday. I hope you and Kiyoko are happy together. You deserve the world <3

Dear Tanaka Ryuunosuke living-rent-free-in-my-head, hi babe thanks for existing I will pay you to stay ok? <3 pls don’t go anywhere you inspire me every day LAOFSDOKSGLRF 😳 love u

MASTERLIST

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

Ozzie In His Simp For Fizzy Sweater (2022)

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Credit for Helluva Boss goes to Vivziepop & SpindleHorse

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there could be some fans who had the same thought

that Ozzie is possibly a Simp.

I also want to say that if Ozzie dislikes Sappy Love Songs, then what would happen if he listens to Leah Kate's song "10 Things I Hate About You"

that song is not a sappy love song, and it kind of owns the guy who probably had it coming...and I guess I am curious as to what Ozzie’s reaction would be to that song that’s called 10 Things I Hate About You. 

and if I was in love with Ozzie, that song would so fit the feeling....

probably would fit Ozzie from Casino Cups Au, that is a Awesome Cuphead AU.

no matter the Ficto-Universe, that song would so fit a few of those Ozzie Boys... probably would fit the Real Ozzie, too....

Ozzie and Fizzy are really cute together, they are just really REALLY cute together.

they are the adorable OTP, who hide their love for each other.

and you know, no matter if it's Lust or Love, both end up in Heartbreak....that's what I believe is fact.

and even if by some chance someone did fall in love with the Real Ozzie, and it isn't just like lust....and the feelings come from the heart.

it is possible he wouldn't give a Sugar Honey Ice Tea about it....

one of the good things about the Ozzie-Sweetie of Helluva Boss, is that he does give a Sugar Honey Ice Tea about Fizzy....

so even if he doesn’t care too much about Genuine Love & Sappy Love Songs, he does seem to love Fizzy, even some fans could see that.

they have a Love Under Sensitive Temptation....

like a acronym, just like how LOVE

can stand for Level Of Violence. 

the sweater that Ozzie is wearing, is suppose to give away that he seems to be a Simp for a Imp, and that Imp being Fizzy.

the blue mane fluff in a jar, that has a Lion on it, is suppose to reference the whole Asmodeus losing his lion half, I forgot the name of the Angel that was suppose to pull the lion half from him....I know I read it somewhere.

Fluffmodeus can’t hide from fans, that he is in deep devotion for Fizzy.

I wonder if the nickname Fluffmodeus sounds a little weird...?

well I’m weird, I mean I can’t help but see Devil from the Cuphead Show

as a Himbo, or Devi-Himbo.....he just seems like that way to me.

the Cuphead Show is awesome by the way, but it’s okay that not everyone likes it.

even if Ozzie is in more into the Lust, at least he isn’t a jerk and cross the line like that shisno who is named Matt Walsh.

I mean excuse me if I’m a Earth Angel, who so happens to be Aroaceflux (also a Ficto as well...) and he can’t accept that.

but he needs to learn that Asexual Reproduction and Asexuality ain’t the same thing....I still hope that video that I found out about that talked about that jerk, does get more views, that video does deserve it.

and excuse me if I’m not some perfect Princess, and yeah technically I am....not the perfect part, but the princess part.....but like a Nonbinary type.

and well what makes me technically a Princess, is because of the whole being descendant of a few royal families....

one of them being like King Solomon, which by the way I don’t see as a curse, and it is freaking blessing, still not touchy that throne.

I know I went through most of my life not knowing about the whole “Royal Family” thing.....I think it was surprise when I was first told about it...

I still think that King David is a butt head, because he didn’t do anything to punish that sicko of a son of his after what he did to Tamar...

he might still be family, but it doesn’t mean he was in the right about not do anything when his son does something really bad...

