#Harry Potter salt

[winn-wynn]

Why is Percy the only who has to grovel at the rest of the Weasleys family feet? Why is he the only one who to apologize in a fight that wasn’t one sided.

Both sides made mistakes. Why in fics is Percy the only one begging for forgiveness? Why aren’t the rest of the family reevaluating their choices and wondering what made him want to go anyway?

Is it because that would be admitting they’re wrong? Because clearly Percy was wrong so why is the rest of the family wrong? We were on the right side of the war.

[greenmach1neworks]

only wholesome things in my DMs

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: I’ve got everything I’ve ever wanted. I got a manor. I got a closet full of expensive robes. I got my parents who love me and my ginormous inheritance!

Pansy: Haven’t got Potter yet

Draco: I’m trying, Pansy!

[shakespearean-simp]

exboyfriend!mattheo watching f!reader clean up her new boyfriend instead of him

when mattheo beat him up after hearing him say to his friends that he was using her and that she was a slut

m: *why doesn't she look at me like that anymore? he doesn't deserve her. i love her. i love her? i love her. i miss her. please come back. i need her. yeah i need her. why does she look at him the way she used to look at me? she deserves someone better. like me. he should eat shit. he looks like shit too. good job mattheo.*

[accio-sriracha]

Sirius: Prongs, can you pass me the salt, please?

James: *Picks up Remus*

Everyone: ???

James: *Desperately* PLEASE JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY-

[callmesel]

My favourite headcanon is Kid Percy been a revengeful kid and an absolutely menace to society but no one's seems to care because he is quiet and knows when to behaved when asked.

Like, he would put Bill's stuff in the chicken coop whenever he was mad at him and blame the twins for doing so.

Or make everybody think that Fred is George and George is Fred in purpose knowing damn well that he is the few that knows who is who 100% of the time. The twins were kind of pissed after being confused for a whole week without them wanting to and Percy's shitty grin doesn't help.

Or "borrowing" Charlie's precious dragon books and reading them in dangerous places like, too near the fireplace, outside when the garden is muddy and the twins are nearby, drinking oj with the book layed on the kitchen counter. Have Charlie 5 heart attacks but could take his book back because "he said he will let him read it" and "Percy is responsable enough and he should worry because it's just Percy reading".

Or "helping" mum to make Bill's fav dessert but put a bit too much fruit for Bill's liking (or something similar).

Honestly, anything involving dessert he is getting his tiny baby hands on it and intentionally fucking it up in a way that the only one suffering it's you.

He also "help" Fred and George clean there room and moving all their stuff in different places knowing damn well how they normally organize their stuff. The twins even got scolded for making a mess trying to re-do their room and Percy got an extra cookie because "the poor boy wanted to help and you destroyed everything he has done".

Oh! And he was super petty. He ate the last piece of pie in front of Ron knowing that Ron wanted that pie. But of course he didn't do it when Ron told him directly he wanted that pie but he will do it if he is really mad and heard it earlier.

He would do it to anyone except Ginny because that's his baby sister and he would never do such things to her. But he would definitely leave embarrassing pictures on her desk or whatever just for her to remember them, like the time she puked on the beach all over her just built sandcastle.

Anyway, kid Percy was a petty sassy and probably would tell you that you look like a newborn baby owl making you think he complemented you but actually was calling you ugly.

I love him very much.

[fullcravings]

Salted Butterbeer Cookies with Butterscotch Frosting

[albi-bumblebee]

We could’ve had d.a.d.a teacher harry & healer ron & elf rights activist hermione……

[blackbirdi]

Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes #9

Ginny: Pass the salt.

Harry: *Sweetly* What's the magic word?

Ginny: *Pulling her wand out* Or else.

Harry: *Nervously passing her the salt* Here you go, love of my life.

[adrianecarday]

[puuvillaa]

Happy birthday @squintclover!! 🌻🌻

Salt in Your Heart

Sirius Black/Remus Lupin

Teen

3435 words

first war, angst, established relationship, Sirius as Padfoot, fix-it, hopeful ending

Remus decides to take Sirius on a small holiday to fix their struggling relationship.

Read on ao3

[meliza-bee]

Every mood board/collage I’ve made of things I love!!! I wanted to post them with some stuff about me to try and meet some more mutuals!

So hi! I’m Mal!

I’m 24

I live on the east coast

I love stardew, unpacking, and Minecraft

I’m pansexual and happily with the love of my life

Never ask me mountain or ocean, I’ll never be able to pick

I’m a huge reader but a big fan of sci-fi, fantasy, and mystery/horror books the most

Some of my most listened to artists at the moment are Chappell Roan, Hozier, Gracie Abrams, Lizzie McAlpine, and Noah Kahan

I love all animals but my fav household animal is a barn cat, my fav wild animal is an African Elephant, and my fav marine animal is a whale shark

My fav season is fall but my fav drink is tied between honey lemonade and hot cider

I’m a gardener both literally and figuratively; my top plant rn in a HUGE pot full of mint and my other top plant is anything fernway

So that’s me! Looking for some mutuals, some friends, heck I’d love penpal even 🫶🏻 thanks y’all

[st-severus]

this is hardly a groundbreaking theory but hp wouldn’t be so annoying if it was just badly written if it was we could all just enjoy the bad campy fun of it all, but because there is stuff that is really, actually quite good, all the inconsistencies and blatant plots holes grate, and grate, and grate…

[crimsonlovebartylus]

the marauders & co: who would stan one direction -

James: BIGGEST STAN and loves zayn malik as if his life depended on it and cried when Zayn left.

Lily: likes them by affiliation but calls Niall a cutie and will punch anyone that talks shit about him

Sirius: A Fan, his favorite friendship was Niall & Harry so he had a Narry stan account

Remus: pretended he hated them, for him to be a HUGE fan with James, was an anti-larrie, favorite was Louis

Regulus: also pretended to not like them, to be a huge fan with Remus and James, have a one direction club and fights people on twitter about who's married to Harry Styles. (projection LMAO)

Barty: hates them, but learn the larry lore to annoyed his boyfriend because he knows Regulus is anti Larrie.

Peter: Likes them, dark larrie and also likes Liam, when his hair was long

Evan: downbad for the irish lad, hes a niall stan first and a directioner second. Also fights with James about why Zayn is his also.

Pandora: The fan that would make the "imagine if" collages and has a fan page for Zayn and Louis friendship with Dorcas

Dorcas: hated them at first, they grew on her and now she loves Zayn and Louis.

Marlene: Hates them. But goes with her girlfriend to their concerts wearing a shirt that says: my girlfriend in love with Zayn.

Mary: Loves all of them equally, immediately defends them on twitter during the directioner vs belieber fight.

[boyneptunee]

i can't write things out of prompts cause my brain functions literally on crack

legit me the other day *remembers an antique shop i passed by like two years ago that looked something right out of a ghibli film* hEY! WHAT IF! *cue dumb plotline where things are thrown around in a mixing pot while i crackle like an insane witch that feeds on the sparkles of life* yes. this thing. mine.

that's literally all my thought process

[extremereader]

Whoever is editing the TV Tropes Fan Works pages needs to RAISE THEIR FUCKING STANDARDS:

Their pages are just a sea of:

Salt fics (Miraculous Ladybug)

Adam-is-the-hero fics (Hazbin Hotel)

Elsanna fics (Frozen) (WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE)

Dumbledore bashing (Harry Potter) (manipulation is one thing. Raping children is another thing entirely.)

Seriously, can we have some nice, normal fanfics on there?

Edit: fyi people tag shit just to whine all the time, especially you salters, just block me if you feel like whining back