#Fuck all the morals

[lovebird965]

You inferior worms who care about morals and ethics!

I have massacred billions of people around the world in my head hundreds of billions of times, and I have also massacred billions of humans hundreds of times in the game!

And I'm slaughtering a lot of humans in my novels and enjoying it!

If you want punish me, try it, you worms!

[artist-rat]

my sister finished her first bg3 run, here's evil gang reunion photo <333 (withers invented polaroid for the occasion idc)

[qoldenskies]

i think its so funny when people take the way donnie acts at face value even though its a horrible lie because he's a horrible liar, while understanding leo is bullshitting very well despite him actually being GOOD at bullshitting. many such cases

[parasiticstars]

Friendly reminder that sexualizing/blorbofying Luigi Mangione and your support for him being a quirky little trending meme is exactly why 1. he's been almost forgotten about when any other time his actions would've had far more rippling consequences, 2. why nothing will ever get done in this fucking ass country, much less the positive-- if violent-- change we need, and 3. goes to show the sheer imbecility of the "lol be gay do crimes" demographic.

Where was your support for Briana Boston, who was falsely arrested just for quoting him? Oh, right, she's not a conventionally attractive white man for you to turn into your next Tumblr sexyman.

[keferon]

I don’t know if I got their designs quite right. It’s my first time drawing them :)

Monster hunter au lambo twins ehehe

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

[bedforddanes75]

im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Something something Merlin is Arthur's bane.

[bixels]

tarpit site.

[zevranunderstander]

i dont think i will ever be over dragon age 2. like. bioware made an epic fantasy story about a chosen one having to save a country and stop the apocalypse and then they made the second installment of the series be about the sociopolitical climate in ONE city through the lens of a family of refugees fleeing from the war of the first game and just. made it about political tensions and class dynamics and the influences of living in a church-mandated state and the growing tension over an occupied piece of the city and political killings and interpersonal conflict and power and its story is ENTIRELY character-driven. it has easily the most iconic set of companion characters. the premise of living through a story told over the course of ten years and knowing from the start that something really bad will happen in the end was so fresh and exciting. the fact that the acts really built on top of each other andhow much the city changed over time. and the game was so mature in terms of the topic of fighting against oppression in so many ways (im usually generous and say that the short development time left some things a bit wanting), and as much as some people say that the game treats mages and templars as being equally bad, i don't think that that is actually true about the game and it very earnestly tries to grapple with some pretty complex political dynamics.

and then the game completely flopped financially and was almost universally hated for its queer themes and its sympathy for "terrorism" and a lot of the things that stemmed from basically having no production time at all and then the studio just made another epic fantasy story about a chosen one that has to save the world from the apocalypse

[violent138]

Ra's definitely one of those father-in-laws devastated to realize that Bruce's breakup with his daughter also meant no more sports nights or fishing weekends for them.

[lovebird965]

I've committed genocide in games and in my novels! Hurray!!!!!

I've committed genocide in games and in my novels!

In game and my head, my novels, I have committed genocide thousands of times, targeting all humans around the world!

In the game, in my head, and in my novels, I have repeated the action thousands of times, exterminating humanity itself by genocide all humanity around the world!

I have committed genocide many, many times just for my own fun and happiness!

I have the most fun causing indiscriminate genocide in my head, in my novels, and in games!

I ENJOYED COMMITTED GENOCIDE AND EXTERMINATE!

LONG LIVE GENOCIDE!!!

GENOCIDE HURRAY!!!!

If YOU'RE GOING TO PUNISH ME, TRY IT!!! INFERIOR WORMS!!!

[callie-rex]

consider

[wisteriasymphony]

every time a tumblr post mlb rewrite mentions the fact that they're taking out marinette's 'obsessive stalker' characteristics an angel gets run over by a steamroller and fucking dies

[superbatsbison]

Having unhinged thoughts about a foursome between Bruce, male Reader, and the older version of themselves. Dilf Bruce fucking younger (current) Reader while current Bruce fucks the older version.

Older Bruce is hopelessly endeared to see you this way again. He looks at you and sees the face he fell in love with in the first place. You're so soft and wide-eyed. He takes delight in putting you through the mattress and making you shake. He's had twenty-something years to learn your body after all. He's just giving you a taste of what's to come. Meanwhile you're trying not to cum just from the sight of Bruce with salt and pepper hair and a full beard. His muscles are now covered in a slight layer of pudge that just makes him larger and more imposing. You really think he could break you in half if he wanted.

Pan to current Bruce being ridden into the mattress by your future self. Normally, Bruce is in control (as we can see with the other two). But seeing him in his twenties again just makes you go feral. Over the years, Bruce has matured so much. He's become a father, a founder and leader of the JL, and still handles business as the ceo of Wayne Enterprises. Not to mention his regular batman responsibilities on top of it all. All of this has culminated into a protective and grizzled man. Seeing him so young and energetic and unaware of what the future holds makes you want to coo and take care of him. Him losing the ability to speak while you slam down on him is also a plus.

[superbat-lmao]

A “buddy” vigilante story where Jason and Tim go back in time during Dick’s time as Robin, when the Worlds Greatest Detective was still young.

Basically, they significantly change the past and in the most annoying way possible. Tim knows that no one will know it was them and has been pretty morally flexible about the whole thing. They go down the list of rogues, down the list of siblings, bickering about it the whole time.

Jason kills the Joker, Tim rescues Cass, and both of them try and get one over on the other about their past selves.

Because Tim tries to talk baby Jason into stealing the Bat’s tires early while Jason’s out murdering Zucco, and Jason’s out snatching Tiny Tim and his camera from rooftops trying to leave him gift wrapped in the batcave while Tim’s out stealing info from Luthor.

It’s one giant clusterfuck but they’re successful because Tim and Jason combined are absolutely lethal and no one ever saw them coming.

Meanwhile, they keep running into Robin and absolutely losing it over seeing their oldest brother so young and angry.

Dick tries to track them down after they killed Zucco, he wants to ask why. What the hell they could possibly be doing or why that would matter to them.

Tim pushes Jason off a roof.Jason lights Tim’s ancient computer on fire. Tim tears a book in half. Jason takes pictures of Tiny Tim and sets them as his wallpaper. It’s a comedy, your honor.

And probably the worst headache Batman will ever get.