#Embezzled Heaven

[transrevolutions]

french revolution dashboard simulator

🐀 ami-du-peuple Follow

uh actually man has the right to deal with his oppressors by devouring their beating hearts. hope this helps.

🎩 departicle Follow

Hold up. Okay. Actually, fuck this. This sort of violent rhetoric should not be tolerated on here. Do you seriously think this sort of thing is going to make the nobility give you more rights???? You must be out of your minds! Reported.

🧵 seamstressproud Follow

reblog to devour this guy's beating heart

#username checks out lmao #politics #everybody point and laugh #common adp w

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organt-deactivated06151792

update: new canto out now!!! go check it out 😈😏🥀 (remember don't like don't read <3)

📜 sacredhostreceipts Follow

@centuriesandskies this you?? not such a great look for a convention rep ngl

🌄 centuriesandskies Follow

listen. I wrote this a long time ago, before I went into serious politics. the account is deactivated for a reason.

I was twenty. I did poorly. I can do better.

#sj.txt #if this is the worst dirt you can dig up on me #i'm way less corrupt than half the people in the convention these days #at least i'm not doing fucking. embezzlement. #also sacredhostreceipts if you're who i think you are #don't you have better things to do rn?

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🌎 landscape-showdown Follow

🌎 landscape-showdown Follow

why the fuck is everyone tagging this with french??? political figures?

#what the hell is going on over there #also maybe cool it with the death threats #I don't want this blog to get taken down #what's a girondin #is this some joke I'm not french enough to understand #showdown update

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⛪ progressivepriest Follow

Unpopular opinion but why is everyone so up in arms about the new Civil Oath? Literally all it's asking is for you to promise not to commit treason just because the Pope tells you to? I can see where people are coming from with the whole violation-of-religion deal, but can you blame the Assembly for trying to make sure the people aren't forcibly subjugated by the wealth of the nobility?

faith-first-alwaysdeactivated03011791

Sounds like something a heretic would say. To betray the Pope and king is to betray the will of God and your eternal soul! You should pray for forgiveness and pledge loyalty to the monarchy or have fun burning in hell. Sorry not sorry.

⛪ progressivepriest Follow

L + ratio + iirc the Bible says "it is easier for a rope to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven" (Matthew 19:24)

🎻 lacarmagn01e Follow

occasional based catholic moment, go off OP!

🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow

looked the faith-first-always guy's blog, he's like a massive anti-huguenot too 🙄 why is it always the prot-exclusive radical catholics smh

🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow

LMAOOOOO HE DEACTIVATED

#religion tag #percs fuck off #anyways op makes a valid point #reblog #percs dni

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🛌 virtuous-bedtime Follow

she committee on my safety til I can't go public

🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow

I don't understand the joke, can someone explain please?? 🙂 Thank you!

🧵 seamstressproud Follow

is that fucking MAXIMILIEN ROBESPIERRE?!!?!?!?

🛌 virtuous-bedtime Follow

oh my god citizen robespierre I'm so sorry this was not meant to break containment lol I didn't even know you were on this site please forget you saw this

#this is the most embarassing moment of my life #literally sobbing rn #the original post is /j i prommy #i cannot be known as the citizen who had to explain this to the government

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🪓 indulgentsfuckoff Follow

fabre d'eglantine is NOT your poor little meow meow citizens he literally falsified decrees from the national convention and embezzled money to line his own pockets. I don't care how uwu babygirl you think he is he is a CRIMINAL who should be ARRESTED

💛 i-give-people-bread Follow

🥖🍞🥐

#baguette #loaf #croissant #i-give-people-bread #indulgentsfuckoff #silly

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🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

fucking fed up with the constant threat of the swiss guard, I think it's time we got some gunpowder and weapons and took things into our own hands yknow what I'm saying

🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

I'm no longer joking about this btw

🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

update:

hopital

🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

ok bc I've gotten like 50 asks about this: I am not injured and I am not in need of medical care. the punchline was that we stormed the fucking hotel des invalides to get guns and powder. didn't want to clarify the joke before now for security reasons but everyone knows about that and the bastille thing by now. please direct your money to people who actually need it.

#shouldve clarified the last post was /j #however I assumed yall knew this joke already #anyways #revolution #personal #500 #1k

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🌾 nopain-nograin Follow

got so high at the festivial 2day i thnk i saw hte suapreme being

#robespiere speech was prboably 🔥 #unforntuately i camt rember any of it #grainposting #oipum ehre is somtehing else thes days #memes

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🎨 jldavid-real-moved Follow

incredible speech from @springtimeofgovernment today at the jacobin club. nobody should be permitted to use their positions as civic leaders to commit crimes against the people, even under the guise of revolutionary fervor. if it comes to it, I too will drink the hemlock with him. for france. 🤝🤝

🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow

Thanks for your support, @jldavid-real

The situation over here is deteriorating really quickly, the representatives are getting violent and abandoning due process entirely. Anything you can do to stand with us now would be very appreciated. You do a lot of great work for the revolution, and I trust you completely.

🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow

@jldavid-real are you still there? We could really use your help right now.

🌄 centuriesandskies Follow

boosting @springtimeofgovernment here, can confirm he's been injured in a skirmish at the hotel de ville, they're passing summary death sentences without trial, @jldavid-real where is the help you promised us??? the people of paris are our only hope now.

edit: of course he moved blogs. coward.

#sj.txt #disappointed yet unsurprised #marat would be ashamed of you #9 thermidor #update

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🎻 lacarmagn01e Follow

DNI if you support any of these groups/people or their actions: m0narchists, f3uillants, br1ssotins/g1rondins, th3rmidorians, b0napart1sts, h3nri du v3rgier (also goes by c0mte de r0chjacquelin), charl0tte c0rday, or lafay3tte

(h3bertists and dant0nists you're on thin ice. behave.)

#censored so they dont show up in the tags #dni #get your nasty ass ideologies off my page #won't hesitate to block and/or report any violators #pinned

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gracchus-babeufdeactivated05271797

reblog to make the directoire choke to death on their stupid fucking outfits

🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow

hey staff. yeah you. where did this blog go?? notfishgoujon and prairial-95 are gone as well?? cowards too afraid to show your faces lmao especially after the fucking mess the directoire's made of the country. bet you anything that staff are on their fucking payroll too iykwim at least the republic didn't tolerate fucking bribery

#this site's gone to the dogs since thermidor yr 2 #following the trend of the rest of the country tbh #i'll probably get nuked for posting this #if so i'm not making a new account #i'll just make a paleocities or smth #politics tag #reblog #don't play with me ik full well gb didn't delete his blog of his own free will #they also zero note glitched it #just when you think they can't stoop lower

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📕 spectrehauntingeurope Follow

it's been 50 fucking years since gracchus-babeuf (and the other CoE blogs) were deleted without warning and still no response from staff, the govt, or anything. the site's gone through a fuckton of ownership changes and still nothing.

we're working on a bit of a project (some of you might know abt it already), it's gonna be out prob in the next year or so. remember '89. remember '93 and '94. remember '97.

the people will rise again. it's only a matter of time. 🚩

-mod karl

[god-offical]

am I still allowed into heaven for all the embezzlement and tax fraud and the arson that one time

Arson I love arson let’s hold hands and burn down Paris and we could kiss on the Eiffel Tower oh and the rest of that shit is okay I guess let’s just go burn things now