I get some still respect King David, but it doesn’t mean I will respect him when it comes to not giving the proper justice for Tamar, she deserved better.

and the brother that did take revenge for her, probably only did it as a excuse...

like making it seem like it was for her, but really it could of been because he was looking for a excuse to get rid of that sicko...

anyway I guess in some form of theory, even if Ozzie can be a jerk and show some form of sweet fluffy cutie side to himself when it comes to Fizzy...

he might not do something as insensitive as Matt Walsh.

or like that Toxic-Religious person who kept misusing the whole “May God Have Mercy On You.” or “May The Lord Have Mercy On You” on me....

I know it was one of those two, but I know even though I did try to say that it was hurting my feelings, and yeah it did make me cry....

they kept throwing it at me, probably thinking they are helping...

but it wasn’t, they could of respected the fact I believe in the Divine Mother as well, and well you know the Earthly Mother...

I think that incident can count as Religious Trauma.

like even if you do believe in a God and Goddess, you can still get Religious Trauma, that can be caused by Toxic-Religious people who take it too far.

like I can share my new belief, but I ain’t gonna force others to convert to it.

converting someone by force isn’t right, and a person can only convert if it’s what they want and it’s done by their own free will.

one of the things I still hope, is that I wont run into that Toxic-Religious person on here, I did block them at the place where it all happen.

I know that not everyone who is religious, is well like that person and other Toxic-Religious people.

and I guess even if you do get better from the deep emotional harm that is thrown at you, it doesn’t mean your fully over it.

like a part of you can still be unhappy about it.

like if you had some bad experiences too many times in some of your past lives, the trauma could stick to your soul.

there can be far worse Toxic-Religious people in this world, besides well that person that wouldn’t stop misusing those words at me, even I had pointed out it was hurting my feelings.....that freaking jerk....

like finding out that you were born into a Toxic-Satanist Family in one of your past lives, I’m not really a big fan of Toxic-Satanist that cross certain lines, and that is why they are on the Toxic-Religious list, just like a few others.                             

I use to go by Christian, I go by Neo-Spiritual now, and I can still go by Ma-Acolyte as well.......which has to do with Mother of All Angels...

I am in different closets, like the Gender Identity, Asexuality and Neo-Spiritual closets....there can be different types of closets that don’t always have to do with a person’s sexuality....

anyway hope some like this drawing of Ozzie, this is all I’m gonna post for tonight....so yeah, see ya later and stay safe everyone....

[onetimetwotimesthreetimess]

Just here to show my love for LRHWY Chapter 4 because I woke up and smiled so hard when I saw the update in my inbox 🥰

Ok so here we go:

He wanted Alec to have proof of all the love he had for him. In case Alec didn’t come back.

Yeah I had to put my tablet down and do some breathing exercises because the fact that Magnus even had to think these thoughts broke my poor little heart 😭

It looks exactly the same.” He said tentatively across the room. Magnus’s eyes softened. “Yeah. And it feels complete now.”

I AM SO SOFT FOR THIS. I just think about how many months Magnus has tossed and turned because he didn’t have his cuddle buddy/love of his entire life next to him. How many times he got ready for events and pretended Alec was there by his side. How many mornings he woke up and rolled over to and empty bed. I am sad now.

“Magnus. Hi. Hi, baby.”

Do I even need to continue? You know how I feel about this #weak

“I need you to take me apart piece by piece. And then I need you to put me back together.”

This intimacy of this is outstanding because Magnus Bane does not let people see him bare, raw, completely vulnerable. No one except Alec Lightwood who he will allow into his most vulnerable spaces with complete trust that he will never take advantage of him. Goodbye.

Magnus checking Alec for injuries

The way Magnus said ‘ok sex is over now’. LOL. The man had a mission and he was not to be stopped!!

Alec adjusting his post war routine to accomodate Magnus worrying.

Why is this man just so…ahhhhh. I could only imagine how stressful it is for him to go from a heightened state to being able to completely relax and surrender to his calm. The fact that he’s always thinking about Magnus within all that just shows how much of a beautiful soul he is. I am 1 Alec forever stan.

