#so it was like. okay berry muffins but green. okay. But i had already grated the carrots TWO days prior

[istherewifiinhell]

Have you ever gotten into your regular baking rhythms. You make bread this often. Muffins that often. On a regular schedule to replenish your supplies. And then, sundenly, you realise A Day is coming up and you have a Personally Significant and Highly Specific Tradition.

I had already locked in enough prep work, the decision was made for me. It's crazy, there's no way it turns out like a more suited baked good.

-"So you did it?"

But of course.

I present. Wifi's pineapple carrot cake muffins with non branded fruit explosion filling. With a twist. With a couple twists.

[ID from alt: A mixing bowl filled with green batter, flecked with shredded carrot. END]

[ID from alt: 1. Small pot filled with dark reddish purple berry sauce. 2. A white spoon with sauce on the back attempting to show the colour better. END]

-"Oh you made sure to only use really purple fruits for the filling?"

Absolutely not its 50 percent strawberry I put food colour in that bad boy.

[ID from alt: 1. Muffin tray lined with various silicon muffin wrappers. Partically filled 2. Filled completely. You can see the fruit filling under the second layer of batter in some parts. END]

Now i COULD HAVE SWORN. I took a photo of the filling step but my phone disagrees with me >:l

[ID from alt: The cooked muffins in the tray. "Golden" brown on top, thus creating a browner green. Some of the fruit filling has burst a bit. END]

[ID from alt: 1. Muffin upside down on a blue plate out of the muffin wrapper. The fruit filling spilling out the side looks almost black in colour. 2. Cut in half to see the green inside better. The filling is thin in the center and has squished out to the sides of the muffin. END]

Remember to adequately reduce and chill ur fruit filling. It will make it look less like this. HOWEVER. I was impatient.

The photograph really don't quite capture these. The are an experience to eat and see in person. They have been described as "some halloween shit" and "2012 ooze like" both of which is a fine compliment to me.

But happy normal day everyone. If the world is getting you down. Take a muffin.