#that man is so fucking hot with a beard
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Having unhinged thoughts about a foursome between Bruce, male Reader, and the older version of themselves. Dilf Bruce fucking younger (current) Reader while current Bruce fucks the older version.
Older Bruce is hopelessly endeared to see you this way again. He looks at you and sees the face he fell in love with in the first place. You're so soft and wide-eyed. He takes delight in putting you through the mattress and making you shake. He's had twenty-something years to learn your body after all. He's just giving you a taste of what's to come. Meanwhile you're trying not to cum just from the sight of Bruce with salt and pepper hair and a full beard. His muscles are now covered in a slight layer of pudge that just makes him larger and more imposing. You really think he could break you in half if he wanted.
Pan to current Bruce being ridden into the mattress by your future self. Normally, Bruce is in control (as we can see with the other two). But seeing him in his twenties again just makes you go feral. Over the years, Bruce has matured so much. He's become a father, a founder and leader of the JL, and still handles business as the ceo of Wayne Enterprises. Not to mention his regular batman responsibilities on top of it all. All of this has culminated into a protective and grizzled man. Seeing him so young and energetic and unaware of what the future holds makes you want to coo and take care of him. Him losing the ability to speak while you slam down on him is also a plus.
#leaning over and kissing your respective partners#watching them fuck a different version of you#its so good#current couple is like 27#aged couple is like 47-50#voyeurism and exhibitionism all in one#the moral conundrum of fucking another version of your partner#smut#bruce wayne#batman#batman x male reader#bruce wayne x male reader#male reader#bruce wayne smut#batman smut#fully imagining current christian bale as dilf bruce btw#that man is so fucking hot with a beard#i want his old ass so BAD
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This photo of Vincent Price was taken by his wife, Mary in 1970. It's her favorite photo of him and she kept it until her death in 2002. I have to admit, she's got good taste.
#vincent price#photo edit by me#beard#bearded man#bearded hunk#fuck#photo#photo by mary grant price#shes the luckiest woman ever period#i desire him carnally#so sexy#so beautiful#bicon#bisexual#unf#hnng#so hot#I NEED HIM#horror#old horror movies#classic horror#horror classics#vintage#movie#actor#handsome
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ANDREW GARFIELD
at the Madison Square Garden for Knicks vs Pacers Game 5 🕸️🏀
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#andrew garfield#he showed up#the beard is back#he's so fucking beautiful#aaaaaaahhhhhh#why is he so cute and so hot at the same time#my babey#he's so boyfriend#boyfriend material#his hair and cap is just#he looks tired#events#basketball#indiana pacers#new york knicks#knicks vs pacers#apperance#madison square garden#spider man#peter parker#spidey#bug boy#sincericida
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#leather#leather man#men in play#elegant#gentleman#menatplay#suit#suitmen#clothes tf#clothing tf#hot 🥵#bearded hunk#so fucking hot#hector de silva#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#sport bike#spiderman#suitandtie#singer#leather jacket#black leather biker jacket#black leather#leather trousers#leather biker#leather tf#leather uniform#leathers transformation
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😘😘😘
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i can’t believe just how little people wanna fuck john
#besties are we seeing the same man???? yeah he’s a little greasy and he’s kind of an asshole but he’s so babygirl??????#y’all telling me you don’t ever think about pegging him???? come on now#stop lying to yourselves!!!!!!!! john marston is hot!!!!!! especially epilogue john with the beard!!!!!!#he would be SUCH a brat until you fuck him into submission <3333
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give me a man with a STOMACH. give me a man i can GRIP wtf
#ross macdonald come to me#pspspspspsps pretty boy pspspspspssssss roossssssss...#mmmmmmmfffggghhhhh...#like...where is Stomc....... wher....#ugh...mmmmmmm#its just sooooo sexy#omg that one pic of him w his shirt lifted and hes literally got a full hourglass Please hold#FUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK#ross macdonald i need you so bad#im reverting back to my ross girlie roots here#like. i started here and ill fucking die here#ross Please#the beard........... oh my god...........#and the hair on his stomach OH MY GOD i need to fuck that man#and mads mikkellllssssseeeeennnnnnnnnn#fjejkdkfjjskd#oh my god and the pictures of george w matty and the twins on the fucking quad.#i need to FUCJ him. RAW#like hhhh iys sooooo hot when u can see how like the fat interacts w itself#like Bitch.....hand them over...#mads mikkelsen please please please please please please one chance i promise i wont try to bite you#blah blah!#not 75 stuff
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ANDREW GARFIELD
at the Madison Square Garden for Knicks vs Pacers Game 5 🕸️🏀
(geek zone tt)
#andrew garfield#my god he’s so cute i’ll blow#he showed up#the beard is back#he's so fucking beautiful#aaaaaaahhhhhh#why is he so cute and so hot at the same time#my babey#he's so boyfriend#boyfriend material#his hair and cap is just#he looks tired#events#basketball#indiana pacers#new york knicks#knicks vs pacers#apperance#madison square garden#spider man#peter parker#spidey#bug boy#sincericida