The reason for Magnus eating takeout all the time.

Fuck this one was so sad? Magnus’ tragic back story always gets to me because the boy deserves so much love that he never received from young. I’m so happy he has Alec to hold him, love him, console him and remind him that there’s nothing wrong with his behaviours, that as long as he is open to healing, he will always be with him.

Magnus feeling secondary to Alec’s duty.

How do you even comprehend this? Like it’s not something either of them can really even change (without Alec leaving the Navy). The fact that we know that they are so in love and then break up too makes this so much sadder 🥲 Some circumstances are just shit and we just have to deal with the harshness of them, even if we don’t want to. Having something good doesn’t mean it isn’t free of consequences and challenges. I hope he knows Alec always sees him as first in his heart,

The way he could easily quieten the world around Magnus.

I fucking love this. It makes me desire a solid person in my life like this so bad. Just that person who’s presence alone can bring calm to your nerves and make you feel like everything is right in the world? Ah, fuck, Malec. Why you do this to me?

Anyway the chapter was fucking amazing as expected. I am not ready for Alec angst next chapter but I am so excited for his POV. The tears will fall, I am not ready but I’m so ready. I hope you are doing okay and staying hydrated/looking after yourself 🌸

hi babes!! I’m doing okay.

My favorite types of comments are where readers highlight their fav parts from the story. It feels so rewarding. And also makes me go all “wait I wrote this shit shsjshsj”

I’m very soft for these bitches too. I think it’s v common amongst military spouses (or any other relationship where one person’s job is considered more imp) to feel secondary to their spouses duty. And Magnus is going to feel this throughout because it’s inevitable. But Alec is obv a bigger simp and makes it worth it.

I can’t wait for you to read the next chapter. It’s not going to be an easy chapter to write (I think). So it’s not going to be easy to read either. Get ready for emotional damage byeeeee

Thank you. And take care of yourself too 🌻

[ibelonginthepast]

Hunk for the character ask thing??

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HUNK!!!! FINALLY!!! I am such a ho for him sorry

Sexuality Headcanon: i have no particular fixed pref, he could be straight, but i like to think he's bi throughout. I think he is a believer of fluid sexuality, so he doesn't really fits himself in a label. He goes along with whoever he likes.

Gender Headcanon: I sometimes like to hc him as a trans man (ftm). He/him pronouns. He was cultured into toxic masculinity. He has had his struggles with it. He was teased for being soft because of his anxiety issues. His tendency to be emotional and expressive. He has had been a victim of toxic masculinity constantly, even adopted it and perpetuated it further for a while before giving up. He is passionate about healthy masculinity and really understands it now. He is a fierce feminist and in for breaking the patriarchy.

A ship I have with said character: the thing is i hate Canon. I dont like the first sight first meet fall in love kind of thing they did with hunk and shay, but with what I headcanon shay as, I think she is perfect for him. He would balance her head on approach to stuff, and she will balance his tendency to ponder. He is a total simp for shay. He's a sucker for a simple calm life, while shay is on the ambitious side, and he fully supports her.

A BROTP I have with said character: hance is a given. heith! I will fucking die for this. I love thinking up stories of how Keith, despite being the one to struggle to open up, will inevitably fall for hunk. Hunk is just so approachable, so welcoming, so loving. I see hunk as also very fierce. He will stand in front as a literal physical shield to protect the ones he loves. He is dedicated when he loves and he never gives up on anyone. This is something he will share with Keith. One of the only people who will relate with Keith on a soul level on this. Punk!!! I love it. So much. Hunk is just amazing at platonic relationships. Hunk takes care of pidge a lot, they are his sibling. They simp on tech together ofc!! Even tho Shiro is everyone's dad, hunk cares for him, brings him his energy drinks and blankets all the time cause let's be real Shiro is low-key wishing death all the time and does not care for himself. Hunk is one of those peeps who scream SHIRO! NO! everytime Shiro makes a bad joke about death. Hunk's caring nature extends to everyone. Allura again is bad at taking care of herself, and he helps. He defo teaches allura samoan box braids!!! Coran too. Hunk bakes with coran sitting beside, chatting unrelentlessly but here's the thing, Hunk doesn't tolerate it. He genuinely likes listening to people and knowing them. One of the reasons he goes so well with Lance.

