#He really is too imp to simp

[lost-romantique]

I want Ghostfuckers to come out just for the chance to see Blitz in this fit, serving so much rizz that it should be illegal.

That's it, that's the post.

[timkontheunsure]

What Blitz regrets

Interestingly most of Blitz's memories are more accurate with people's expressions than Stolas' in all 2 u.

Here's how he remembers the fire.

He see the imp lady and Cash bookit passed him. Then the pink horse cuts across him.

Then him seeing Fizz and trying to direct help to him.

Next is him trying to get to his Muma

Then we get the aftermath of the fire. (Screaming face made of flame).

Cash grabbing Blitz by his freshly buried wrist to hold him in place to hit him. Immediately blaming him for an accident. His mom just died and his dad did this.

Then blocking access to Fizz, shoving Blitz away. Before lying that he never visited, and that Blitz deliberately set the fire, isolating and scapegoating Blitz.

Moving on to Ozzie's which is large part of his film of his regrets and envys.

Fizz hating him on sight.

And Verosika too.

oh but he missed Stolas getting up to try to defend him from her.

Blitz also focuses on his putting his hand away from Stolas trying to comfort him

Though you can see Stolas miss reads his expression right before. When Ozzie showed his daughter hating him, and had people side with his abuser because she was 'cheated on'.

Stolas being sad when the only thing they have is Stolas wanting to fuck him.

They are both forced on this bit. That they don't have a relationship where they talk and cuddle, because it wasn't a real date. He made sure of that.

(never say never Mr too much Imp to simp)

Stolas giving him the crystal and asking him to stay. Definitely shows the crystal is huge sore point for him.

(Edit Blitz doesn't even see the grimoire in him memory think cute-little-fly pointed this out)

Stolas was more focused on how surprised Blitz was.

Stolas walking away from him as Blitz yells that he'll apologise to everyone else. But never him. If he hadn't said the previous 'fuck you' making Stolas think he gave him a fake reason for blowing up at him, Stolas would have understood.

Stolas singing the line "I don't think you ment to hurt me, because I don't think it meant a thing at all to you"

Oof that must have hurt.

"This whole thing we had going... I'm- I mean you're a fucking prince. How could you ever actually care for an imp... Me? How could anybody". Oh he regrets not believing Stolas cared for him.

And regrets missing his chance to comfort Stolas. (Blitz failed a QTE).

But ok big big difference here! Blitz has definitely misunderstood. Stolas' isn't crying.

He's edited out what a mess Stolas was here. Like he's forgotten how drunk he was..

And Stolas kissing the twunk is a (near) perfect match... Oh that got seared into his brain didn't it.

(Edit: Blitz made Stolas eyes a little open, like they are when they kiss. Cus Stolas needs to see him Lost_Romantique pointed this out).

Pure envy

Blitz so badly want that kind of romantic relationship

Barbie telling him he's ruined her life, and she never wants to see him again. (Just going to sob in a corner here).

And Loona. Both times are fights about being really family.

Loona: Oh, what does it matter?! You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!

Blitzo: It still counts!

Loona: Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now

Blitz needs to be needed by the people he loves. Otherwise he thinks they're leave him

Blitzo: Oh, Loona, my sweet baby girl! I'm so sorry, I'll never replace you no matter what you--

Looks like he still worried that she hasn't really forgiven him for saying he's replace her.

Blitz isn't just talking about Stolas here. He thinks if he's bankrupted IMP Milli, Moxxie and Loona will all leave him too. Spirals to rock bottom in this one.

So glad Millie could help pull him out.

[fizzyrodeo]

my ranking of the seven deadly sins' designs in terms of personal preference. WARNING: I am not nice to Asmodeus or Beelzebub. All simps and stans have been warned. 👇

1. Leviathan (Envy)

Rating: 8/10

I feel like the hate for her is kind of unfair, considering she's the first character we've gotten (or at least the first I've seen) that has two heads and despite being a conjoined demon she's quite cohesive while outlining the differences between her halves. I understand finding her design underwhelming, but before her there was Lucifer (who has the most basic design of them all) and then Beelzebub (whose only interesting feature are her lava bits) so I'm not sure why people are harsh on her like she's the first underwhelming one.

Anyway, I gave Levi an 8/10 because for the sins I don't typically like to fully judge until their demonic form is shown as well. I also feel like it would have been nice to see her be a bit bigger in her base form- not to the extent of Satan's size, but maybe a bit larger than Asmodeus or Mammon.

2. Satan (Wrath)

Rating: 10/10

Dare I say, this portrayal of Satan is kind of iconic. You can see the similarities between him and imp-kind, but he's not designed to just look like a giant imp (which is what most media does if it's not making him a sexy red human with horns). His size is what I'd expect it to be- really, it's nice to see a Sin that actually cares to stand out from its denizens in some way. Him basically being a giant dragon was a good choice.

Despite his rating being higher than Leviathan's, I didn't list him as first because I like looking at Leviathan more.

3. Belphegor (Sloth)

Rating: 4/10

I didn't really pay much attention to her when she was on screen, but her little details stood out to me. She only gets four points though, because not only was I unable to get a look at her full design but what I gauged from her outfit wasn't very impressive. Also, I'm not really that attached to the concept of her character. None of the sins really have roles except to maintain order within their rings I guess, but seemingly all Belphegor does is sleep.

Still, her unique details and coloring does count for something.

4. Mammon (Greed)

Rating: "eh."

Mammon goes right in the middle because I feel completely neutral on him. I know what the general consensus on his design is- too green, too patterned. But I personally can't really think of anything I'd change about him. Even knowing what a letdown his demon form is, it doesn't really impact me– I guess because by the time we got to his demon form being revealed, I was already desensitized.

5. Asmodeus (Lust)

Rating: 2/10

Definitely one of the most annoying designs in the show. I started skipping most of his scenes in S2 because I hate looking at him and his ugly-ass suits that do absolutely nothing for his figure. And as for the matter of his figure, he's just a big, disproportionately buff guy who was given the prototype design for Stolas' head. If Asmodeus wasn't built like a bird on steroids I'd probably like him better.

6. Beelzebub (Gluttony)

Rating: 3/10

Her design has some things I like– namely her ears and the lava hair (when it's under the lighting depicted). The problem is, it just doesn't give 'sin'. She fits in with her subjects too much (and no, I don't think that applies to Leviathan on the same scale).

Her outfits are really bad too. I mean, I get her basic outfit- she's a party girl- but it's basically Loona's regular outfit. She couldn't have had something a little more glam-rave? And the outfit she wore in 'Mastermind' is so random- it feels like she brought it at the last minute from a costume store, not like it's something she'd keep in her wardrobe.

The other issues with Beelzebub, from her not really embodying her sin (her and Mammon should have swapped) to her whole design feeling like another way to snub fat people out of the Vivzieverse (yes I know not all fat people are gluttonous and that gluttony doesn't just refer to food, but it's just so convenient that the embodiment of gluttony- whose whole thing is food- has a lava stomach and can't gain weight) make it really hard to like her overall.

7. Lucifer (Pride)

Rating: 1/10

He's just a disappointment. His outfit fits the circus theme Vivienne was going for, but it's negated by literally no one else in the show following that theme except Beelzebub and her crappy court costume. And personally? I would have made him look a little less angelic considering his current status, but I don't know enough about fallen angel lore (both irl and in the show) to debate if him looking so non-demonic makes sense or not.

The only reason he gets a single point is because he's still better than the absolute worst design in the show, which to me is Loona's demon form. Whoever cleared that needs to be banned from making executive decisions in this show.

[theyanderespecialist]

Smile (Headcanons) Yanderes Ozzie/Fizz X Non-Binary Smiling Depression Reader (Helluva Boss)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! Happy Pride Season, Pride Season is  I am back with a new chapter, and this one is for Pride Season! The Reader is A Non-Binary Imp with Smiling Depression. Anyway, I hope that you all enjoy this chapter here, My Muffins!!] 

