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It's not what I expected by ææŻéżćœȘć»
#china#douyin#video#funny#share your stories if you ever learn a second language and then talk to native speakers#language#linguistics
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General Post; Lost in Translation: Embracing the Comedy of Learning Portuguese
Years ago, I shared with my dad my eagerness to learn Portuguese, and during our trip to Lisbon, he gifted me a book. Itâs a bit bittersweet that I canât update him on finally cracking open that book after it spent far too long gathering dust. But letâs not make this a sad post, because I know my dad would beam with pride knowing Iâve embarked on this language-learning journey. Iâve decided toâŠ
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#Bilingual Laughs#Bilingual Life#Cross-Cultural Communication#Cultural Exchange#european portuguese#Funny Language Stories#general post#Humorous Learning#Language Barriers#language learning#Language Mistakes#Language Progress#Learning Diaries#Learning Humor#Linguistic Journey#Misadventures in Language#Multilingual Adventures#portugal#Portuguese Comedy#Portuguese Culture#Portuguese Language#Portuguese Lessons#Portuguese Mistakes
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When I graduated high school my folks decided to go on a family trip to Europe. I was extremely surly about this as I had an undiagnosed UTI but I was extremely excited to speak German with native speakers, convinced I would be an asset to my family across our travels.
Tragically, it was immediately apparent that three years of public school German meant I could communicate at the level of a first grader.
I was nonetheless elated when a child approached me at the train station to ask âHaben sie ein Kuli?â âDo you have a pen?â I was able to say, âNein, aber ich habe ein Bleistift!â âNo, but I have a pencil!â The kid seemed confused by my triumphant tone but borrowed my pencil anyway.
But my absolute greatest victory in vocabulary came during an airline check. They had me go through a metal detector, and they assumed my belt had set it off. I knew my belt was non reactive metal but! My favorite jeans had lost their zipper and I had them safety pinned shut.
The man approached me with a metal detector and seemed puzzled my belt wasnât reading. I remembered the safety pin in the front of my jeans and I happened to know the word so I joyously announced, âIch habe ein Sicherheitsnadel!â âI have a safety pin!â
As if to an infant, the man said slowly, âNein, das ist sein GĂŒrtel.â âNo, that is your belt.â
I waved at my crotch and insisted, âNein, in mein Hose ich habe ein Sicherheitsnadel!â âNo, in my pants I have a safety pin!â
I couldnât remember the name for zipper but luckily he caught the shine of the metal where a zipper should be and finally realized why this crazy American teenager was gesturing to her crotch. He scanned his machine over the offending pin which pinged and he cleared me to go.
I marched off to board the plane in a glow of pride that I had gotten to use an obscure word and the poor man got to return to his day.
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anyone interested in talking about the iconic 2000's middle-grade-bordering-on-ya book series gallagher girls??
#okay incoming rant about this series#i read the first book when i was 10 or 11 and i was absolutely obssessed with it. i read it so many times i had the entire story memorized#the issue was that i could not find the rest of the series anywhere. it was either sold out or out of stock#and then i found out that only the first 3 books had been translated into my first language so at that point i kinda gave up on them#anyway#flashforward to a couple of weeks ago#i was re organizing my bookshelf and on the back i found LYKY (is this how y'all are abreviating it??)#and remembred how much i loved it#and since i'm now fluent in english and was stuck at home recovering from a surgery i decided to download the entire series and read it#to find out what the fuck happened afterwards#long story short i read all six books in 4 or 5 days#and i haven't stopped thinking about them since#it's actually so funny how little information we have in the first book#i went all of these years thinking it was mostly a silly series about a boarding school for spies when actually SO MUCH happens afterwards#i can't believe i went all of these years unaware of zach goode's existence#truly character of all time#but also i can't stop thinking about how interesting it would have been if zach had come to hate the circle and his mom during the series#rather than before#make it a true enemies to lovers#and have us witness that portion of his character developement in real time instead of being told about it#like him slowly realizing through cammie and his time at gallagher that maybe what they were doing is wrong#i think it would have been very interesting to read#although let's be real it took me until halfway through book four to trust him and he was fully one of the good guys so..#but yeah i have a lot more to say but these tags are long enough#gallagher girls#okay i just want to add another funny anecdote about my experience with this series#my copy of LYKY has an age warning in the back recomending that readers should be above 13 yo to read it#and i distinctly remember finishing it and thinking the warning was kind of dumb bcs besides a few mentions of death and other heavier topi#nothing really happened#and now i realize it was a warning for the rest of the series not just the first book because jesus fucking chirst everything after
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something that I think the âhave fun and be yourselfâ discourse tends to miss is that itâs all very well saying do whatever you want and donât worry about what people think because the people who judge you arenât worth your time, but sometimes you choose to act normal because you have a task to do or youâre in a conversation that you care about, and having to stop in the middle for your interlocutor to say bewilderedly âbut why did you do that in such a quirky wayâ would be wasting time and getting off topic. choosing to act normal to avoid that is not being inauthentic out of unhealthy fear of censure. itâs just prudence.
