#Embezzled Heaven

[transrevolutions]

french revolution dashboard simulator

🐀 ami-du-peuple Follow

uh actually man has the right to deal with his oppressors by devouring their beating hearts. hope this helps.

🎩 departicle Follow

Hold up. Okay. Actually, fuck this. This sort of violent rhetoric should not be tolerated on here. Do you seriously think this sort of thing is going to make the nobility give you more rights???? You must be out of your minds! Reported.

🧵 seamstressproud Follow

reblog to devour this guy's beating heart

#username checks out lmao #politics #everybody point and laugh #common adp w

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organt-deactivated06151792

update: new canto out now!!! go check it out 😈😏🥀 (remember don't like don't read <3)

📜 sacredhostreceipts Follow

@centuriesandskies this you?? not such a great look for a convention rep ngl

🌄 centuriesandskies Follow

listen. I wrote this a long time ago, before I went into serious politics. the account is deactivated for a reason.

I was twenty. I did poorly. I can do better.

#sj.txt #if this is the worst dirt you can dig up on me #i'm way less corrupt than half the people in the convention these days #at least i'm not doing fucking. embezzlement. #also sacredhostreceipts if you're who i think you are #don't you have better things to do rn?

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🌎 landscape-showdown Follow

🌎 landscape-showdown Follow

why the fuck is everyone tagging this with french??? political figures?

#what the hell is going on over there #also maybe cool it with the death threats #I don't want this blog to get taken down #what's a girondin #is this some joke I'm not french enough to understand #showdown update

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⛪ progressivepriest Follow

Unpopular opinion but why is everyone so up in arms about the new Civil Oath? Literally all it's asking is for you to promise not to commit treason just because the Pope tells you to? I can see where people are coming from with the whole violation-of-religion deal, but can you blame the Assembly for trying to make sure the people aren't forcibly subjugated by the wealth of the nobility?

faith-first-alwaysdeactivated03011791

Sounds like something a heretic would say. To betray the Pope and king is to betray the will of God and your eternal soul! You should pray for forgiveness and pledge loyalty to the monarchy or have fun burning in hell. Sorry not sorry.

⛪ progressivepriest Follow

L + ratio + iirc the Bible says "it is easier for a rope to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven" (Matthew 19:24)

🎻 lacarmagn01e Follow

occasional based catholic moment, go off OP!

🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow

looked the faith-first-always guy's blog, he's like a massive anti-huguenot too 🙄 why is it always the prot-exclusive radical catholics smh

🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow

LMAOOOOO HE DEACTIVATED

#religion tag #percs fuck off #anyways op makes a valid point #reblog #percs dni

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🛌 virtuous-bedtime Follow

she committee on my safety til I can't go public

🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow

I don't understand the joke, can someone explain please?? 🙂 Thank you!

🧵 seamstressproud Follow

is that fucking MAXIMILIEN ROBESPIERRE?!!?!?!?

🛌 virtuous-bedtime Follow

oh my god citizen robespierre I'm so sorry this was not meant to break containment lol I didn't even know you were on this site please forget you saw this

#this is the most embarassing moment of my life #literally sobbing rn #the original post is /j i prommy #i cannot be known as the citizen who had to explain this to the government

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🪓 indulgentsfuckoff Follow

fabre d'eglantine is NOT your poor little meow meow citizens he literally falsified decrees from the national convention and embezzled money to line his own pockets. I don't care how uwu babygirl you think he is he is a CRIMINAL who should be ARRESTED

💛 i-give-people-bread Follow

🥖🍞🥐

#baguette #loaf #croissant #i-give-people-bread #indulgentsfuckoff #silly

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🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

fucking fed up with the constant threat of the swiss guard, I think it's time we got some gunpowder and weapons and took things into our own hands yknow what I'm saying

🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

I'm no longer joking about this btw

🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

update:

hopital

🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

ok bc I've gotten like 50 asks about this: I am not injured and I am not in need of medical care. the punchline was that we stormed the fucking hotel des invalides to get guns and powder. didn't want to clarify the joke before now for security reasons but everyone knows about that and the bastille thing by now. please direct your money to people who actually need it.

#shouldve clarified the last post was /j #however I assumed yall knew this joke already #anyways #revolution #personal #500 #1k

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🌾 nopain-nograin Follow

got so high at the festivial 2day i thnk i saw hte suapreme being

#robespiere speech was prboably 🔥 #unforntuately i camt rember any of it #grainposting #oipum ehre is somtehing else thes days #memes

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🎨 jldavid-real-moved Follow

incredible speech from @springtimeofgovernment today at the jacobin club. nobody should be permitted to use their positions as civic leaders to commit crimes against the people, even under the guise of revolutionary fervor. if it comes to it, I too will drink the hemlock with him. for france. 🤝🤝

🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow

Thanks for your support, @jldavid-real

The situation over here is deteriorating really quickly, the representatives are getting violent and abandoning due process entirely. Anything you can do to stand with us now would be very appreciated. You do a lot of great work for the revolution, and I trust you completely.

🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow

@jldavid-real are you still there? We could really use your help right now.

🌄 centuriesandskies Follow

boosting @springtimeofgovernment here, can confirm he's been injured in a skirmish at the hotel de ville, they're passing summary death sentences without trial, @jldavid-real where is the help you promised us??? the people of paris are our only hope now.

edit: of course he moved blogs. coward.

#sj.txt #disappointed yet unsurprised #marat would be ashamed of you #9 thermidor #update

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🎻 lacarmagn01e Follow

DNI if you support any of these groups/people or their actions: m0narchists, f3uillants, br1ssotins/g1rondins, th3rmidorians, b0napart1sts, h3nri du v3rgier (also goes by c0mte de r0chjacquelin), charl0tte c0rday, or lafay3tte

(h3bertists and dant0nists you're on thin ice. behave.)