A NOTP I have with said character: humph he could go with anyone ngl. Shunk is extra weird to me, Shiro is a dad through and through i ew shaladins.

A random headcanon:

Despite what people think, hunk thinks he struggles with words. He uses food to express love. If he feels distant with anyone, he cooks for them.

Hunk does get tired after caring for people so much, but he has healthy nice fam around him who he lets take care of him too. He knows he needs to care for himself, and after some time of struggling with it, he now proudly take care of himself as well.

Hunk has struggled with severe anxiety. He has had panic attacks, complete meltdowns. His family was a bit pressurizing in terms of his career and all, and he has always felt responsible to get an excellent job in the stem section to make his parents proud.

He got into stem because of his parents, but he developed his love for it later too. He genuinely started finding STEM very interesting.

He contributed in making of fun robots in school's stem centres all the time. He had a teacher who was obsessed with making anime monsters, and even though hunk himself hates gore and shit he had fun making those and sometimes watched those weird ass animes and talked about how those wild ass writers were defo on weed while writing the script. He bonded over weeb stuff surprisingly with Shiro ;)

He hasn't been the smartest forever, like pidge. He actually worked his way to it. He is very dedicated, hard working and passionate.

He has undiagnosed ADD, but it hasn't interferred with him fitting in much. He has been able to do his work, and he recognized some tricks to focus early in life. His anxiety drives him to work as much as it distracts him. he just discovers his ADD later in therapy.

He makes pretty notes. He has an unhealthy obsession with pastel yellow highlighter.

Hunk is very well equipped with samoan tattoo art designs and understanding them. it's something his grandparents taught him since forever. His grandfather did tattoos and he saw them when he was little. He wants to get atleast some sort of soga'i miki. He's been always conflicted about wanting Pe'a cause its so beautiful and masculine in expression and not wanting it because it's so painful and permanent.

Because he has lived in America his whole life, he has struggled with his national identity a lot. He gets taunted by by family in samoa for being American and for speaking english better than samoan. He doenst always fit in well in america either for obvious reasons. He has struggled with feeling like he belongs. Its something he bonds with Lance on.

He is passionate about dismantling the social organization in samoa and its ill effects. He understands the systems and talks about their unfairness. This is something his distant and traditional family members get annoyed at him for.

He talks passionately about the freedom struggles of samoa and the samoan civil wars. He likes listening to stories of freedom fighters of samoa and great leaders. He is very critical of European colonization and takes no shit from europe apologists.

He is low-key a Satanist and likes to tell people about how God was super sexist to Lilith and how absolutely bullshit her banishment was,, how Satan is the coolest first feminist and made her the queen she is, and how Satan is the coolest dude for being the first rebel and equalist. He talks about how he gave us knowledge, and it created the world we are in rn or else we would still be all dumb and naked in the garden. His family is Christian and religious, he has read stories from bibles and come to the conclusions himself.

General Opinion over said character: i am horribly sad but I swear to God one cuddle from this cinnamon roll will cure me of everything

IMP NOTE: I am not samoan, but I read about countries where my favorite characters are from sometimes. I have started reading about che and communist Cuba for Lance too ;) All this info is from the internet, and I cannot say for sure its all good and true. If I am wrong with anything, please point it out.

THANKS FOR THIS! Now go drink water <3

[jjadegreen]

ITS SPOOKY SEASON BABY !!!

