themightyhumanbroom
Secret Skeleton and the CEO of Surgolin.
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he/him, cis, and tired all the time. will post whatever I fancy. mostly Surge x Lanolin, Lead to Light Au, Sonic, Writing, Fanfiction, Horror, and OOTS at the moment
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themightyhumanbroom · 16 hours ago
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Young Thief Rouge
we all gotta start from somewhere
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themightyhumanbroom · 1 day ago
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Proof that I am still working on the next Caya chapter
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themightyhumanbroom · 2 days ago
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Lanolin and Knuckles explain the origins and practices of the mobian version of Thanksgiving known as Stump Day
This is a tumblr ask @scarftale-bryan sent me on my Lead To Light ask blog
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themightyhumanbroom · 3 days ago
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Sonic noticing the increased number of cemeteries after the Phantom Ruby Crisis and the ensuing guilt is something that will be brought up in Lead To Light.
Lanolin: I'm curious, with all the running and traveling you do, what do you see more of than you'd think?
Sonic without thinking: Cemeteries
Lanolin:...........Do...do you want me to get Amy?
Sonic, barely holding it together: Yes please.
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themightyhumanbroom · 3 days ago
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themightyhumanbroom · 3 days ago
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So the other day at work there was an all company meeting, we had to wear name tags and sit an in auditorium for a few hours. When it was done we were invited to a place a few blocks away for free tacos. So of course I went and got my tacos.
But on the walk back to my work van there were 3 antique stores and a clock repair shop. This is dangerous because I have great weakness for knickknacks, trinkets, and baubles. I succumbed to my desires and bought a broken clock and a small hand made haunted house.
When I got into to my work van however, I noticed my name tag was still on my shirt. Meaning my ass walked into that clock repair store and waxed poetic about how a broken clock is forever stuck in the time it broke in to this in hindsight clearly annoyed shopkeep while wearing my name tag like a lost NPC.
Anyway here are the things I got.
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themightyhumanbroom · 4 days ago
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themightyhumanbroom · 4 days ago
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If you're up for requests, could you maybe draw Lanolin the Sheep from the IDW Sonic comics in the scenario of this base?
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she is so much fun to draw! I love a fluffy character :3
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themightyhumanbroom · 5 days ago
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SURGOLIN!!!!!!
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apparently all i need to do to get a l&l design i like is saying 'i dont have a l&l design i like' and then wait for the magic to happen
@sonic-au-collision
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themightyhumanbroom · 7 days ago
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What if some people suffered from long-term cognitive and sensory damage after being under the effect of Infinite's phantom ruby? Like they often misremember things, hear and see things that aren't there.
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themightyhumanbroom · 7 days ago
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Storm the Albatross X Tumble the Skunk.
Stumble for short.
2 big dumb criminals
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themightyhumanbroom · 9 days ago
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My lord and savior
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themightyhumanbroom · 12 days ago
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I reread issue no 64. Where Whisper and Silver confront Duo disguised as Mimic.
And dear God in Heaven, I do not understand all the hate Lanolin gets.
From her perspective, Whisper just came out of the bush and started ranting about how Duo was Mimic, and when Lanolin DIRECTLY asks for evidence, Whisper says she doesn't have any yet, but she will. Lanolin tries to talk down Whisper, but Whisper is the one that lays hands on Lanolin FIRST, then they start fighting - again, while Whisper is ranting about not letting it happen again.
Duo does some masterful manipulations here, and is able to effectively play everyone against each other. Reading it, I'm not angry at Lanolin, I'm angry at Whisper for losing her grip and turning into a ranting loonie.
If anything, Lanolin handled that extremely well, and if Whisper had gone and attacked a teammate while ranting like a crazy person, she'd be out of the team most anywhere else.
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themightyhumanbroom · 13 days ago
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The author's poorly disguised fetish
The author's proudly displayed fetish
The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
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themightyhumanbroom · 13 days ago
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Surge, thinking.
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themightyhumanbroom · 13 days ago
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They goofed up hard so Slaanesh punished them by making them spread their influence in a random universe in a low stakes, helpful, and non-corruptive ways. Needless to say it's been driving them batty but the pain of not being able to go all out is causing them pleasure so it's working out surprisingly okay for them. They're also finding it's a nice change of pace.
Takes place just after "Wool Sweater" An ordinary but spontaneous bout of lovemaking turns into a transcendent experience for Lanolin when Surge shows her a new trick she's learned
Well I've officially crossed the Rubicon folks. my first smut fic. Don't click on the link and then throw a fit, I warned ya.
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themightyhumanbroom · 13 days ago
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Somebody correctly guessed the reference.
Soul-Flayer
Flesh-Tempter
Arch-Tempter
Bejewelled One
Chosen of Slaanesh
Herald of Dismay
Lord of a Thousand Songs
It's N'Kari the Keeper of Secrets.
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Takes place just after "Wool Sweater" An ordinary but spontaneous bout of lovemaking turns into a transcendent experience for Lanolin when Surge shows her a new trick she's learned
Well I've officially crossed the Rubicon folks. my first smut fic. Don't click on the link and then throw a fit, I warned ya.
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