#Five Guys

[gougerre]

[spirk-trek]

they finally made it to five guys

[one-time-i-dreamt]

System Of A Down made a press release announcing that Serj Tankian passed away, and then a few minutes later they had to cancel the announcement because he somehow came back, and was found in a Five Guys, for some reason.

[angelichl]

August 9th 2024

[lustingfood]

Making Five Guys Cheeseburger At Home (x)

[andmaybegayer]

they're putting in a Five Guys at Národní Třída which prompted me to look up Five Guys and like. They have Five Guys in the USA? Why? I have been to a Five Guys and the purpose of a Five Guys is, as best as I can tell, to perform the theater of the American burger ritual to the world. It is an embassy.

It is a chance to engage in some allowable Occidentalism. You can take part in the quaint tradition of adding fries to your order, you can see the metaphor for freedom embodied in a soda machine that allows you to select a mixture of syrups down to single percentage points.

You simply do not need to sell this vision to the American, who swims in it like the corn syrup of their great shores.

[gameraboy2]

Fast Food Fighters by Coran Kizer Stone

[oh-god-this-was-a-bad-idea]

my contribution to the five guys bulletin board

[perpetuallyburntout]

Listening to sad songs and thinking about Five dying.

Oh, no, not him dying at the end of season four. I meant the ASSASSINATION OF HIS ENTIRE CHARACTER OVER THE COURSE OF THIS SEASON—

[ordinarymagician2000]

double you tee eff marisa touhou irl 😱

Yes yes, its me, in the flesh ^^

(and in line to get a Five Guys milkshake)

[world-of-yana]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was playing a giant crane game at a Five Guys and won a prize, but it was just another crane game claw. I traded it to the guy at the register, who was my middle school band director, for five cents.

[skygimpy]

I cant stop drawing the cat ears im sorrery anyway thank you for 250 reblogs i love you guys🥺🥺

[therabbitofrassilon]

I made a contribution at five guys