#spoken like someone who didnât get made fun of by my parents as a child? yeah guilty. I have anxiety but I donât think people hate me#but babesâŠ.I love being normal. I love slipping in and out of situations without leaving any ripples.#itâs like being a spy.#and honestly itâs a way of showing respect to peopleârecognizing that their time and understanding is as important as your self-expression.#thereâs a time and a place for being weird and funny and remarkable#there is also a time and a place for politely following the script#or using clear ordinary language#do you need to feel guilty if this is a skill you have been unable to develop? no of course not.#but it IS a skill and a healthy society (and healthy families) would encourage young people to develop it#the one-sided emphasis on being yourself has utterly failed to keep people from feeling anxious#it has to be balanced by a confidence that you know how to handle yourself in situations!#in which cate tells stories
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my comic made for my hubby for our anniversary â it's a series of scenes from our married life â how it looks like in our flat you can see here đ
#love comics#comic art#couple illustration#couple comic#original comic#short comic#comics#couple goals#in love#love life#love language#i love him#lovers#husband appreciation#my husband#web comic#love illustration#love meme#funny love#funny comic#sweet comic#comics on tumblr#love story#feelings#relationships#love
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JIARA WEEK [3/7] -> day three, underrated
expressing love
«i know your whole life, you freak when people get close. and i get it, i don't blame you»
«you're right, i flipped. you know how i'd be»
#jiaraweek2023#jiara#jj x kie#jj x kiara#jiaraedit#jiarasource#obx#obxedit#obxhub#outer banks#i know it's not very fitting for the theme but i have funny a story#that was last minute originally i wanted to do a kie touches jj to ground him gifset but i got too carried away by the love languages theme#doing only physical touch wasn't enough for me so i decided to do all five love languages and get a great two hour sleep during work week#staying almost the whole night to finish this set is very adult thing to do believe me#oh and the last gif is kind of speculation about jj's ring#for me it's canon that this is his mother's wedding ring and he's going to propose with it so what?#mariestuff#queued
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One HSR Character a Day Day 9: Boothill
#honkai star rail#boothill#hsr edits#revsdailyhsr#as someone who regularly uses color language i fucking love that this man canonically cant swear because it is so damn funny to me.#i havent reached that far into the 2.2 story as of posting this but his interactions with dan heng so far are entertaining. ill definitely#try to pull for him once his banner comes around but who knows how successful ill be. so lucky art of his lc was released though so#i could finish this properly. hopefully i got his voice line right too. i dunno.. but very eager to learn about him for sure!
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mini-fic 3! Cere POV. linguist!Cal, Mantis Crew as Family, Merrin & Cal bonding 1.2k words
âThis one?â
Cal squints at it for half a second, says âyes,â then looks back down.
âWhat about this one?â
âYes.â
âYou didnât even look!â
âGreez, thatâs the third time youâve shown me that one.â
âNo, it â oh, wait, haha, yeah it is. Okay. Let me seeâŠ.â
Cere watches in fond amusement as Greez goes back to the shelves. Merrin comes over with a tome from deeper within the city library and angles it in a way Cal can look at it without straining his neck. His expression brightens and he takes it, running his fingers over the edges and corners.
