#GLORIOUS FOOD!

[toyastales]

Caramel Cheesecake 🍰

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

getting older can be so amazing? you get more familiar with yourself. learn tips & tricks for troubleshooting your own brain. trial & error helps you build routines that minimize discomfort, maximize reward. your preferences/interests don't get set in stone, but you do find out which ones are going to stay with you in the long-term, and which ones are fun but transient joys to appreciate in the moment.

you learn that the world is so much more complex than you were taught, and that that's okay, and that there's an endless supply of things you can learn or watch or experience or think about if you want to. if you're lucky, you loosen up, stop putting so much pressure on yourself. if you're lucky, you learn to recognize that negative inner voice, and whack it with a baseball bat until it hushes up. if you're lucky, you learn to treat yourself gently, not because you are fragile but because you are worthy of gentleness. (i hope you are lucky.)

and some things will change. some things will get better. some things will get good. and maybe you start to recover from the dehumanizing stress of childhood/education. maybe you learn the power of your own autonomy. maybe you learn how to walk away from bad situations (which is a superpower even if you don't realize it yet). and you get to choose your own clothes. and your own food. and which relationships to pursue! and what you do with your free time. and with your life (but don't worry you get to choose that gradually). and that's crazy! and sometimes scary. and extraordinarily, indescribably precious.

[stormshot-prime]

TRANSFORMERS ONE

Holy shit the trailer is here and I am in love!!!!!!

THEYRE JUST BABIES

[tearsofcalamity]

Irl electrical engineer/hobbyist roboticist here who is also down bad for the cyborg cowboy- The level of intimacy of mechanic!reader fixing his internal wiring is OFF THE CHARTS, like, reader having to gently untangle and toy with his wiring while arranging them properly?? All the testing of the sensors that it would take to make him be able to feel again? Reader might as well have to touch every inch of Boothill to make sure that his body is functioning properly. They would quite literally know him inside and out and that makes me FERAL

omfg we got a verifiable ENGINEER here?? everyone GET DOWN

no but fr thank you for this insight this means the world to me . you dont get it . even like non n/sfw wise thats so. LIKE THE LEVEL OF TRUST HE WOULD HAVE TO HAVE IN YOU TO GET IN THERE AND DO ALL THAT? THE LEVEL OF COMPLEXITY AND THE WAY HE'D HAVE TO BE FULLY VULNERABLE?

back to horny thoughts that also sets me off w boothill being so vulnerable when what we've seen from him so far is like cocky, devil-may-care attitude and probably puts that up as a facade (esp after seeing his lightcone poor guy) but him just lightly shaking and you can HEAR how loud he's whirring when you get inside (ha) and really work through his wiring. imagine he overheats and you're like WTF

the testing. The Testing. listen here. that's what really gets me. I can imagine him getting antsy even when you're just starting with his shoulders or his arms, but you move to his neck... his chest... a little lower and he's asking if you really need to touch his artificial dick just to test it out. it's like no, he could totally check himself, but am I gonna tell him that uhhh NO I'm gonna be all "nope absolutely necessary to check. something could go REAL wrong if it's off" make him fistfuck me until his insides are literally letting off steam. I NEED TO HEAR HIM WHIMPER AND SEE HIM CRY!!! sometimes I imagine him purring (like an engine, but hey, if catboys are your thing that too) cause his neck is mechanical too so...........

oh and I'm totally groping on his metal ass and rubbing all over it. im licking it. idc. I'm working doubletime to make his ass extra sensitive idc! I'm a robotfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[158590]

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

reflected irl

KHBLWLQOFVYIQVIFAIBAFS; YOU KNOW HOW IDIA HAS THOSE MOMENTS IN-GAME WHERE HE'S STUNNED BY HOW NATURALLY PRINCELY SILVER IS 🤡 LIKE IN GLOMASQ AND SILVER'S CEREMONIAL ROBES VIGNETTES??????? ? ?? ??? ? ? ?? ? BUT SILVER IS JUST CONFUSED AND THINKS THE BEST OF IDIA ANYWAY???? ? ? ??? ? ?? ? ????? Well, at the AX panel... when asked "who would you want to be stuck on a deserted island with", Silver's VA said IDIA. Why? HE BASICALLY SAYS IDIA WOULD PROBABLY BE USELESS AND JUST WANT TO STAY IN HIS ROOM 😭 "but desperate times call for desperate measures, so maybe this time Idia would actually do something!" ADSHLADVSOVYQEFQFVBIEFLBADIGHOIYAFSP WHEN EVEN THE VA THINKS SO PURELY ABOUT IDIA......... . .. ...... .... . ...... . Buddy, he is going to pass out from being outside for too long/j

This part was definitely the highlight of the talk show for me excluding maybe the part where the VA said Silver is so cool, so awesome, just like a prince!! 💀 You... keep on being you, Silver and Nobunaga-san... sharing the same single brain cell…

[hazlite]

I just think he's neat

[dimity-lawn]

[aurelion-solar]

Wild Rift Patch 5.2 Emotes

Lissandra, Mordekaiser & Milio

Coven Morgana

Star Nemesis Fiddlesticks

Crystal Rose Kai'Sa & Yuumi

Elderwood Rakan

Garden Party Malphite

Food Spirits Amumu

Glorious Crown Ziggs

[izzi-illustrates]

in times of trouble Senshi DunMeshi comes to me and tells me to eat a balanced dinner.

[pushing500]

It always breaks my heart a little to watch one half of a couple patch the other half up after a fight- in this case, after an attack of manhunting muffaloes.

Poor Vasso probably finds it incredibly taxing to care for his childhood best friend-turned-husband, but it doesn't stop him from doing an excellent job— he even remembered to kiss it better!

I've also decided that, while he's wearing winter gear, I'm going to indulge myself and draw Vasso with his hair out.