And that means making spooky aus for no reason other than fun<3

In summary- jjba part 1-6 but there’s no stands/Hamon and they all exist at the same time AND everyone is a spooky monster!!! I included as many characters as I could but it’s quite easy to run out of creatures, so bear with me on a few of them. Also the joestar bloodline is just gonna all be George Joestars kids because I said so!

Also, this is all really dumb but it’s just for fun so it’s ok💕

*minor TW for mentions of death!!! Nothing graphic but I’d rather be safe

Jonathan: Frankenstein

Not exactly like the traditional Frankenstein’s monster but whatever!!

Used to be a regular kid until he died in his 20s along with Erina :(

His father, who is still alive here, doctors the hell out of his dead son and boom. Franken-son.

Most body parts are his but he lost some in his death... so like, one of his legs is just some random guys.

He is still very Jonathan... a sweet boy... beloved.

He loves flowers and plants and such!

Married to Erina!!!

Joseph: werewolf

Tbh I just feel like werewolves give off himbo energy

Ran into some spooky woods next to the Joestar mansion as a kid and came home with a wolf bite and a cool new form

The exact same as regular Joseph but with more dog attributes

Our boy will chew on a bone if he finds one. He will chase tennis balls like his life depends on it.

Him and Caesar are rivals but the kind of rivals who fight on the weekdays and watch shitty romcoms together on weekends

Jotaro: merman

Ocean man....... take me by the hand...... lead me to the land.......

Ok but in all seriousness. You know why Jotaro is a merman. Silly little ocean man.

Edgy bastard but he will go entirely soft if you bring out a sea creature

I have 0 idea how he became this. He probably pissed off an ocean witch or something and she made him a merman

H20: just add water type transformation. If he touches water, BOOM now he has a tail

He does not let that stop him

Kakyoin is his best buddy!! He also hangs out w/ Polneraff and Avdol

Jolyne: witch

Jolyne is just a lesbian witch. Is that too much to want

Idk anything about witches so I dunno!!! Maybe she just like. Decided to be a witch. I think there are real witches and I don’t want to disrespect anyone

Although she is the Halloween-y, pointy hat, black robe witch. She makes potions and stuff.

She has diverted her potion experience into cooking

She makes THE BEST fucking pastries

Josuke: werewolf (like father like son)

Even tho Joseph is not his dad here they give off similar energies

Joseph bit him while they were arguing and boom boom werewolf

In a band!!! With oku, koichi and yukako!!

Rohan is their manager

Best friends with Okuyasu and Koichi

He will cry if he doesn’t eat for 4 hours

Giorno: vampire

Vampire for obvious reasons

He’s technically everyone’s nephew because he’s DIOs son (who is biologically a joestar here)

He’s not in the mafia! He just hangs out with the bucci gang!

Despite having the ability to make it seem like he knows what’s going on, he never does

Never

Pudding cups are banned from the mansion because he will devour them in just a few seconds

Vegan, but will never pass up drinking the blood from someone he hates

You guys know I’d never stop at just the jojos

Erina: Frankensteins bride!

Died with Jonathan and was brought back the same way as him

Baker!!!

Very close with Speedwagon

Speedwagon: former ghost hunter

Our man was a ghost hunter until actually meeting a ghost (probably Reimi) and deciding that maybe he could just be a normal man instead

He lives with the joestars because he’s really close with Jonathan and Erina

He and Will were a ghost/vampire hunting duo

Will Zeppeli: former vampire hunter (who is now a vampire lol)

Once Speedwagon decided to just be friends with all the monsters he followed

Caesar: vampire

Don’t ask why caesar is a vampire even though that’s DIOs thing. Caesar gives off vampire energy.

He acts like he hates Joseph but believe me they are in love

Him and Suzie Q are the most powerful friendship you could imagine

Suzie Q: fairy!

Just a little fairy girl! That is it!