#censored so they dont show up in the tags #dni #get your nasty ass ideologies off my page #won't hesitate to block and/or report any violators #pinned

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gracchus-babeufdeactivated05271797

reblog to make the directoire choke to death on their stupid fucking outfits

🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow

hey staff. yeah you. where did this blog go?? notfishgoujon and prairial-95 are gone as well?? cowards too afraid to show your faces lmao especially after the fucking mess the directoire's made of the country. bet you anything that staff are on their fucking payroll too iykwim at least the republic didn't tolerate fucking bribery

#this site's gone to the dogs since thermidor yr 2 #following the trend of the rest of the country tbh #i'll probably get nuked for posting this #if so i'm not making a new account #i'll just make a paleocities or smth #politics tag #reblog #don't play with me ik full well gb didn't delete his blog of his own free will #they also zero note glitched it #just when you think they can't stoop lower

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📕 spectrehauntingeurope Follow

it's been 50 fucking years since gracchus-babeuf (and the other CoE blogs) were deleted without warning and still no response from staff, the govt, or anything. the site's gone through a fuckton of ownership changes and still nothing.

we're working on a bit of a project (some of you might know abt it already), it's gonna be out prob in the next year or so. remember '89. remember '93 and '94. remember '97.

the people will rise again. it's only a matter of time. 🚩

-mod karl

[pinknipszz]

can i rq some mafia boss! sukuna hcs pls :3c

mafia au’s r my guilty pleasure! i’ve never written one tho, so this is prob injected with like a million inaccuracies. i still hope u like this!

mafia boss sukuna who grew up as the runt of the litter in a commission that commits financial schemes, from embezzlement to bribery. later he learned that the commission was only part of a much bigger organization. at the tender age of six, he finally saw the boss, the ruler of the roost. even then, it was only in passing. 

mafia boss sukuna who met him again, this time in person, at eleven-years old. he remembers how he had spoken so eloquently for a man in dirty business, as if he held the mandate of heaven in his palm’s center, but sukuna didn’t think much of it. what struck him most was the little girl, who was not much younger than him, tucked under his robe.

mafia boss sukuna who was sorted to a different commission at nineteen, which put an end to his money laundering days. it was there that sukuna learned how to take charge of smaller tasks, like substance distribution (but never manufacturing; they didn’t trust him enough), and it was fun for a little while. by then, however, his needs grew teeth. 

mafia boss sukuna who finally saw you again after he just turned twenty-four. it was supposed to be a quick transaction between two commissions, an in-and-out operation, but you’re dangling in front of him like a succulent piece of meat, and you’re just so lovely, so unfit for dirty business. perhaps it’s the only semblance you share with your old man.

mafia boss sukuna who was finally promoted to head commissioner at twenty-nine, the youngest they’ve ever seen. the old bastard celebrated his accomplishment with a party at a caporegime’s home outside of the bustling city. parties aren’t his thing, but sukuna smiles when he sees you again before bringing his glass to his lips. third time’s the charm, right?

mafia boss sukuna who can play your papa like a fiddle. at the age of thirty-two, sukuna is in his prime, and so are you, his little lady—the way your belly swells sends a clear message to his subordinates. there’s still a long way to go before he can reach the top, but for now, sukuna is content with sitting across from your father at the dining table.

(masterlist)

[10yrsyart]

“Restitution: an act of restoring, or a condition of being restored”

None of us are perfect and so all of us have broken God’s Law. Good deeds can’t erase wrongs, just as you can’t recapture words that have left your mouth. But God loved us so much that He provided the payment for our sins instead. “He cancelled the record of the charges against us and took it away by nailing it to the cross.” (Colossians 2:14)

Just as these people had a choice to accept the offer of legal freedom, we also have the choice to accept Jesus’ payment for us, and His freedom. “For God has rescued us from the kingdom of darkness and transferred us into the Kingdom of His dear Son, who purchased our freedom and forgave our sins.” (Colossians 1:13-14)

Don’t rely on the good things you do as a ticket to Heaven. Only perfection is allowed into God’s home. Which is why Jesus, who lived a perfect life and died in our place, is the only way to be made perfect in God’s eyes. His righteousness covers us when we believe. A third option isn’t there; you either live with Him or live separated from Him forever. Believe in Jesus and accept His offer of payment and eternal life, for He loved you enough to pay it all so you can live. 💙

“For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord.” (Romans 6:23)

transcript:

Judge: You three have been charged with embezzlement, grand theft, and resisted arrest. You have two options. The first: A prison sentence that will continue until you have payed the entire sum of money that was lost. The second is provided by this gentleman here. He has offered to pay your bail in full, which I will accept as restitution, and your record will be wiped. Make your decisions now please.

Red Man: Who the heck is this guy, talking like he owns the place? These charges are totally unfair.

Blue Woman: What were you expecting? We did break the law.

Red Man: So our choices are living it up in prison or being indebted to this rich goody goody? I'm not accepting that. I don't need him. Where's the third option?

Purple Woman: I don't need a bail out either, I've done a lot of charity work. I'm sure there's a balance there somewhere.. You just have to wheedle the judge a little.

Blue Woman: Are you listening to yourself?-

Judge: Have you made your decisions?

Red Man: Yeah, I refuse! Who made it a crime to borrow a lil' money here and there? It's a free country, ain't it? Actually, it's a crime to discriminate against me like this!

Judge: So you have chosen the first option. I am truly sorry to hear this, Sir. Very well, officers, if you would-

Red Man: Hey, get your hands off me!

Judge: And you, ma'am?

Purple Woman: You see, Judge, I've worked with many nonprofits and charities over the years. They can vouch for me! I'm not really a bad person, this was just a little lapse in judgment, that's all.

Judge: I'm afraid it doesn't matter how many good works you've done, ma'am. The law is still the law, and you've broken it. If you do not accept the pardon you've been offered, you must accept the consequences of your actions.

Purple Woman: Let go of me! I don't deserve this-

Judge: What about you, ma'am?

Blue Woman: ..I'd like to accept this man's generous offer. But, if I may.. Why do you trust him to follow through? It's a rather large price...

Judge: Wonderful, a good question! I have seen his work and I trust his integrity explicitly. For you see- He is my Son.

Yeshua: Congratulations!

Blue Woman: Thankyou.. Thankyou so much! How can I ever repay you?!

Yeshua: I don't want your payment, I'm satisfied that you're free.

Blue Woman: But why?

Yeshua: Let's take a walk together for a bit and get to know each other. I'm doing something quite exciting, and I want you to be a part of it.

[mqfx]

(spoilers i guess about all the fights going on in idle dreams)

i can make gods squabble over petty insignificant things. i can make two idiots argue multiple times, including at least once during [BEEP]. i can make 4 people with wildly different connections to each other (two with one person who isn't even THERE) have a standoff twice, including two of them airing out hundred year resentments. i can make 5 gods wrassle 150 humans at once. i can make a goddess and her niece yell at each other over one dead princess and the fate of their now-colonized island. i can pit two sect families against each other. i can add political tension amongst warring factions on heaven and on earth. i can make a lady and her maid argue over who gets to sacrifice herself for the other. i can make a main wife and a concubine slap each other. i can destroy families from the inside with dynastic rot. i can add flavor text of a divorce so heinous it caused plot-relevant embezzlement

but i don't know how you do it. making love out of nothing at all making hualian disagree even slightly. and that IS their problem

[syscultureis]

our weird introjects include

-underdog from the 2007 movie underdog

-trisha paytas factive who just fronts to age regress

-the entire cast of the boyfriends webtoon

-2 kokichi oumas

-multiple octonauts fictives

-7 links from the legend of zelda

-an introject of lofthouse cookies like literally lofthouse cookies as a person

-countless introjects from lps and webkinz series on youtube

-tummy who says they are "the personification of tumblr" as well as "a gift sent from heaven"