The Request

SMILING DEPRESSION IMP ONE: So okay smiling depression is when a person hides their true feelings and scared about how they would feel And they would put people first not wanting be selfish They always say that they are okay but not really in the mood about talking about their day or something that has trigger their emotions to snap They can feel really alone when there is a big crowd around themI hope this makes sense

(Disclaimer: Please seek help if you have any mental health issues. You are worth it, and you do matter! Keep asking for help and advocating for yourself until you can get help!  Disclaimer: Asmodeus Aka Ozzie and Fizzarolli Aka Fizz are Not Yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you, and Happy Pride Season!) 

-Yandere Headcanons With Yanderes Asmodeus and Fizzarolli X Non-Binary Imp Reader With Smiling Depression From Helluva Boss- 

.Ozzie and Fizz were both in love with you and obsessed with you, wanting you to be their darling.

.They loved you as the Imp you are and wanted you as the way you were.

.But they worried about your mental health since they could tell that you were hiding how you were feeling.

.Fizz could tell that you would fake a smile and act like you were okay with talking to people like Mammon.

.Ozzie can tell how you appear to be happy and outgoing in a large group of people, but he can tell that you feel rather lonely.

.They both try their best to help you and get you to open up about things that you want to talk about.

.Ozzie would pay all the money he needed to, to make sure that you have the best therapist and access to the best medication for your mental health.  .As they are yanderes, they can tell when you are really not doing good and are faking your smile, and they take their time to love you and spend time with you. 

.They would be extremely protective of you and would do whatever it takes to help you feel good. 

.They can tell what things do help you feel better, and they can do those small things that do help, no matter how small they help. 

.They are the types of yanderes and boyfriends that would not let you feel alone, they are always there with you and want to be close to you. 

.They are once again extremely protective of you and would not let anyone take advantage of you because you are theirs and they are not going to share you, their perfect darling. 

.They would also be the type of yanderes that deal with rivals in various ways. 

.Ozzie is very much going to kill rivals because he is a royal sin and can kill even sinner demons. 

.He does not care who the person is, and he is not going to let anyone else hurt you or take advantage of you. 

.Fizz is the type of yandere that would be there for you and let you be real with him; he does not force it, and he does not make you feel bad. 

.Fizz would deal with rivals and show them how unworthy they are by publicly mocking them. 

.They would be able to work together to break down rivals and keep them from trying to be with you.  .Ozzie is the one to kill them if they get too close or do not back down. 

.Fizz will be the one to keep you from finding out that Ozzie killed the rival, and that everything is okay. 

.They are the types of yandere that would create the day for you, making sure that you are comfortable and that you do not have to feel like you have to force a smile. 

.They will do their best to make your day as easy as possible and monitor if you are getting better or worse. 

.They did not care that you are an Imp, and that Imps do not get the best healthcare, they are going to make sure you get the best treatment and that they are there for you. 

.In the end, they are always there for you and willing to be there for you, the obsessive love of their lives. 

(Noticing The Signs) (Yanderes Asmodeus/Fizzarolli X Non-Binary IMP With Smiling Depression Reader- 

(No One's POV) 

In The Bed, was (Your Name), and they were in the bed sleeping, or appearing to sleep. They did not want to get out of bed. It felt like such an effort to get out of bed. Even so, they were able to push themself out of bed and shower, and make themself look like they are put together and not so depressed. They did not want their boyfriends to be worried about them. Their boyfriends knew that they did have smiling depression, but in the last month, (Your Name) started to fake smile more and hide her depression more. They did not want to have Ozzie and Fizz thinking they were selfish or be a burden to the two of them!  So they were faking the getting better part. 

They made their way downstairs and saw that Ozzie had made breakfast and that Fizz was making (Coffee, tea, or drink of choice).  "Thank you." They thank Fizz as he hands them the cup.  "Anytime, (Your Name)," Fizz says, and he winks.  All three of them sit down, and (Your name) is more or less picking at their food. Ozzie took notice of it and knew that the smiling depression was not getting better. Because (Your name) was not getting better and was faking it. They would have to talk to them about it and make an appointment with their therapist and psychiatrist. Hopefully, a med change would help.  "How about we stay in today?" Ozzie says.  He was going to make it as easy as possible for (Your Name).  "That sounds nice, if it is what you want," (Your name) says with a smile, and that is what they were going to do.  Bringing attention that (Your Name) Smiling depression was not getting better would just add more shame to it, and Ozzie and Fizz will try and avoid that as much as possible. 

(Your Name) is the love of their life, and they will do everything they can for them. 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I hope you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins! Happy Pride Season, Muffin!] 

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

Apology Tour Reaction Pt. 1

the look on Stolas' face when Blitzo comes over makes me worried and concerned

Blitzo is always a fuck-your-boundaries kind of person huh

Stolas is getting really cold & tired...

An anti-Blitzo party fopr being the freshest ex. Hosted by Verosika

"Too much imp to simp" sure Jan

This guy is a proud heartbreaker huh?

"I DON'T LOOK DOWN ON YOU!" What were you trying to convey with the phrase "impish plaything" then huh???

Looks like Blitzo never told Stolas about the Harvest Moon Festival incident with Striker huh

"I didn't really think you could actually get hurt!" Moxxie didn't tell him about how angelic weaponry works???

I hear that PARANOiD DJ Look My Way motif there

Stating that love ballads are even gayer than Stolas right now is weird

Blitzo kinda gets it but outright refuses to accept his problematic view of the now crumbled relationship

Blitzo can Sorry! the fuck out of anyone

so that's why it's called Apology To- HEY IT'S MARTHA!

MRS. mAYBERRY?! lESBEINS WITH EACH OTHER? Making peace with the wrecker?

is annying kid Eddie from the pilot I wonder?

why would he say sorry to DHORKS when they'll eventually find a way to invade Hell?

Snif Snif I smell a homesexual

Can give flowers to Jesse but not send a fucking sorry text to Stolas?

A sorry basket to Loo Loo mascot?

Nobody fucking cleaned up DHORKS HQ?! You guys have enough money to hire a janitor!

He's at the bootlegged Emmys? What for? How would he apologize?

lol CHERUB in bandages and shit

Now that's just petty

He killed that Holidaze character!

It's that grandpa guy from those Brandon Rogers vids

Blitzo? More like Shitzo!

Alone in a crowded room...

[sunnysaystuff]

it's apology tour analysis time! let's start with the first scene.

god the place where blitz and stolas have the scene is utterly gorgeous. this whole episode is absolutely gorgeous, oh my god. hats off to helluva boss animation. this is absolutely beautiful, so beautiful i nearly got distracted from the actual scene.

so, blitz shows up. he knows stolas is pissed, but as always, he's toxically positive, trying to pretend everything is fine - because there are no feelings involved in all of this anyways, right? "why didn't you respond to all those gay memes i sent you after i brutally rejected you, insulted you and broke your heart :(" hun... then blitz tries to pattern-match, basically. "oh, if i get him horny things will go back to normal, where he's a prince using me for sex. normal, where i feel safe." he just wants things to be normal again so he can ignore everything he's feeling and forget everything stolas said because there's no way anyone could ever love him. right???

"but you usually like it when i..." what he's really saying is "this is the pattern! this is what always happens! can you please stick to the script and just let things go back to normal already i can't deal with this whole feelings thing???" and stolas goes "i'm not in the mood" - "i don't want to stick to the script, i don't want to do this fake thing with you, i'm hurt and i want you gone."

"i'm too much imp to simp" LMAO that killed me, like amidst my pain and suffering i giggled a bit

"ends shit before it gets serious" okay you're deeply afraid of emotional intimacy, we get it

stolas is a king for going "i'm uncomfortable, fuck off" like YES king lay down those boundaries and respect yourself! stolas is OFF his abused arc and i love that for him so much

"aaaaand there it is" blitz was so heartbreakingly relieved, like he just wanted things to be the way he thought, he just wanted to be right about stolas, because the alternative - that someone actually loved him - couldn't be true, was impossible in his eyes

"everyone but you" the sad part is how true it is. the whole episode blitz apologizes to everyone, but he never gives stolas the apology he deserves.

