#HC: ELI.

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

What started as a joke in the short drabble I wrote is now one of my favourite headcanons.

Eli’s nickname as a kid is Trouble.

The nickname came about because Sheriff Stilinski was telling Stiles and Derek that wherever they go, trouble follows, and Eli - with his perfect timing - toddled in after them, prompting the Sheriff to jokingly say, “And here’s Trouble.”

After that, the nickname stuck. And made for many laughs when they would call him Trouble or refer to him by the nickname and he would happily say, “I’m Trouble!”

Stiles is Mischief, Derek is Sourwolf, and Eli is Trouble

[iszapizza]

what if eli had to be the one to give thrawn that first haircut?

[wannaeatramyeon]

Lookism + HTF: Who fell first, Who fell harder hc

You fell first and fell harder

Johan Seong, Eugene, Samuel Seo, James Lee/DG, Hudson Ahn, Jason Yoon, Lee Jinho (lol)

You fell first but he fell harder

Gun Park (surprise!), Vasco Tabasco, Vin Jin, Eli Jang, Sinu Han, Warren Chae, Xiaolong, Jerry Kwon, Kim Munseong

He fell first and fell harder

Daniel Park, Jay Hong, Zack Lee, Jake Kim, Jace Park, Jibeom Kwak, Lineman, Brad Lee, Baek Hangyeol, Ji Yeonwoo, Han Wangguk

He fell first but you fell harder

Goo Kim, Ryuhei Kuroda, Jihan Kwak, Seong Taehoon, Baek Seongjun, Seo Haesu

[nightingale2004]

Teen wolf next generation: Sterek version

Let's meet the Stilinski Hale kids

Talia Erica Stilinski Hale

Faceclaim: Brianna Hildebrand

First born daughter of Derek and Stiles

Named after Derek's mother and former beta

Takes after Derek. She is a werewolf and is the future Alpha of her pack

Such an overprotective big sister

Loves her leather jackets

Speaks Spanish and a little polish

Works with Derek at his auto shop

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Benjamin "Ben/Benji" Noah Stilinski Hale

Faceclaim: Cole Sprouse

Second oldest of the Stilinski Hale's

He takes after Stiles in sarcasm and the love of mysteries but can be pretty intimidating like Derek and older sister.

He is also a werewolf, and he is also pretty blunt

He is very weird, but he embraces it.

Stiles works at the FBI, running his own operation that looks into supernatural related cases

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Miguel Vernon Stilinski Hale

Faceclaim: Tyler Young

He is the middle child

Big loner and antisocial. A bit of an emo boy (so takes after Derek)

He also takes after Stiles since he randomly knows random facts about pretty much anything

Incredibly smart

He is a spark and future emissary of his pack

He had inherited Derek's brooding face

Also uses color coded highlighters and string for his assignments

He is jealous of his werewolf siblings but loves them all very much

Stiles and Miguel are more close with each other

Ben and Miguel help out their dad (from the distance) with his cases

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Claudia Laura Stilinski Hale

Faceclaim: Sara Waisglass

Younger child of Stiles and Derek

Named after Stiles's mother and Derek's late older sister

She's a sweetheart, and everyone loves her

Older twin to Eli (hates him, but loves him at the same time)

She is also a spark and like Miguel, she is also an emissary in training

Both her and Miguel are trained under Deaton

She's a cheerleader in Beacon Hills high

She is Noah's favorite (🤫🤫 don't tell anyone)

Can get away with anything

She and Miguel speak fluent Polish

She and her siblings all live in the new old Hale house that Derek rebuilt from scratch

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Elias "Eli" Mitchell Stilinski Hale

Faceclaim: Vince Mattis

Troublemaker in the family and pup in the family (he hates the pup part)

Youngest twin (believe it or not)

Annoys, his siblings, and his parents to no end

Secretly jealous of all his siblings but loves them at the same time (never tells them that, but they know)

Takes after Stiles by.............A LOT

Him and Claudia have twin telepathy and can sense what the other is feeling

He's not the greatest lacrosse player, but he loves doing it anyway

He loves it when his family comes to see him play and when his twin cheers for him

His siblings cover him a lot (I mean A LOT) since he gets in trouble (A LOT)

He is closest to Stiles and Claudia

That's all I got for the Stilinski Hale pack. Hope you teen wolf and Sterek lovers enjoy ❤️🐺🦊

[kobadit]

loneliness, sadness, and stress nest

[kwnnys]

omg.. ur back;;; 🤯

pleas plea stan but reader is super physically affectionate, like kissing on the cheek n hugging n holding hands js casually with friends. before and after when theyre in a relationship :3

a/n ; YES I AM BACK!!!! (hopefully for good and I won't immediately die a week later).

anyway, I got rlly into this during the beginning then gradually just kinda died a little at the end. but aaa this was so fun to write 🫶🫶 my love language is physical touch so!!! yea!!!