[pinknipszz]

can i rq some mafia boss! sukuna hcs pls :3c

mafia au’s r my guilty pleasure! i’ve never written one tho, so this is prob injected with like a million inaccuracies. i still hope u like this!

mafia boss sukuna who grew up as the runt of the litter in a commission that commits financial schemes, from embezzlement to bribery. later he learned that the commission was only part of a much bigger organization. at the tender age of six, he finally saw the boss, the ruler of the roost. even then, it was only in passing. 

mafia boss sukuna who met him again, this time in person, at eleven-years old. he remembers how he had spoken so eloquently for a man in dirty business, as if he held the mandate of heaven in his palm’s center, but sukuna didn’t think much of it. what struck him most was the little girl, who was not much younger than him, tucked under his robe.

mafia boss sukuna who was sorted to a different commission at nineteen, which put an end to his money laundering days. it was there that sukuna learned how to take charge of smaller tasks, like substance distribution (but never manufacturing; they didn’t trust him enough), and it was fun for a little while. by then, however, his needs grew teeth. 

mafia boss sukuna who finally saw you again after he just turned twenty-four. it was supposed to be a quick transaction between two commissions, an in-and-out operation, but you’re dangling in front of him like a succulent piece of meat, and you’re just so lovely, so unfit for dirty business. perhaps it’s the only semblance you share with your old man.

mafia boss sukuna who was finally promoted to head commissioner at twenty-nine, the youngest they’ve ever seen. the old bastard celebrated his accomplishment with a party at a caporegime’s home outside of the bustling city. parties aren’t his thing, but sukuna smiles when he sees you again before bringing his glass to his lips. third time’s the charm, right?

mafia boss sukuna who can play your papa like a fiddle. at the age of thirty-two, sukuna is in his prime, and so are you, his little lady—the way your belly swells sends a clear message to his subordinates. there’s still a long way to go before he can reach the top, but for now, sukuna is content with sitting across from your father at the dining table.

(masterlist)

[bullet-prooflove]

From the bad decisions prompt list can I ask for "25. So put your high heels on and diamonds around your neck" for Terry Silver? (You can ignore this ask if you're busy. I feel like I have flooded you with asks recently, I'm sorry. You just write him and Georgia so well 🖤)

I miss writing Terry and I adore writing him and Georgia so you can submit as many asks as you want for him!

Tagging: @kmc1989 @thedeadsingforme @eddieslut69 @mia1653 @kimbergoldess

Companion piece to:

Attention - Terry hasn't been paying you enough attention

Distance - The distance grows between you and Terry.

Takes place after upcoming 5000 Celebration fic - Postcards From My Heart.

After a week of depositions Terry comes home to the scent of Marc Jacobs and the sight of you wearing nothing but high heels, one of his shirts and a necklace made of sapphires that he bought you for your third wedding anniversary. He drops everything at the door because it’s been almost two months since he last touched you and he can’t stand not being with you a second longer.

“I thought you had another few months.” He murmurs as his arm wrapping around your waist drawing you against him.

Christ you feel good, so soft, so perfect. Terry can’t describe how much he’s missed you, how he wishes he’d never stumbled across the embezzlement because of all the damage it’s done.

“I do.” You murmur, your fingertips plucking the hairtie from his hair so it falls loose across his features. “But you sounded so down so I thought I’d fly back for the weekend.”

You’d been able to tell on your last phone call that Terry’s was becoming despondent. You can’t imagine the enormous pressure he’s under with the FBI investigating all of his companies and charitable foundations. All that hard work he’s been doing, it’s being undermined because some asshole decided to line his own pockets.

“Georgia…” Terry murmurs as he buries his face into your shoulder. “That’s a twelve hour flight for twenty four hours alone with me.”

“I know.” You say as you cradle him close. “But I slept on the plane and you are worth every single second it took me to get here.”

His hands tangle in the shirt as he draws you down onto the couch with him. Your thighs part, straddling his hips as you press against him and it feels like absolute heaven.  Your hands thread through his hair as you guide his face back to yours. He moans into your mouth as you kiss him, his palms roaming underneath the shirt, caressing your bare skin.

“I’m sorry I fucked up our trip.” He whispers as your heated lips start to trail down the curve of his throat. Your teeth graze over that sensitive little spot underneath his jaw nipping it, and his hips arch compulsively.

“Terry.” You murmur into his ear as his grasp on your waist tightens. “I don’t want to waste time talking about something you have no control over when we could be doing something a lot more fun.”

“Georgia…” He breathes and you realise in the moment how lost he is, how much he’s struggling to get out of his own head. You run your hand through his hair, gripping it in your fist, tugging at the roots and he exhales at the sensation as if it’s the sweetest relief.

“Oh baby.” You murmur as you grind down against his cock. “I think you need me to take care of you tonight don’t you?”

“Please Georgia.” He whispers as your lips brush over his. “I need you to ruin me.”

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[10yrsyart]

“Restitution: an act of restoring, or a condition of being restored”

None of us are perfect and so all of us have broken God’s Law. Good deeds can’t erase wrongs, just as you can’t recapture words that have left your mouth. But God loved us so much that He provided the payment for our sins instead. “He cancelled the record of the charges against us and took it away by nailing it to the cross.” (Colossians 2:14)

Just as these people had a choice to accept the offer of legal freedom, we also have the choice to accept Jesus’ payment for us, and His freedom. “For God has rescued us from the kingdom of darkness and transferred us into the Kingdom of His dear Son, who purchased our freedom and forgave our sins.” (Colossians 1:13-14)

Don’t rely on the good things you do as a ticket to Heaven. Only perfection is allowed into God’s home. Which is why Jesus, who lived a perfect life and died in our place, is the only way to be made perfect in God’s eyes. His righteousness covers us when we believe. A third option isn’t there; you either live with Him or live separated from Him forever. Believe in Jesus and accept His offer of payment and eternal life, for He loved you enough to pay it all so you can live. 💙

“For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord.” (Romans 6:23)

transcript:

Judge: You three have been charged with embezzlement, grand theft, and resisted arrest. You have two options. The first: A prison sentence that will continue until you have payed the entire sum of money that was lost. The second is provided by this gentleman here. He has offered to pay your bail in full, which I will accept as restitution, and your record will be wiped. Make your decisions now please.

Red Man: Who the heck is this guy, talking like he owns the place? These charges are totally unfair.

Blue Woman: What were you expecting? We did break the law.

Red Man: So our choices are living it up in prison or being indebted to this rich goody goody? I'm not accepting that. I don't need him. Where's the third option?

Purple Woman: I don't need a bail out either, I've done a lot of charity work. I'm sure there's a balance there somewhere.. You just have to wheedle the judge a little.

Blue Woman: Are you listening to yourself?-

Judge: Have you made your decisions?

Red Man: Yeah, I refuse! Who made it a crime to borrow a lil' money here and there? It's a free country, ain't it? Actually, it's a crime to discriminate against me like this!

Judge: So you have chosen the first option. I am truly sorry to hear this, Sir. Very well, officers, if you would-

Red Man: Hey, get your hands off me!

Judge: And you, ma'am?

Purple Woman: You see, Judge, I've worked with many nonprofits and charities over the years. They can vouch for me! I'm not really a bad person, this was just a little lapse in judgment, that's all.

Judge: I'm afraid it doesn't matter how many good works you've done, ma'am. The law is still the law, and you've broken it. If you do not accept the pardon you've been offered, you must accept the consequences of your actions.

Purple Woman: Let go of me! I don't deserve this-

Judge: What about you, ma'am?