Thereâs a slight twist in the Force that Cereâs beginning to learn means he found an echo. She has to focus pretty hard to feel it so she only pays it enough attention to be sure Calâs not about to fall into anything nasty â not that she can do anything about it if he does, but she likes to be prepared â and tunes back into the softly murmured conversation between Merrin and Cal.
The Nightsister looks absolutely delighted at having found something in a language Cal doesnât recognize, all quiet pride and subtle preening. Cere hides a smile behind her hand. Adorable. Cal flips the tome open and the two of them duck heads, Cal underlining a few words with his finger and saying something that Merrin repeats. He shakes his head and says it again. Her face twists in thought as she sounds it out before giving it voice and he nods rapidly, grinning. She smiles back, one of those small soft ones that pops up whenever itâs just her and Cal.
Cere is just about to go back to her own readings when Greez arrives, BD-1 whirling on his shoulder, a book held over his head in triumph.
âHa! Try this on for size!â
Cal takes the book carefully. âI know this one,â he tells Greez, who groans in disappointment. âBut, oh wow.â He flips through a few pages, lips moving as he reads the text silently to himself. âI canât believe they have a book written in pre-Reformation Gwyrddâtafodi. Do you know how rare that is? When they switched over, they deliberately destroyed all they could! An archivist hid this away for a hundred years in order to get it safely off the planet. It kept getting passed down the family line until one of them got passage on a ship.â
Greez crosses one set of arms, his free hands on his hips. He watches Cal fondly as the young Jediâs excitement grows with every page flip. âYou know, I wouldâve never pegged you as such a gigantic nerd.â
âJedi were scholars and peacekeepers before they were soldiers,â Cere says quietly. A hush falls on the group. Cal ducks down, shoulders hunching, eyes kept resolutely on the page though itâs obvious heâs not reading a single word. She smiles and adds lightly, âWeâre all nerds.â
Cal laughs first, tinged with grief and legitimate delight. He tucks the book Greez brought under the one Merrin showed him, which makes Merrin throw Greez a smirk and for the latero to throw his crossed arms up in the air in a huff. Cere rolls her eyes fondly and catches Calâs gaze. He grins, unrepentant, enjoying whatever contest is going on between their friends. It gets Cal more books without him getting up, so heâs not going to stop them.
Greezâs frustration is amusing to watch, especially when he snatches BD from scanning the book Cal has open so he can co-opt the droidâs database to help find a language Cal doesnât know. Itâs not helping. BD-1âs database might be filled with years and years of history and culture but knowing the intimate details of a language instead of just a simple dictionary is completely different.
Merrin listens to Cal read out loud for a few minutes, humming at all the right moments, but obviously thinking hard about something. Cere gives up on reading her book and focuses on the two of them, curious as to whatâs going to happen next.
âHow many languages do you know?â
Calâs teeth click he stops talking so fast. âI donât know,â he admits with a shrug. âSometimes I donât even realize I know a language until I see or hear it again. Sometimes not even then! It doesnât always register it as a different language. Itâs justâŠwords I understand.â
She tilts her head, expression intense. âCould you learn Dathomiri?â
He grins and quips something in the smokey, gritty sounding language of Dathomir. Merrinâs eyes widen, and then, suddenly, they glimmer with a wetness both Cere and Cal pretend they donât see.
Knuckles pressed to her lips, she breathes a very quiet, âoh,â before clearing her throat and adding roughly, âYour accent is terrible.â
âIs it though?â Cal asks smugly.
Merrin scowls. âI will teach you moreâŠif you want to learn.â
Calâs expression softens. âI would love to. Thank you for sharing it with me.â He adds something in Dathomiri at the end that has Merrin abruptly turning back to their shared book, expression pained and grieving.
Cere nudges the Nightsister with a tendril of the Force and gets a small smile in response. They donât share the same bond as Jedi do, but theirs is enough for Cere to believe her. She settles back in her chair, musing on what her life has become, sharing a bond with a Nightsister, before she shrugs it off and fully intends on finally going back to her reading with Merrin and Calâs back-and-forth as a background noise.