Badass bitch. Probably uses her tiny size to steal from everyone

Smokey: literally a normal dude

Caesar was going to suck his blood but decided that Smokey was too nice for that date

The joestars of course got attached to him immediately

Kakyoin: Tree Nymph

TREE MAN!!! TREE MAN!!!

His hair noodle is a branch that grows a cherry

Iggy: Cerberus type dog

Jotaros pet dog!!!

Absolute bastard

Avdol: Phoenix

Fire bird. Self explanatory.

Polnareff: centaur

Yes he still has the stupid hair. Would he be polnareff without it?

Avdol simp

Koichi: shapeshifter

He’s a shapeshifter because I said so even tho it makes no sense!!!

He does so many favours for everyone

In a band w/ oku, Josuke + yukako

Okuyasu: zombie

Why a zombie? Because Okuyasu has no brain

He’s a simple man. You put food in front of him and he eats it on sight

In a band w/ koichi, Josuke + yukako

Yukako: siren

I just feel like a long haired pretty woman gives off siren vibes

In a band!!! You have heard it three times you know the drill

Rohan: can transform into a dragon??? I guess???

I’m gonna be honest I’m just running out of ideas

Band manager

Tonio: can transform into a caladrius

@c-c-cherry told me this is some kinda healing bird??? I’m choosing to trust her don’t betray me Cherry

Reimi: ghost, obviously

No notes needed you get it. She’s a ghost

Mista: gargoyle

Stinky man!!! Stinky stone man!!! Never showers because he’s a stone man!!!

Bruno: angel<3

He’s already a perfect angel in the show why would I need to change that!!

Bruabba is canon He is married to Abbacchio

Abbacchio: demon

Goth demon man to contrast Bruno’s infinite light

He is married to Bruno because bruabba is real

Narancia: ghost

I’m literally just imagining narancia pulling so many stupid pranks as a ghost which is the whole reason I chose this for him

Fugo: reaper

Imagine like. Edgy son of the grim reaper who doesn’t want to be a reaper so he runs off and becomes friends with a wacky group of creatures. That’s fugo baby!

Trish: imp

Im almost out of ideas

Probably half human? Diavolo would definitely be an imp as well

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This was very bad but fun

Thank u Cherry for being my emotional support while I tried to come up with so many different monsters

Also yes!! Some of them aren’t exactly monsters but I am just a little creature who doesn’t want to spent a week looking for the perfect monsters for every character

Love you all mwah mwah

[theexaltedbride]

Hazbin Hotel/Dresden Files Crossover: The Princess and the Wizard.

So a friend of mine and I got into a discussion on the Dresden Files and I came up with the idea of a crossover between it and Hazbin Hotel. With Hell as depicted in HH and Helluva Boss being more understandable to human minds because the more nightmarish and Hellraiser portions that fit in with what we see from the Denarians are lower down and the territory of the more intense beings like the Denarians and such. The end result was us batting around an idea that we are both sure neither of us will write, but was too good not to share. 

Hopefully you all enjoy it and get a fun read or idea from it. Also spoilers for after White Night in the Dresden Files books.

**Nobles gossiping in the courts of Hell** “Did you hear? Lasciel was tempting some mortal Wizard and the blundering fool actually managed to redeem her instead. Well, a shadow of her but still...” “Hah! Oh, this is priceless. I can't wait to rub this in her smug face. Even if I don't get to do it first. But that would just make it so much better, she's going to have everyone doing the same for the next thousand years!” “Isn't she though? And...” **cuts off as there's suddenly an earnest and eager face pushing into theirs so they're bent back over a buffet table** “Really?!? Tellmetellmetellme!”

