#sterek headcanon

[kjwaikiki]

You know how Eli looks like Stiles. Well I have a headcanon and it is not that Stiles got pregnant through magic.

My headcanon is simply that Eli’s mom looked a lot like Stiles, which could be considered a little mundane until you consider the comedy involved with a stepdad Stiles and Eli being out together in public.

People assume Stiles is Eli’s biological father until one of them corrects said person. I want it to be Eli in which case he can go two ways (both are hilarious)

1. Eli jokes about his dad having a type.

2. Eli jokes about how he always knew his dad and Stiles would get together because look at him (Eli gestures to his own face and then to Stiles) it wasn’t rocket science to figure out the old man was a little hung up on Stiles.

I just think the implications are hilarious. Stiles would never feel insecure ever. If anyone asks him how he remains so secure in his relationship with Derek all he would have to do is gesture to Eli.

All I’m saying is it takes a special type of pining to have a son that looks and acts scarily similar to this one high schooler who you went through multiple brushes with death with, saved their life, had them save your life, and shared many very emotionally charged (possibly tender) moments with.

[patolemus]

Obsessed with the idea that Derek loves hearing Stiles talk, that he could listen to him talk for hours, that he uses the sound of his voice to ground himself and be at peace, that it's his favorite sound in the world. That when someone tells Stiles to shut up he'll growl right in their face and tell them to apologize or get lost (even the pack, they don't get a pass when it comes to Stiles).

I especially can't stop thinking about how, at some point, they'll be alone spending time together, and Stiles will be talking and Derek will be listening, until Stiles shuts himself up because he's so used to people getting annoyed when he talks, and he doesn't want to annoy Derek, but Derek just opens his eyes from where he'd been resting his head on Stiles' lap and asks him why he stopped, he obviously was very excited about the new Iron Man movie, come on, keep going.

And anyways yeah I think they're perfect for each other.

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

What started as a joke in the short drabble I wrote is now one of my favourite headcanons.

Eli’s nickname as a kid is Trouble.

The nickname came about because Sheriff Stilinski was telling Stiles and Derek that wherever they go, trouble follows, and Eli - with his perfect timing - toddled in after them, prompting the Sheriff to jokingly say, “And here’s Trouble.”

After that, the nickname stuck. And made for many laughs when they would call him Trouble or refer to him by the nickname and he would happily say, “I’m Trouble!”

Stiles is Mischief, Derek is Sourwolf, and Eli is Trouble

[hedwig221b]

do you have any headcanons for pregnant stiles and doting husband Derek? I read your fic about Cora being mean to Stiles and loved it!!!!

Thank you! 💜

First of all, Stiles would definitely acquire some wolf habits while pregnant. He would want really rare meat, and he would nuzzle Derek more and scent him

Derek would go feral. F E R A L. He'd become so obsessed with Stiles, it would come off as creepy. He would glue himself to Stiles' back, sniffing him or just purring, but he would also make sure to hold Stiles' belly so he could rest

Derek would also go more wolfy. He'd guard the house, and sniff every food before giving it to Stiles. He would hunt for him, big game. He would lay at night awake staring at Stiles with his eyes glowing red with his heart pounding for... different reasons

Stiles would get super clingy and needy and fussy but Derek would only grin because it means his mate needs him and his attention

Both of them would be so fucking horny all the time, the further along the worse it gets. Stiles would basically think Derek is god, and Derek would run into walls cause he stared at Stiles too hard. Stiles for him would become, like, the epitome of desire and love

They would fuck everywhere

Derek's hands would never stray far from Stiles' belly. He would caress it, or just listen to the baby’s movements and smile when the baby kicks

Also Derek would get a heart attack every time something goes wrong, even if Stiles just stubbed his toe, he'll go barking

Derek would make sure to make pregnancy as easy as possible for Stiles. He'll take every bit of his pain away. Weird food cravings at 3am? Sure, babe. Can't tie your shoes? Sit down and relax. Everything would be at Stiles' feet

It takes one look at Stiles rubbing his stomach absentmindedly for Derek to want a second baby. He would never tell Stiles but he wants to keep him barefoot and pregnant, like, always

Stiles wouldn't mind (because it's Derek)

[imagine-sterek]

What's a headcanon, imagine, or AU that’s been on your mind lately?

[jocollins]

Imagine Stiles singing this to Derek

[renmackree]

Derek buying that Halloween candy in season three hit me so hard because I always headcanon that werewolves can't exactly stomach too much chocolate. Not exactly an allergy, but it sure do hit weird.

So he buys the bulk bag of chocolate rather than the sour or sweet candies knowing that Stiles likes to snack on them when they're researching and there's always leftovers every year.

Stiles thinks Derek just is over prepared for kids and mocks him as he scarfs down his third bag of peanut m&ms. Derek just watching him enjoy something that he provided, feeling like a king.

[fairytalegumiho]

What if Derek started the auto shop only because he has complicated feelings about Jeep in a romantic way/platonic way depending upon the way you see it?

Isn't he completely loaded? Why would he even need to work?

So my personal headcanon is that he did it to make the jeep work and Malia helped him once with it. She found it fun repairing the jeep. So Derek opened the Hale auto shop for her cousin and both of them started bonding through work.

[lxasjf-z]

No, because they make such a good high school au together.

[patolemus]

I've been thinking the past few days about how, after the scene in s2 where these huge chains fall from Stiles' locker, everyone in school thinks he's either in a gang or into some very deep BSDM, and there's like this tally that goes around where people annotate things they've heard him say and debate over why it points to one or the other.