Blue Woman: ..I'd like to accept this man's generous offer. But, if I may.. Why do you trust him to follow through? It's a rather large price...

Judge: Wonderful, a good question! I have seen his work and I trust his integrity explicitly. For you see- He is my Son.

Yeshua: Congratulations!

Blue Woman: Thankyou.. Thankyou so much! How can I ever repay you?!

Yeshua: I don't want your payment, I'm satisfied that you're free.

Blue Woman: But why?

Yeshua: Let's take a walk together for a bit and get to know each other. I'm doing something quite exciting, and I want you to be a part of it.

[jessilynallendilla]

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Too Heavy, Too Light (T) 

Moving halfway across the country a year ago was meant to be refreshing. Getting away from the dramatics of his family and his ex-wife to start over in New Orleans and open his toy store was meant to bring hope and the chance for a kinder life for him and his daughter. He should have expected his peace wouldn't last. 

My Daughter’s Nanny Was A Serial Killer  (EX) 

Lucifer is exhausted. He had been so rich, had everything he could ever want, until Lilith took everything in the divorce, including embezzling from his father's company and leaving him to hold the bag. All he had was the manor in his family's name, and their three year old daughter, Charlie. Everyone abandoned him, he lost all his staff, his friends, and his family even believed her lies... Until he met Alastor. Alastor had just been bought out, a man he had thought was a friend had betrayed him, bought his radio station, fired him...he was homeless, living out of his car. That didn't stop him from pursuing his hobbies of course! He hunted down child predators and those who preyed on the weak and defenseless and made them weak and defenseless. They would never hurt another child, another vulnerable person... But he would need a more stable job soon... Until he had a witness for his latest murder...a little girl with a bright smile and big blue eyes. And an entirely too attractive father. And now he was a nanny. And the father was still entirely too attractive. 

Fall For Me  (T) 

He first spotted him right as the pathway turned into a boardwalk over the water. Alastor’s heart skipped a beat before he really even realized why. The man looked like an angel with the way the sunlight hit his platinum hair through the trees, lighting up like a halo. He looked so familiar, yet Alastor was certain he’d never seen the man in his life. He would have remembered someone so beautiful, so… ethereal. It was the only word that even began to describe him. Wherein a podcaster and an artist meet in New Orleans, an angel seeks vengeance, and a Queen looking for answers finds a couple of someones she thought she lost almost forty years ago... 

For the World  (NR COMIC) SERIES 

Unable to find his mother's killers, Alastor tries a last resort. 

Angel or Demon (M) 

Alastor wasn't always a Demon, wasn't always filled with this chaotic rage. In life he felt he was helping people, killing the sickest and demented filth of the world. Upon death he enters Purgatory, but then ascends through the forgiveness of one in heaven and one on earth. He resides in Heaven with his mother, until he unknowingly makes contact with evil itself. Once casted down, another extends her hand. And he becomes a host for her daughters hotel. The King of Hell doesn't trust him until he gets to know him. 

You’re So Bright In My Eyes (EX) 

Alastor makes a deal with Queen Lilith Morningstar in order to secure a future for himself and his mama. His wishes will all be granted, and in exchange, he only needs to keep the King of Gehenna entertained for one year. Should be a piece of cake. Right? 

Marked As Present  (M 2,677) SERIES 

It’d been a long time since Lucifer spent any amount of time with other people. He was okay, he was adjusting, these things took time, right? Just because he eventually hit his fill of social interactions on a daily basis and had to flee back to his rooms for a little ‘quiet time’ didn’t mean he was broken or anything, lots of people had issues, that’s what this whole damn hotel was all about. 

Lucid Dreams of New Orleans (T 58,531) SERIES 

Lucifer has always kept his distance from sinners. It's what keeps him (relatively) sane — if he gets too close, he is haunted by visions of the tragic mortal lives that landed them in Hell. But in his new life at the Hotel, it is more difficult than ever to stay away — and when it comes to light that his daughter's insufferable facilities manager is gravely wounded, it falls to Lucifer to deliver his soul from Death. In so doing, he falls headfirst into the sins, past lives, and heartbreaks of the one human whose contradictions he is powerless to resist. 

A Family Forged In Hellfire (T) 

Lucifer should have known Heaven would never let him keep the home he had managed to carve out of Hell. He should have known they would never let him keep his daughter. After Charlie's birth, Heaven makes the decision that a half-angel shouldn't have to bear growing up in Hell. Instead, she is to be sent to Earth and fostered by a human. Adam is placed in charge of deciding who that human should be, and as retaliation against Lucifer and Lilith, choses the worst possible candidate. Who could make for a worse father than a serial killer, after all? 

Upon Death You Are Mine (EX 46,077) SERIES 

His unit massacred, his radio destroyed, and his body broken and bloody, Alastor makes a desperate decision to summon the devil and strike a deal to save his own life- not for his sake, but for his dear mother's. On one hand, it works. On the other, the devil is not what he was expecting, and Lucifer has evidently decided not to wait for him to die to start interfering in his life. Lucifer intends to enjoy every second of it. 

Date With The Devil  (M) 

Growing up, Alastor never fully followed the stories of the Bible. He was taught all about it and its teachings by his mother, but the stories of the fallen angel never made full sense to him. He was curious of what really happened, curious of what Lucifer was like. Praying wasn't a thing for him either, as his prayers fell on deaf ears when he really needed a savior. His last prayer was for hell to burn the soul of the one who had hurt him and his mother so much. One day he comes across a group of men in cloaks and watches their summoning of the devil himself and becomes enchanted by the sight that appears before him. Wanting to put his curiosities to rest and to also use it as an opportunity to write a novel for his radio show, he decides to summon him himself. A deal is made. But not everyone is happy with the friendship that could only grow.....and can not be forgotten even in death..... 

Of Saints And Sinners (T) 

After destroying the hotel for the umpteenth time, Alastor makes a promise with Lucifer: in exchange for swapping compliments, learning to coexist, and becoming kind of friends, Lucifer will owe him a favour. (Falling in love was not supposed to be a part of that deal.) — in which they fight heaven, each other, and the urge to be together. 

Biting Into Apples And Blood  (EX) SERIES 

Alastor is over living. With his mother recently passing away and the townsfolk taking everything from him, he decided it was time to end his life, but he’s never been one to go easily. Wanting to sacrifice his soul, he calls Lucifer to make a deal, but instead the King of Hell offers him an Apple of Eden in exchange to never seek him again. Unfortunately, the apple offers Alastor an insight into his future — or more like his afterlife. Determined to make his visions real, he begins his life as a serial killer known in New Orleans as the Radio Demon. Eventually, the cries of his victims accidentally call someone who makes him an offer Alastor can’t refuse. Once in Hell, he finds himself at the Hazbin Hotel helping the daughter of Luicfer with her project — an excuse to once again be near the man he dreamed of for decades. Would his visions from the apple come true or would his mysterious chained shadows stop him? 

Strange Appetites  (EX) SERIES 

Alastor's been in something of a slump. He's in a job he theoretically loves working under a man he hates, his only real friendship is with a woman who doesn't really know him and who he doesn't want to know him, and he hasn't found it in himself to kill anyone in over a year. Then, one Wednesday, a new man and his daughter blow into town, and Alastor's life will never be the same again. He hopes. 