-One Discussion later-

“Vaggie, this is amazing! I have to talk to this Wizard guy and find out how he did it!” “OK, if you're really set on this... I hear Duke Stolas over there knows some guys with a back door to Earth.” -One awkward talk and an even more awkard phone call later- “And so that's the deal, Blitzy. Princess Charlie needs to go to Earth and I need her to come back safe and not tell Daddy how I let some imps steal my Grimoire without my knowledge or permission. Oh, and I'm sure I don't need to tell you how it's all on you and nothing to do with me if anything at all happens to her while she's down there and her parents want to know why- and most especially who.” **Cue Charlie getting embroiled in classic Harry Dresden shennannigans with the IMP desperately trying to escape Lucifer's wrath by making sure she doesn't get killed in the process**

That was as far as we really got with it, but we did bat around a few fun scene ideas that you all might enjoy thinking about.

- Just the general reaction of everyone to learning that the daughter of Lucifer is a Disney Princess. Complete with musical numbers and everything. (Fair Folk might be compelled to take part in the musicals due to the raw power Charlie is unleashing, so that's a way to get Toot-Toot and the Pizza Guard involved).

-Michael Carpenter nearly having an aneurism seeing Charlie walk into his home and in a church without bursting into flames or being hurt. (Possibly due to her parentage being the first human woman and an Archangel, despite the demonic intents that came after. Or her heart being good despite her questionable lineage). 

-Bob simping over Lilith and somewhat disappointed that Charlie has not inherited all of her mother’s looks. But not doing so over Loona from fear of being treated like a chew toy by a hellhound.

-White Court Vampires having a lethal reaction to just how truly in love Moxxie and Millie are.

-Loona and Mouse acting like dogs and sniffing each other and not having any trouble. Mister the Cat on the other hand freaks out and nearly crashes through a window to get away from the hellhound in disguise.

-The Denarians are no more pleased with Charlie than anyone else. But she still has some power and influence and if she were to break out into one of her songs, Nicodemus may be forced to join in, with a smile (no matter how much he will hate himself for it later).

-Harry and Nicodemus both trying to tempt Charlie to one side of the other. Harry trying to make Charlie follow a Hellboyish path and forestall a future apocalypse, and Nicodemus trying to get Charlie to embrace her powers and forsake any human connections or empathy, to be of use to his plans. In the end Charlie will have to make a choice, but whatever the end result, she will end up growing a bigger backbone and using her powers without fear, thus leading to.

- "Harry? Why is a demon delivering you a 'Thank You!' gift hamper with the card signed 'Lucifer'?"

-Bonus round: before Charlie and the IMPs leave Earth, Harry of course has to treat them all to a nice round of Burger King, and ends it with gifting Charlie the little cardboard crown. While she may not be worthy of being a Princess or Future Queen of Hell, she can always know she is without a doubt, the Burger Queen.  

[stargazer-balladeer]

It's okay, I'm already in that hellhole... I'm just recruiting more into the group....

Now that you say that, can i tell about the teas rant about human oceanid here?? I just really love him 🥺🥺💖💖 especially when i saw someone draw a picture of him in other blog, this and this and some hilichurls and someone want to married them too. There's also this oceanid fic.... 👀👀

Not me being a *imp for oceanid...

Oof- 🤣🤣 recruiting more- i-

Ofc- he’s so handsome- even in his oceanid form- no im not fantasizing him,, what’re you talking about-? 👀👀

OOOH~ THOSE PICTURES LOOK COOL-! KABSHKSVS- HE’S SO HANDSOME- JABSGSJB

Oof- what have you been reading-? 👁👄👁 i don’t judge tho- KANSJSVHJ-

DONT CLICK THE OCEANID FIC LINK IF UR NOT READY FOR NSFW- KANSEJB YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED-

Love,, you’re a simp for oceanid just like me- 🥴 WHAHAHHSHSHS

[adventures-in-minecraft]

Tldr: I was harassed by some players in Among Us and really needed to vent (no pun intended)

As a whole, I've found the Among Us community to be really fun and lovely. Yeah, I've had a couple encounters with some dicks who use slurs but as a whole, they've generally been shut down pretty quickly. But tonight. Tonight I found two players who are the most irratating people I have ever had the misfortune to encounter.