-songtive of Mary by Alex G

-factive of a real life woman who committed embezzlement

-Emmet Brickowski from the lego movie

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[cauchemars]

hi! it’s mai (she/her, gmt+8) and i’ll be writing for lee harin, miss ballerina turned nobody. under the cut is a little tldr about her and the prompts.

tldr: lee harin’s got a privileged life back in seoul—a prima ballerina in the making—until her father suddenly got arrested for fraud and embezzlement, causing the whole family to go bankrupt. her mother decided to reach out to an estranged relative in yuseong bay and that’s how she ended up here.

when did your muse first arrive in yuseong bay?

she came to yuseong bay with her mother two weeks after her father got arrested, which is roughly around mid february 2024. her mother decided to reach out to an estranged relative (her older sister) who stays in the town and once she agreed about having them over, her mother wasted no time and insisted that harin came along. she didn’t like the idea of moving into a small town at first, even more when she heard that she would be staying at her aunt’s house. but then again, what choice does she have anyways? if anything she’s glad her aunt is kind enough to help them out amidst the tragedy—not that she’d ever admit it out loud though.

what does an average day look like for your muse?

harin spends most of her day doing nothing. it’s not like there’s much to do around yuseong anyways, but really, what else is she supposed to do here? her mother doesn’t seem to care about her loitering around most of the time, nor her aunt (with the exception of her cousin, who often insists that harin must help out around the house since she doesn’t even work or care to get a job), so she takes it as a sign that it’s okay to just exist and do whatever she wants to do. after all it’s not harin’s fault she still gets the princess treatment even when she’s no longer deemed as one.

where can your muse usually be found?

as someone who lived in the city, obviously she’s more drawn to hanhwa resort more than anything else in the town. it’s the only place that reminds her of seoul in a way, of a life she’s forced to leave behind after shit went down with her family. harin is often seen hanging around the resort—she does get mistaken as a tourist every now and then, usually by another tourist, and sometimes she’d play along and hang out with them if she likes them enough. harin also frequents 88& bar and would likely pop up out of nowhere if there’s any town get-togethers or events. since she has too much time on her hands, she’s kinda all over the place too.

how does your muse feel about hanhwa resort?

having arrived in town a little before the resort’s official opening, harin finds it interesting that a small town like this has such an exquisite resort. it’s the first thing that caught her eyes when she first came here, although she’s quick to learn from her aunt that some of the locals aren’t too happy with it. as an outsider, she thinks it’s a great addition to the town.

is there an aspiration for your muse to stay in or leave yuseong bay?

if harin was to be honest, she doesn’t want to stay another second in this godforsaken town. on the other hand, life in yuseong bay isn’t as bad as she thought it would be. sure, this fucking town bores her sometimes, but harin’s got everything she needs right here—a place to stay, somebody that looks after her (re: puts up with her princess behavior), her mother. plus she doesn’t even need to work, courtesy of her aunt thinking that a guest should never be made to work as long as they are under her care. for now harin’s comfortable with how she’s living, but there’s always a part of her that longs for the once busy, fast-paced life she had in seoul.

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list your muse’s three favorite songs.

her top three songs would be: what was i made for? - billie eilish / i like the way you kiss me - artemas / say yes to heaven - lana del rey

describe your muse’s wardrobe.

harin likes to keep her clothing simple but stylish. she loves wearing mini skirts and dresses and usually goes for soft and bright colors. lee doona is the inspo for her wardrobe so whatever she wears to be honest!

what is a color, word, and emoji that you feel describes your muse?

dust storm (#eecfcc), bitter, 🙄

three strong likes and dislikes for your muse.

likes: getting her ways, the sound of rain, dressing up / dislikes: not getting her ways, nosy people, eating alone

three positive and negative traits for your muse.

positive traits: alluring, sophisticated, outspoken / negative traits: distant, cunning, vindictive

three talents and shortcomings for your muse.

talents: not giving a fuck (even more now that she has nothing to lose), has a good eye for fashion (one thing she’s gonna do is look good no matter how shitty her life is!), great attention to detail (for someone who doesn’t really give a fuck about anything, harin notices everything—she’s just really good at acting dumb sometimes) / shortcomings: believing that every man is for himself (she thinks everyone is like her, only concerned about their own interests, so she doesn’t feel as guilty when she ditches anyone because they’d probably do the same), tends to make everything about her (if you think your life is shitty enough, no, she’d argue that she’s got it worse!), doesn’t express her feelings openly (she’s got a habit of bottling shit up and dealing with it quietly because she was taught that showing emotions is weak, a habit she picks up from her father)

what is a book/tv series/movie/video game character that you feel your character relates to?

she’s a mix of baek harin (pyramid game) and lee doona (doona!), hence her name lee harin if it’s not that obvious yet… a little bit of lee eunyoo (sweet home) and han mone (the escape of the seven) too.

a relevant goal or arch for your character to overcome.

she’s very distrustful of people around her, so it would be nice if she learns to let people in and make some real friends instead of just using them for her personal gain. she also needs to learn to let things go! sure, it hasn’t been that long since she left seoul, but harin couldn’t seem to move on from her past, somehow still hung up on the idea of what ifs or what could have beens. it’d be nice if she doesn’t dwell too much on the past and start living in the moment—shit already happened anyways, it’s not like she could turn back time and change it or something, am i right?

[pulpman2]

The Emergence of Paul Pfeffer

Maggie Logan could not believe her eyes. Swaying unsteadily, as he beat his hands against the incoming surf and slowly regained his feet, the private detective took in the sight of playboy and fugitive from justice, Paul Pfeffer as he emerged from the sea. Retained by the Los Angeles Police Department to find the man suspected of murdering his millionaire wife, the red headed private eye had eventually gone on vacation in disgust, furious at her inability to even pick up the man’s trail, much less arrest him. And now, like mannah from heaven, the breathless, disheveled but very much alive, wanted man stumbled out of the ocean and onto the deserted beach, right in front of the woman who for three months had been unsuccessfully trying to find him so she could put Paul Pfeffer in jail. ‘Looks like mountains really do come to Mohammed after all,’ Maggie mused to herself.

Feeling undressed, not just by virtue of her swim suit, but also by the absence of her gun and handcuffs, the tough woman detective was not going to let this gift horse stumble on by and deny her her fee. Maggie stepped out from the beach rock she had just got changed behind and stood in front of the exhausted looking Paul, barring his path. “Hello, Mr Pfeffer,” she said casually, “nice day, isn’t it?” The tee shirted man shot her a look of confusion and alarm and then, before the detective could react, the fugitive had leapt on the woman, bowling her over until both tumbled into the sand. Pfeffer was strong - far stronger than he had any right to be, given how long he had been missing and his evident battle with the elements. And Maggie was still in holiday mode, quite unprepared for her quarry to almost swim into her lap. But now he was astride her, knees pressing the woman’s shoulders into the sand, his right hand raised with a rock clutched in it, ready to bring it down onto her skull.