[sketchfanda]

A Little Moxxie Love Party 3

Herron Hell: Brat Attack!!

It had cost her a good bit of cash, having to pay through the nose to get it from Joy but the resident halfpint short-stack brat known as Jenna Herron wasn’t too bothered by it. She was a reckless spender when it came to money anyway(lot of which wasn’t even hers, got to love simps especially when robbing them blind), and lot of the stuff the gothic satanic cousin was into was expensive but for what she paid her for? It was going to be so worth it as she stood in the room the Goth shared with that weeb streamer camgirl cousin Jacqui and made some last minute checks to see if it was all set up right because if so? She was going to have herself a whole lot of fun and she wouldn’t even have to pay her soul, talk about a steal of a deal!!

Call her a prideful little runt but she had to say, setting this up down to the last detail wasn’t too bad for an admitted bimbo like herself, as she lit the candles, right down the big one that’d act like her sort of hour glass timer and began to chant and there she had her designated demon boy toy. And in case you need reminding, yes it was Moxxie who as one can guess, was feeling some major lead recognising Joy’s room, only to be confused to find himself face to face with Jenna, literally and figuratively given their similar heights. Suffice to say he was puzzled while Jenna was warming an annoyed pout on her pretty little face. THIS was the best lay Joy ever had in her life?

Jenna:*Sighing as she decided to accept it, starts snapping her fingers and waste little time with this limpdick runt.*”Alright you demonic little simp, you know how this is, get out of the tacky penguin suit and lie on the bed so I can see what I’m working with…” *Seeing the imp just standing there and stare, the shortstack brat’s eye twitched at the idea she was dealing with hell’s equivalent of Forest Gump. Putting her hands on her trim, toned waist as she glared at God’s little gift to the women of Hell like he was brainless* “what’re you dear, dumb and blind and maybe a eunuch? I said we’re gonna fuck!! Don’t you know what to do with a woman unless she’s in a magazine or on a screen? Or did Joy just have you jerk off? You even need a better reason?!!”*Now for those of you wondering Jenna was a a little quick and harsh with the insults, this was a standard routine of hers to work and rile a guy up enough to hatefuck her and if this runt could satisfy Joy then he had to be packing….and growers really went all out when she’d got under their skin.*

Moxxie:*Simply gave Jenna a deadpan look like he usually had for Blitzo when he was being well…Blitzo, and it wasn’t like the shortstack bimbo’s barbs meant anything to him. Hell he used to hear worse from others, Loona especially before he tamed her and thrse days she was an absolute puppy around him.*”Look Miss, I do get what you mean and all but….I’m not really, interested in all honesty so I don’t know…I guess if I got to be here, maybe you can get Joy or something….oh god I actually want to spend time with Joy?!”*Moxxie seriously had to wonder if he did say that, was he really that disinterested in this pint sized Barbie doll? Jenna on the other hand was feeling absolutely livid, this guy didn’t want her company and her hatefuck routine wasn’t getting results…..until she noticed the wedding ring band in his finger.*

Jenna:*Armed with this clue, she thought fast and tried changing gears, now knowing she had a better possible target to try and work the imp into fucking her into next week.*”Well gee I guess you’re in no hurry to run back to your wife then huh? Unless she’s busy sucking off a delivery guy or maybe she’s as bad in bed as you are that even lesbos wouldn’t give her the time of day? ”*It seemed insulting Millie was finally getting a reaction out of Moxxie as the usually rational imp felt himself begin to lose his temper, Jenna was really pushing her luck and little did he know she was just getting started.*”But hey no accounting for taste right? Guess you two just work for each other, bet the day you were born the doctors. Us te wanted to slap your mama!!*Now of course before this point Moxxie might’ve been able to endure the shortstack brat’s barbs to a point given what he deals with from Blitzo but soon as she crossed the line and mentioned his dear departed, beloved mother, all rationality and reason went out The Window! The next thing Jenna knew, she was flying through the air, landing on her back, her clothes torn to pieces, and a naked Moxxie pinning her, eyes blazing red, and practically foaming at the mouth and it was at this point she knew, she fucked around and was about to find out.*”Hey now just a second! I-!!”

What follows was an intense hate-sex session so intense that Millie could sense a disturbance in the force, so to speak, as the wrath shortstack had a feeling someone had gone a flushed the wrong buttons on her man. Feeling very scaroused as her thighs became soaked with her nectar, a sensation that was plenty mutual among certain other ladies in the possum’s love life, making them wonder just who was the unfortunate butch to both pity and envy right now. While a certain smutmaker in lust felt his determination skyrocket in his personal quest to find and recruit who he felt was a future star in the making but back in the living world in the meantime? Jenna was finding her sex life flashing before her eyes, each and every cock she’s sucked, fucked and milked, every set of balls drained drier than the wallets she had jacked, every single girth and length from the BBCs who wanted to make her a queen of spades to others she couldn’t care to remember.

All of which and whom were all being put to shame because the big red Imp dick that was fucking her with the intent to destroy rocking her goddamn world!! The bimbo shortstack’s howls and moans filling the room along with the heavy thud and creaks of the bed springs as Moxxie was an erotic rabid animal, driven to put the naughty little slut in her place. Right off the bat, he had gone into pounding her in a mating press, balls deep and jackhammering away into that tight snatch as if ensuring her guts would be more messed up than the guy in the Operation game. Bending and folding the size queen brat like an accordion as she felt the most intense sex she never thought possible since the day she lost her virginity. 

Now she was no stranger to positions like cowgirl, missionary or doggy style and with her size and height? Getting hauled around and thrown into being hoisted into something like the full nelson or pinned up against the wall wasn’t an unfamiliar sensation either but with Moxxie fucking her the way he was? Ooh the unreal sensation as that imp clung to her like a barnacle to the hull of a boat, his heavy crimson balls smacking her clit and her ass, the twin meat buns sporting handprints from the constant slaps he was giving them, thst is when they weren’t being occupied having themselves some squeezes of juicy bouncing shortstack tits. All the while her bimbo brain was drowning in pleasure, the words “breed me daddy!”running like a mantra all the while and to think, Moxxie was only getting started!!

Now of course being a Herron girl, there was no way Moxxie wasn’t going to fuck her face but she felt like she was going to suffocate on that demonic cock, her head hanging off the edge of the sure to be demolished bed as her Imp Daddy pounded her mouth and throat like they were pretty much an oral pussy. All in a 69 position of couse as Jenna found first hand that the imp REALLy knew how to eat a girl out, his mouth latched onto her crotch as his tongue slither and plunged deep into her olds. Christ on a stick, she could swear even a lesbian would want to give this a try if they even had to pick a dude!! If this was a dream, don’t wake her the fuck up because she had a feeling this wasn’t even getting to the best part!! 

Seconds and Minutes passed into as many hours for as long as the ritual’s master candle burnt, Moxie showing no signs of slowing down his rabid hatefucking. As if driven to teach the bratty bitch a lesson and leaver her something or rather someone to remember him by, a fucked stupid expression on the bimbo’s face as he pinned her down in a prone bone position on the trashed, sweat and juice soaked bed. Strangling her with her own pigtails as makeshift nooses which really seemed to be a turn on for Jenna, hearts glowing in her eyes thinking if Hell had a guy like this, no wonder Joy was a satanist!! Better to rut in hell than to be play nun in heaven!!

When the ritual finally wore off and Moxxie was sent back, Millie ran to find him on the couch in an exhausted heap. Concerned as to what happened to her hubby to leave him in such a state like that one time he accidentally got drunk n Beelze-Juice. And rather turned on at the sight of his semi-relaxed, juiced soaked dick, which likely explained what that disturbance she had felt not too long ago. Suffice to say, once he had some r&r and a little extra hydration, Moxxie was going to have quite the details to share….

