#Extermination Order

[themetalwanderlust]

T(h)rash Talk With Long Stretch and Jeff - Summer, 2023 [Featuring: V.H.S., Rotten Sound, Necronomicon, Extermination Order, Children of the Reptile]

For those with a long memory, you might remember that Jeff, our little metal Jack Russell used to frequent the pages of TMW providing unique thoughts on different albums he has taken the time to listen to. He’s been a bit quiet lately due to his busy schedule of dog park visits, butt sniffing, and every now and again having a brouhaha with a canine twice his size. Although he doesn’t see himself…

[mollyyancey]

I went to a touhou concert this past weekend and came face to face with the crimson slasher herself in the women’s bathroom during intermission

[meangreennunseen]

The more I read about Primarchs, the more I get the feeling Big E purposely allowed Chaos to scatter Primarchs around the galaxy, or maybe even it wasn't Chaos Gods at first place. It was Big E himself.

If you think about it, Big E never was "Parental" type. It was described he had multiple families with mortal women over his immortal life, and I am pretty sure he never stuck around for long, because sticking around means getting attached, and getting attached means you gain a weakness. And Big E is all about avoiding having any weaknesses.

Raising 20 sons himself, would mean attachements as much as it would mean Emps being direct influence to his sons. And while on one side it would have been positive enviroment for all his sons, that also means Big E would have been forced to be "Parental". And that's probs only fear Big E has.

Scattering his sons in the galaxy not only made them grow up their own people, it also made their individual strengths shine even more. At least that's what I see Big E believing. In truth many of his sons did not luck out and thus ended not developing the right qualities, but instead absorbed sorrow, anger and malice of the soceties they landed in. Some were more lucky and found acceptance and love among their new kin.

So... Do I imply Big E might have yeeted his own gene sons to oblivion just to run another experiment? Yeah, I do, especially as conveniently, no child landed on xenos/uninhabided worlds and you think chaos would have ensured these kids did not grew up to be a threat to them.

[draw-ren-draw]

No playtime on the job

(earlier that week… (WIP)

[themightyhumanbroom]

Greatest Chekhov's gun in recent memory.

[bawawawawaguitarsolofuckyeah]

Alastor: I'm an overlord. This hotel isn't the only thing I have going on.

Lucifer: so what? Are you saying you're busier than i am? I'm the fucking king of Hell

Alastor: we overlords had to pick up the slack you left. You haven't done shit for the past decade. Please shut up.

[vaguely-concerned]

I realize that Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel are never going to cross over for anything but coy little easter eggs at most for legal reasons, but nevertheless my perfect scenario for how it would go down is that Hazbin Hotel’s part of the storyline culminates in the Big Epic Battle To End All Battles between Heaven and Hell… during all of which the whole Helluva Boss cast are fucking around up in the human world for completely unrelated reasons, perfectly oblivious the whole time. and then they cheerfully step through the portal back to Hell afterwards like ‘yo what’s UP losers we brought souveni — whAT THE ACTUAL FUCK’, troy coming back with pizza to a burning room meme style but the burning room is the entire cosmic world order as we’ve known it

[whatevertheywant]

Carmella Carmine. That is all.

[deadbeatbartender]

Lute marched through the doors of the Hazbin Hotel, her eyes landing on Husker -whom seemed to be the only one nearby, and she walked over, looking at the bar and then at him "You run a bar here? isn't this like a shitty rehab Hotel..-Lute looked Husker up and down- also what are you supposed to be? Some cat demon" Lute sighed before looking around again, her wings neatly folded with her back before her golden eyes landed on Husker again "And before you ask, me and moth trat-...Vaggie as you know her have a deal....And now we work together..." @lute-head-exterminator

Husk's eyes narrowed at Lute's words, sighing and turning away, cleaning the different stations of his bar. "Nunya." Was all he said.

At the explanation he shrugged his shoulders. He didn't really care why Lute was there, he had seen too many odd things, and the exorcist didn't even make the list.

"I wasn't going to ask, but okay." He said bluntly, before crossing his arms, looking at her. "You gonna order? Or just waste my time?"

[hells-sirenqueen]

[ Continued ~ @fatass-adam ]

"Shut up."

Lilith gritted her teeth, flashing her fangs out of anger, holding his throat in a tighter grip. Though she wasn't allowed in the court room when her daughter was speaking with the Seraphim, when news came to her that Adam threatened to kill her daughter, she wasn't going to let him pass her by without a warning.

"Touch my daughter and you'll wish you never stepped into Hell. I may not be down there to protect her..but she still has her father. You're lucky I'm only up here due to orders of Sera." Her eyes narrowed, giving a vibrant lavender glow, "..and one more thing. Don't you ever assume that I want anything sexual with you ever again. Anything I might have felt for you left me the moment I walked out of Eden. Keep your damn hands to yourself before I break them."

[twilightichor]

The feeling when this man would sooner have vengeance on people who he shared a kingdom with (aka the five sinners, his own brother included) than on the gods. If that doesn't speak loud enough of the complexity of this, I don't know what else does.

[finalism]

@reasoncore made a contract

" there is no right or wrong; only a profitable job. "

[gctchell]

"So.. how are we doing?"

[mindfulldsliving]

Unveiling the Violent Origins of Anti-Mormonism: A Historical and Modern Analysis

From the early days of the Latter-day Saints, opposition quickly turned hostile, culminating in violent confrontations that left an indelible mark on American history.

Saints Driven from Jackson County Missouri, by C. C. A. Christensen. BYU Museum of Art. The violent origins of Anti-Mormonism are rooted in deep-seated prejudices and political fears that escalated into tragic episodes of brutality and injustice. From the early days of the Latter-day Saints, opposition quickly turned hostile, culminating in violent confrontations that left an indelible mark on…

[xmo-rmon]

“Inseminary”

or “Lockpick to the Priesthood” or “Come Unto Me” or “Pearl Necklace of Great Price” or “Faith is Like a Little Seed”

Authentic stolen holy text, Near Clear silicone, gold pigment.

I went to the mormon church’s website, looked up their views on homosexuality, noted the scriptures they referenced, ripped them by hand out of the bible and book of mormon I stole from their chapel, and then mixed them into a silicone dildo of my own design like confetti. A dildo which will of course be used for homosexual purposes (with non-lubricated condoms and water based lube, for safety).

I’ve wanted to try dildo making for literally over a decade. I don’t have any fancy equipment like a 3D printer or a vacuum chamber, I made the sculpt by hand, and I fucked up a lot along the way, but all that being said I’m proud of what I was able to accomplish and I learned a lot. I put in more gold than I meant to, but honestly, it was meant to represent scripture’s gilded edges, and as it turned out, it looks really beautiful or quite filthy depending on the lighting, which feels entirely appropriate for scripture.

It was hard to read all of those verses. But as I tore them up I bathed them in the intention to take words that were meant to inflict queer pain wherever they go, and say “Actually, I pull those words out when I want some queer pleasure.” Build joy where they want you to have it the least.

Read about/donate to the Timpanogos tribe, for whom brigham young sent out an “extermination order”

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[phagodyke]

this rat is driving me insane I keep hearing it scratching behind my wall I'm going to kill myself if it keeps this up