“Wait!” Maggie called out. Her brain whirled, knowing that if she didn’t come up with something, this case could be her last. Bizarrely, the thought ‘I always thought I’d die with my boots on,’ drifted through her head, before the defeatist refrain was replaced by ‘Shoot, I haven’t even got my pantyhose on!’ and she was back to figuring a way out of this mess. Paul had indeed paused, the urgency in Maggie’s vouce making him stop to listen. “Paul you need to know - Carla’s nephew confessed to the murder!” the detective impressed on her attacker rapidly. “They fell out over the fact he stole her car and he brained her with a paper weight. The cops know it’s not you!” She looked up at Pfeffer as it dawned on the man that his months of hiding and avoiding all contact with the wider workd had been unnecessary. He was not going to the electric chair after all. “Oh thank god!” he breathed. The rock dropping from his grasp perilously close to Maggie’s face as it hit the sand with a soft thud. Paul’s face was in his hands as he wept in relief and exhaustion. Maggie wriggled out from under him and stood over the now kneeling, sobbing man. “But there is the small matter of the two million you embezzled from your late wife, sweetheart.” she told him. “You’re still under arrest.”

*

Maggie improvised and used a combination of the belt from her dress and her discarded tights to tie Paul’s hands behind his back. The man didn’t seem to mind at all. “What do you think I’ll get for the embezzlement charge, ma’am?” he asked Maggie as the female detective finished tying him and then took him by his elbow to trudge up to the road where her car was waiting,. “Seeing as you have effectively defrauded yourself now that your wife is dead, I’m not sure,” the red head smiled, “but with good behaviour, I’d be surprised if you serve eighteen months.” Paul breathed deeply. “Thankyou, ma’am.” he replied. “Thankyou so much.”

My interpretation of the story behind this cover to The Puzzle of Paul Pfeffer, Master Detective magazine (August 1955)

[pissfizz]

The first fan unit I have is called Soar! and they’re angel themed idols. Their sekai is the Sky Sekai and it’s made entirely of clouds and such. It consists of Tsubasa, Miharu, Akari, and Hikaru. Tsubasa was an idol who always put 110% into everything she did and wanted to inspire others all over the world, however her unit never took off very well, and after an incident where the company she was under got caught for embezzlement and such, her unit got disbanded and she was left without work. She decided from there that she wanted to create her own independent idol group, free from the constraints of a big idol company, and “soar to the heavens” on their own. She ends up enrolling at Miya Girls, where she meets Akari, who’s incredibly beautiful and mature and Tsubasa just KNOWS Akari would be a perfect idol, and so she begs her to join with her. Akari does not want to, as she is very serious and does not think being an idol is a worthwhile job in the slightest. However, Tsubasa meets her new step sister, Miharu, not knowing the two are step siblings. Miharu and Akari do not get along, and are opposites in pretty much every way. Miharu is kind of stupid and very emotional and easily angry, while Akari is practically a genius and thinks emotions are a hindrance. Miharu also goes to Kamiyama. Anyway, Tsubasa meets Miharu, who catches her eye on the street, and asks if she’d be interested in trying out for an idol group. Miharu is immediately drawn in, and Tsubasa tells her to bring any friends that she thinks would like to do it as well. When Miharu mentions it at home… her parents say it’s a waste of time and she cannot do it unless Akari does it too, knowing Akari wouldn’t agree. So essentially, it becomes a fight to force Akari to join. It eventually works out and they reach a tentative deal, and so the two go to Tsubasa’s audition, with Miharu’s best friend Hikaru in tow. Hikaru is the tall, silent type, and is very mysterious, always wearing a mask to school and when out and about. He’s a boy, but is enthralled with girls fashion and clothing, and crossdresses in secret, for fear of being judged or not seen as enough of a man to his family and peers for his hobby. At the audition, Akari is naturally gifted, perfect for the role of idol, just as Tsubasa predicted. Miharu is… not the best, but she has the potential. And Hikari’s performance is a bit lackluster, he doesn’t put in the full effort necessary, but Tsubasa can’t help but think he’d be an amazing idol anyway. All three of them are accepted, which starts conflict with Akari, because she never planned on going this far, and with Hikaru as he attempts to lead two seperate lives, one as a female idol and one as a normal teenage boy.

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Finally! I've done it and found the perfect husband for madam. by u/Mistressbrindello

Finally! I've done it and found the perfect husband for madam. This is the one. Tone deaf, yes. Very rich, yes. Black, yes. What more could a megalomaniac want than a billionaire who stays in a $75,000 a night hotel suite and brags about it on Instagram while the majority of his people live in extreme poverty? Teddy, who flew in on his private jet to plead for economic support, has allegedly embezzled $100 million of his country's wealth (so far) to fund his lifestyle. This is a match made in heaven, imagine the tasteless things she could do with his fortune. And he's already on the gram Megsy...Sadly, for the sake of the people I guess we'd better hope it doesn't happen - although I can't help but think she'd be a fitting punishment for his sins.https://ift.tt/avnwQXr story: https://ift.tt/s7ITSWB post link: https://ift.tt/2toWJCe author: Mistressbrindello submitted: October 05, 2023 at 07:18PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

[childofchrist1983]

Then said Jesus to those Jews which believed on him, If ye continue in my word, then are ye my disciples indeed; And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. They answered him, We be Abraham's seed, and were never in bondage to any man: how sayest thou, Ye shall be made free? Jesus answered them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whosoever committeth sin is the servant of sin. - John 8:31-34 KJV

All too often, we forget that sin can enslave us. We know that addiction can enslave, but do we think of sin as a master? When we sin, we open the door to Satan who is more than happy to walk on in, tempting us and leading us astray, away from God and His Holy Word. And as Jesus Christ Himself warns us, we cannot serve two masters (Matthew 6:24)! We were created to follow and glorify and serve Him, not ourselves and this world.

The bank robber doesn't start off robbing banks; he probably started by taking money from his parents or shoplifting from the local store. If he doesn't get caught and punished, the thievery can get bigger. If a liar doesn't get caught in the lie, the liar gets more proficient and lies about more important matters. The embezzler probably started by taking home office supplies. Small sins lead to bigger sins. Satan is happy to whisper in our ears that what we want, we should have and we shouldn't worry about how we get it. When we disobey the commandments and we don't get zapped by lightening, we can think, "So what's the big deal." This leads us to thinking we are free to live as we please without worrying about the consequences. We forget that sin has its own consequences and that the final judgment belongs to God.