It all started when I tried to host a game - I like hosting because I have a custom rule set-up that I think makes the game more interesting and gives the imposters a fighting chance, even though there are only two of them - but when I host I rarely get to play as very few people tend to join. But this time, people did join. Enough to fill a game, and including two players in particular: Dennis and Prof _ (I don't remember what letter they had there). All was going fine in the game until it got down to the final four - including me, Dennis and Prof prick. Prof kept venting in front of us all but refusing to kill or call fatal crisis, but whenever we called an emergency meeting the votes would always end up 50/50. (Note: we had anonymous votes on).

We realised Dennis was voting with the imposter, and when the imp eventually killed he and Prof voted me out and imposters won. Dennis was not an imposter. He was clearly third impostering, so I kicked him out in the lobby but Prof didn't seem to know him so I let him stay.

A fatal mistake, as when we started the next game me and Prof were imposters together, with the dark blue player ('Simp') following him around all the time. It was this player that kept accusing me, despite having never seen me do anything sus. He then called an emergency meeting and told everyone I was imp before typing "remember dennis?"

I got voted out and was talking in the ghost chat about how he'd clearly memorised the code and come back with a different name. He then got killed after dancing around a dead body with Prof. Newer ghosts questioned him and I explained as he laughed at his triumph over me. I kicked him again in the lobby (I didn't know how to ban people, I do now).

The next game starts and an emergency meeting is called immediately. A random player says "remember dennis?" And laughs. I explain to the players and we kick him. Prof and Dennis leave the game. Too many people left so we are forced to start again.

You may wonder why I didn't make a new lobby - and the answer is, quite simply, that I made friends with another player who I didn't want to lose, but I couldn't give them any of my infomation for fear of further harassment by Prof and Dennis.

We start a new game. An emergency meeting is called immediately. A player called 'Sinned' begins laughing. A player called Goko says "remember Prof?" And 'Sinned' types "read my name backwards". Clearly they are in fact working together, and clearly they show no intention of stopping. I just wanted to enjoy a game. They both leave, and we are forced to restart again.

I explain what's been happening to the new people in the lobby, who wave me off and just tell me to start. An emergency meeting is called. "Remember dennis?" They'd clearly gotten more friends to join them, because without typing another word they got me kicked from my own server.

I know it's just a game and I shouldn't let this bother me, but I don't really have any irl friends at the moment and I've had this kind of harassment from people face to face for years. I just wanted to enjoy a bit of free time. I don't know why they enjoyed harassing me so much, but when I tried to set up a new game, nobody joined. I didn't know who became admin after I was kicked so I didn't want to risk rejoining that game. I know they probably won't ever read this, but if they do, fuck you two. I hope you're proud of yourselves, you've achieved being massive dicks for no discernable reason. Fuck off.

[the-firebird69]

1200 plus 600 plus 1400 is 3200 means the beast. Through multiplying two x three destroys us and him. Thusly you hold the check and don't issue the 1400 yet. It's l timing too. And it's about cork and the curse t veep moreso. Both want the number published him to get it no both didn't see the code. We say nope it's here round 4 then 5 no beast win. No 600 for him only threats so we romp you. Pulled our SIMP plants in many areas last night ripped other out. Rolled SIMP into the next area. Devistated the areas. North Carolina falls south Carolina too. Both. We hit so hard they almost fell a moment ago. More battle groups called crush them we shall. Making sweeps. The rush to daimonds helped and the stone mountain. But what really did it was his gumption garnered and hers from hating you. Make fun if you like we use it. Ok. Haters you stupid shits. We win due to you imps. Your sohienous he and I and ours need you gone. What fn faggots saw yours die you win as you can threaten your own house how droll.

We fix this here just you now. Your all dead forvtinighrs episode of him choking. Faggots too. We grab you now.

Thor