A Little Bit Heavenly, A Little Bit Sick  (M) 

After battling Heaven's angels, things have seemed to only get worse for the king of hell. He had hoped that joining his daughter's cause would help cure the ache in his heart, but it wasn't nearly as easy as it sounded. He still felt just as hopeless as ever. Meanwhile, Alastor's patience was wearing thinner by the day, yearning for power... and desperate to escape Lucifer's forgotten bonds that prevented him from having it. 

Let’s Make A Deal  (M 274,095) SERIES 

It all started with a single sentence from the King of Hell himself; "Make a deal with me." To protect Charlie, Lucifer knew he needed to stop acting like the King of Hell and actually be it. Though several thousand years out of the social network tends to make someone rather inept at even the most casual of conversations. If there is one thing the Radio Demon is good at, it's manipulating and reading people. Lucifer figured he could probably use that. What's one deal? They're not betting souls here. 

The Wicked Witch Doctor  (EX) 

Alastor is a witch, and in a world where witches are no longer welcome, that's...not the greatest thing to be. But Alastor's life is going fine, until a stranger shows up in his life. 

The Devil’s Gift  (EX) 

Alastor meets Lucifer 2 years before his 7-year long sabbatical, and they engage in a drunken, mistaken night of passion. What Alastor didn’t expect was to meet Lucifer again after said sabbatical, who vaguely remembers the Radio Demon and nothing of their midnight foray. Of course he didn’t know a thing about their child. Alastor would like to keep it that way. If only the fallen angel could stop caring about them so much, things would be much easier. 

Can I Interest You In Some Holy Suffering?  (T 65,216) SERIES 

In the aftermath of the Extermination Day that wasn’t, Alastor and Lucifer are both suffering for different yet tangentially related reasons. By some unholy miracle, they find unlikely support within each other. Or something like support, considering Alastor is convinced that Lucifer is trying to kill him. Meanwhile, the Devil himself is slowly losing his mind over his growing attraction to the psychotic, cannibalistic, deer who has taken to dogging his steps. 

Be It Ever So Humble  (M 2,612) SERIES 

Overlords hold territory like vampires, selfishly guarding their land. In return, their territory gives them power as they exert their influence. Vox's employees slowly began to take on neon blue hues. Cannibal Town was perpetually stuck in the Edwardian era. Alastor, though a powerful Overlord in his own right, never had territory of his own. Or did he? After the victory against the angels, the Hazbin Hotel starts changing... 

A Terrible Beauty  (EX 15,512) SERIES 

The first time he meets the devil, Alastor is twenty-one years old. It is not the last time, though it does set the course for everything that follows. It is where it all begins. 

Lie With My Bones  (EX 94,342)  SERIES 

Alastor's hands trembled as he poured another drink, memories flooding his mind. Lucifer's touch, once unsettling, now sent electricity through his veins. The devil's praise made his heart soar, and even Lucifer's terrible puns brought a genuine smile to his face. "This can't be happening," he whispered to the empty room. "I can't feel this way. I'm not capable of... of..." But the truth was undeniable. Every racing heartbeat, every longing glance, every sleepless night spent replaying their encounters – it all pointed to one terrifying conclusion. "Oh no," Alastor breathed, the realisition hitting him like a physical blow. He was hopelessly, terrifyingly attracted to the King of Hell himself. And Lucifer, damn him, probably knew it all along. Or In the streets of New Orleans, Alastor's ascent from poverty to radio stardom leaves a trail of blood and chaos. His chance encounter with Lucifer as a child setting him on a path of obsession that spans decades. As Alastor's fame grows, so does his desperate need for Lucifer's attention and approval. But in a game of love, manipulation, and misunderstanding, who was ever going to be the winner? 

Loml   (EX) 

“Why him?” Lucifer crosses his arms over his stomach, hands clasping onto opposite elbows; a simulation of the hug he so desperately needs. There’s a lot he can say here. Like how Alastor makes his hopeless heart flutter with the belief that maybe dreams are still possible; that Alastor makes him feel something, anything, everything all at once, and it is as heavenly as it is torturous. But all he can manage, in a voice so small he can scarcely believe it's his own, is, “He makes me laugh.” 

Something In Me Understood  (EX  32198)  

“I suppose, since I’m already here, that I may as well look for something new to read,” Alastor offers, looking around at the various cards hanging off the shelves denoting sections of Mystery and Drama interspersed with the letters of the alphabet for organization. “This place is quite expansive, I’m sure I won’t have any trouble finding something that might suit me.” “Something new?” Luci repeats with a hum, poking his head out from around the corner of the wall. His grin is broad and his eyes are narrowed in delight. “Or something novel?” Alastor snorts before he can stop it, throwing a hand in front of his face and looking away as if he could take back the sound by obscuring his face. He hears Luci’s laugh, delighted at having gotten a reaction to such a lame pun. Alastor would have to tuck that one away for himself, already thinking of the groans of his coworkers once he gets a chance to repeat it. 

The Poison Of God  (M) 

“Lucifer was his name in Perdition. In Heaven, he is Samael” A soldier of Heaven, plagued by dreams of fire and pledged to die for his realm, a virtuous angel with a past known to all but himself. A plan to save the wretched souls of Hell, conjured by a princess with a reputation for failure, her hopes of stopping the senseless killing of her people all resting on one day’s shoulders. As deadly secrets hidden below every surface threaten to bubble over, tensions rise in Heaven and Hell alike and only one side can win. 

Ruination Of Lucifer  (EX) 

Charlie Morningstar, ever the ray of sunshine, asks Alastor to find out what's going on with Lucifer. Alastor takes to the task with gusto. Lucifer hates every second of it. 

Throw Me In The Deep End  (T) 

For reasons known only to her, Lilith leaves Lucifer and, to keep him from having Charlie, abandons her in the middle of the Louisiana bayou. Who should find her but one deeply annoyed serial killer finishing dumping a body? Unable to leave a crying little girl to the alligators but equally unwilling to risk his secret being found out, Alastor takes her home and enlists Rosie's help to raise her. A frantic Lucifer spends years searching for his daughter, refusing to believe that she had been swallowed by the bayou the night his wife left him. Could the young woman staring at him really be her, or is his mind playing tricks on him? 

Bedtime Rituals To Try Out Before The Next Angelic War  (T 43,929) 

He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull. In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head. 

Do You Want To Know? (M) SERIES

The king of hell and the radio demon hate each other. Or, at least, they used to. But when hate turns to tolerance and tolerance turns to interest, the two begin on a path of morality and vengeance that they never expected to take.

Smile Just For Me (T 1,174)

Lucifer meets a charming radio host at a bar and boy do things get out of hand.

For we have already met  EX SERIES 

His longing, a family to hold, His deepest wish, to love, be consoled. In despair, he seeks to live, to die whole, To span the years, to feel his soul. Happiness came, then vanished fast, Perhaps it was never meant to last. In solitude, he finds his way, For loneliness is here to stay. 

Blood, Water, and Other Bonds  EX 29717 

Alastor has never desired anything more than to put Lucifer Morningstar in his place. 

To Bleed And Burn For You  EX 

A battle that was seen as unwinnable was won, but someone was missing. Lucifer would have been happy to leave the smiling demon for dead, but seeing his daughter's heartbroken tears over Alastor had him changing his mind. The things parents will do for their children. Lucifer nor Alastor thought that from that day, they would grow to understand each other through their past traumas and become more than two men who hated each other. Scars could tell stories and they both were doomed to have more since their story had only just begun. 