When we tell the truth, we don't have to worry about remembering what we said because we told the truth. If we don't insult people or call them names, then we don't have to worry about retaliation. When we are kind, people are kind back. When we live conscious of the presence of God, we are free of fear. We know that we are doing our best to be ready to meet him whenever he calls us. We don't have to worry about the future, because we know that God is in control and whatever happens, we'll be fine. Why would anyone choose slavery to sin over freedom? you want us to be free. We know that He is always there to forgive us for our sins and we need Him and His grace to remain free in your love and mercy. May we be reminded of Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ, trusting in and being led by Him and His Holy Word and Spirit everyday and every moment of our lives.

Jesus Christ is the only way to Heaven (John 3:5, 14:6), the only way to salvation (Acts 4:12, Ephesians 2:8-9) and He is resurrection and the life (John 11:25-26). As true and born-again Christians, we believe in Him and His Holy Word. We know though our mortal bodies should die, He will raise us up and into new and glorious bodies (The Rapture). We who are truly His and alive at His second coming will never die, and our bodies will be changed in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, and so shall we ever be with Him in His Kingdom of Heaven forevermore (1 Corinthians 15:51-52, 1 Thessalonians 4:16-17). This is one of many promises given to us by God Himself. Let this promise of future resurrection give us hope and peace and encourage us always. Thank God for His strength and guidance when we are faced with sin and temptation. Thank Him for His mercy and grace. Through Bible study and prayer, God reveals His wisdom and guides us to see opportunities to grow closer to Him and grow spiritually. He gives us direction to live our lives according to His Holy Word and will. We must make God top priority everyday! May we be motivated to spread God's Holy Word and Gospel Truth to all the Earth, knowing that it is the only hope of all those lost in their sins. Let us not hold out a false hope for men to be saved without the Gospel, but instead, strive to do our part to get the Gospel out to a lost and dying world.

Leaning on Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ through prayer and His Holy Word and Spirit strengthens us and our knowledge and wisdom about God and His Gospel Truth, exposing these imposters. May God help us to seek and lean on Him daily to gain the strength, wisdom and spiritual discernment needed to expose Satan and his imposters who seek to destroy us and God's ultimate Truth. Everyday, we must remember to share Jesus Christ's Gospel Truth with the world and to thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for the grace that He poured out for us on the cross at Calvary. He has freed us from the burdens of sin and from the eternal damnation of Hell. In all we say and do, may all praise, honor and glory always be given to Him and His Kingdom of Heaven.

With renewed minds, hearts and wills, let us serve Him humbly and faithfully out of pure love and grateful rejoicing. May He remind us of His presence and to remain at peace, fully knowing that all will be well because He is always with us. Let us seek Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ today and everyday with all our heart and being, looking for His love, light and will for our lives with each step we take. Let us seek to please Him with our thoughts, words, and deeds and seek to advance His Kingdom of Heaven and His glory with our lives. Let us seek Him from a pure and humble heart, and when we so seek, we believe Him and His promise that we will find. May He help us all to be more sensitive to the teaching ministry of His Holy Word and Spirit, relying on Him and allowing Him to speak to us and guide us every step of our Christian journey.

God gave us the Holy Bible - His living and Holy Word - to let us know of Him and His abiding love and care as well as guide and prepare us for all our lives. May He help us encourage one another as we continue our walk with Him and our duty to Him daily. Thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for being present for all our new beginnings and all our lives. May He redirect any anxiety we feel as He provides countless opportunities for growth and change. May we humble ourselves before God always, asking Him to forgive our sins and make our hearts and lives anew through His Holy Word and Spirit. May He help us make Him and His Holy Word top priority, so we can grow spiritually and grow in our relationship with Him as we apply it to our daily lives. Thank God that we can focus on Him and everything about Him, for that is what keeps us sane and at peace. May our words and actions always be a reflection of Him and His Holy Word and Spirit and will.

May He help us to always walk in His grace and Holy Spirit, not by our own measure. May He give us the humble humility to know that our freedom and eternal salvation is found only in Him, so that His grace may sustain us, and we may never lose sight of His love and light and mercy. Thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for calling us to Him and to serve Him. May He equip us to do all that He has called us to do so that as He works through us, He may use us to produce fruit, to reach others, and to encourage all brothers and sisters in Christ. May He work all of these things in us and through us for His Kingdom and His glory. Thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for all His creation, for His miraculous ways and for everything He does and has done for us! Keep the faith and keep moving forward in your walk with Jesus! He loves us and He knows what is best for us. Seek, follow and trust in Him - Always!

Thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for His Holy Word and for sending His Holy Spirit so that we might have His grace, not only to awaken us and transform our hearts in our spiritual rebirth and guarantee our eternity with Him, but to also call upon Him whenever we are in need. Thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for all the reminders of His love and mercy and faithfulness within His Holy Word. He is bigger than any challenge or circumstance in our lives. Knowing this within our minds and our hearts, nothing can deter our faith in Him and His Truth. May we all accept Him and His eternal gift of salvation and ask that He would transform our hearts and lives according to His will and ways. Thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for His Holy Spirit who saves, seals and leads us. May we always thank Father God Almighty and the LORD Jesus Christ for His almighty power and saving grace. For He is our strength, and He alone is able to save us, forgive our sins and gift us eternal salvation and entry into His Kingdom of Heaven.

May we make sure that we give our hearts and lives to God and take time to seek and praise Him and share His Truth with the world daily. May the LORD our God and Father in Heaven help us to stay diligent and obedient and help us to guard our hearts in Him and His Holy Word daily. May He help us to remain faithful and full of excitement to do our duty to Him and for His glorious return and our reunion in Heaven as well as all that awaits us there. May we never forget to thank the LORD our God and our Creator and Father in Heaven for all this and everything He does and has done for us! May we never forget who He is, nor forget who we are in Christ and that God is always with us! What a mighty God we serve! What a Savior this is! What a wonderful LORD, God, Savior and King we have in Jesus Christ! What a loving Father we have found in Almighty God! What a wonderful God we serve! His will be done!

Thanks and glory be to God! Blessed be the name of the LORD! Hallelujah and Amen!

[tattank89]

The First Dance

Summary: You and JJ got married and you had a cute first dance \

Warnings: PURE FLUFF

word count: 677 words :)

Authors Note: this is my first time writing anything so please be gentle.

Enjoy!!