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Regardless of what the haters may say, I'm just wild about Harry!!! ❤️🤩😍🥰🌟💥💯🔥👑🇬🇧
#handsome man#handsome#handsome stud#ginger hunk#hunky man#male hunk#hunky guy#sexy hunk#bearded hunk#suitedman#suited up#suit up#suitedmen#prince harry#duke of sussex#hot as fuuuuck#hot as hell#so fucking hot#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#so freaking hot#handsome male#hot stud#british royal family#military uniform#british army#british military#royal family#british royals#british royal fandom#british aristocracy
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i’ve probably said this before so yadda yadda but the thing about ofmd that gets me so hard every time is like i dont think its actually so totally rare irl for a gay relationship dynamic like ed and stedes, aka the hot moody edgy cool one being the one who loves being romanced and manhandled and the camp faggy theatrical one being the pursuer, the top, the one being asked to take charge- but like, its not something i expect to see not only done on tv but done so to a T. i mean sure i havent watched every show i havent seen every movie, maybe the truth IS out there, but idk im pleasantly surprised and so happy 2 have this dynamic on this show on god’s tv air waves
#idk maybe it is rare and im just so squarely in the transfag corner of the world my sample size is very skewed#whole culture of hot goths wanting to fuck that old man#like… miss nancy boy with a dad bod fucking goth taika waititis brains out feels like a fever dream#i feel like it took online fandom culture so long to be Normal about this dynamic existing too#like as soon as people realized the moody goth one was the bottom it was always ‘ah and now the other one is a jock with a beard right’ like#what???? no??????????#all im saying is. i feel extremely seen. too seen in fact. i need to start looking over my shoulder
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🥵🥵🥵
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Jude McEvoy
#jude mcevoy#sexy hunk#hot guy#muscles#sexy male face#masculine#sexy stud#bearded#mustache#marry me#so fucking hot#so sexy#male model#male beauty#hot male#man#bearded hunk
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also will be killing my friend for not warning me the plug dude is fine as fuck
#when I tell you the second I set eyes on this man my entire nervous system blanked#I was expecting some shady ass guy#but this man….tall tan with a close cropped beard and nice smile#my blood pressure spiked bro like after he walked away I gripped the steering wheel so hard and just stared at the wall for a hot sec#and he was like ‘btw be careful with these edibles cause they’ll get you fucked up it all depends on your tolerance ofc but if you wanna get#zoinked then I’d say 2 works.’ and I was like omg I say that too we’re literally soulmates 🙄#I wont him
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Reminiscing on the boob post... I love lesbians so much I made a post like 'I like saggy boobs that squish' and near-immediately got 10k notes. Really good website
#like i do not have bad self esteem i think i look hot as fuck#but sometimes when im like man am i :/ i instantly think well the lesbians would LOVE me#like what genuinely is stuck in my head n gives me so much confidence#is a homestuck post that ended up on my dash that contained rhe phrase#'shes sad because she cant meet any lesbians butch enough to grow a beard' n i was struck w an immediate 'THATS ME THATS ME THATS ME'#so even tho i never finished homestuck there is a rose in my head that gives me self esteem
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ANDREW GARFIELD
photographed by Emil Ravelo for The Los Angeles Times.
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#andrew garfield#y'all have no idea what I would do with this man#i’m not able to say what i would do#but for sure I know what I would do#absolutely breathtaking#he's so fucking sexy#anyway#the dilf-o-meter is broken#the things i'd would let andrew garfield do to me#his grey beard#didn’t mean to moan like that my bad#why is he so cute and so hot at the same time#i'm crying didn't say where#andrew garfield making it up how being sexy#i am deceased#he looks 🔥🔥🔥#article#photoshoot#the los angeles times#we live in time#press tour#the press tour of we live in time will be explosive#world premiere#every minute counts#like 💀💀💀#new release#almut & tobias#tobias and almut#video#sincericida
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the dad of the dogs I’m dogsitting tonight just came home to pick something up and scared the fucking shit out of me😭
#I was PANTSLESS#vibing in the guest room#when I hear a male voice say ‘hello?’ from the front door#JUMPED out of bed fucking SCURRIED to put pants on#NO TIME FOR A BRA!!!!#and there he is just standing in the kitchen while I have a fucking heart attack#Christ#I hadn’t met him before I just know his wife#but between me and y’all……..#guys. he’s so hot. and his wife is GORGEOUS#and they have the nicest house in the middle of the woods#he’s like this rugged vermont blue collar man#long hair and beard and everything. had fuckin work boots on and was at LEAST 6’4#y’all.#I just about died#they’re the sweetest family I can’t#haven’t met their kid yet but I bet he’s cute as a button#valkyrie talks
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