An Inconvenient Proposal  EX 54021 SERIES 

The King of Hell needs a consort. Lucifer, ancient beyond human history and married to the same person for ten thousand years, has very little personal context on how to navigate the world of modern courtship. Surely nothing will go wrong! Right? 

The Devil's Gambit  EX 87860 

A power vaccum forms in Hell with the disappearance of the queen. Alastor, the Radio Demon, sets out to spy on the Devil and see where his own opportunities might lie. Instead, he's caught, and is presented with a tantalizing deal to form an alliance that will change his status, and the power structure of Hell. Is it wise to make a deal with an angry king bent on revenge? The real question is... will it be entertaining? 

Helping Hand of the Fallen  T 10571 SERIES 

In the depths of Hell, where power games and ancient grudges define existence, Lucifer Morningstar finds himself in an unexpected routine—cooking breakfast, rebuilding his daughter’s hotel, and dealing with a particularly troublesome guest: Alastor, the Radio Demon. Between bouts of sarcastic banter, simmering rage, and the occasional murderous shadow, these two powerful beings test the limits of each other’s patience—and their own restraint. As the rebuilt Hazbin Hotel nears completion, the question looms: will this uneasy alliance lead to mutual understanding, or will it end in disaster? 

Dark Harmonies  EX 

New Orleans, 1928. All he wanted was the freedom to choose his own path. But Lucifer Morningstar’s every move is watched by his controlling father, senator Eli Morningstar. One misstep defames Lucifer when his illicit affair with the wife of local sugar tycoon Adam Desjardins comes to light. Shaken by the backlash, Lucifer attempts to put his life back together. To better his image, he uses his remaining money and dwindling power to fund the arts in the Crescent City. His campaign leads him to a young, up-and-coming radio host named Alastor Hirzin, who imbues his broadcasts with a dashing voice and a prodigal skill with every instrument he touches. Lucifer enters a financial deal with Alastor, hoping to make him New Orleans’ first mainstream Afro-Creole radio host, but he is not the kind of person Lucifer expects. Both men find themselves in an unlikely partnership based around their love for their city, the budding technology of the era, and the occult. Lucifer’s deal becomes blurred as he and Alastor soon delve into something more than a partnership…a something that is only made more complicated by both men’s pasts and looming futures. 

Those Angelic Eyes M 

Lucifer gets sent to the mysterious Alastor Hartfelt as his guardian angel down on Earth…  I mean how bad can it be? 

Beasts of Hell  M 

In a dangerous supernatural realm, two apex predators—Alastor, a towering humanoid deer-like shadow beast, and Lucifer, a sleek winged creature with avian grace—form an unlikely bond. Scientists venture into their mysterious forest to study them, discovering a connection that defies nature and logic. Despite their differences in size, species, and temperament, the two creatures share a den, hunt as a team, and demonstrate what can only be described as love. 

Puppet Loosely Strung  M 

Lucifer thinks Alastor is more deserving of a new owner of his soul. Alastor is injured and now dragged into yet another soul deal, and can only hope he got a better offer this time. A bond grows. Darkness is lurking around a corner. 

In the Forests of Pride  M 

Alastor hadn't thought much of the little girl he saved in the forest that day. Not until he realized she was Lucifer's daughter. Then he found him self seemingly having to keep an eye on the little princess every time she manged to escape her father and slip off into Alastor's forest. Lucifer hadn't ever thought the Forests were dangerous. But honestly he wasn't to sure now that his daughter has seemingly gotten attached to the creepy ass smiling demonic deer that seems to call the place home. 

Into The Dark  EX 

Alastor is a researcher for the secretive H.A.Z.B.I.N containment facility buried underground. Deep in the bowels of the facility, the ancient Anomaly 7-666 (Codenamed: Pride) is held. The creature is known to be the most dangerous anomaly the facility has ever encountered and is now Alastor's latest assignment. 

Better Off D(e)ad   M 

Taking up half of the “seeking employees/help wanted” page is an ad for… Babysitting? Posted by Lucifer Morningstar. ‘Negotiable salary. Room and board provided (on-site detached suite). Looking for someone with childcare experience to assist my family and I. Non-smoker preferred. Has to have a valid driver license. Can not be allergic to animals. Criminal history check required. Please call (xxx) xxx-xxxx. Serious inquiries only.’ “This seems promising.”, Alastor mumbles to himself. 

In the Light of the Fireflies   M 27151 SERIES 

After months of planning, Alastor was ready to add another murder to his list. What he hadn't planned on was the short, little man with the sharp grin who popped up out of nowhere asking to join him. 

Avatar of Hell  T 

Hell was a manifestation of pure Evil born of the moment that Eve bit into the Fruit of Knowledge. An ugly tear in the perfection that had been made by Purity and Goodness. Everyone knew this as absolute fact, from the holiest of Seraphim to the lowliest imp. Everyone was wrong. 

An Inhuman Vastness   T 

Without anything to really anchor him since Lilith left, Lucifer struggles with the weight of centuries trapped in Hell in a body that wasn't meant to permanently hold him. Alastor learns there is something far older and more powerful behind the King's delicate appearance than he realized and it only serves to drive him to ask more questions 

Permission to Touch  EX 

Lucifer is so lonely that he ignores every red flag because a smooth talking radio demon gave him attention. 

[jjanewillow]

gatz v. gatsby

exploitation

embezzlement

hush money

riches burn holes in our small towns

we yearn for it's shine like the sun

and with the taste of a coin

we feel, for a moment, their pride and greed

bi-weekly, we have what we need

and shrivel like ants under the magnifying glass, watching as it goes missing

after we are scorched to the earth

they steal so we starve and freeze

they live comfortably in multimillion dollar mansions

watching from their towers, our suffering

how do they sleep at night?

we all wonder

in california kings with silk sheets

peacefully, because they will never have to worry

about keeping their families fed

and the lights on

without a care in the world they rule that the rats they live amongst are themselves

what can exterminate them, anyway?

certainly not the powerless filth we are

money fills the void in them

plastic smiles and bright, beautiful, botulinum faces

radiating heaven's golden glow in a sinister way

we begin to sag and age

and turn green with jealousy

and want to kill in that envious rage

blood is rich, too

[syscultureis]

our weird introjects include

-underdog from the 2007 movie underdog

-trisha paytas factive who just fronts to age regress

-the entire cast of the boyfriends webtoon

-2 kokichi oumas

-multiple octonauts fictives

-7 links from the legend of zelda

-an introject of lofthouse cookies like literally lofthouse cookies as a person

-countless introjects from lps and webkinz series on youtube

-tummy who says they are "the personification of tumblr" as well as "a gift sent from heaven"

-songtive of Mary by Alex G

-factive of a real life woman who committed embezzlement

-Emmet Brickowski from the lego movie

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[pissfizz]

