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From the series The 53 Stations of the Tokaido Road by Utagawa Hiroshige (1833-34)

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let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

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what is your daylist title on spotify today?

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i am so pretty and then i take a picture and it’s not the same but i believe my eyes because technology is evil

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is this your first time getting prepositioned online?

no people say all kinds of prepositions at me online

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hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone

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I think the biggest "he would not fucking say that" I've ever experienced was when I read a terror modern au fic where the characters were doing land acknowledgements

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I think even funnier than Anakin being a Big War Hero is if he was like. The Temple’s resident tech guy. Cal or Kanan find out who Darth Vader is and they’re like ‘the guy who reset my password???’

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if you’ve ever kept any kind of bug as a pet (i used to raise madagascar hissing cockroaches, myself), then it is pretty obvious that they have feelings and are capable of great individuality and even personality among members of their own species. there is a tendency to not be willing to admit this, which i think comes from a place of convenience moreso than of ignorance. it’s not that people don’t know bugs are little animals, it’s that thinking of them that way makes life a bit more complicated. still, it’s not like i’m going to give up fly paper…

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Anyways my ultimate vision for Varric has always been "super morally bankrupt guy who also just happens to keep doing objectively morally good things not because he's a good person or has good intentions but because if he loves someone he will do basically anything they ask of him because fortunately most of the people he loves actually are good people". Does that make sense.

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so funny in dragon age inquisition where everyone was like "hoooly fuck. can solas shut up. can he stop talking about spirits and the fade for 5 fucking secondsss." is like if you had a coworker who texted you nonstop like "broooo I love surfing i love the sea 💦🏝⛵🌊 haha water and shit yo. man let's hit some waves let's cowabunga let's swim with the fishiessss haha hmu" and then you find out he's poseidon

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can i come over and do this

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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

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how the world feels when you listen to a song for the first time and immediately know you'll love it forever

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The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

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To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out Nov 7th and is available to pre-order here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky