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Cats the musical headcanon thing?

The musical ends, the music fades out. The stage grows dark. Then a bright light shines on a bed in the middle of the stage. A young girl shoots up, clutching her plush cat.

"MOMMY!" She cries. A woman rushes onto the stage.

"Darling, what's the matter?"

"I had, I had a bad dream mommy" the little girl sniffles.

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Batman headcanon thing?

Bruce does one of those, "Guess the price" games. Where the goal is to show how out of touch he is in an UwU so cute way.

The problem?

Bruce has 14 kids. The batkids often shop in disguise at regular stores. He knows how much things cost. So he kills the interview.

"And how much is this, white bread Mr Wayne?"

"3.49"

"How much is this large carton of eggs?"

"15.34"

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SPN headcanon thing?

Early seasons Cas doesn't know what a "Slut" is, but knows it's an insult.

Cas; "Gabriel? He's worse than a traitor! He's a liar, a deceiver, a slut!"

Cas; "God abandoned heaven, he left us to die, he's a slut through and through"

Cas; "These werewolves are foul beings, they are a plague upon the earth, sluts and cowards"

And everyone is just so fucking confused by this that they never really correct him.

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SPN headcanon thing?

Benny is always making references to an "incident" in purgatory with Dean. None of the hunters or team free will can figure out what it is. Benny is tight liped, nope, he won't sa. That's Dean's choice to share what happened. Of course everyone jumps to the furthest idea they can think of.

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HOTD headcanon thing?

Harrenhal's ghosts don't have to torture you. They rarely torture and show visions to regular people or slaves. They just get off on turning nobles crazy.

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Superbat headcanon thing?

Clark; "I'm the biggest D you've EVER had!"

Bruce; "No, that's Depression"

Clark; "Babe, why do you have to be like this... It's my birthday..."

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Batman headcanon thing?

Bruce being apart of a, "it's winter time please don't commit suicide campaign" in Gotham. Huge billboards of Bruce's face go up, with generic hopeful quotes plastered on it.

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Warframe headcanon thing?

Koumei; "HEY KID WANNA GAMBLE!"

Tenno; *backing away slowly*

Koumei; "DON'T YOU WANNA ROLL MY DICE!"

Tenno; *sweating* "no, I'm, ok"

Koumei; "DO YOU WANNA FUCKING GAMBLE!"

Tenno; *crying*

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Hannibal headcanon thing?

Hannibal slowly cracking when Will is around. His high English, filled with rhetorical questions and poems and riddles. Devolves into regular day to day English when he's with Will.

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The Art of murder headcanon thing?

Giorgio's "hidden flaw" is that he's a gay character in his dating sim. His route isn't taken often in Ace Romance Detective Crimes Of Passion, because he's undatable. He's pinning for the most liked dating sim male, and will always break up with you eventually to pine after his love. He doesn't want the others to know he's gay. There creator gave up playing his game before she got to the part where it's revealed he's gay, and he's too ashamed to say anything. He's supposed to be a sex symbol for young woman. Probably expected to be attracted to the princess Almond Blossom. But in reality he's attracted to Sousuke. He's hiding in the closet. Afraid that someone will find out the reason he's unpopular in the game, and afraid they'll find out he's gay.

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Minecraft movie headcanon thing?

Steve ends up in the Minecraft world as a child. He aranges a series of objects on the ground in a specific pattern and a portal opens and he falls through. He's not trying to get out or go home, but does miss the humans he left behind. He makes makes gateways that are missing a few elements, hoping someone curious will finish the portal and come into his relm.

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FNAF headcanon thing?

Interviewer; "How are you with," *scanning notes* "Eldritch horror?"

15yrold trying to land a summer gig at the fun kids pizza place; "uh, comfortable, I guess?"

Interviewer; *watching the tape of a kids dead body being pulled out of Foxys guts*

Interviewer; "Good."

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Batfam headcanon thing?

The batfam staying out fighting until 2 am. There all hurt and battered. Alfred is mending there wounds. They haven't slept in hours. There licking there emotional wounds from being beaten. There hysterically laughing. Gathered around the large fireplace. There cackling and sobbing through belly deep laughter. Smashing there fists on the floor as they roll on there backs. They have no idea what there laughing about.

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911 headcanon thing?

Buck, because every serious relationship he gets in ends with the other person being secretly engaged... Grows a fear of engagement. Of course when Eddie proposes he's happy. But only a few days later the dread sets in. The people he's loved most before Eddie were engaged... Does this mean now he'll start becoming unhappy with Eddie? Buck starts spiraling because nothing good happens in engagements. Which ends with Eddie driving Buck to the courthouse.

"If your so afraid of being engaged. Then I'll just fucking marry you"

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The Art Of Murder headcanon thing?

The dog being revealed with mud and paper on him, while Sousuke is also mud covered. Leading the gang to believe he is the murderer.

The truth being revealed that he actually hitches a ride from the dog every night when he's first awake. He goes to the backyard where he practices his epic monologue he's going to give to the man who murdered his family. That night OC was "murdered" he got muddy. And when he returned inside and tried to wash it off, he got water on Pip as she was coming out of the book. The paper on the dogs paw was from the paper scraps Sousuke uses to lure the dog to the table so he can drop down.

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Teen Wolf headcanon thing?

Stiles and Derek's roles are reversed, yet there personalities stay the same.

Stiles is a clumsy brain dead werewolf alpha. He flails around the forest and is always getting strung up in hunters traps. He poison's himself with wolfsbane at least once a month. He's skinny and lean despite his werewolf abilities. He's meek and avoident of conflict.

Derek is an arrogantly confident asshole Sherrifs son. He's self assured and aloof. He's muscular and hot. He's aggressive and masculine. He self isolates to keep people safe. He's emotionless.

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My little pony headcanon thing?

Twilight Sparkle slowly realizing she cannot die. Like yeah as an alicorn she's gonna live longer than the regular ponies. But after being alive for like 200 years it's starting to set in that, holy shit. I can't die. She just paces around the palace at night. Wide eyed as she tries to figure out the source of her immortality. Never to find the answer. Cursed to live eternally.