— STAN MARSH W/ PHYSICALLY AFFECTIONATE READER!

before you guys start dating :

not used to this much affection at ALL. he gets very confused and nervous whenever you hold his hand or brush his hair from his face. but over time grows used to it

the guys tease him for it (mainly cartman) which is a bit embarrassing for him. he tries not to let it get to him though.

at first tries to avoid your physical advances. like whenever he sees you running towards him ready to tackle him in a hug he will just quickly take a step to the side and watch as you plummet into a pile of snow.

tries not to laugh while he helps you up. also tries to convince you that it was purely out of instinct and that he didn't mean to let you fall face first into the freezing snowflakes. (although fails to do so, considering the muffled snickers that he tries to hide behind his gloved hands.)

feels more guilty when you eventually get sick because of the incident, and decides to repay you by offering as many free hugs as you want for an entire week.

as the months go by, he gets used to your warm touches. your morning greeting hugs and your handholding sessions after the schoolday is over.

but then he notices how your touches linger for a tad too long. the way your hands squeeze his before letting go, shooting him one last wave as you hop towards the entrance of your home.

and he feels a weird skip in his heart. the tips of his ears and his cheeks flush red. his body feels awfully warm, and he doesn't know why.

day by day, he grows to look forward to your touches. to your presence in general. and the feeling of your palms in his doesn't feel too embarrassing anymore. not when you're grinning widely beside him, happy that he's no longer fussing over you holding his hand.

that warm feeling in his chest grows tighter and tighter with every smile you shoot at him. to the point where he can't take it anymore, and he eventually confesses to you. right under a random big tree.

you're surprised, but not at all disappointed! the moment the words "I like you." utter from his mouth, you're tackling him to the ground. a surprised yelp leaving the boy as he's sent rolling on the floor. you flash him the happiest smile he's seen from you yet, before crashing your lips down to meet his. (the gang is watching from not too far, jaws dropped to the floor. cartman now owes kenny 5 dollars.)

after you guys start dating:

and just like that, you are in a committed relationship with stan marsh! both of you being equally head over heels for each other, it's almost cringey to watch.

your physical affections only grow from there. now you're smothering your boyfriend in kisses every chance you get, your actions never failing to make the boy freeze before grinning like a lovestruck fool.

he loves when you rest your head on his shoulder, or when you wrap your arm around his. It gives him a massive ego boost.

cuddle sessions 🔛🔝

gets so giddy when you kiss his cheek or his forehead. do it right before leaving and he's left standing in the hallway like an idiot.

[theweirdcobrakaifan]

Had this thought that during hawk red hawk era he couldn’t keep his hands away from demetri like he would brush his hands against his while walking pass,throw paper at him that had pictures of doctor who,full on stare at him in the cafeteria when he thought no one was looking

[angelwiththeblue-box]

cant believe i have to go back to college classes and finals after that

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[cosmiclion]

For the NSFW headcanon game I would love to read your thoughts on T = toys for Yuuri and Viktor. 🤭

Naughty! 🤭 But ask and ye shall receive:

T= Toys (I'm counting anything you can get in a sex shop lmao).

-Naturally, the first time Yuuri stepped into a sex shop was with Viktor, who insisted on checking it out as soon as he spotted it (and Yuuri just can't say no to Vitya's pleading eyes). He spent the first few minutes wishing he had brought his face mask and hat while Viktor walked around looking at everything like an overexcited puppy ("Oh my god Yuuri, I didn't know there were so many different flavors of condoms and lube!") until a particular bondage set caught his attention. Viktor would look really good in those wrist and ankle cuffs, and Yuuri's kinky Eros side would really like to give his naughty coach a good spanking with that paddle 😈