Meanwhile Jenna was left laying prone bone with her bubble butt in the air, her pussy and ass gushing with an overflow of Moxxie’s demonic baby batter. Twitching and laying as her booty stung with the delicious pain of the imp’s skilled little hands as Joy then entered the room in all her scary hit satanic goth glory. Surveying the erotic crime scene with approval as she breathed in that familiar scent of her much beloved and badly missed imp daddy, fingers scooping up some of the excess jizz as she licked and sucked the clean. The taste making her shudder with the delicious memories of that fateful encounter before she looked at her Barbie doll cousin with amusement.

Joy:”So was worth it?”*She quipped teasingly, earning a shame thumbs up and a hoarse “worth it.” The goth herron then the ritual instructions and items, gathering them up as she made her exit.* “You want another turn? Then you pay double next time.”*As she said this, she finds another one of her cousins with a stack of cash in hand, the wheels in her wicked head turning. At this rate..her little imp daddy might wind up becoming heir much wanted and needed family bull…*

~To be continued……~

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Herron Hell:The Handy Girl and The Farm Girl

The redhead sisters and spawns of the infamous Veronica Herron, the busty farmgirl Violet and her gear head machine sister Virginia currently found themselves with an unfortunate issue, that being the former’s milking machine broke down and the latter can’t fix it, leaving the two flummoxed as to what to do. Especially as no repair men around here knew how to fix one, after all who in the suburbs actually had a milking machine? Which of course left them without s means to ease Violet’s heavy milk tanks of their excess treasure until they get an idea of an instant stud they could try to get them out of this tricky situation. Which soon lead right to the duo carefully sneaking into Joy’s room and steal a certain ritual, instructions and all (written by the satanist goth in a way that even that slacker Jen could understand) a big risk, given how protective she was of her stuff and it being taken or handed without permission, but worth it they figured. 

Thankfully, Joy was out of the house for now as the two followed the layout of the guide and proceeded to summon Moxxie, who going by the apron he had on had likely been working on something in his kitchen. Naturally the redhead Herrons had to resist the urge to squee, not having expected someone or something so cute to come out of Hell of all places, he even had a little bow tie!! Our resident sweet possum of course was equal parts annoyed and confused, this again? And why was he feeling a familiar sense of danger he felt he knew all too well?

Violet:”oh my goodness, just look it him and his suit, he’s like a little butler!!*The busty milktank Herron couldn’t help but squee as she grabbed and smooshed Moxxie’s freckled face, wanting to nuzzle and snuggle him in a manner akin to Janet and her plush toys. The imp blushing as he found himself close to those big boobs of hers, so round and firm. Barely contained within the strings of her denim outfit, looking ready to escape and flash him any moment. Their jiggling and bounce so hypnotic akin to a lava lamp…*

Virginia:*Shakes her head in amusement at her sister’s behaviour, admittedly she couldn’t blame her for reacting that way, this little fellow was a cutie. Before she decided to at least be merciful and give the imp some context for why he was here.*”Hey sorry about this little guy, out of the blue we know but the thing is, our milking machine has gone bust and Violet here we’ll…she sort of needs to lose some excess pressure, if you get my drift?”*The imp was blushing as he could gather what the gear head was implying, how could he not when Violet’s titanic tits were right in his face, looking ready to burst. On the one hand, this was a bit unorthodox but on the other, it wasn’t looking like he’d feel his dick would fall off from overuse this time again.*

It certainly helped that the girls seemed nicer than Joy, and he found himself rather enamoured with Violet’s country accent, it reminded him so much of Millie so what the hey, he agreed. And so our resident sweet possum found himself pumping Violet’s breasts as the Dixie babe whipped them out, all ready to go. Those firm, round jugs so warm and supple in his hands as seconds passed into minutes, the little imp stunned and slightly aroused as at least a baker’s dozen worth of buckets counting were filled, Virginia biting her lower lip as she watched on. She couldn’t help but find the moans her sister made so hot, wondering wha it’d feel like and Violet was certainly finding Moxxie’s hands delightful so it was small wonder the two Herron girls got so turned on that they couldn’t help but jump Moxxie, pouncing and assaulting him with kisses as their clothes went flying snd their hands got busy depriving him of his.

If they weren’t feeling horny before, naturally their libidos pretty much skyrocketed at laying their hands and eyes on Moxxie’s big red imp cock, that length and girth twitching with the promise of rutting them and filling them up with enough juice to ensure some buns in the oven. The imp soon feeling himself assaulted from head to toe with licks and issues, suddenly finding a mouth and faceful of Violet’s tires, his tongue being filled with warm, delicious breast milk. All the while she and Virginia stroked that red rocket of his before they soon began to assault it with a tandem blowjob, licking and kissing that cock. Violet adding some extra lubrication with a titfuck as her milk soaked and drowned that slicked up rod, ensuring it’d be nice snd ready to plow their tight little holes.

However as they were doing this, Moxxie was getting lost in a memory, of his first time with Millie in her parents’ barn, thanks to Violet’s accent and overall country farm girl vibe, and which wound up causing him to Millie’s name. The red headed sisters couldn’t help but feel angered by this as they overheard him, seriously here he was with the duo and he was thinking of some other woman?! Never let it be said that Herron girls, being the size queen bimbo sluts they were could be competitive as any bitches in heat during mating season could beproceed to go wild and get extremely aggressive and competitive. Something our sweet possum was about to find out and experience first hand as Violet and Virginia decided the time for foreplay was over, now was the time to make sweet, hot fucking rut!!

Violet:*Riding Moxxie cowgirl style, her fsrm girl booty bouncing and clapping as she held and hugged Moxxie’s cute little face to her tits. Ensuring he’d be smothered by her twin globes and drowning in her milk while Virginia had him fingering her gushing wet, sloppy pussy.* “Aaahn fuck yeah!! How this feel little man! Does Millie fuck you this food!? Buck me like I’m riding a rodeo bull you horny little bastard!!” *The milktank farm girl moaned with wanton lust as she continued to ride Moxxie’s shaft driven by the competitive urge to be the only name running through the imp’s mind. Just when the little guy wondered if third time was really the charm when dealing with Herron girls.

Virginia:”Oooh yeah you’re packing a V8 right here little man!! Make my motor run and howl!!”*The gear head grease monkey hollered passionately as she now had her turn, riding in reverse cowgirl with the imp having a fine view of her backside with that bubble butt jiggling and clapping on impact. That is when when Violet wasn’t making him suckle and drink from those big juicy tits of hers of course as she sat behind him. Hugging and holding his head between the warm marshmallow heaven that was her cleavage valley, making him feel this was what it was like to be in heaven and hell all at once. More so as Virginia’s pussy drowned his cock in her juices with those tight muscular walls aiming to milk those glorious imp balls of his.*

Moxxie soon found himself going through minutes into hours of an erotic montage with the redhead Herron sisters, going from taking them on one on one in turn to two on one especially. From having one ride him as the other sat on his face while they made out to taking one in missionary or doggy style as she ate her sister out, such being the case as he pounded Virginia from behind, his pelvis becoming soaked in her juices while she either lapped away at Violet’s pussy or suckled on her tits. The imp hitting Virginia’s key spots in such a way that soon as he came inside her, the gearhead howled as she orgasmed so intensely that she squirted causing him to fly from a geyser of her nectar. Moxxie pretty much ultimately knocked out as the stream launched him into a wall, landing in a deep crater with a spiderweb of cracks.