Oh, and Blackdragon lost his right leg to the muffaloes, too. No biggie, Euclid had a prosthetic made for him faster than you can say "If I had a dollar for every time one of my colonists has lost a leg in this run..."

Toddler Blackthorn is now Child Blackthorn, and looks just like her mama <3

Speaking of mama... Honestly, Buckeye, you're supposed to be an asexual tree person married to a dragon with reduced fertility!! Stop doing this!!

Also, I have made the executive decision that new saplingchild doesn't count as "the next person to come onto the map" and will not be sacrificing her.

Not to worry, though. We have at last sighted the sacrifice that will earn us our ship!

The Empire is none too pleased with our valiant efforts, but they won't be a problem for long. Soon we'll have our ship, paid for in blood!

Nepos has no idea what's coming for him...

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[articskele]

Going to Walmart with Micolash stimboard, based on this post >:D

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[loptrcoptr]

Tumblr fandom logic these days: if two characters with different sets of genitals hook up, then they’re straight and cis and the ship is hetero and it’s all Bad and Boring and Problematic

My old tired bi ass:

“All that matters is what’s in your pants” is not the great woke take y’all seem to think it is!!!

[lead-acetate]

Obi-Wan: I could fix him

Jango: I could pledge my life to hir

Quinlan:

Quinlan: can we re-wind?? you only met each other 2 days ago!

(a short summary of the Jangobi storyline in young man came from hunting)

[triglycercule]

What do you think the types of drunk would the murder trio be? Im pretty sure ask dusttale already answered this question about dust but i have to ask the mtt expert

see now askdusttale DID answer the question. but they didn't ANSWER the question when asked what dust is like drunk. they just said that dust is the type to drink himself blackout drunk. so that mean i have total freedom on deciding what the mtt are like drunk hehehe (rubs hands together in a villanous way that you would imagine nightmare doing or something idk)

i already have an absolutely hilarious idea for horror and it might just because i'm on the guilt section of his character analysis but i could TOTALLY imagine him being an emotional drunk. like he CRIES. horror sans man known for being incredibly guarded and private with what he feels bawling his eye out. he gets mad he gets sad he does not get happy because horror doesn't have the right to be happy. he is too upset over the fact that he fucking DOOMED all of horrortale because of his selfishness and nothing can stop him from being incredibly vocal about that fact so much so that killer had to tape his mouth shut because he wouldn't stop crying so loud. and then he just silently cries until he passes out from exhaustion. the alcohol has an incredibly strong effect on him because i dont think he would drink regularly plus he definitely hasnt drinken anything in those 7 years of starvation. it hits like a fucking plane crashing into him. or like getting his eye taken out again. either one!

another funny idea i had for killer would be like the alcohol affecting him but he SWEARS that he's still sober. he is very confused when he starts stumbling because wtf he doesnt FEEL drunk??? why is he bumping into walls and tables HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND FUCKING STUPID???? the alcohol is definitely effecting him but he swears he swears he doesn't feel drunk. hes not drunk its just the damn body doing this stupid bullshit!!!! he's still very aware of what's going on and is basically the same as sober but just like. he's wiggly he's wobbly and oh shit he just fell head face first into a tv whoops. he'd also have a high tolerance because just because. he can drink without feeling like shit until he just blacks out mid conversation with someone because his body couldn't take the toll of all the beer or whatever. hilarious idea triglycercule thank you triglycercule i know

dust in the context that we already know that he drinks AND he can fight against the human while like partially drunk.... i feel it would be kinda like a giggly drunk situation. except dust doesn't laugh at anything that's funny he only laughs when someone gets hurt or something. SADISTIC giggly drunk. because i can already imagine a half drunk dust laughing his ass off after killing the human and its a beautiful sight to me.

anyways imagine how it goes when you pair this sadistic giggly drunk with another that wont stop going through the 5 stages of grief and another that keeps on fucking falling over for no reason in his eyes. dream blunt rotation but the blunt is a bottle of vodka. i can already imagine it in my head and its fucking HILARIOUS. horror going on about how he caused the deaths of others and manipulated and tricked papyrus while killer is just trying his best to keep his eyes open because for some reason they won't stop trying to close. he is surprisingly getting frustated. dust has long since lost his voice laughing at this and he's just silent wheezing at everything. also phantom papyrus is only making the laughter worse because he keeps on making rude comments towards horror and killer and only he can hear him and its guffaw inducing. mtt amazing friend group you dont get shit like this anywhere else

[dimity-lawn]

I’m certain that although Crowley would sooner be discorporated than admit to any of this, I think he’d be a bigger fan of Night Watch than Aziraphale.

Every year that Aziraphale remembers the significance of the 25th of May and brings it up or wears the lilac, Crowley would either pretend not to notice, or would tease Aziraphale about it, but he’s a demon. He lies.

And unlike Aziraphale, who doesn’t often bother to keep track of when he is, and probably still has a 19th century calendar somewhere in the bookshop that he would have forgotten about had Crowley not made fun of it, Crowley never forgets. Not really. Sure, he’ll forget, but only in the same way Vimes does: “The scent rolled over him. He looked up. Overhead, a lilac tree was in bloom. He stared. D-mn! D-mn! D-mn! Every year he forgot. Well, no. He never forgot. He just put the memories away, like old silverware that you didn't want to tarnish. And every year they came back, sharp and sparkling, and stabbed him in the heart.”

Any sad-looking lilac that Crowley passes suddenly becomes prize-worthy. Some of his non-flowering plants produce lilac blossoms. Any restaurant that he and Aziraphale dine at find that all of the eggs are suddenly either hard boiled or runny, and that all of the bread has turned into soldier-shaped toast. And every year, he stays up all night and watches the world turn towards morning.