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when the files get frankensteined or something.....

anyways my initial beau design because i am ROTATING this podcast in my brain

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Hardcore Sherb having one-sided beef with Icarus is so incredibly funny to me.

"There's this guy. They're just like me, but worse in every way. They almost destroyed my universe one time. Then they airdropped a guy into my house, so that he could steal from me. Then, after we became friends, they took him away again. They also gave me their job, which happens to be the worst job in the entire multiverse."

Tbh, I would probably hate them too.

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Literally sobbing. A judge, a US judge defended us. A judge brought up intersex people, uaing the term intersex, to *defend* us by not allowing our erasure. I'm having a lot of feelings right now

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Out of Touch

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@achilleabee

Having internet friends is an experience. Did you eat today? I can’t believe your sister hasn’t apologized yet, what a bitch. Drink a glass of water right now. Want to see a cat picture? I love you. I know you better than your parents. I don’t know your name. I’m having a rough day, can you talk to me about your favorite videogame? I love you. Good morning means good night means good afternoon means go to sleep. Here’s a doodle I made in class. I’m stealing your clothes as we speak, they’re so pretty. I love you. I love your pet. What does your hair look like? I’d love to see that weird leaf. I love you. I’m making you your favorite food. Thank you for holding my secrets for me. I love you. We’re having a coffe date. I love you. I’m giving you a screen-sized hug. I love you. I love you. I love you.

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the magnus archives is a workplace comedy

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- Babe. My beautiful angel. My darling nightmare on legs. What the fuck. Is that.  - Do you like it, beloved? I designed this myself  - Wow, hm 

((happee birday @hummingbee-o0o) (i hope you'll appreciate the tears and blood that went into this horror))

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ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

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THIS

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When I say that Trump has no original play in his playbook this is what I fucking mean. This where America is back sliding into Nazi Germany.

With that said to the people who voted 3rd party fuck you, fuck maga, fuck republicans and fuck you to the people who didn’t vote.

Everyone who knows a tiny bit of history saw this coming.

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T-shirt that says “I understand the themes and characterization of media I like, sometimes I just make jokes”

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Okay I decided to write a little more band au, as a treat for me cause I miss this au akhskshs

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50404867/chapters/161761114#workskin

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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

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We went with “The Modernised Prometheus” as the tagline for The Frankenstein Files, since the alternative sounded a little too lengthy /j

Courtesy of our Captain Walton @jamphibiann