Violet:*At this point the ritual died as the master key candle gave out and Moxie leaves in a flash of sulfur with no doubt quite a few questions from a concerned Millie and some other lovely ladies of his. The redhead sisters surveying the damage of their crime scene as they shared an anxious, embarrassed look.*”Uhm, whoops, I think we went a little overboard there sis…..think the little feller will be okay?” *Sometime the duo had to remember, for some guys first time with them they could be intense. Especially when Virginia could erupt like a goddamn geyser.*

Virginia:”Oooh I’m sure he will be fine. Now we better fix this up before Joy catches us and finds out….”*But before the two can clean up the evidence, they are confronted by The satanic goth size queen herself in her scary hot glory, standing in the doorway brandishing a whip. Looking she truly came out of hell itself, her amber blood red eyes seeming to glow with ominous sadistic intent, which gave off dominatrix vibes on par with then famous Penny Burufine. It was at this point, the redhead duo knew….they fucked up.*

Joy:”You can give me the details later…for now, it’s time to remind you hitches….don’t go into my room and take my stuff without permission..”*Suffice to say, Violet and Virginia were going to find themselves quite sore and walking funny for a while. As well as having to pay Joy a late fee for their little stunt of course but it somewhat soothe her to know her imp daddy made his mark on another relative or two. Her sweet dreams that night filled with kinky dreams of her and her family being theirs short king’s devoted sex slaves while Moxxie recovered snd dreamt differently. Of drowning in a tidal wave storm of love nectar, so damn much….”

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Herron Hell:The Bubbly Princess and her Brawny Guardian

It was one of those occassions where Moxxie not only found himself with a little peace and quiet but also a chance for some sensual but still plenty kinky fun, case in point? Him, Millie, a couple of scented couples in their cosy love-nest and of course Verosika for some threesome fun, currently rocking her human disguise form for a little roleplay with her as a pretty young up and coming music star looking to sell her soul for fame and the imp couple as the wicked demons willing to oblige her for that price…as well as her body of course. There they were, him sitting on the couch, Millie beside him as they enjoyed the succubus popstar really playing her part just right, so seemingly naive and innocent yet clearly a slut just waiting to let loose. But of course leave to to Murphy’s law to come along like the announcing bag of dicks it was as a distinct flow began forming around Moxxie’s biodynamic, a telltale sign he was familiar with as it signified someone up in the living world was summoning him!!

Given the girls needed their Moxxie fix as they haven’t had it for weeks, Millie’s and Verosika grabbed onto him and get caught up in the summoning vortex along for the ride. Upon arrival, the trio found themselves in an odd bedroom with one side loaded with plush toys and the other with plenty of exercise and gym equipment before Moxxed was then hugged tightly by a squealing figure, his sweet little head smothered between a perky pair of tits before he found something familiar about that pheromonal scent. But upon looking the girl over and seeing some pictures on the mantle and walls, he started putting two and two together as he felt a distinct sense of dread….

??:”OMG you’re even cuter than I thought!! Ooh and you’re just adorable!!”*She does the same to Millie and then notices Verosika, still in her human form disguise, her bright blue eyes sparkling.*”Oh wow, THE Verosika Mayday!! Like wow I didn’t know you were into this kind of stuff too!! Guess a girl has to have her fun secrets too right? Don’t worry I won’t tell, big fan by the way, bonetown is so catchy!! Ooh I’m Janet, Janet Herron FYI!!”*Confusion gave way to a growing sense of shock as Millie and the secret succubus in hiding realise this girl was part of thst infamous family fheir sweet possum had been been becoming acquainted with recently. Moxxie now felt that dread setting off alarm bells, just his luck another one of those size queens came calling and this one was a motormouth pixie!! Before things could proceed to the inevitable sort of fun he knew was pending, a brickhouse Amazon of a woman bust into the room and snatched him out of Janet’s grasp by hone of his horns, finding himself face to face with the cheerleader’s behemoth sister and noted cockblocker.*”oh hey Judith, lookie lookie, Joy’s thing worked AND Verosika Mayday’s here!, isn’t this exciting?!!”

Judith:*The Amazon butch sister of Janet narrowed her eyes, glaring at the imp she held up before her as easily as one of her little sister’s plush toys. Looking at him like he was some dirty stray that intruded into their home and throw him out like Uncle Phil woild do toJazz in the Fresh prince.*���Yeah well if that’s the case, I’m seein to it whether or not this guy is even worth the attention. Quite frankly I’m not impressed, he looks more like a twizzler than a sex machine, what’s the hype anyway?”*A deadpan expression formed on Moxxie’s face, in spite of the slight intimidation he still somewhat felt in her presence, after having his manhood questioned like that, he decided to just get it over with and stripped down, pants first with the results being immediate as Judith went from cockblocking tomboy to horny, thirsty slut at the sight of his stiffening imp dick. Herron girls no matter their personality, body shape and interests were always prone to going primal bitch in heat soon as they laid eyes on a dick that was 9 inches or more.*”W-well, I stand corrected……”

Before Moxxie knew it, he found himself sat right on Judith’s shoulders as the titanic bimbozon had his imp cock in her mouth, making him hold on for deer life as the woman deepthroated him with abandon. Lust burning in her eyes as she held his cute little red booty in her hands, making him facefuck her with abandon as Millie, Verosika and Janet watch on in awe, the former two concerned for their little possum. Thus far from his experiences, Herron women could be a near death experience and Judith seemed just about ready to drain him dry just from sucking snd blowing him. But as soon as that brickhouse butch babe got naked, for Moxxie it truly became a matter of life and death.

For as much as she was the sexual gatekeeper for her sister and her female cousins, as said before when Judith was in the presence of a Herron class bitch pleaser, she was like a whole other woman. Which Moxxie was experiencing first hand as he fucked her in a missionary postion, holding onto her waist for dear life as he pumped and thrust his length and girth into the vice-like embrace of her snatch. Millie and Verosika keeping Janet busy, mainly gossiping and giving her an autograph, all the while hoping their little man would be able to survive this. They were well familiar with the details of his last few encounters with Herron girls especially after that Virginia almost made him drown.

It was quite a few intense rounds o but a couple of effective positions and orgasms later Janet found Moxxie throw her away, catching the little imp stud with glee as she pounced and began to make out with the little sweet possum as this lead to some girl on girl action with Millie and Verosika deciding to double team Judith. Much to her welcome delight of course as they had a feeling their little alpha male would need all the help he could get as sure enough, Moxxie was finding that in spite of her sweet innocence aura, Janet was still a Herron. Her pretty mouth currently latched onto his cock as she practically made his hips buck and pump with delightful facefucking thrusts as she sucked and blew him off. Not seemingly bothered or out off that she could taste her own sister’s juices on his length and girth, it was like incest wasn’t an issue for these girls!!

Janet:”Oooh daddy yes! Right there daddy!! All for you, all yours! Give me a D, give me an A-!!”*The bubbly princess cheered on as Moxxie, in quite a display of strength for his size and height had her held up in a full nelson position. Arms hooked and wrapped around her legs as that cheerleader trained flexibility of hers was put to the test, the kinky pixie moaning with every smack of those balls against her clit. Loving just how deep and filling Moxxie’s length and girth felt, it was like this cock was meant to please Herron girl pussy!! It was like Joy made her a plush toy and her dream stud all at once!!*

Judith, no surprise given her butch like nature and aura, was proving to be quite a handful for Millie and Verosika to deal with, figures the unofficial alpha female gatekeeper would be intense with women sexually as she no doubt could be with men. Not just with her hands and tongue but when the toys got involved, it was a whole other story, unsurprisingly she was a beast with the strap-ons. Though the length and girth on those things had nothing on Moxxie’s cock of course, but damn could that butch eat a gal out and scissor, those muscles weren’t for show. Though thy couldn’t help but notice Judith wasn’t taking her eyes off of her sister and their little alpha male fucking, seems Moxxie had left quite an impression on the Amazon…..but that was the Moxxie charm for you of course, at its finest.