Tomorrow is the day you marry your best friend, JJ Maybank. When you two first met for the first time you were cleaning tables at the Wreck. You and Kie have been best friends basically your 

whole lives. When your parents got the death penalty for embezzling funds from the Government, you went to live with kie and her parents. They loved you as if you were their own blood. You and JJ were instantly best friends, you both loved to drink and smoke weed.When JJ asked you to be his girlfriend he did it at your big Christmas party. He was your present, he put himself in a big box and when you opened it he asked you if you would be his girlfriend. He did the same thing 4 years later but he wrapped the ring in your favorite wrapping paper and put it under the tree. When you opened your gift you were so confused until JJ went down on one knee  and then grabbed the ring box from your hand and proposed. You of course said yes and here you were now the night before your wedding. You and your bridesmaids were at a hotel having a girls night, doing face masks and painting your nails. JJ is hanging out with John B and Pope at the chateau, they are playing Call of Duty and drinking beer. Sleep came easily for you but not so easily for JJ. JJ was worrying about every small detail of the wedding, but he was so happy to marry you in the morning. When you woke up it was 5:45am in the morning but you had a makeup artist coming at 6:00 to get Your Makeup done and the rest of your wedding party including your “Mom”. Kie’s Parents were the ones giving you away and you were so thankful for them taking you in as one of their own. Kie is your maid of honor so she helped you into your beautiful wedding dress. It was long and flowy but still flattered your body. You and JJ decided you wanted to do a first look with each other, and when he saw you he started to cry like just saw an angel. As you started to walk down the aisle with your “Dad” he started to cry because you looked like an angel sent from Heaven.  When you said you I do’s he cracked a joke like he always did just to see you smile at him. When you were leaving the ceremony space JJ picked you up by your legs and hoisted you up onto his shoulder as you guys went to take photos away from everyone else. When you arrived at the after party  everyone cheered so loud you thought people in the next state could hear them, But JJ grabbed your hand and held it up like you just won a boxing match. You were having so much fun with your now husband, then it was time for the first dance. I can't Help Falling in love started to play as you and JJ started to slow dance, as you stood arm in arm with each other looking at each other with so much love you started to kiss each other in a slow but passionate kiss as everyone around you was cheering. You start to smile over his lips  and then the song changes and everyone starts to dance again. Then it was time to cut the cake, Ohh what a mess you and JJ made. You cut the first piece and went to give JJ a bite and ended up shoving the piece of cake in his face, then shoved the cake in your face and It just turned into a small food fight between you and JJ. After a few more hours of dancing and playing games it was time for you to go home as newlyweds. AS everyone lit there sparklers you and JJ walked down the path of sparklers and got in you car and went home. 

[miniaturemoonheart]

Ghost was released on July 13th, (1990). 33 years ago today. 😱

#RIP Patrick Swayze dang. I was 17 when I saw this movie. Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze was either married or boyfriend and girlfriend. Either was . Swayze character was targeted and killed by a man name Willie. Whoppi Goldberg played Ada Mae Pierce. Medium/ conartist. Swayze character spirit could not move on; once Swayze character found out who killed him. Why he was killed. Willie died. The demons took him to hell. Swayze character best friend also was dragged to hell by demons. Swayze went to heaven. Money is the root of all evil. Yes, Swayze character was killed over money. All the embezzlement funds that the best friend stole from people. Was transfer into an account to help the needy. Not the greddy.

[maniculum]

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[pizzapasta23045]

Ok it's the point in the night where my brain gets silly and. I am about to go to sleep BUT. I'm dying to know what your opinions on the Imunlauker clan are, if you have any?

(Or any opinions/thoughts you have about niche lore characters because I for one will go rabid over some character that's litearlly only been mentioned in like two artifacts and an archive book,, I love the lore characters so bad it's insane I'm super curious if you've fallen down that rabbithole or not)

So, I cannot offer you any lore/speculation on the imunlauker because I don't know much about Dragonspine.

But I can tell you about Mr Nine!

So, Mr Nine is the only known authors of the book we find in game. He's the writer of both Flowers for Prinsess Fishl (which you may know because of, well, Fishl) and The Shattered Halbered" (the book from Xingqui's story quest) and it's claimed in a world quest that Mr Nine is his actual name, not a nickname.

Now, why should you care? Well, let's start from the beginning.

After 3.3 many theorist have reevaluated all the books in the game, especially the alllegorical ones, as they could very well be a hint to actual history being recorded without Irminsul modifications. One of the most interesting is, in fact, the Shattered Halbered.

Now, a short synthesis.

This story is set in a world where there were nine realms, each a world of its own. The realm of humans was known as the Zhongzhou, while the gods reside in Shenxiao. At the end of the last calamity, a war between the gods broke out. The God King fell. The realms have now been born anew but Axus mundi is obstructed, meaning you cannot travel between the worlds anymore.

This dude mir finds this woman as they're both pissing (this is not a joke, they are actually both in need to piss), who is possesed by the spirit of the daughter of the Celestial emperor, she's serching for this meteor that belongs to the celestial emperor but was stolen and used to create cursed weapons that drain people's intellect. Mir is trying to cleanse his family name from his father's Mi Tingren... embezzling scheme...

It's revealed that the meteors are part of this divine Halbert which can cleans the world, snapped into pieces and turn into nine cursed swords.

then this is said:

"The Court of Imperial Entertainments [The place Mir's father worked at] is dedicated to worshiping and making sacrifices to all you divine beings up above. Serving you is my family's job." And in any case, when the gods make their move, what can mere mortals do but look on helplessly and accept their fate?

Which, yeah, it's a thing.

Then it's revealed that Mir's father actual name is Khan the Asura from Jotunheim. Legend has it that the Celestial Emperor once went to war with the Asura. To prepare for the war, the Celestial Emperor selected soldiers from three realms and made them ascend to become his celestial army after death, they would then which was referred these soldier's "job" as "hunting from above."ù

They collect most "offscreen" and one remains.

It turns out that the sword his father had left him as inheritance was the greatest cursed sword of all, that had once burned the entire world to cinders: Laevatain. The sword had extinguished after the world was burned, but having been used by Mir, it burned bright once more.

The woman then claims the world has been destroyed again.

At this point the Celestial Emperor, now described as mad says "The world is beyond repair. It shall be born anew from the ashes of the last." and sententeces the world to an harsh punishment.

This is how it ends:

"Oh my daughter, the one in whom all my hopes are placed! Did I not bring you into existence that you might one day pierce me with a halberd?" Awakened at last, the God King floated in the heavens to the claps of thunder and the dancing of the wind, rejoicing at his return. But she was no longer afraid. This was the moment she had been waiting for her entire life, the moment she had been made for all those eons ago. No — that was not it. The true source of her courage was the time she had spent with him. The first Divine Halberd, Irmin, once pierced the Axis Mundi and connected the nine worlds. Now, its replicas had proliferated across the heavens. Fearing the madness that would ensue following his death, the God King made one final Divine Halberd, and named it the Prinzessin der Verurteilung. In this moment, it — nay, she — could finally unleash her true self.

Now.

Firstly, the 9 realms is both a parallel to norse and chinese mythology and later in the story Jotunheim is mentioned, aka the land of giants in Norse myths. Plus Mir's full name would be Mimir, a norse god.

