#Green Bread Loaf

[verypsbfan019]

Angy green bread loaf 🤣🦆🚂💚

I don't see any difference 🥴

[fullcravings]

Lemon Yogurt Zucchini Bread

[fattributes]

Matcha Red Bean Cake Bread

[askwhatsforlunch]

Smoked Salmon and Green Onion Sandwiches

"Oh, they are so good!" said Ava, biting hungrily into these Smoked Salmon and Green Onion Sandwiches, as we were having a picnic on Cheltenham Beach in Devonport. "I can't believe you put so much flavour into something you whipped up so quickly!" I was more than a little bit chuffed, but I must say, they are really good, especially if you intend to eat them on a beach! Happy Saturday!

Ingredients (serves 2):

3 heaped tablespoons sour cream or crème fraîche

1 teaspoon dried tarragon

1/2 teaspoon freshly cracked black pepper

1 large Green Onion

4 large slices Wholemeal Loaf

1/2 tablespoon unsalted butter, softened

abou4t 60 grams/2 ounces Smoked Salmon 

Spoon sour cream into a small bowl.

Add dried tarragon and black pepper, and give a good stir until well-blended.

Finely chop Green Onion, and stir into the cream mixture. Place in the refrigerator, at least half an hour.

Toast Wholemeal Loaf, and allow to cool completely.

Generously spread Green Onion and tarragon cream onto two of the toasted Wholemeal Loaf slices, and butter on the two others.

Lay Smoked Salmon onto the buttered Wholemeal Loaf slices, and close sandwiches together. Keep in the refrigerator until serving time.

Cut Smoked Salmon and Green Onion Sandwiches in halves, and wrap in cling film if bringing on a picnic!

[buffetlicious]

Walked into BreadTalk (面包物语) to buy some buns for next day breakfast and saw this freshly baked Matcha Red Bean Loaf (S$4) on the shelf. The top of the bread is piped with dark green matcha paste which offered the familiar bitter taste of green tea. Bite into the vein of the earthy red beans and burst of mild nutty sweetness flood the cavity of the mouth. Together with the soft milk bread encompassing the bitter and sweet flavours, it makes for an enjoyable treat.

[istherewifiinhell]

Have you ever gotten into your regular baking rhythms. You make bread this often. Muffins that often. On a regular schedule to replenish your supplies. And then, sundenly, you realise A Day is coming up and you have a Personally Significant and Highly Specific Tradition.

I had already locked in enough prep work, the decision was made for me. It's crazy, there's no way it turns out like a more suited baked good.

-"So you did it?"

But of course.

I present. Wifi's pineapple carrot cake muffins with non branded fruit explosion filling. With a twist. With a couple twists.

[ID from alt: A mixing bowl filled with green batter, flecked with shredded carrot. END]

[ID from alt: 1. Small pot filled with dark reddish purple berry sauce. 2. A white spoon with sauce on the back attempting to show the colour better. END]

-"Oh you made sure to only use really purple fruits for the filling?"

Absolutely not its 50 percent strawberry I put food colour in that bad boy.

[ID from alt: 1. Muffin tray lined with various silicon muffin wrappers. Partically filled 2. Filled completely. You can see the fruit filling under the second layer of batter in some parts. END]

Now i COULD HAVE SWORN. I took a photo of the filling step but my phone disagrees with me >:l

[ID from alt: The cooked muffins in the tray. "Golden" brown on top, thus creating a browner green. Some of the fruit filling has burst a bit. END]

[ID from alt: 1. Muffin upside down on a blue plate out of the muffin wrapper. The fruit filling spilling out the side looks almost black in colour. 2. Cut in half to see the green inside better. The filling is thin in the center and has squished out to the sides of the muffin. END]

Remember to adequately reduce and chill ur fruit filling. It will make it look less like this. HOWEVER. I was impatient.

The photograph really don't quite capture these. The are an experience to eat and see in person. They have been described as "some halloween shit" and "2012 ooze like" both of which is a fine compliment to me.

But happy normal day everyone. If the world is getting you down. Take a muffin.