Judith:”Aaah fucking A daddy…right there…mess up my sides and fill me right up to the brim!”*It wasn’t surprising then to find the butch Herron had wasted no time in wanting her next turn with Moxxie, riding him cowgirl style soon a her next turn presented itself. Her sister hugging her from behind, looking in with erotic giddy delight while Millie and Verosika laid on either side of their man to give him moral support. Helping him hang in there as they took turns kissing and making out with him knowing that this little encounter would last a good while. At least until that ritual master candle burnt finally burnt out or these 2 Herron girls were down for the count, whichever came first….pun unintended.*

It was minutes passing into hours with a sea of bodies and a tangle of limbs, orgasm after orgasm with the walls and ceiling echoing with moans and heavy skin slapping, pussy pounding primal sex. The carpet and bedsheets becoming stained and soaked with sweat and juices as the night passed on into the long twilight hours with combinations of 4 on one and then some. Janet unsurprisingly was a bundle of perky peppy energy, seemingly eager to have Moxxie mate and breed her and of course relishing being so intimate with her favourite pop star as they shared the ride to bone town. While Judith seemed to become a sweet submissive little slutty kitty puppy each and every time “Daddy Moxxie” gave her another dose and round of that big imp cock of his…

After spending a wild, lewd night of swapping partners, the ritual had finally ended with the demon trio gone home in a flash of soulful, leaving behind a very exhausted satisfied pair of sisters who dreamt sweet imp daddy dreams. Finding themselves back in their little love nest, naked and spend as an exhausted Millie and Verosika joined Moxxie in his thoughts, that indeed the Herrons were human succubi. They just had to be, there wasn’t any other explanation for how intense human women like that could be and to think!! And what’s more, Moxxie had omly as of now just dealt with six of them!!

So it made him shudder and dread to think how many more of them he might wind up meeting in the future, bar any repeat encounters of course. Ooh if he only knew but at the least when it came to Judith and Janet, it was just a matter if and when they could save up enough to pay Joy’s fee for borrowing the summoning ritual. But believe You me, think he’s had some wild time with Herron girls at this Point? You’ve seen nothing yet…..

~To be continued….~

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Stolas character is pathetic attempt trying to recreate Dr doofenshmirtz. That man is a villain and evil well wannabee but don't be too hard on him he try. He saturday cartoon villain and great father. Was he a little to mean toward his henchman? Yes he was but he soon realized that. I see him putting the effort and focusing on his daughter but stolas he just remind me of those parent who are like priotizing their lover over their own children. Comparison with his backstory same but the differences he bullied by his own family, other children and adult too. He was man of science however his intelligence is not respected. He fail at some stuff but not everything and his relationship with his ex wife is very lovable. His wife is just supporting character don't have any depth but shes not cartoonishly evil. Vanessa his daughter she really felt like an actual teenager and the best part she wasn't demonized for being angry. Dr and perry have strong gay tension it wasn't predatory it felt like there potential romance between them. Stolitz really forced so i don't care for them. Stolas he just trash father i lack respect for him. Viv you demand respect not earned it

Yeah, Dr. Doof is a result of good writing and showing not just telling. And as you point out the narrative shows him having a good relationship with his ex wife even as he's divorced. Seriously, that is something that I couldn't imagine Stolas doing because at the end of the day despite saying he loves and cares for his daughter puts her over his desires. He refuses to go above the bare minimum and actually stop being an obsessed simp over this imp he remembers from decades ago and is obsessed with. And you bet your butt that Doof would refuse to put any new romantic partner over his daughter mostly because he would probably want her to get used the idea and because he would so want to make sure his partner is okay with his kid. Also his girls are unionized he can be a good boss. Even though his sad backstory is played for laughs, I do love how it factors into his parenting which is making sure his daughter never experiences what he had to go through. Doof is a demonstration of making sure he does everything in his power not to be like his parents while Stolas despite the narrative trying to say otherwise is becoming like his dad which is being emotionally neglectful and selfish.

[totaldramafan-lauri]

Short Ghostf**kers first impressions

-I say this as a Moxxie fan.....it is cool to see Millie go on a job without him. I think it helps her character, and will silence more of her haters. I've always said this about Millie - she's not flat, she just needs more focus episodes. Here's another one. Thank goooooood.

-Millie and Blitzo's backstory is surprisingly heartwarming? Here I thought that it'd just end at "I like your spunk", but the fact that he taught her to be more than she thought she was capable of.....it's really sweet. I never knew that about Millie, that she used to think so lowly of herself, but seeing how imps tend to be treated outside of Wrath, it makes SENSE, and.....It really goes to show how I.M.P being an imp-run business in Pride is so unusual! The fact that Millie met Moxxie through Blitzo is extra sweet. Aaaaaand, admittedly, it does also explain more why he tends to, uh.....n-not take their romance very well. He met them before they hooked up. Then they hooked up...while working for him.....Yyyyyyeah, knowing Blitzo, he probably had some feelings about that....

-The fact that Moxxie fell first and probably simped for a while is adorable, and it's just another way I relate to him. XD We both love powerful women

-F for the "Millie was Loona's babysitter" headcanons, tho.

-Now we have the full "first meeting with Blitzo" flashback collection! Yaaaayyyy! Gotta catch 'em all!

-Ghosts being really "infestor demons" is....interesting worldbuilding? But....why are they so much more powerful? All the powers this guy had are CRAZY. Are they only able to be that powerful on Earth? Are they another kind of demon who can freely go to Earth? So many questions.....

-I know it was only played for laughs, but what Blitzo did with M&M's money really bothered me and I hope he fixes that, cuz....yeah, no. Thankfully, he makes up for that in the same scene where he flat-out admits that he and Stolas were never really......dating. He's not in denial about things, which is good.

-That scene with Tilla huuuuurt! Why is THAT how we first see her face!? Uggggghhhhh!!

-I WOULD be annoyed at Blitzo in the first half of the episode, but wanting to go out and have fun after what he's been through....I-I mean, it's understandable, right? I don't think either he or Millie are at fault here. Good conflict.

-I like Millie's role as the "straight woman" of I.M.P as the one who's got her crap together and doesn't have any trauma, but adding this new layer of "grew up thinking she wouldn't amount to much" is a pretty good way of giving her another dimension. Again, I already liked her before. XD

-Millie having trust in Blitzo and not believing the infestor's (don't remember his name) words, then punching him saying "Blitzo can take this" is freaking AWESOME, she's so cool

-Heck yeah with Blitzo implying he's done stalking M&M, and heck yeah to him learning the importance of platonic friendships!! Now Stolas has to learn the same thing.....Stolas has never had the CHANCE to have real friends....Having friends to talk to can really help you, and he's been denied that cuz of his lifestyle, which is why he comes across as unintentionally insensitive sometimes and why he hates himself and uggghhhh, hug the bird, hug the bird but also knock a lil bit of sense into him first cuz both sides need it but HUG THE BIRD

-Didn't really laugh all that much. The humor in this episode was too over-the-top and most of it was just one joke (wanting to be screwed by a ghost) that I didn't really find that funny. I DID, however, laugh at the Scooby Doo door chase parody. XD

-Oh, and the songs were.....there, I guess

-Overall, a good and VERY NEEDED episode, 8/10, Apology Tour was better tho

[messenger-of-stupidity]

hiii ummm as someone who hasn’t listened to any of vega’s stuff (and is a little scared to) i just wanted to ask what you like about him. ok thanks bye :3

Hi!!

ALSO OH MY GOD!!! I WILL GLADLY TELL YOU!

(also tagging @clover-46 so she can be like "oh yeah this all makes sense. im a vega simp now.)

Don't be scared to listen to his playlist if you don't mind the gaslighting and such. He's not mean to Warden, but is actually kind of sweet to them. But if you dont like second guessing if youre being manipulated or not, then yeah... don't listen to his playlist. He's very sneaky.

-- TO MY LIST NOW --

I typically just go for villain/anti-heroes. Red flags are, unfortunately, what I find attractive. (in fiction and reality :') ) NOT ALL THE TIME THOUGH I SWEAR I HAVE COMMON SENSE

His annunciation. The way he speaks just scratches a very nice part of my brain. And if someone has a nice voice, it tends to capture my heart. It's more than just vocal fry, deepness, ect. It's the way he speaks.

