#LET.

[wisteriasymphony]

every time a tumblr post mlb rewrite mentions the fact that they're taking out marinette's 'obsessive stalker' characteristics an angel gets run over by a steamroller and fucking dies

[soldier-lodbrok]

@holyguardian | X

Oh, he should know to pick his words more carefully. Glenn knew that his speak patterns were so much simpler when compared to Ifalna's. It felt like his words were rock. He was loud and brash and he could move others with them. Call for rebellion.

But Ifalna's way with words? It was like water, clear and beautifully pure. And so persistent and powerful, they would always find their way through even the most solid kind of rock.

Turning his head towards her, he had a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth, fishing for her hand to place a kiss against her knuckles.

"I'm not that good with words like this... love, I just tried to be... romantic, I think."

Turning fully towards her, his hand cupped her face, gently picking strands of her long hair to tug behind her ear.

"I know we're not the fire... not in that way. Shinra wants to make us out like we are, but they are the ones who burn down the planet. But, no matter what they try, no matter what they throw our way, we will always persist. That is what I meant. We."

Though even with these kind of deep conversations, there was a bout of mischief gleaming in his eyes: "Well... and I'd burn down the ShinRa HQ for you, which basically is a whole city, so..."

[shyrule]

let wild make mukbang videos

[lesbinewren]

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[kvothes]

so true

[theofficialuriel]

summary of act 1

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[apocalypsegay]

i don't think he clicked through

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[muttmoxley]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[medichamcham]

i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

[mewvore]

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[epoxyconfetti]