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trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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you stick your fingers in my cage... my pitch black cage. you feel something cold and wet...you retract your fingers and to your horror you realize i painted your nails! :) i hope you like them

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Friendly reminder to not punish yourself for creating. 

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#he gets it

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"The curse of the Pharaoh" trope is born from modern Egyptology and not part of ancient Egyptian beliefs, but I think the Pharaohs would really dig it.

"Fuck yeah I'm gonna curse whoever disturbs my afterlife! How fucking dare they?!"

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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tiny Rolan headcanon: kids fucking love Rolan because he talks to them like they're little grown ups, using big words/concepts, BUT he also loves lecturing people, so he's the only adult who will explain things when kids don't understand them

Rolan does not notice he does any of this, and does not understand why he is always surrounded by children

(this is why the tiefling kids put up with him at all at the Last Light imo, he's their buddy who's not normally such a dick)

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Harrison Wood Hsiang

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silly critter doodle page

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You can spam boop me!

reblog if you let people spam boop you

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reblog and put your top 3 current interests in the tags!

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thank your local trans girl for being alive right now

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If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care

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idk if this is a boomer take but I think ppl should make more of an effort to go see movies in theaters bc I couldn’t bear it if the movie theater industry went down and the only way to watch movies was through streaming I’m not strong enough