The first fan unit I have is called Soar! and they’re angel themed idols. Their sekai is the Sky Sekai and it’s made entirely of clouds and such. It consists of Tsubasa, Miharu, Akari, and Hikaru. Tsubasa was an idol who always put 110% into everything she did and wanted to inspire others all over the world, however her unit never took off very well, and after an incident where the company she was under got caught for embezzlement and such, her unit got disbanded and she was left without work. She decided from there that she wanted to create her own independent idol group, free from the constraints of a big idol company, and “soar to the heavens” on their own. She ends up enrolling at Miya Girls, where she meets Akari, who’s incredibly beautiful and mature and Tsubasa just KNOWS Akari would be a perfect idol, and so she begs her to join with her. Akari does not want to, as she is very serious and does not think being an idol is a worthwhile job in the slightest. However, Tsubasa meets her new step sister, Miharu, not knowing the two are step siblings. Miharu and Akari do not get along, and are opposites in pretty much every way. Miharu is kind of stupid and very emotional and easily angry, while Akari is practically a genius and thinks emotions are a hindrance. Miharu also goes to Kamiyama. Anyway, Tsubasa meets Miharu, who catches her eye on the street, and asks if she’d be interested in trying out for an idol group. Miharu is immediately drawn in, and Tsubasa tells her to bring any friends that she thinks would like to do it as well. When Miharu mentions it at home… her parents say it’s a waste of time and she cannot do it unless Akari does it too, knowing Akari wouldn’t agree. So essentially, it becomes a fight to force Akari to join. It eventually works out and they reach a tentative deal, and so the two go to Tsubasa’s audition, with Miharu’s best friend Hikaru in tow. Hikaru is the tall, silent type, and is very mysterious, always wearing a mask to school and when out and about. He’s a boy, but is enthralled with girls fashion and clothing, and crossdresses in secret, for fear of being judged or not seen as enough of a man to his family and peers for his hobby. At the audition, Akari is naturally gifted, perfect for the role of idol, just as Tsubasa predicted. Miharu is… not the best, but she has the potential. And Hikari’s performance is a bit lackluster, he doesn’t put in the full effort necessary, but Tsubasa can’t help but think he’d be an amazing idol anyway. All three of them are accepted, which starts conflict with Akari, because she never planned on going this far, and with Hikaru as he attempts to lead two seperate lives, one as a female idol and one as a normal teenage boy.

[cauchemars]

hi! it’s mai (she/her, gmt+8) and i’ll be writing for lee harin, miss ballerina turned nobody. under the cut is a little tldr about her and the prompts.

tldr: lee harin’s got a privileged life back in seoul—a prima ballerina in the making—until her father suddenly got arrested for fraud and embezzlement, causing the whole family to go bankrupt. her mother decided to reach out to an estranged relative in yuseong bay and that’s how she ended up here.

when did your muse first arrive in yuseong bay?

she came to yuseong bay with her mother two weeks after her father got arrested, which is roughly around mid february 2024. her mother decided to reach out to an estranged relative (her older sister) who stays in the town and once she agreed about having them over, her mother wasted no time and insisted that harin came along. she didn’t like the idea of moving into a small town at first, even more when she heard that she would be staying at her aunt’s house. but then again, what choice does she have anyways? if anything she’s glad her aunt is kind enough to help them out amidst the tragedy—not that she’d ever admit it out loud though.

what does an average day look like for your muse?

harin spends most of her day doing nothing. it’s not like there’s much to do around yuseong anyways, but really, what else is she supposed to do here? her mother doesn’t seem to care about her loitering around most of the time, nor her aunt (with the exception of her cousin, who often insists that harin must help out around the house since she doesn’t even work or care to get a job), so she takes it as a sign that it’s okay to just exist and do whatever she wants to do. after all it’s not harin’s fault she still gets the princess treatment even when she’s no longer deemed as one.

where can your muse usually be found?

as someone who lived in the city, obviously she’s more drawn to hanhwa resort more than anything else in the town. it’s the only place that reminds her of seoul in a way, of a life she’s forced to leave behind after shit went down with her family. harin is often seen hanging around the resort—she does get mistaken as a tourist every now and then, usually by another tourist, and sometimes she’d play along and hang out with them if she likes them enough. harin also frequents 88& bar and would likely pop up out of nowhere if there’s any town get-togethers or events. since she has too much time on her hands, she’s kinda all over the place too.

how does your muse feel about hanhwa resort?

having arrived in town a little before the resort’s official opening, harin finds it interesting that a small town like this has such an exquisite resort. it’s the first thing that caught her eyes when she first came here, although she’s quick to learn from her aunt that some of the locals aren’t too happy with it. as an outsider, she thinks it’s a great addition to the town.

is there an aspiration for your muse to stay in or leave yuseong bay?

if harin was to be honest, she doesn’t want to stay another second in this godforsaken town. on the other hand, life in yuseong bay isn’t as bad as she thought it would be. sure, this fucking town bores her sometimes, but harin’s got everything she needs right here—a place to stay, somebody that looks after her (re: puts up with her princess behavior), her mother. plus she doesn’t even need to work, courtesy of her aunt thinking that a guest should never be made to work as long as they are under her care. for now harin’s comfortable with how she’s living, but there’s always a part of her that longs for the once busy, fast-paced life she had in seoul.

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list your muse’s three favorite songs.

her top three songs would be: what was i made for? - billie eilish / i like the way you kiss me - artemas / say yes to heaven - lana del rey

describe your muse’s wardrobe.

harin likes to keep her clothing simple but stylish. she loves wearing mini skirts and dresses and usually goes for soft and bright colors. lee doona is the inspo for her wardrobe so whatever she wears to be honest!

what is a color, word, and emoji that you feel describes your muse?

dust storm (#eecfcc), bitter, 🙄

three strong likes and dislikes for your muse.

likes: getting her ways, the sound of rain, dressing up / dislikes: not getting her ways, nosy people, eating alone

three positive and negative traits for your muse.

positive traits: alluring, sophisticated, outspoken / negative traits: distant, cunning, vindictive

three talents and shortcomings for your muse.

talents: not giving a fuck (even more now that she has nothing to lose), has a good eye for fashion (one thing she’s gonna do is look good no matter how shitty her life is!), great attention to detail (for someone who doesn’t really give a fuck about anything, harin notices everything—she’s just really good at acting dumb sometimes) / shortcomings: believing that every man is for himself (she thinks everyone is like her, only concerned about their own interests, so she doesn’t feel as guilty when she ditches anyone because they’d probably do the same), tends to make everything about her (if you think your life is shitty enough, no, she’d argue that she’s got it worse!), doesn’t express her feelings openly (she’s got a habit of bottling shit up and dealing with it quietly because she was taught that showing emotions is weak, a habit she picks up from her father)

what is a book/tv series/movie/video game character that you feel your character relates to?

she’s a mix of baek harin (pyramid game) and lee doona (doona!), hence her name lee harin if it’s not that obvious yet… a little bit of lee eunyoo (sweet home) and han mone (the escape of the seven) too.

a relevant goal or arch for your character to overcome.

she’s very distrustful of people around her, so it would be nice if she learns to let people in and make some real friends instead of just using them for her personal gain. she also needs to learn to let things go! sure, it hasn’t been that long since she left seoul, but harin couldn’t seem to move on from her past, somehow still hung up on the idea of what ifs or what could have beens. it’d be nice if she doesn’t dwell too much on the past and start living in the moment—shit already happened anyways, it’s not like she could turn back time and change it or something, am i right?

[pulpman2]

The Emergence of Paul Pfeffer

Maggie Logan could not believe her eyes. Swaying unsteadily, as he beat his hands against the incoming surf and slowly regained his feet, the private detective took in the sight of playboy and fugitive from justice, Paul Pfeffer as he emerged from the sea. Retained by the Los Angeles Police Department to find the man suspected of murdering his millionaire wife, the red headed private eye had eventually gone on vacation in disgust, furious at her inability to even pick up the man’s trail, much less arrest him. And now, like mannah from heaven, the breathless, disheveled but very much alive, wanted man stumbled out of the ocean and onto the deserted beach, right in front of the woman who for three months had been unsuccessfully trying to find him so she could put Paul Pfeffer in jail. ‘Looks like mountains really do come to Mohammed after all,’ Maggie mused to herself.