Except Greez comes back again, the book he carries is much thinner than any of the ones stacked around Cal like a barrier. BD-1 clicks excitedly and Greez is grinning smugly as he waves the book in the air.
âDid you know this place has an unknown language section? Guess who found it!â he all but brags. Merrin frowns, nose wrinkling while Cal laughs brightly and holds out a hand for the book.
Greez slaps it in his hand, earning a scandalized look from one of the librarians. Merrin and Cere laugh as he hunches down with quick apologies. Cal inspects the book carefully. If there are any echoes, theyâre soft and quick. He grins.
âCongratulations, Greez, I donât know this one.â
The latero cheers silently, all four arms thrown up in victory.
Merrin rolls her eyes. âYou still lost. I found one first.â
Cal hums. âBest two out of three? This place is open for another five hours.â
The two of them exchange looks for a full second before Merrin jumps out of her chair and rushes into the depths of the library. Greez yelps and follows her as fast as he can without running. Cere hides her face, as though that will keep people from realizing theyâre with her. Cal laughs, covering his mouth with his book. His eyes peek over, glittering in mirth. He pulls the book away, and holds it to his cheek, leaning in like he has a secret. Cere canât help but lean in to hear it.
âI already know the language,â he admits.
Cere blinks at him then laughs loudly â nearly getting them kicked out of the library.
#cal kestis#cere junda#nightsister merrin#greez dritus#sw jfo#jfo fic#mantis crew#my writing#there's an alt version of this that's more bittersweet and 200 words more#it brings in the Order of the Dai Bendu and the Dai Bendu language#I just couldn't decide which version I liked more and went with the funny one instead#if anyone wants me to post the other version lemme know#that's if someone reads this far into the tags lol#i need to figure out how to get these onto ao3#i don't want individual stories but i haven't posted a drabble/ficlet fic in a long long time#and even then the last one i did were full 5k+ oneshot chapters#oh well#imma stop talking now
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MILDLY HUMOROUS ANECDOTE
Since I've gotten used to using some basic ASL around my close family, a few moments remind me that not everyone does this and it can cause confusion, lol.
For example, I was on a road trip recently with my parent, her newest partner, and my sibling. All of us are Hearing. At various points throughout the trip, I was asked some questions. It was pretty random stuff, like "Are you fine with having Hibachi for dinner?" and similar things. I would usually sign "yes" while making some humming sound from my throat (I might be explaining it wrong, but a lot of people transcribe the sound as "mhm." If you know the term for this, please let me know in the reply section.) and nodding. In recent months, I have done that regularly around my parent and sibling, sometimes just because it felt more natural/ easier than speaking when I was overstimulated or multitasking. Since we had long car rides on this trip and I was blasting music into my headphones, this was the habit I fell back on.
I asked my parent's partner (who says they want to learn ASL but hasn't started yet) if they knew the signs for "yes" and "no" on the last night of the trip. I just realized that I never really asked if they knew what I was saying or if they just were guessing my answer by the nodding and sounds.
They actually admitted that they didn't know I was using ASL and assumed I was shaking my fist at them. They said they thought I just really hated Hibachi, lol. I'm really glad I clarified.
Anyway, just thought I'd share since I found the situation mildly humorous and because American Sign Language has quickly become one of my favorite languages.
May Adonai/ Jesus bless you on your learning journey. đ€đ
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Ordering burgers in paris!đ«đ·đ
#video#tiktok#tiktoks#comedy#story time#funny#lmao#wtf#france#french#language#languages#mcdonalds#restaurant#restaurants#matteolane
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I, like I suspect many of the tumblr populace, ran into the issue in my youth of reading a lot of words I never heard spoken. My vocabulary has always been above average but my implementation is often flawed.
Like the day I told my dad I was the epitome of something and he laughed in my face. It wasnât my fault that I didnât correctly intuit the emphasis. (Mine was Ep-i-TOME vs Ep-i-to-ME).