He's multifaceted. At first we think he's evil because we see him from Freelancer's perspective. But when Carpe Deus comes around, it shows him in a different reality. He didn't just do what he did to Ivan because he wanted some yummy snacks. There was a genuine reason behind it.

I love the way he interacts with people. It's kind of patronizing but so subtle that you notice it, but you dont notice the extent of it.

He's poetic. He has such an extensive vocabulary, and he doesn't swear often. There's something to say about someone who is able to absolutely verbally obliterate someone, all without really swearing.

He's a sadism demon. (iykyk)

Vega doesn't actually touch Warden all that much. (from my understanding he just touches them when they need help) And irl I literally hate it when people touch me. So having a character that canonically doesn't have a lot of clear show of touching the listener took me out of the way I simp over fictional character and made it more how I simp over irl people. There's two sides.

His pet name for Warden (besides warden). Being called "Darling" makes me all flustered. Sam's is a bit different because he leaves off the "g", which leads back to the annunciation. There are a few words that sound better when you leave off letters, but for me Darling isn't one of them. (That doesn't mean I don't enjoy Sam's "Darlin", but just not as much as I enjoy Vega's "Darling")

I mentioned this before in a separate post, but Imp!Vega is very soft with Pet (that pet name omg im melting). I'm of the opinion that every canon character has the same qualities as their Imp! counterparts, so Canon Vega has the same possibilities to be soft with Warden. Soft Vega hits different.

Vega has a demon listener. None of the other's have that, and Erik's Demons and Daemons system is so fascinating to me, that I jump on any chance to be a part of that. Also I love designing demons, so having a reason to make a demon OC that I can show off to people and they wont just be like "okay?" is very nice. It doesn't really have anything to do with Vega, but it's one of the reasons I like him.

His one liners. He thinks of them on the spot (yes ik its from a script, but from an immersion level) and that kind fo wit is hella attractive.

How sneaky he is. That takes a level of thought and intelligence to hide it. And I fall very easily if someone is smart. Especially if they don't say it outright, but these little things they do express it.

Going back to my attraction to red flags, the power imbalance between Warden and him. And I'm talking legitimately about magic power. He said he's much older than Warden and therefore is more powerful. Feeling small and insignificant in that kind of way lessens my anxiety so much.

He offers excuses. Not for his behavior (well he does that too, but that's not what I'm talking about.) but rather excuses to his love to safeguard them. He did that with Pet in case he lost against the imperium. He does it with Warden in case they get caught going with Vega. He doesn't want their lives to be messed up. it's a small way to show he cares, but grand displays overwhelm me.

He's very fun to write. I'll write for nearly every character if I love the world/fandom. But he's so complicated to write and fun. I get to put this psych degree I'm working towards (we'll see if I change my major this year or next year. Idek) into my writing and it's fun. It helps renew my passion for psychology since it's getting burned out for the past several months. (I've been into it since I was in middle school) I have so many pages in my docs and notebooks where it's just a full analysis on him. (Going back to he's an interesting character.

Also I'm just a total degenerate.

[timkontheunsure]

do you think blitz being insulted in oops is the closest thing of getting what he deserved after insulting moxxie in unhappy campers?

Deserved is an odd word.... Gonna break this down into two parts.

Blitz was being overly harsh with Moxxie at the end unhappy campers.

But Moxxie did waste a week on a hit, that Millie sorted in 20 seconds.

It's a hit that he told Blitz they needed financially. And even pushed for them to take when Blitz was panicking about his sister being safe.

Moxxie then insists that they both dick about, until he made even easy going Millie mad.

She might feel that Blitz was too harsh with his criticism, but she can't tell him he's wrong on this.

This is Blitz just being their boss. And yer I'd be nice for Moxxie to have some encouragement had be really to go along with the criticism; but sometimes you do need telling you did a bad job.

Ok next bit,

Blitz being insulted oops, do you mean but Stiker or Fizz?

Going to assume you mean Fizz. (Timmy quickly doing a rewatch).

Hum well this one's just a dick measuring contest. Moving on for now lol.

Blitz having extremely low self esteem, being reminded that he ex beastie hate his guts isn't great for him.

💡Oh did you mean him being called on his bullshit of pretending he doesn't like Stolas romantically?

Yer I can see Blitz called Moxxie Vs Blitz getting called out by Fizz.

Heh I can really want to see Fizz about this with Blitz in the future. Cus this imp simps.

Can you imagine the chaos Fizz will bring with embarrassing stories of when they were kids.

It really made me happy that Fizz is the one he's grabbing through while calling them family. And Stolas smiles at that bit. Yay!

Heh if they repeat this bit with Stolas I'll be a very happy bunny.

They're both very bad at understanding when the other is head of heels* for eachother. (* Or should that be hooves and talons lol)?

But honestly Blitz doesn't deserve punishment for fucking up a work evaluation. It's something that needs an apology, and trying to do better in the future.

Also back to the dick measuring contest. Ozzie wins! 😆

[99tech99]

no one:

andor season 2 spoilers, my musings, and my ted talk no one asked for below cut!

i only watched episode 1 last night. i didnt see any crazy spoilers, but i found out there is sa in episode 3. im honestly incredibly nervous. seeing/reading/coming across sa usually doesnt bother me. in a weird way, it actually makes me feel validated and less alone…? idk if that makes sense. but i really dont want to see it in star wars. and i really dont want to see krennic do it.

i feel like he is the obvious choice for the perpetrator. he is the main male baddie in this season and i must admit it would be such a great layer to krennic’s character. he wouldnt be some generic high ranking imperial “bad”but a genuine, specific evil. but i really, really do not want my favorite character to commit sa. i just want him to be bad bc hes selfish and arrogant and ambitious. and i know it would bother me A LOT to see ben mendelsohn portraying a character committing sa. i know its fiction but i just dont wanna see it. ben is so. fucking. good. at playing evil, psychopathic characters that it would feel too real.

so other than the seemingly glaringly obvious krennic forcing himself on dedra (esp after how he reacted to their conversation in ep 1) here are other situations i have thought of:

-syril/dedra (omg i love you so much dedra. ew no thank you, you pathetic simp)

-partagaz/dedra (i made you, i gave you your career. you owe me)

-perrin/mon (perrin resents mon for being more concerned about the senate and her causes, none of which perrin seems to agree with, than her and leida. she wasnt a mother or a wife. perrin blames mon for turning him into a person she hates. their daughter is getting married, remember when we were in love, i will make you love me again. idk. i just hate perrin)

-some rando imp who has captured brasso, bix, et al/bix

-luthen/mon (everyone is tense, they fight, he claims mon owes him something. but i really dont think he would be interested in inflicting that kind of pain)

-TAY/mon (tay and his wife split, they are drinking and celebrating, from the glimpse of mon we got in the trailer she seems to be in an uncharacteristically fuck it mood. maybe she and tay steal a kiss, things start getting heavy and she tries to stop it, but he wont. i actually think this is kinda likely)

-paltapine/rey’s grandmother (hahaha jk timeline is way off)

i think im still going to watch the episode, but i might just skip that scene…still gotta get through episode 2 first.

[down-to-helltown]

Wanted to try and spitball character heights based on this sheet, granted I'm not good with numbers. This isn't taking things like hats into account.

Anton, Annie, and Danton are assumedly around 5'4"-5'5", as that's the average height of your average usamerican. Sadly we don't have a standing sprite for Nina, but going by her height in the final cutscene we can say she's about the same height too, maybe an inch or two taller.

Judging by his height in comparison to the previous measurements, Brulo is probably 5'7". Which is kinda funny that he's taller than Anton, if we go by sprites.

For the enemies, the imps and Pippos are... I wanna say a foot tall? The Ballbuster moles (that's what they're called right? I swear they're called that) would be two feet tall. Smallbuster really lives up to her name, because without her hat she's also a foot tall.

