#Gay slytherin

[managone16]

Sirius: Guess fucking what? Peter: You killed your parents. Remus: You burned down the Great Hall. James: You shagged Remus. Sirius: I fucking apologized to Regulus. *Everyone Gasps*

[stagprongs]

behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group

[exoras-deus]

Rosekiller being cute for once in their lifetime

You can be certain Evan decided he was done with other people, went to sleep on the couch, and Barty just slumped on top of him.

Anyway, it's my first post here, I don't have much more to post yet, but don't worry it'll come :]

[not-rab]

*at a death eater meeting*

Barty: They hate our strategies because we're dating!

Evan: …

Evan: We’re not dating?

Regulus: YOU’RE NOT!?

Barty *getting off Evan’s lap*: We’re not?!

[child-of-icarus]

Regulus, to the first years: There are only three rules in the Slytherin tower: The lake is off limits, never piss of Mcgonagall, and Barty Crouch Junior is a HOME WRECKING WHORE

Barty, from across the room: BITCH

[doodlemcjazzhands]

hello! Since you said you’re taking marauders fanart requests:

can you draw a fluffy dorlene one of them cuddling on a couch, or a really sad one of bartys reaction to regulus/evan’s death, or to both? If not it’s perfectly fine. have a great day/night and remember to take care of yourself!

<3

[sunseekerchild]

Dorcas: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Barty: weak, I sleep with two.

James: you're both pathetic.

Barty: oh yeah? and what do you sleep with?

James: Regulus.

[isabel-lillah]

"Pandora is my Sirius," Regulus confessed one night in the astronomy tower.

"What do you mean, love?" James asked, not stopping threading Reg's hair.

"She is my best friend, a sibling I never had... my ride or die, my platonic soulmate. The one person who always saw right through me."

Regulus took only a second before he continued: "I would kill, die, and live for her. Sirius is your person. Pandora is mine."

[rudamaruda520]

James: What the fuck?! Crouch just fucking bit me!

Regulus: oh finally!

James: huh?

*Regulus, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas collectively roll up their sleeves to show him teeth marks*

Pandora: It means you're accepted. Biting is his love language.

[birdieardley]

Pandora hanging out with the Slytherin Skittles:

[managone16]

Regulus and James being domestic and confusing the fuck out of everyone part 1: Sirius: Ugh, James isn't picking up my call!! Remus: I'll try calling him. *Rings the phone* Remus: Huh. He didn't pick up. Peter: I'll try- Regulus, not looking up: I'll call him. Sirius, snorting: Why would he pick up your call if he isn't picking up mine? Regulus, calling James on speaker: *rolls his eyes* *James picks up* James, on the other side: Yes, love? Sirius, shocked: James?! You didn’t even pick up my call but you picked his?! And why the fuck are you calling him love?!! Marlene: What the fuck? James: Uhh—I-I’ll call you back. Sirius snatching the phone: Don't you hang up on me James Fleamo- James, panicked: Bye Reg!! Regulus, smiling: Bye, sunshine. The rest of them:  Regulus: What? 

[del-stars]

we do not make enough of the COMEDY it is that james is a fucking deer. like sirius being a dog and peter being a rat are obv tied to their characters but a deer is SO random. and i do not see it in fics enough. take the padfoot tropes and give them to prongs. students baffled because there was a deer walking around the dungeons? remus walking into the dorm and nearly shitting himself because there’s a deer sitting upright in james’ bed. whenever james is in a sticky situation he just goes deer mode and prances away

[g3othermal3scapism]

Sirius: I don’t like that Crouch kid Regulus is hanging out with all the time…

James: He’s literally the minister’s son it’ll be fine. He can’t be that bad

Meanwhile in some alleyway in Hogsmeade:

Barty: Okay regulus now hold the flame under the spoon like this. Yeah I’m sure this is safe

[not-rab]

James *out of curiosity*: How did all four of you even befriend Regulus?

Evan: I helped fix his wand after I broke it

Barty: I stole his broom and refused to give it back unless he was nice to me

Pandora: I stalked him

Sirius: I'm his only biological brother and there's no refund button

[child-of-icarus]

This except it’s literally just Starchaser

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Kidnapper: we have your girlfriend

Regulus, looking at James : I don't have a girlfriend lmao

Kidnapper: she made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick her up?

Regulus : oh my merlin, you have Pandora!

Kidnapper: I'm going to become a painter