My dad didnât apologize for his rudeness but after my initial disgruntlement I just learned to roll with it. Iâd get corrected and laugh it off. Some words were more frustrating though because it necessitated having to rework the word in my brain every time I read it. Like a few years ago when I learned Iâd had âseneschalâ wrong for decades. (I canât explain why I thought it was sen-shull and not sen-es-shawl)
I learned that I had harbinger wrong during a Transformers movie without needing to embarrass myself. Thanks, Shia Lebouf. (Har-bing-er (wrong) made way more sense than har-binge-er (right) but no one asked me)
At this point in my life though Iâve managed to work out most of the kinks. I donât often get corrected anymore.
But thereâs one other snag that crops up between me and my beloved. Iâll confidently say a word and theyâll go, âThatâs not how thatâs pronounced.â
âYes it is,â Iâll say, very firmly. Because in these cases Iâll generally have heard with my ears and repeated a word verbatim. Iâll know I heard it, so it canât be wrong.
And pretty much every time Iâll be saying the British pronunciation instead of the American one. Iâve consumed enough British media that often itâs the only time I heard certain words said and I never realized American English handles it differently.
In some cases Iâll switch to the accepted American one. But they can pry machismo out of my cold dead hands, the American version is so stupid I canât even handle it. I now recognize we stole the Spanish word but we made it worse.
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a few weeks ago I was practicing ASL with my teacher, and I learned the sign for cold/winter. I didn't think much of it, but later I was happy stimming and WAIT-
my happy stim is the sign for cold. I will never be able to unthink this.
plus, its a fairly common stim. Does my teacher think "cold" or "winter" when she sees me??? Am i perpetually freezing in her mind??
#asl#american sign language#sign language#random thoughts#text post#storytime#anecdote#shitpost#i dont actually think she thinks im cold#shes a sensible lady#but by god must she be tired of me signing winter#cold#funny story#read âstorytimeâ in a thomas sanders voice#the real ones get it#stimming#stimmy#stims#nuerodivergent
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Colorpalet writing 25ji's main story : It's really difficult to handle the sensitive topics without making it too triggering/blatant for younger readers. We should avoid mentioning suicide directly.
WxS events :
#pjsk#project sekai#wxs#wonderlandxshowtime#tw suicide#tw sui implied#i was literally skimming through events and like#i'm fucking losing my mind how is this a fucking regular occurance#NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE LAST TWO EVENTS BACK TO BACK HAVE A MAIN CHARACTER IN A PLAY PLAYED BY BAKUNO WHO CONTEMPLATE DROWNING THEMSLEVES#now this isn't me throwing jabs at 25ji or whatever but i find it so funny they censor themselves with the implication of suicide by using#the language of âdisappearingâ and then WxS comes in and is like âlol how about we tackle on the subject of suicide directly with no#censoring just out of nowhere wouldn't it be funny"#also just saying the pheonix from the rio play also has an honorary place on that list but it's not direct enough for me to put it on there#colorpalet triggering my hyperfixation by throwing wild ass shit in wxs's story and i have to just sit there and vibrate at high frequencie#rui kamishiro#emu otori#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi
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Me as a teenager, studying Latin: "I must translate these verses of The Aeneid and commit them to memory forever."
37 year old me: "Fuck, this ancient graffiti reads like yelp reviews for wine and buttholes."
#classics#linguistics#linguist humor#former catholic school girl things#peb's shitposting#latin shitposting#several years of an angry nun yelling conjugations at me#latin language#nerd shit#things I excelled at while failing miserably to get laid#yes yes i'm very funny#y'all I've got some STORIES
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Hi Stars! I've been thinking some more about media with deep platonic relationships, and I'd like to recommend Victoria Goddard's Nine Worlds fantasy universe. She has several interconnected series set in different parts of the same world, most of which have a lot of "love as in significance" going on.
In particular, The Hands of the Emperor and its sequel, At the Feet of the Sun, focus on the deepening friendship between the Emperor and his personal secretary (later Lord Chancellor), Cliopher. The sequel makes it explicitly clear that Cliopher is ace and the relationship he dreams of having with the Emperor is a queerplatonic one. Both books are enormous doorstops, but I love their leisurely, character-focused pace and overall tone of compassion and hopefulness.