Feeling undressed, not just by virtue of her swim suit, but also by the absence of her gun and handcuffs, the tough woman detective was not going to let this gift horse stumble on by and deny her her fee. Maggie stepped out from the beach rock she had just got changed behind and stood in front of the exhausted looking Paul, barring his path. “Hello, Mr Pfeffer,” she said casually, “nice day, isn’t it?” The tee shirted man shot her a look of confusion and alarm and then, before the detective could react, the fugitive had leapt on the woman, bowling her over until both tumbled into the sand. Pfeffer was strong - far stronger than he had any right to be, given how long he had been missing and his evident battle with the elements. And Maggie was still in holiday mode, quite unprepared for her quarry to almost swim into her lap. But now he was astride her, knees pressing the woman’s shoulders into the sand, his right hand raised with a rock clutched in it, ready to bring it down onto her skull.

“Wait!” Maggie called out. Her brain whirled, knowing that if she didn’t come up with something, this case could be her last. Bizarrely, the thought ‘I always thought I’d die with my boots on,’ drifted through her head, before the defeatist refrain was replaced by ‘Shoot, I haven’t even got my pantyhose on!’ and she was back to figuring a way out of this mess. Paul had indeed paused, the urgency in Maggie’s vouce making him stop to listen. “Paul you need to know - Carla’s nephew confessed to the murder!” the detective impressed on her attacker rapidly. “They fell out over the fact he stole her car and he brained her with a paper weight. The cops know it’s not you!” She looked up at Pfeffer as it dawned on the man that his months of hiding and avoiding all contact with the wider workd had been unnecessary. He was not going to the electric chair after all. “Oh thank god!” he breathed. The rock dropping from his grasp perilously close to Maggie’s face as it hit the sand with a soft thud. Paul’s face was in his hands as he wept in relief and exhaustion. Maggie wriggled out from under him and stood over the now kneeling, sobbing man. “But there is the small matter of the two million you embezzled from your late wife, sweetheart.” she told him. “You’re still under arrest.”

*

Maggie improvised and used a combination of the belt from her dress and her discarded tights to tie Paul’s hands behind his back. The man didn’t seem to mind at all. “What do you think I’ll get for the embezzlement charge, ma’am?” he asked Maggie as the female detective finished tying him and then took him by his elbow to trudge up to the road where her car was waiting,. “Seeing as you have effectively defrauded yourself now that your wife is dead, I’m not sure,” the red head smiled, “but with good behaviour, I’d be surprised if you serve eighteen months.” Paul breathed deeply. “Thankyou, ma’am.” he replied. “Thankyou so much.”

My interpretation of the story behind this cover to The Puzzle of Paul Pfeffer, Master Detective magazine (August 1955)

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Finally! I've done it and found the perfect husband for madam. by u/Mistressbrindello

Finally! I've done it and found the perfect husband for madam. This is the one. Tone deaf, yes. Very rich, yes. Black, yes. What more could a megalomaniac want than a billionaire who stays in a $75,000 a night hotel suite and brags about it on Instagram while the majority of his people live in extreme poverty? Teddy, who flew in on his private jet to plead for economic support, has allegedly embezzled $100 million of his country's wealth (so far) to fund his lifestyle. This is a match made in heaven, imagine the tasteless things she could do with his fortune. And he's already on the gram Megsy...Sadly, for the sake of the people I guess we'd better hope it doesn't happen - although I can't help but think she'd be a fitting punishment for his sins.https://ift.tt/avnwQXr story: https://ift.tt/s7ITSWB post link: https://ift.tt/2toWJCe author: Mistressbrindello submitted: October 05, 2023 at 07:18PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

[childofchrist1983]

Then said Jesus to those Jews which believed on him, If ye continue in my word, then are ye my disciples indeed; And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. They answered him, We be Abraham's seed, and were never in bondage to any man: how sayest thou, Ye shall be made free? Jesus answered them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whosoever committeth sin is the servant of sin. - John 8:31-34 KJV

All too often, we forget that sin can enslave us. We know that addiction can enslave, but do we think of sin as a master? When we sin, we open the door to Satan who is more than happy to walk on in, tempting us and leading us astray, away from God and His Holy Word. And as Jesus Christ Himself warns us, we cannot serve two masters (Matthew 6:24)! We were created to follow and glorify and serve Him, not ourselves and this world.

The bank robber doesn't start off robbing banks; he probably started by taking money from his parents or shoplifting from the local store. If he doesn't get caught and punished, the thievery can get bigger. If a liar doesn't get caught in the lie, the liar gets more proficient and lies about more important matters. The embezzler probably started by taking home office supplies. Small sins lead to bigger sins. Satan is happy to whisper in our ears that what we want, we should have and we shouldn't worry about how we get it. When we disobey the commandments and we don't get zapped by lightening, we can think, "So what's the big deal." This leads us to thinking we are free to live as we please without worrying about the consequences. We forget that sin has its own consequences and that the final judgment belongs to God.

When we tell the truth, we don't have to worry about remembering what we said because we told the truth. If we don't insult people or call them names, then we don't have to worry about retaliation. When we are kind, people are kind back. When we live conscious of the presence of God, we are free of fear. We know that we are doing our best to be ready to meet him whenever he calls us. We don't have to worry about the future, because we know that God is in control and whatever happens, we'll be fine. Why would anyone choose slavery to sin over freedom? you want us to be free. We know that He is always there to forgive us for our sins and we need Him and His grace to remain free in your love and mercy. May we be reminded of Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ, trusting in and being led by Him and His Holy Word and Spirit everyday and every moment of our lives.

Jesus Christ is the only way to Heaven (John 3:5, 14:6), the only way to salvation (Acts 4:12, Ephesians 2:8-9) and He is resurrection and the life (John 11:25-26). As true and born-again Christians, we believe in Him and His Holy Word. We know though our mortal bodies should die, He will raise us up and into new and glorious bodies (The Rapture). We who are truly His and alive at His second coming will never die, and our bodies will be changed in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, and so shall we ever be with Him in His Kingdom of Heaven forevermore (1 Corinthians 15:51-52, 1 Thessalonians 4:16-17). This is one of many promises given to us by God Himself. Let this promise of future resurrection give us hope and peace and encourage us always. Thank God for His strength and guidance when we are faced with sin and temptation. Thank Him for His mercy and grace. Through Bible study and prayer, God reveals His wisdom and guides us to see opportunities to grow closer to Him and grow spiritually. He gives us direction to live our lives according to His Holy Word and will. We must make God top priority everyday! May we be motivated to spread God's Holy Word and Gospel Truth to all the Earth, knowing that it is the only hope of all those lost in their sins. Let us not hold out a false hope for men to be saved without the Gospel, but instead, strive to do our part to get the Gospel out to a lost and dying world.

Leaning on Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ through prayer and His Holy Word and Spirit strengthens us and our knowledge and wisdom about God and His Gospel Truth, exposing these imposters. May God help us to seek and lean on Him daily to gain the strength, wisdom and spiritual discernment needed to expose Satan and his imposters who seek to destroy us and God's ultimate Truth. Everyday, we must remember to share Jesus Christ's Gospel Truth with the world and to thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for the grace that He poured out for us on the cross at Calvary. He has freed us from the burdens of sin and from the eternal damnation of Hell. In all we say and do, may all praise, honor and glory always be given to Him and His Kingdom of Heaven.