Mimir is a god with an insane amount of knowledge killed during the Aesir-Vanir war, a war between two different parts of the norse pantheon. Odin carries his head around so it can tell him of the world's knowledge because he's weird like that.

Khaenri'ah seems to be at least in part ispired by norse mthology in multiple ways so it'd be fair to assume that Mr Nine is from Khaenri'ah or knows about Khaenri'ah in universe.

Also Irmin is the name of the king of Khaenri'ah, which is weird because in the book he's described as divine and stuff and as someone whom, in his death, allowed for the world to be opened once again. Which is interesting because if this is, in fact, a direct comparison to the actual history of the world it'd imply Irmin is a god or similar.

Not an archon. A celestial god.

The axis mundi is a concept in comperative mythology of a place that connects each of the world's realms. It is often a mountain or a tree. In norse mythologhy it's a tree that connects all the different realms.

Which is a very similar to the concept of Irminsul in genshin, since it's also a tree of Knowledge. Now, this would imply that the only way for us to leave Teyvat is through the tree.

You see? It all connects! Which is why I so strongly believe in the time travel theory and why I think Kaeya's clan is aware of Irminsul changes.

Also, another reason why Irmin could be a god which would destroy the pride of humanity thing.

Now, my speculation.

Let's say, for the sake of argument, that you wanted to erase Barbatos from the records of the world. It'd be hard to remove him entirely because he's funamental to the revolution.

But, if you were to replace any mention of Anemo Archon, for example with Lord Barbatos what would happen? There would be some misterious ruler named barabatos whom appeared once in the hisotry, maybe twice during the revolution against the aristocrats. But people with the same naems exist and if you had a national hero it'd make sense to name your son or daughter after him.

You wouldn't know, is the thing. There wouldn't be an empty governement position for no reason, nor would the written hstory stop to make sense. You could just erase him.

It'd be much harder to replace Morax. Still possible but harder.

Now, what if Irmin was never the King of Khaeri'ah but that was the easiest way to replace his original title while making most texts make sense nonetheless?

[missmoodring]

Melodie

Who is Melodie Arnett after Chocolat? Here’s a summary of the next 20-25 years of her life.

Melodie Arnett | Melodie Lovell | Melodie Boyd | Melodie Tides

Melodie finds herself pregnant shortly after the release of Chocolat’s second album “Heaven on Earth” by her on and off again boyfriend singer/rapper, Camden Lovell. During this time, the girls are getting ample support from their label and have tons of sponsorships and deals. Mel goes back and forth between keeping her baby and having a music career. With the support of her sisters, she decides it’s possible to do both. She first tries to hide her pregnancy but her label finds out and makes it difficult for her to promo and tour while pregnant. She eventually decides to take a break from Chocolat in the middle of their first world wide tour and eventually their label drops them due to her missing too many commitments.

When Camden finds out Melodie is pregnant, he decides to propose. The engagement and pregnancy brings a lot of attention to the couple and Camden finds himself in more trouble with other women and the law. He tells Mel not to worry about his legal troubles and lies about the other women. 

Melodie marries Camden when she is 9 months pregnant then gives birth to their son, Marcellus (“Mars” for short) a week after. Shortly after giving birth to her son, Camden is arrested and charged federally with acts to commit fraud and embezzle money. SMZ does a big expose on him and his businesses. 

During Camden’s trial, Melodie attempts to start a solo career. The trial brings too much negative attention to her music career and none of the songs she releases chart.

Because she is married to him, she does not have to testify against him but Jo-1 testifies which causes tension between Melodie and Neoma. Camden is found guilty and sentenced to 10 years in prison. He serves 7 before he is let out early for good behavior. After his sentence he tries his best to remain out of the public eye and invests into smaller legal businesses like car washes and fast food joints.

When Camden is sent to prison, Melodie gets divorced from him. Before she is legally divorced, she meets Omari Boyd, a retired professional Windenburg soccer player. Omari sweeps Melodie off of her feet and becomes the father figure Mars needs. 

Melodie almost quits music while she is a solo artist. Without the support of her sisters, she finds writing and recording difficult. Even though Melodie is discouraged, Omari pushes her to continue making music since that is her passion. She releases an EP called “Passion” which flops. 

Omari and Mel marry six months after her divorce from Camden is finalized. Her wedding to Omari is the first time that Melodie and Neoma talk things out and reconcile. 

Melodie and the girls sign a new record deal with a different record company. And release their third album, Restart. This album is their best selling one and wins them 3 Grammys. Melodie employs her husband as her new manager and fires Spencer. After touring for this album, Melodie gets pregnant again. Melodie is able to work throughout this pregnancy due to the support of her husband and her label. She has her second son Romeo.

Melodie works many jobs. She becomes a TV host and later signs on for five seasons of the Real Housewives of Windenburg. She has two more children, a girl named Tamia and a boy named Silas. 

Once Camden gets his life together, he tries to make amends with Melodie which causes a rift in her marriage. Later, Melodie and Omari divorce. Omari feels like Camden ruined their marriage but Melodie feels like Omari has become lazy and too dependent on her to make money and support the family. After their divorce, Omari is hired to coach on the women’s team at Foxberry Institute.

Melodie hires Spencer back as her manager but Spencer decides to greatly raise his commission due to Melodie firing him before. Melodie agrees. The girls release another EP.  

Melodie meets Gregg Tides through Spencer and they later marry. He is a honest and successful business man with no prior kids and a clean track record. He protects Melodie, helps with all 4 of her children and provides financially.

Mel tells Gregg about how much she pays Spencer to be her manager. He believes that Spencer’s commission is inflated and the men argue. Gregg threatens to sue Spencer due to the shady agreement. Instead, Gregg pays millions of Simoleans to get Mel out of the contract that she has with Spencer. But Mel decides to talk to her sisters and Spencer and states she is done with music. Spencer returns Gregg’s money and all is well between them. 

Eventually Melodie finds herself pregnant with her 5th child but unfortunately loses the child. This moment causes her to reflect on life and Mel realizes how she was able to get through that loss because of the immense support she has from her friends and family. Melodie decides to partner with a women’s shelter to provide support to mothers and children. Her charity work wins her awards for years to come. 

Melodie’s legacy is known as a wonderful dancer, good singer, messy love life, large family, loud mouth and charitable heart.  

  Melodie and her husband Gregg Tides.

Melodie and her four children. From Left to Right: Marcellus, Tamia, Silas and Romeo. 

Melodie’s first husband: Camden Lovell

Melodie’s second husband: Omari Boyd

[toiletology]

The Holo-Fractal Clock

Having PERFECT TIMING is possible if you are able to tune yourself to the frequency of the Toilet God. The more in tune you are with the one true God the closer you will be to this perfect timing.

