#Five Guys

[endversewinchester]

Let me just add "Five Guys" was THE BEST fast food restaurant I've ever eaten at in my life. By the end of my exchange program in the US as a teen I knew the names of most of the staff and they would greet me and my friends whenever we walked through the door.

Treat your employees kindly and they will make your customers happy.

literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

[spirk-trek]

they finally made it to five guys

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

System Of A Down made a press release announcing that Serj Tankian passed away, and then a few minutes later they had to cancel the announcement because he somehow came back, and was found in a Five Guys, for some reason.

[angelichl]

August 9th 2024

[lustingfood]

Making Five Guys Cheeseburger At Home (x)

[andmaybegayer]

they're putting in a Five Guys at Národní Třída which prompted me to look up Five Guys and like. They have Five Guys in the USA? Why? I have been to a Five Guys and the purpose of a Five Guys is, as best as I can tell, to perform the theater of the American burger ritual to the world. It is an embassy.

It is a chance to engage in some allowable Occidentalism. You can take part in the quaint tradition of adding fries to your order, you can see the metaphor for freedom embodied in a soda machine that allows you to select a mixture of syrups down to single percentage points.

You simply do not need to sell this vision to the American, who swims in it like the corn syrup of their great shores.

[oh-god-this-was-a-bad-idea]

my contribution to the five guys bulletin board

[woofska]

Burger

[perpetuallyburntout]

Listening to sad songs and thinking about Five dying.

Oh, no, not him dying at the end of season four. I meant the ASSASSINATION OF HIS ENTIRE CHARACTER OVER THE COURSE OF THIS SEASON—

[therabbitofrassilon]

I made a contribution at five guys

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was playing a giant crane game at a Five Guys and won a prize, but it was just another crane game claw. I traded it to the guy at the register, who was my middle school band director, for five cents.

[ordinarymagician2000]

double you tee eff marisa touhou irl 😱

Yes yes, its me, in the flesh ^^

(and in line to get a Five Guys milkshake)