-Though Viktor has had his fair share of relationships in the past, he doesn't have a lot of experience with toys. But there’s one that has a special place in his heart and it’s a simple set of dice that Chris gave to him (“Just a little something to celebrate your Yuuri moving in with you, consider this my housewarming present, dear ;)”). The first one shows different body parts, the second one different actions and the third one different locations. The first time he and Yuuri used them they got “tickle ear in the bathtub”…

-Realistically speaking, in bed Viktor and Yuuri wouldn’t always do the, ah, more intense stuff, as that requires some preparation (plus they’d have to make sure they don’t have practice or any straining activities after). But when they do, the preparation often involves the help of two items whose colors match their Stammi Viccino costumes. Make of that what you will 🫢

-Bonus: While not originally a sex toy, Yuuri had to turn his hideous beloved tie into one to save it from being destroyed:

(Btw thank you for giving me an excuse to spread the sub Viktor agenda 🛐).

[a-sad-mage]

You can't convince me Eli Shane didn't have a goth phase

Because with how angsty and traumatized that boy is, he had to have had a phase were he was wareing all black with subtle orange highlights.

Like he was still his normal self but just a bit more jaded.

The gang puts up with it because you know what, Eli's 15/16 he's been through some stuff, and if this helps him prosess, then let the Shane Goth it up for a while.

(Especially since he's still not talking to the therapist Mario recommended, and it would be hypocritical of them since thay all already went through their goth phase)

Kord draws the line at Eli trying to paint Lucky black.

Trixie has fun painting his nails black and doing his makeup.

And, Pronto uses this as an excuse for a wardrobe update

"If you go down this dark path- you must dress like it Eli!"

Strangely, Pronto is really good at the whole Goth thing.

And people like, notice the change in wardrobe. Tabloids are going crazy because 'the Shane has gone Goth' the S H A N E. And there are conspiracy theories about it.

Remember, white and orange have been a major part of the Shane look, along with the black and blue for generations. Especially with Will Shane, the guy wore a white button-up like 90% of the time. So Eli is just out and about in 90% black with little hits of orange is concerning.

Some are like, "Eli Shane, Depressed?", "Shane's new controversial look," and "Is this really Eli Shane? Possible Clone/Doppelganger?"

Eventually, Eli stops being Goth.

But he keeps the black nails 💅

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Headcanon: Eli isn’t Derek’s biological son; he’s the sole survivor of one of the packs that Derek was trying to save in 6b.

[evenmyhivemindisempty]

…Boyd daemons?

Steve Murphy: Steve’s got a (frankly enormous) male German Shepard. He’s super well-behaved, although sort of standoffish, but OH BOY does he love being let “off leash”. He goes crazy for a good chase, and back in Miami he was famous for tackling preps to the ground and sitting on their chests until Steve ran over with the cuffs. He actually gets along surprisingly well with Javi’s lithe little fox.

Donald Pierce: Pierce’s daemon is male crow. Sometimes when they’re mad at each other he fucks off to a tree for a while. Pierce is sort of miffed his daemon wasn’t something more impressive (most of the Reavers have canine daemons), but his daemon’s just as into puzzle-solving as he is, and they like brainstorming together in the lab. When he was a teenager Pierce used to pretend his daemon was female, since with a bird it’s pretty hard to tell just by looking. (He still sometimes does.)

Cap Hatfield: Cap’s daemon is a small female European wildcat. She’s generally pretty shy and polite, and she’s sleek enough and docile enough to pass as a house cat, but she’s certainly not domesticated, and she loves to hunt with Cap in the woods. If she’s pissed off, she can absolutely claw out some eyes.

Clement Mansell: Clement’s got a lovely little female bluejay, who is actually much more of a sweetheart than he is. She’s super useful on heists – she’s small and quick and excellent at getting the lay of the land and telling Clement where all the cameras and exits are. People also tend to assume she’s a songbird, and… sort of, but bluejays - while decent mimics - make famously obnoxious noises. Clement and his daemon both love to sing, and… well, nobody really loves to hear it.

The Corinthian: The Corinthian’s daemon is a rangy male wolf that looks a *lot* more feral than the Corinthian himself does. This thing’s got matted fur and the sharpest fangs you’ll ever see, and he’s kind of gaunt and *always* hungry.

Eli Klaber: Klaber’s got a very cute male ferret. He’s curious and a little stubborn, and more dangerous than people give him credit for from looking at his adorable little face. Most of the time though, he’d just like to hang out with Klaber and get brushed to shiny sleekness! They both like to pretend he’s a female mink sometimes. It feels more elegant.