With renewed minds, hearts and wills, let us serve Him humbly and faithfully out of pure love and grateful rejoicing. May He remind us of His presence and to remain at peace, fully knowing that all will be well because He is always with us. Let us seek Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ today and everyday with all our heart and being, looking for His love, light and will for our lives with each step we take. Let us seek to please Him with our thoughts, words, and deeds and seek to advance His Kingdom of Heaven and His glory with our lives. Let us seek Him from a pure and humble heart, and when we so seek, we believe Him and His promise that we will find. May He help us all to be more sensitive to the teaching ministry of His Holy Word and Spirit, relying on Him and allowing Him to speak to us and guide us every step of our Christian journey.

God gave us the Holy Bible - His living and Holy Word - to let us know of Him and His abiding love and care as well as guide and prepare us for all our lives. May He help us encourage one another as we continue our walk with Him and our duty to Him daily. Thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for being present for all our new beginnings and all our lives. May He redirect any anxiety we feel as He provides countless opportunities for growth and change. May we humble ourselves before God always, asking Him to forgive our sins and make our hearts and lives anew through His Holy Word and Spirit. May He help us make Him and His Holy Word top priority, so we can grow spiritually and grow in our relationship with Him as we apply it to our daily lives. Thank God that we can focus on Him and everything about Him, for that is what keeps us sane and at peace. May our words and actions always be a reflection of Him and His Holy Word and Spirit and will.

May He help us to always walk in His grace and Holy Spirit, not by our own measure. May He give us the humble humility to know that our freedom and eternal salvation is found only in Him, so that His grace may sustain us, and we may never lose sight of His love and light and mercy. Thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for calling us to Him and to serve Him. May He equip us to do all that He has called us to do so that as He works through us, He may use us to produce fruit, to reach others, and to encourage all brothers and sisters in Christ. May He work all of these things in us and through us for His Kingdom and His glory. Thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for all His creation, for His miraculous ways and for everything He does and has done for us! Keep the faith and keep moving forward in your walk with Jesus! He loves us and He knows what is best for us. Seek, follow and trust in Him - Always!

Thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for His Holy Word and for sending His Holy Spirit so that we might have His grace, not only to awaken us and transform our hearts in our spiritual rebirth and guarantee our eternity with Him, but to also call upon Him whenever we are in need. Thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for all the reminders of His love and mercy and faithfulness within His Holy Word. He is bigger than any challenge or circumstance in our lives. Knowing this within our minds and our hearts, nothing can deter our faith in Him and His Truth. May we all accept Him and His eternal gift of salvation and ask that He would transform our hearts and lives according to His will and ways. Thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for His Holy Spirit who saves, seals and leads us. May we always thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for His almighty power and saving grace. For He is our strength, and He alone is able to save us, forgive our sins and gift us eternal salvation and entry into His Kingdom of Heaven.

May we make sure that we give our hearts and lives to God and take time to seek and praise Him and share His Truth with the world daily. May the LORD our God and Father in Heaven help us to stay diligent and obedient and help us to guard our hearts in Him and His Holy Word daily. May He help us to remain faithful and full of excitement to do our duty to Him and for His glorious return and our reunion in Heaven as well as all that awaits us there. May we never forget to thank the LORD our God and our Creator and Father in Heaven for all this and everything He does and has done for us! May we never forget who He is, nor forget who we are in Christ and that God is always with us! What a mighty God we serve! What a Savior this is! What a wonderful LORD, God, Savior and King we have in Jesus Christ! What a loving Father we have found in Almighty God! What a wonderful God we serve! His will be done!

Thanks and glory be to God! Blessed be the name of the LORD! Hallelujah and Amen!

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The First Dance

Summary: You and JJ got married and you had a cute first dance \

Warnings: PURE FLUFF

word count: 677 words :)

Authors Note: this is my first time writing anything so please be gentle.

Enjoy!!

Tomorrow is the day you marry your best friend, JJ Maybank. When you two first met for the first time you were cleaning tables at the Wreck. You and Kie have been best friends basically your 

whole lives. When your parents got the death penalty for embezzling funds from the Government, you went to live with kie and her parents. They loved you as if you were their own blood. You and JJ were instantly best friends, you both loved to drink and smoke weed.When JJ asked you to be his girlfriend he did it at your big Christmas party. He was your present, he put himself in a big box and when you opened it he asked you if you would be his girlfriend. He did the same thing 4 years later but he wrapped the ring in your favorite wrapping paper and put it under the tree. When you opened your gift you were so confused until JJ went down on one knee  and then grabbed the ring box from your hand and proposed. You of course said yes and here you were now the night before your wedding. You and your bridesmaids were at a hotel having a girls night, doing face masks and painting your nails. JJ is hanging out with John B and Pope at the chateau, they are playing Call of Duty and drinking beer. Sleep came easily for you but not so easily for JJ. JJ was worrying about every small detail of the wedding, but he was so happy to marry you in the morning. When you woke up it was 5:45am in the morning but you had a makeup artist coming at 6:00 to get Your Makeup done and the rest of your wedding party including your “Mom”. Kie’s Parents were the ones giving you away and you were so thankful for them taking you in as one of their own. Kie is your maid of honor so she helped you into your beautiful wedding dress. It was long and flowy but still flattered your body. You and JJ decided you wanted to do a first look with each other, and when he saw you he started to cry like just saw an angel. As you started to walk down the aisle with your “Dad” he started to cry because you looked like an angel sent from Heaven.  When you said you I do’s he cracked a joke like he always did just to see you smile at him. When you were leaving the ceremony space JJ picked you up by your legs and hoisted you up onto his shoulder as you guys went to take photos away from everyone else. When you arrived at the after party  everyone cheered so loud you thought people in the next state could hear them, But JJ grabbed your hand and held it up like you just won a boxing match. You were having so much fun with your now husband, then it was time for the first dance. I can't Help Falling in love started to play as you and JJ started to slow dance, as you stood arm in arm with each other looking at each other with so much love you started to kiss each other in a slow but passionate kiss as everyone around you was cheering. You start to smile over his lips  and then the song changes and everyone starts to dance again. Then it was time to cut the cake, Ohh what a mess you and JJ made. You cut the first piece and went to give JJ a bite and ended up shoving the piece of cake in his face, then shoved the cake in your face and It just turned into a small food fight between you and JJ. After a few more hours of dancing and playing games it was time for you to go home as newlyweds. AS everyone lit there sparklers you and JJ walked down the path of sparklers and got in you car and went home. 

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Ghost was released on July 13th, (1990). 33 years ago today. 😱

#RIP Patrick Swayze dang. I was 17 when I saw this movie. Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze was either married or boyfriend and girlfriend. Either was . Swayze character was targeted and killed by a man name Willie. Whoppi Goldberg played Ada Mae Pierce. Medium/ conartist. Swayze character spirit could not move on; once Swayze character found out who killed him. Why he was killed. Willie died. The demons took him to hell. Swayze character best friend also was dragged to hell by demons. Swayze went to heaven. Money is the root of all evil. Yes, Swayze character was killed over money. All the embezzlement funds that the best friend stole from people. Was transfer into an account to help the needy. Not the greddy.

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Afanasyev, Alexander. "The Tale of Ivan Tsarevich, the Bird of Light, and the Grey Wolf." Russian Folk-Tales, translated by Leonard Magnus, Kegan Paul, Trench, Trubner & Co., 1916, pp. 78-90. Link.

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