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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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I said to my nephew, “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?”

He rolled his eyes, “Go on, then.”

I growled, “No! NOT THE KRYPTONITE!”

He said, “That’s Superman.”

Me, “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”

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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

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A doctor’s angry letter to United Healthcare after they denied covering his patient’s nausea medication needed after his chemo.

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Agatha All Along + text posts (feat. some ao3 tags) - 1/?

+Bonus:

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i cannot believe the official marvel page made and posted this.

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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"When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels”

Friend: "Why?"

Me: "Sometimes."

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Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?

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Pink Sony Trinitron

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The Blues Brothers (1980)

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I just want to be held in silence for a while

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1930s “i’m the guy that” pinbacks, part 2