Ty Shaw: Ty’s daemon is a female Great Pyrenees. She’s great with kids and smaller daemons, and like Ty she’s generally *so* sweet and enthusiastically friendly, but absolutely can and will fuck someone up if they’re being aggressive. She doesn’t mind one bit when people touch her, and she’s a total cuddle-bug.

Quinn McKenna: Quinn’s daemon is a female osprey. She’s excellent for quietly scouting out terrain when he’s on a mission, and watching his six! She’s just as serious and stubborn as he is, and has absolutely bitten his son (kinda hard!) when he tried to pet her as a toddler.

[wannaeatramyeon]

This just pop out of my mind, lookism character and taehoon reacting to their s/o revealing that they are pregnant (They are still in the senior high/maybe college student if you pair with Gun or other older characters)

I can imagine the chaos of Taehoon's dad reaction lol.

Sam, I am forever sorry for taking ages with this and again - another shitty list 🥹

Lookism + HTF reacts to "Surprise! You're having a baby!"

Ok, let's just age everyone up in canon. Also ties in with some Lookism boys as a dad + kid personality hc (another @slimesam special)

Oh shit

Johan Seong, Gun Park, Eli Jang, DG/James Lee, Jihan Kwak

Oh shit, Dad is going to kill me

Seong Taehoon (spoiler: Hansu doesn't kill him. He's worried but over the moon to be gramps.)

Oh shit, Dad will acknowledge and love me again

Jay Hong

Maybe I should think about that therapy

Samuel Seo, Baek Seongjun

Tears of joy

Daniel Park, Zack Lee, Vasco Tabasco, Jace Park, Jake Kim, Sinu Han, All the Big Deal boys tbh, Warren Chae, Jibeom Kwak, Ji Yeonwoo, Han Wangguk, Kim Munseong

Indistinguishable tears

Could be tears of joy, could be tears of sadness. Who knows. These idiots lived in the moment and forgot about consequences.

Goo Kim, Vin Jin, Ryuhei Kuroda

Ok.

Eugene, Hudson Ahn, Lee Jinho, Seo Haesu

It's not mine

Xiaolong

Bonus: "Surprise! You're going to be a grandad!"

Park Jincheol/Samdak: Brain breaks completely. Will forever see Dabin/Gaeul as their lil girl and furious that someone has gotten close to them. Equally excited to be gramps. That's the only thing stopping them from killing you.

Hansu Seong: Wants a grandson so they can put Taehoon through hell. Wants a granddaughter so they won't put you or Hansu through hell.

Another spoiler: It doesn't matter. The grandkid will inherit the famous Seong personality anyway.

Manager Kim: The most level headed of these four, and that's something. Tears of joy, torrential downpour, absolute rivers.

Charles Choi: [scribbles list of ideas for 11th genius. Genius of crying. Genius of energy sapping. Genius of cuteness.]

Steve Hong: [scribbles list of reasons to potentially disown grandkid.]

[transyashiro]

going by your elysia's wip description thank you so muchfor drawing a trans woman with bottom surgery!!!

ofc <3

[heartshapedbubble]

Hi there! I was wondering if it's ok if you could do some angsty head canons of Eli Clark and/or Aesop Carl. Only do this if you have time though :)

ANON.......anon your brain is so huge anon..... so ginormos

im sorry for delaying this ask i was having a brat summer (playing p3p for 4 hours a day) but ACKKKKK i was so excited when i got it i love angsty prompts

cw for: mentions of attempted death and alcohol

eli clark and aesop carl angsty hcs 🦉⚰️

eli clark🦉

he's so selfish.

he gave into the comforts of the manor too easily. the free yet quality booze that makes you feel all warm inside, the heavy meals served everyday, warm sofa cushions padding your back. he got used to it so quickly it stopped seeming like a privilege.

in moments like these he often remembers gertrude, how she's probably somewhere out there praying for his - presumably dead - body to at least be found in one piece. it has been too long since he left home in order to pursue a chance of a comfortable life for the two of them. no one would think he survived.

the unfairness of it all is what hurts him the most. how shameless of him is indulging in luxuries when his most beloved is probably rationing a two-day's portion of bread? there's probably a way to escape - but maybe he just doesn't want to.