[ionlylikemycat]

girl math: i was gonna buy the $40 camera film and the $70 shoes but now mama is buying me film so the shoes are basically $30 which is basically $20 which is basically nothing!

i should absolutely buy those shoes now even tho i have meticulously budgeted july and there wasn’t money for film or shoes in the first place!

[bruce-morrow]

Friends in Green Mountain National Forest, Vermont, 2023

GIF: Bruce Morrow

[scoutingthetrooper]

[backfliips]

ive been taking vitamin d so my depressive states havent been as bad as they usually are. but im still definitely working through a slump + im having pretty severe executive dysfunction issues + feeling lots of general dread about the future right now and its irritating

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Dunno how to put it properly into words but lately I find myself thinking more about that particular innocence of fairy tales, for lack of better word. Where a traveller in the middle of a field comes across an old woman with a scythe who is very clearly Death, but he treats her as any other auntie from the village. Or meeting a strange green-skinned man by the lake and sharing your loaf of bread with him when he asks because even though he's clearly not human, your mother's last words before you left home were to be kind to everyone. Where the old man in the forest rewards you for your help with nothing but a dove feather, and when you accept even such a seemingly useless reward with gratitude, on your way home you learn that it's turned to solid gold. Where supernatural beings never harm a person directly and every action against humans is a test of character, and every supernatural punishment is the result of a person bringing on their own demise through their own actions they could have avoided had they changed their ways. Where the hero wins for no other reason than that they were a good person. I don't have the braincells to describe this better right now but I wish modern fairy tales did this more instead of trying to be fantasy action movies.

[verypsbfan019]

Montague "Duck" Collett, aka "Green Bread Loaf"! 🍞💚😂

After his friends realized that pannier tank engines look like bread loafs, Duck's life was never the same...

(The bread that Duck is holding here was made by Donald btw lmao)

[heartisadrum]

Green Tea Bread Loaf

[pangur-and-grim]

this might be cringe, but we had to write 1 page of description about something and I chose my favourite object in the whole world

From how it looks, the statue should smell like algae and regurgitated milk (like an unweaned kitten, if it fell into a pond). In actuality, its only odour comes from the thick blanket of dust it wears. Its four legs are stout, toe-less. Its tail stands straight like the pole of bumper-car, eager and tensed to wag. Two wet eyes peer up. They are black enough to see your own face reflected. Under them, the tight line of a mouth, melancholic and imploring. 

Tapping its stout back (and leaving fingerprints in the dust) would reveal that it is hollow. A living animal might contain organs, and bones, and even a swallowed meal, but this creature holds only air. It can produce no sounds of its own. It will produce no waste. It will never want anything, nor squeeze anything foul out of its rear, but still it seems to beg for sustenance. Being frozen only adds to this tension; staring at it, each would wait for the other to blink. This is why a slab of plastic meat has been laid before it. An offering, like cream and butter for a fairy.

‘Frog kitten’ is how the online listing described it, and accordingly, it has an amphibious lack of ears. Its square body, shaped like a loaf of bread, is covered in mouldy splashes of night-green and white-beige. Two dabs of a cleaner white across its back only serve to emphasize the drabness of its majority. Five rake-marks trail down one side: scars, wounds, the bright green of its meat bleeding through. Could the sculptor have scratched it with their fingers, deeply and deliberately? And why? Why create such a young, sweet creature, and then harm it? 

The creature has no anus. The creature has no ear canals. The creature has no urethra, nor cloaca, no mouth, nor pores, but it does have two penetrating nostrils. If you shone a light down those narrow passages, you could explore the hollowness of its belly.

Touch the creature, and it is cold. Stroke it, and it is smooth, but speckled with the smallest of lumps and warts. It is dry but shines as though wet with perspired oils. You cannot look at this mute dead thing without seeing it as alive. The longer you hold its gaze, the less of the dust you smell, and the more of the algae and the milk. 

[mytinyblackheart]

Soup - Italian Vegetable Soup

[azzurra-astra]

A mini shitty sketch of wee Pokey the Christmas Kitty. He declares “Meowy Cursedmess!”