Brawlbuster is at least 6'0", and Maulbuster is hard to pinpoint with the sprite provided but I wanna say she's 6'2".

Satan is the easiest to figure out because he's twice the size of Anton/Annie, meaning he's like 8 feet tall at the shortest, or 10 feet tall at the tallest. No idea how tall his Giga Satan form is, hopefully we can get a sprite of that form as comparison; but base form Satan is a big guy. great news for satan simps with a size difference kink

Then there's Tallbuster, who's gotta be like like twenty feet long; which is about the same length as a Burmese Python. Though length and height aren't the same thing entirely. *shrug*

Again, I'm kinda garbo with numbers; this is all educated guesses.

I made a height comparison chart!!

...and another one, with hats and accessories taken into consideration.

It's mostly for personal use, and a few characters are missing because the Antonblast page on the Spriters Resource is incomplete, but I figured that it could be of use for other people.

[sunnysaystuff]

APOLOGY TOUR LIVE REACTION UNDER THE CUT!

im so depressed

i can't BREATHEEEE I'm too much imp to simp HELPPPPP

is it fucked up to say spiteful stolas is kinda sexy

stolas saying fucking right there really hit like GO BRYCE GODDAMN

I hate blitz so much for ruining this moment bro </3

I would not fuck that

straight from the trailer bro

blitz WHY can't you just BE SORRY RIGHT

oh my lord please just SAY SORRY ALREADY FUCKING HELL

helluva party rofl

stop bryce is eating so hard rn

in your birdpuss lmfao

go steal him bro

YES bro that IS WHAT YOU DID OH MY GOD

NOO YOU DO BELONG

stop stolas is so hot im ngl

stolas collapsing into blitz's lap despite everything is crazy

help hes so sassy I love it

mood. he's so me

mood

she's so attractive tbh

jealous much???

the way they see each other.. mm

bro i'm not over it either

[sockmeat]

What are y’all’s thoughts on Crimson from HB?? Like obviously he’a a piece of shit, but there is literally so much potential for dark content my mind is BUZZING

I HAVE SOME IDEAS... ok i only have 2 (just a warning, they’re a little dark)

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

THE FIRST ONE: The reader is Moxxie’s little sister. When Moxxie goes to jail and chooses to stay away from his hometown and family, he forgets one thing--his little sister.     Ever since Moxxie left, Crimson has been telling reader how much Moxxie hates her, how much he hates the family, how much he wanted to get away from her.

    So, reasonably, the reader grows to resent Moxxie. Occasionally, she’ll think about what life outside of the mansion is like. She’ll remember how Moxxie treated her, how he made sure she was never around for Crimson’s fits, and wonder if he doesn’t actually hate her.

    Crimson has gotten good at spotting when this happens: she’s less willing to listen to his commands, she’s always spacing out, and always looking at Moxxie’s empty room. He’s always quick to snip that hesitance in the bud and warp her perspective of her dear older brother. She’s always been a daddy’s girl (and hasn’t really had a taste of a healthy relationship), so she believes him.

    When the IMP is called over to the mansion, Crimson doesn’t tell the reader that Moxxie is there. He is fiercely protective of her and knows Moxxie would try to save her.

    Crimson’s reason for inviting Moxxie doesn’t change. He wants Moxxie to marry Chazwick. However, this time, Crimson does have a back-up plan: if Crimson is unable to marry Chazwick, for whatever reason, the reader will marry him instead.

    I haven’t quite decided how Moxxie and the reader will reunite, but I don’t want it to be too soon. Maybe she’s attracted to the commotion Millie causes and enters the wedding and barely sees Moxxie before he’s swooped off.

THE SECOND IDEA: The reader is Moxxie’s mother and Crimson’s wife. She basically replaces the actual character. Unfortunately for her, she has a bit of a savior complex so she aims to try and help Crimson’s state of mind.

    They met before Moxxie was conceived. Her family is a part of a smaller chain of the mafia and basically relies on the (wtf is their last name??) family to keep their connections and stay out of debt.

    The reader’s and Crimsons’ marriage was arranged. It was decided since before they were born that the oldest of their families, which happened to be them, would wed and have an heir.

    Unfortunately for the reader, both families have a pretty sexist point of view. They believe the women should serve their husbands and make sure the children are spoken for. Among the long list of no-no’s, she isn’t allowed to raise a fist to Crimson. She hasn’t been taught basic self defense to ensure she doesn’t break this rule.

    At first, Crimson is very clear about his hatred for her. Though, since he’s so adamant about not disrespecting the family, he only expresses it when they’re behind closed doors.

    The reader still tries despite how he treats her. She’s determined to live a normal life, and if that means risking it to get closer to Crimson, so be it. It’s all or nothing.

    The reader’s story is a bit like the ugly duckling. Until her mid-teen years, she has no idea how to dress, pose, or look flattering at all. Crimson continues to be rude and unforgiving until she gets her glow-up.

    That’s when he starts to notice her more. How she doesn’t raise her voice at him no matter what he does to pester her, how she somehow finds a reason to forgive him despite everything, how her boobs have grown since they were kids--

    Yeah, he pretty much jumps her bones whenever he gets the opportunity. Moxxie is born and the reader stops trying to please Crimson 24/7 to take care and nurture Moxxie.

That’s about as far as I got on that...

I do wanna write these, but I’m not sure how big the Crimson Simps(TM) sections will go considering he’s a douche bag

Let me know!

[swrawberrysvuccvbvs]

Sallie Mae x GN bubbly reader (how ya'll met and relationship from then) (platonic to romantic)

i told ya'll now you get to see my brain rot :D

{btw if you want to meet her in a different way go ahead and do that this is my incite on how they meet to me}

Platonic

. You got hired to help after the Striker incident.

.You were probably being harassed by her brothers and she deiced to step in for you so they would back off

. You thank her she ask if you were new around and of course you didn't give her a "straight" answer{hehe gay jokes}

. you two became friends quick after that helping her hide bodies wrangling the hell hogs messing with Moxxie over the phone with Mills

.you two of course had your highs and your lows out of it mainly highs tho

.you two always some how seemed to bring a smile to each others faces one way or another!

:Romantic {if you don't see her this way you can skip}

. She started to notice she had feelings for you at least three months after ya'll became friends

.She confessed by pulling you into one of the barns pinned you to the wall and kissed ya and said she liked you

.She laughed because of the amount of time it takes you to answer her.

.after being in shock for about five to ten minutes you said you liked her too with that little giggle she always loved to hear :]

.Now ma and pa was really happy about the relationship when they found out they were always fond of you

.You are like a ray of sunshine for the barn

.Always staying in a good mood rarely letting anything bring your mood down

(btw you are a sinner in this but if wish not to be than go right ahead!)

:But when that does happen lets say at one time at the harvest moon festival some guy kinda degraded you because you looked more human like than demon or hellborn. You had died due to your sin and landed in wrath because of it just because you died from it doesn't mean you always look the part!You had tears pricking your eyes at this point cause he wouldn't stop.

.After Sallie got done in the pain games{ i think that's what they're called i don't remember} and saw you leaving and said guy following you she kinda- what do mean "kinda" she got PISSED

.She followed you and the imp and saw you quit literally sobbing because the imp was saying : "You don't belong in wrath your too soft you belong in the city with the rest of those low life sinners how are you even in wrath your too weak to be rough or murderous I bet if was to hit you or merely grab you. You would die or break a bone!" which hurt you a lot.

.I mean you would have landed in pride or lust if that was your sin.

.There was a reason you were in Wrath that's why you're there

.lets just say while you were crying Sallie had another body to hide with you

.over all it's just a rough lovey dovey relationship. :D

.p.s. yes you two do wrestle in more then one way ;3

I finally finished! i'm proud of this little piece of work i have done today.

I hope ya'll like it to see ya later fellow simps and sinners~