the fastest way to cope is to indulge in those same luxuries over and over, day by day. a lavish life that would otherwise cost one a fortune is easily available to any resident. haunted by the past? down a bottle of wine with the other nobodies to forget your sorrows. or two, if one doesn't give you the kick you need. stressed? ring the butler, serve yourself and light a cigarette. don't mind the ash and the butts staining the velvet covers since it's not your duty to clean up. nothing's working yet? there's enough concoctions and drugs in the basement to take them recreatively.

he might not look like the type, but he has tried them all. he stopped with some, though, but mostly because they don't work anymore. the others, guilt. luckily his alcohol tolerance remained the same through the years and - although on very rare occassions - just a puff from a cigarette helps him unwind a bit. his two trusty companions when his head pulses from thinking too hard and the weight on his chest makes it difficult to move a muscle.

not a single speck of high taste in his actions. he doesn't chug the wine with vigour like demi or josé and whatever he smokes slips out of his fingers 'cause of his clumsy grip. the devilish temptations are splayed on the low table in front of him like a tarot deck and he slowly takes in whatever his gut finds appropriate for the moment.

he's not addicted, it's not like he'll die from withdrawal, it's just (sadly) the quickest and most effective way of avoiding his problems.

only a handful of people know about his destructive habit, and the secret hasn't spread any further since he first joined. the same way of coping with guilt and shame results in more of guilt and shame, creating a vicious cycle. especially since many newbies admire him, a veteran, for persisting for so long in the games and remaining near the top of the food chain. it's not an image one should uphold, let alone someone with his reputation.

as time passed, this means of escape became more like a ritual, way less frequent and if not more important.

besides, the end is inevitable. it has been haunting him from the very beginning, day and night. visions of chaos intrude on his peace of mind everyday and there's no way he can avoid them.

it's only a matter of time before this garden of eden turns to ash. the end is near, but what hurts the most is he's the only one who knows what's coming.

aesop carl⚰️

one may assume the influence of jerry carl upon him has dwindled with time. it has been years since aesop joined in the survivor faction and started interacting with others. he already has a set of prepared phrases to use in daily communication. to most, this might give off an impression of someone skilled in socializing - of course, this is all just learned behavior.

even with him gone, jerry did build the foundation on which aesop carl's whole being is constructed. he taught him the ropes, how to prepare the dead - or the living - for a safe departure to the other side. jerry nullified every speck of empathy that may have resided in him once, for he's just a third faction in this exchange of life and death, not somebody who can choose between mercy and violence.

his profession is what he is. he can't remember the last time he worked with a real human body, although that just might be the effect of the memory distorting drugs he unknowingly took during his stay. with no real purpose, no need for his kind, aesop carl started to crumble.

his life has been on a downward spiral ever since he stepped foot into the manor. "oh, but he embalms the puppets!" - aren't they just a disgrace to his craft!? they're nothing but a perversion of what should be the most graceful and important duty on this earth. turning cloth into skin, rice filling into flesh, doesn't all this just scream idolatry? playing god? the dead are supposed to rest, not come back to life! it's completely reversing the natural process!

he dreams of being of use again, to finally be praised and admired instead of scrutinized and avoided. the same people that treat him like a creep beg for his aid when their body lays limp in the hunter's hands.

he wants to work with real people again. sometimes he drifts off and finds himself picking out the best candidate for embalming. fantasizes of their tranquil expression, the faint traces of warmth on the skin after they die. blood trailing down the curves of their body and him gently wiping it, their life taken with just one little scar that he'll patch up anyway.

it doesn't have to always be someone else, though. he's often enarmored in thoughts about his own death. he has already decided he'll stuff his usual coffin which he uses in matches with the softest padding he can find and the freshest yellow roses from the garden. maybe he'll overdose? smoothly transport his mind from one world to another? if things don't get better, this solution is always available.

his own little funeral, fit for a prince. he has to treat himself with care, no? his frail frame has already been damaged enough.

he sometimes avoids visiting emily after matches since he'd rather suffer than engage in unnecessary conversations. he's pretty sure his left rib is broken and his right knee makes concerning noises when he puts a lot of pressure on it. not to mention the amount of times he dislocated his knees and ankles. it's all good until it hurts to breathe while running and he gets hit in the same spot over and over again until he coughs up blood. hunters catch up with weak spots faster than one may think.

