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Surge:......Are you sure you don't want me to-

Lanolin: YES Surge I'm sure! While it is very sweet of you to offer, I don't want you to break into Mimic's cell and murder him.

Whisper:.....Hey Surge do you want to really make it up for me for Central City?

Tangle: Whisper no.

Whisper: Whisper yes.

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A headcanon I have is that whoever Surge gets shipped with inevitably accidentally cuts their tongue on her teeth.

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Friends of yours?

It's rude to take pictures of people without their consent.

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Wait.

Waaait...

Is Chelydri slowly but surely gonna turn into the parental figure that Surge and Kit desperately need?

Did I just crack the code?

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Does it ever occur to anyone else that Big the Cat is the Tom Bombadill of Sonic?

That would imply that Big is unthinkably powerful but chooses to do nothing with it.

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With incredible patience Blaze said, "While it is rare, it is a weather phenomenon called thundersnow."

Headcanon that Blaze is actually very good at fully comprehending rapid-fire speech as when she holds court she sometimes has to hear the panicked babbling of her subjects. Being friends with Marine goes a long way as well.

Here she is trying to figure out how to console and explain to the terrified peasant that what they saw was a natural, albeit rare, weather phenomenon and not the end of the world.

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“̻͓͓W͉͜E̼͉͍ W̘͙͙I͚͇͜L̦͕͚L̻͔̫ S͙͇͔U͓̫B͎̻͜S͇̝U̠̻̙M̡̪͇E̟͙ Y̺͙͚O̻͉̫U͇͖̼ A̢̞͚Ș̡̢ W̝̪̞E͇͉̘'̝͎V̘̟͙E̟̼͓ D̠͕͍O͔͖͓N̞̞E͎̘̞ O̝̪̘N̡͖̻C͎͓E̡͚̟ B̦͚͇E̢̘̠F̢͍͚O͇̟̻R̟̘͖E̝͓̘!̼̙̞!̡͙͕!̦̦”͍̠͜ - Metal Virus Possessed Surge.

Art I commissioned from the phenomenal @SETHWIJEZ on Twitter!

This piece is set during my fic "Fury Oh Fury" when Surge is fully possessed by a sentient Metal Virus during her fight with Shadow.

Might actually commission some art of what happens immediately after Surge yells this, Shadow going "Nope!" and removing his inhibitor rings.

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Thinking about writing some Surgolin simply to have the Sheep run all over Surge, because Surge being overwhelmed by the competent and capable Lanolin is endlessly amusing to me.

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Lanolin: (on the phone with Surge) Can you please tell Tangle and Whisper I'm gonna be late.

Surge: Sure thing Lamb Chop ~! But why are you going to be late?

Lanolin: Kit fell asleep on my lap.

Surge: I completely understand.

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Tangle: Is something wrong Lanolin?

Lanolin: I cut my tongue.

Whisper: Were you making out with Surge too fast?

Lanolin: WHAT!?!? NO WHISPER THATS NOT WHAT HAPPENED! I WAS JUST EATING TO FA-

*Surge walks in*

Surge: Hey babe I was thinking that maybe next time I should wear a mouth guard or someth-

Lanolin: NOT NOW SURGE!!!

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Surge: Wait you eat coffee beans raw?

Shadow: Yes, what about it?

Surge: Guess they shoulda kept you in the oven a bit longe-

*Restoration infirmary......again*

Lanolin: WHY DO YOU KEEP ANTAGONIZING HIM?!?!?

Surge: (in a full body cast for a 3rd time) Babe, it's just really funny seeing him that mad.

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Brain: Hey hey hey! You can't use that word there!

Me: Why not?

Brain: Because you used it two chapters ago.

Me:

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I've been thinking why I like shipping Surge with Lanolin and think it's the unstoppable force meets an immovable object dynamic. This old post helps explain it I think.

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"Maneater" chapter 2 wip

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To the neo diamond cutters

What are your default dances? Like if you were forced to dance which dance would you do?

Also as I said to the last group I asked this question. This isn't really a question.

*throws The Groovitron from the Ratchet and Clank series into the room*

It's a demand.

“Wait, what-?”

Before Tangle could finish speaking, she was gliding across the room, doing the Slickback dance.

“What the- what am I-?! Hold on…” Tangle realized, slowly getting into it. “I’m kinda killing this!”

Meanwhile, Whisper was doing the Macerena, closing her eyes tight. “What kind of embarrassing dance is this?!”

Both of them were able to get a glimpse at Ashley, who was dancing like a robot.

“You look like Mr. Krabs in that one Spongebob episode!” Tangle said, zooming past her, while Whisper giggled.

“Oh, shut up!” the leopard shot back, blushing. “…wait, what about the bo-?”

Suddenly, all of them heard aggressive stomping.

It turned out to be Lanolin, who was tap dancing as if her life depended on it. And she was breaking it down.

“WOOOO! KILL IT, LANO!” Tangle whooped.

Lanolin looked down, still tap dancing. “This is one of the benefits to having hooves, I guess.”

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Seeing my favorite ship finally become reasonably popular after so much personal effort.