Ooh, thank you so much! I can enjoy a good doorstopper if it's well paced, and this sounds really cool. I went to go look up a summary on the author's website:
An impulsive word can start a war. A timely word can stop one. A simple act of friendship can change the course of history. Cliopher Mdang is the personal secretary of the Last Emperor of Astandalas, the Lord of Rising Stars, the Lord Magus of Zunidh, the Sun-on-Earth, the god. He has spent more time with the Emperor of Astandalas than any other person. He has never once touched his lord. He has never called him by name. He has never initiated a conversation. One day Cliopher invites the Sun-on-Earth home to the proverbially remote Vangavaye-ve for a holiday. The mere invitation could have seen Cliopher executed for blasphemy. The acceptance upends the world.
I can already feel the platonic pining, oh my goodness. That kind of imbalance, wanting to be close to someone who's revered as a ruler and a god, being devoted to them as both but also caring about them as a person--it's so juicy. I imagine this is why some people love bodyguard romances and similar plots, but knowing that the desited end state of this pining is queerplatonic makes it so much more exciting to me.
I read the sample on the website too, which is sizable and took me all the way up to the invitation. I'm intrigued by the worldbuilding, I love that the protagonist is a bureaucrat whose life's work is trying to help people and shift political systems to be better for the citizens, I love all the complicated emotions of his trip back home and trying to reconcile his two lives. I can already feel that compassionate, hopeful, contemplative tone to the writing, and I can already tell that this is a story that treats friendship with weight.
I mean, look at this:
He thought of his lord, pacing in his study, bearing the weight of the world on his shoulders. Thought of how well they worked together, the enmeshing of respect and knowledge and good humour and experience. Thought of leaving his lord to the court. Thought of leaving his friends in Solaara-Conju and Ser Rhodin and Commander Omo-how none of them had families, had lost them in the Fall. Thought of leaving his work undone. All those projects slowly, delicately, unobtrusively transforming the government according to his vision of what the world could be. Thought of his lord, never failing to do his duty. Thought of his lord, with no one to joke with him. Thought of losing thatâhe could not call it friendship, could he? That implied a kind of equality, and there was no equality possible between the Sun-on-Earth and anyone else. But call it a relationship, that was permissible. He suppressed the wish that he dared call his Radiancy his friend.
And this:
"You saw this beautiful place, and you thought I would like it, and that I might enjoy aâa vacation after finishing up my present project, so you rented it for a month in my name, am I correct?" Cliopher swallowed. But his Radiancy said I, not we. He held to that. "I did not presume so far, my lord. It is in my name." His Radiancy continued to frown silently for several moments longer. And then he said: "Thank you, Cliopher." When Cliopher glanced up in surprise, for his Radiancy's tone had changed utterly, he saw that his Radiancy was smiling and there was even, oh just perhaps, the suspicion of moisture in his Radiancy's eyes, and Cliopher sank back to the ground in sheer relief and wonder and also a kind of pain, for he had seen that kind of surprised pleasure before in the faces of people receiving entirely unexpected but welcome gifts. And it occurred to him, somewhat later, after they had settled into their usual work, that if he, who was the chief member of his Radiancy's household, had never before dared offer a gift to his Radiancy beyond the tithes and service expected of him, then apart from his Radiancy's sister, who barely wrote and even more rarely came to court, there was no one else to do so.
I think I am going to LOVE this book. I've requested it from my library, and I can't wait for it to get here. Thank you so much for the rec!!
#stars answers#book recs#tbr#love as in significance#i NEED this to hold up to the promise of the first few chapters because the first few chapters are SO GOOD#you've nailed EXACTLY the kind of relationship vibes i was looking for#not to mention the vibes of a story that's as full of quiet unassuming kindness as this seems to be#no idea what kind of plot that starts with the inciting incident of 'wanna take a vacation' takes up 800 pages#but i am trusting that it will be a compelling one whether it stays quiet and relationship-focused or turns into something more dramatic#it makes me so happy to know this an explicitly queerplatonic story :)#long post#also the 'to call it a relationship was permissable' was a little funny in contrast to murderbot's 'it's not a RELATIONSHIP'#made me laugh at the difference in language
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