the smartest decision would be letting the expert heal him, but aesop knows emily would mercilessly scold him beforehand. he often finds starting arguments and conflicts fun, but this one he wants to avoid under any circumstances.

despite how torn he is between morals his mentor showed him and morals imposed by the society he's now part of, jerry undeniably cared for aesop. he was like a father he never had. he's starving for praise, just a whiff of validation coming from somebody he knows. he's the only person that truly knew his worth.

maybe all this physical pain is a good omen, a sign that he'll pass by natural causes soon. he learned a lot about other interpretations of reality and death from fiona's seances and the religious residents' prayers. he hopes this feeling he has is right and, maybe, he'll meet jerry again in the afterlife.

[sandwichfordinner]

Hi its strawberry anon once again >:3, Eli (my bbg real), Ganji, Edgar and Norton with a S/o who wears cute outfits but hella strong? Like strong enough to probably lift a car if they want. (Also take care of yourself and eat well!)

Eli, Ganji, Edgar and Norton with a strong s/o who has a cute clothing style too ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 🔔 (female reader)

Strawberry anon hello again! Also thank you for the kindness I appreciate it! I don’t think the last ones turned out great I am not sure because I was out of ideas, so sorry

Eli

Now we all know Eli, a calm, intelligent and clever man who promised to himself to not date at the moment ESPECIALLY when he is trapped in this nightmare-

Oh nvm…. uh.. remember how is said like 5 seconds ago he kept his promise? Yeahhh.. well… about that!

He has now a pretty girlfriend that has the best style of clothing! Amazing, spectacular, brilliant, ate the whole table-

The two of you being silly and happy , when you suddenly turn the tables which shocked Eli and Brooke till this day.

YOU?? BEATING A HUNTER???? 😨HOW ARE YOU SO STRONG?

No way… Tries to use words instead of touching you but if you have anger issues he will be on panic mode and scared. But he shouldn’t worry, because later on he will get used to it and will be taking lots of notes.

Ganji

You are so lucky that Ganji has fallen for you.. He didn’t search for your look,,, but… the way you are so strong amazes him.. You’re perfect..

Also likes your clothing style, while he is a poor little guy.

Do you know how he fell even harder for you???

When he couldn’t run because his legs gave up in Moonlit River Park and you carried him in bridal style. AND YOU WERE HUGGING HIM CLOSELY which left him looking away trying not to make eye contact with you..

If you’re beating the absolute shit of someone he will quickly try to pull you away cursing under his breath. He barely got you out of this situation😭

He is still so thankful that you’re his girlfriend, so you sometimes lift him in bridal style to tease him which ALWAYS works to make him blush

Edgar

An irritating painter falling in love with a peasant????? Please love is the last thing he actually cares about! Love is nonsense.

But when he saw you how surprisingly strong you are he was confused. Confused about all of this situation, first you dress so much differently from the others and you are even stronger than some hunters?? How is this even possible? If you’re extroverted enough to annoy him he will fall in love with you somehow.

And there it is. A boyfriend that is 0% strong and 1000% girlfriend that is stronger but cheerful. I can just imagine you giving him a kiss on the cheek, which makes him blushy and Joseph disturbs you two but you just somehow twist the sword with your hand. And this leaves the photographer and painter flabbergasted.

Norton

So confused . How do you even do it???

You know that Norton loves jewels, but you have never been in the mines because of the incident he experienced. Don’t remind him of it please..

,,*sigh* I wished I could’ve had money or diamonds.. something shiny and good…-‘’

You literally crashed your hand into a big rock, and searched until you felt something smooth. You smiled and got your hand out of the big rock, and to his surprise you were holding a bunch of small kimberlite which one costs like 50$ (and you know back when things weren’t expensive as now, and 50$ WAS A LOT I think). Please his reaction was priceless. HOW ON EARTH DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS KIMBERLITE IN THIS BIG ROCK AND HOW DID YOU EVEN SMASH YOUR HAND INSIDE OF THAT ROCK??? HAVENT YOU BROKE IT??

if you two are in the mines, Norton is having bad flashbacks while you crash your hands in the rocks to find anything: iron, gold, coal. Anything that would make him happy.

,,Hey Nort look I found a.. diamond!!!-‘’

,,That’s great honey’’ Literally doesn’t pay attention so you better quickly get him out of here..