I mean, someone will hear him say human sacrifices and they'll immediately go 'alright so this guy is roleplaying some very hardcore stuff', but then someone else will hear him say something like we gotta find the bodies and then it's like... maybe not roleplaying?

Werewolf? Depending on the context, it's a code word or the name of a rival gang (his gang??), or like some weird kink no one's sure they want to know much about.

Also, Derek Hale is definitely involved somehow, but this doesn't help clarify whether Stiles is in a gang or if he and Derek are just into some very kinky shit. There's a tally on that, too.

[hedwig221b]

I have a headcanon i must give to you. I think omega stiles has a 12 step skin care routine that he does religiously every night and Derek (bless his heart) is so in love with that man that he memorized the steps and what each product is and the ingredients and what they do. Not bc he cares (bc skincare doesn't matter to werewolves) but bc it matters to stiles and he would do anything for his babydoll. Including getting dragged around Sephora and spending $700 every 4 months. Also, anytime Stiles is hurt or sick or too drunk, Derek will do his skincare for him bc he knows how upset he would be in in the morning to know he skipped it. Anyway... that's all :)

Everyone can always send me sterek headcanons 💗💖💗💖 so fun!

I love the concept omggg! It takes one sleepless night deep dive for Stiles to go "I need those twenty tubes of creams and serums else my skin would FALL OFF TOMORROW, DEREK"

Stiles would get obsessed over it for a while but then his sensitive skin would get irritated easily and he'll hide in their room bc of his red face

He'll chill on the 12 steps routine eventually but he'll definitely keep the lip gloss or lip oil... bc of that one time Derek saw him with a lip oil on and walked into a wall

[fiction-justanotherstateofmind]

It would have been a crime to leave all this content in the tags

This is how I pictured Coach meeting Eli whe he applied for the lacrosse team

Coach: Next, Elias Hale Eli: Hi- Coach: I said Hale, go back in line Stilinski Eli: I- Coach: Can't you heard Stilinski? I said back in line! Eli: But I'm not- Coach: You know what? Alright, your in. If I saw potential in your dad I guess I can work with you. Eli: Sr. I thi- wait… are you really gonna give me the position?! I haven't even played? Coach: So? Eli: … Eli: Nothing, thanks for the oportunity.

Later that day:

Derek: So… how was practice? did you get in? Eli: Actually, I did. Derek: Awesome, I'm so excited to go cheer you up. Eli: That's great dad, but just remember: You must sit besides the Sheriff and follow the player with the Stilinski lastname. Derek: … Eli: … *Stiles astral proyecting himself since cuantico to the living room*: WhY diD I Just ReceIVed a mAil fROM Coach to CheCk thAT "My SoN" Can PLAy in THE NExt game? Eli *running up the stairs*: Maybe I should go to my room to do my homework. Please Stiles, I need the form signed for thursday. I love ya, bye. Stiles: Did he just- Derek: Idk, it's your kid. Stiles: But- Derek: ALL YOURS.

[headcanonforthought]

Teen Wolf Headcanon thing?

When Stiles gets taken away from reality and everyone is trying hard to remember someone they've never met and don't remember, Derek is also feeling the same like 'I am missing something, but I don't know what' As his memory comes back and as he picks up the clues of who Stiles is, to everyone but especially to him. Derek concluded that he and Stiles were dating.

it only makes sense seeing the hearts and kissy-face emojis Stiles sent him. Remembering pinning Stiles against walls, laying on top of each other, Stiles treading water to save him, begging him not to die... Derek is bisexual so he's like, okay those fuckers tried to remove my BOYFREIND from reality.

So when they get Stiles back Derek immediately jumps him, kissing him. Stiles is like, "What the fuck dude" and Derek lays out all the evidence that he found that proves the two of them are lovers. And everyone else is slowly regaining ALL their memories and are like, shaking their heads no. But Stiles is like, "Yeah, kinda un-sung ya know, we never made it official, but yeah, we're dating buddy" And that's how Stiles and Derek actually started dating.

[stereksimp]

Stiles: Lydia, my strawberry haired goddess, how are you this fine morning?

Scott: *to Derek* ummm... you cool, dude.

Derek: Yeah why.

Scott: Cause Stiles is flirting with Lydia, and you're dating him.

Derek: I have nothing to worry about. Plus he's not really flirting. Watch.

Derek: Stiles, baby, come here.

Stiles: *stops talking mid scentance with Lydia* Yeah, Der, what's up? *slips arms around his waist under the leather jacket*

Derek: *just kisses him on the forhead*

[im-alive-i-guess]

Big Brown Eyes

One of my headcanons is that Derek has a soft spot for brown eyes.

Then he meets stiles and he has the most big soft bourbon brown eyes he's ever seen and, he cant help but to stare at them everytime he is close. They are fucking charming and Derek is like one single life or death situation away from kissing those pouty sarcastic lips and see if his eyes get darker or sparkle when aroused by him.

Spoiler after the efects of nogitsune they ligth/sparkle orange.

Which no one knew because he was a bit afraid of intimacy since then and didn't try sex anymore after Malia's kind of traumatic experience.

I also like the idea that he accidentaly shocks Derek cause he has a literal spark with in him. And Derek loves it. Derek specially comes to love orange eyes cause it means stiles thinking or doing dirty things with Derek.

At the end Derek just has a soft spot for Stiles.

[fiction-justanotherstateofmind]

One of my headcanon it's that Derek scares children to eliminate Stiles' competition on Halloween. Stiles just wants to get some candy but he knows that people prefer to give it to children rather than young adults. Stiles officially says he does it to get Derek out a little, he's actually using his scary werewolf boyfriend privilege. So sue him.