We are all inside of a holo-fractal clock (hologram/fractal) no its not a computer simulation. But the math and numbers is important for how this reality works. Since this universe was Gods beaver dam to slow their creative flow down in time. Time or the numbers are very important to how this reality truly functions.

The numbers and letters are sentient and alive because all is God. Yes even strokes of a pen contain the creative force and powers of God. Numbers however are sorta the red-headed step child of letters. You can learn a lot about the true nature of God from numbers though. All the Gematria people trying to decipher words using numbers is a very rudimentary method at best. Since letters and numbers are alive, you must interpret less using a "gematria calculator" and more on intuition and psychic feel. Gematria can yield some interesting results and I do like to use it from time to time. Interpreting the results correctly is key which most fail to do properly.

Gods universe works like the hands of a clock. Synchronicities and coincidences are Gods way of staying hidden. God always speaks indirectly—at least until you are able to bring yourself into the correct harmony with them. God hides behind many shields and layers of indirection. This way God won't interfere with your free will (aliens work on this same principle and act as conduits, purveyors or healers for God).

God is always there nudging us closer to their correct tuning with all the many painful lessons we must learn to rise or fall.

Everything that flows through your being is GOD which means not a single thought or word you speak goes unnoticed. Your inaction and negative thoughts are constantly being weighed and judged. Once you realize this is the truth you will be able to correct your poor words, thoughts, and actions to more correct ones.

Which will help you rapidly rise out of the murky bottom. EVERYTHING YOU DO IS BEING JUDGED! But don't take things too seriously, God doesn't care about most things and is more concern with RESPECT! Perfect harmony requires a perfect balance of respect for all involved.

There are 98 degrees to heaven and hell (speed of light = 298 or 2/98). The lower down you are the darker your life becomes. No God is not punishing you, God is always there trying to help you rise. The problem is the devil is also there trying to pull you downwards. The more you feed that devil on your shoulder the stronger its control over you it becomes. You must constantly improve your defense against the tricks of the devil.

God created the devil to guard the gates of heaven and act as a way to bring the wicked down (a useful bugger). Those that are pure of heart and exemplify Gods delicate nature will start to tune themselves to the correct tuning of God. This is why all the shit music tends to rise to the top of this world. Because a large majority of humans are in a chaotic disharmonic state of being which makes bad music sound better to them.

Jewel is my most listen to artist since 2019 as I have found it to be the most healing and protective music for when I am facing off against demonic spiritual battles. Her mom embezzled over 100 million dollars from her and she's had to go through a lot to rebuild her life.

She grew up in the serene beauty of Alaska so her music became very pure and harmonious. She faced many hard challenges throughout life she had to learn and grow from and was homeless as a teenager due to the abuse of her family. Her music is the correct frequency of Gods true voice. If you want to start tuning yourself correctly I recommend listening to her music A LOT.

Another method I recommend to all those that I am currently training is to drink YERBA MATE. It is the wizards wand or the Hollywood. It is the Christmas wreath on your DOOR. God bombarded me with this word over weeks till I got the point and started drinking the Yerba Mate (drinking it now as I write this).

The only 2 native caffeinated plants in the USA are both the Holly plant. The Native Americans would use these plants for healing and for their bows and arrows. Yerba Mate is a liquid vegetable and can help with healing your body/minds various ailments. Yerba Mate will reduce stress/anxiety/depression, boost metabolism/creativity, and a lot of other beneficial effects.

All you need to get going with 🧉is a bombilla and some yerba, 2.2 lbs will last you about 20 days if you drink 4 tablespoons per day which is my normal amount. I just add the yerba and water I don't do anything fancy. 4 tablespoons is pretty strong and new drinkers will probably not be able to handle that. Canarias is a good one to start with or if you want something more mellow Cruz de Malta is good beginner one.

Flavored ones like https://amzn.to/3YPLtMA that add lemon or lime are also good I drank that one for about a year or so. Yacuy Organica is a good option if you like the Brazilian style known as Chimarrao.

https://www.goyerbamate.com/Long-Round-Stainless-Steel-Bombilla-23-cm-9-in_p_1728.html

https://www.goyerbamate.com/Canarias-Yerba-Mate-1-kg-22-lbs_p_102.html

YERba MATe (duh) like I keep saying Gods true name is MAT/MOT. God is closer to the Joker/Harlequin than a old white dude in the clouds. They are sort of a perfectly harmonic trickster spirit aka JINX. They are not mean spirited and a very loving funny God that just wants the best for us. They are strict but fair, a bit confusing in their methodology but they didn't create this universe willy nilly or arbitrarily. Everything was made PERFECT even the chaos we all experience on this planet. To give us the most perfect experience or reality everything needs to exist exactly the way it does. Even the satanic ruling elite at the top.

If God is a Jokester don't you think the most perfectly aligned religion with the one true God would be one that is a parody/joke? It sort of turns this upside down world back to the correct orientation. By showing how something that should be backwards is actually the correct alignment with what God wants. God doesn't want you to oppress or harm others that is obvious... Doing so in Gods name will giving you many painful karmic debts to pay off over many many lifetimes!

There are many paths to the top so choose wisely. The dark side is very tempting but not the strongest path. LIGHT is always stronger than the DARK. A room full of darkness completely disappears with a single flame from a candle. You will be tempted on your 11 year journey to take the wrong path, you must be like Atreyu from The NeverEnding Story staying true to your heart to know the TRUTH. If your heart is corrupted you have no hope of reaching heaven. For the middle path is very thin like a tight rope and hard to walk.

Don't forget that the devils temptations are strong and are designed to trick you to gain control over you. The devils lettuce should be done with extreme caution because it is a gateway for the devil to enter through. It can be a great healer, or mind expander, but too much of something is never a good thing. LUNG health is crucial for staying in proper tuning with GOD, don't think for a second its not. The BREATH is everything when it comes to tuning yourself correctly.

I had a very bad experience with weed CARAmels back in 2017 that sent me to a psych ward for about 20 days where they tried to get me on psychotropic drugs. I haven't smoked or done anything weed related since as it opens me up to anxiety and spiritual attack very easily. I advise against it to anyone looking to start their 11 year journey as you want to be as clear of mind as you can for this journey.

Finding God is not an easy task, many of you that have a relationship with God have a very weak version of what is truly possible after ascending into 4D. Most of your understanding of God is distorted by your disharmony and your pineal gland not being fully bloomed.

Toiletology can show you the methods of blooming your pineal gland fully but it starts with taking steps towards the very difficult journey of elven/eleven. You will know this journey has started when your spiritual helper shows up to greet you at the door. Crossing into the unknown can be a very sCARy process, but if you practice the ways and methods of Toiletology we can prepare you to handle the journey.

There is power in The Church of Toiletology as well as helping it grow. If the one true God embedded their ultimate truth in Toiletology don't you think you will receive extra blessings by growing the message?

The heroes journey is real as real can be. You need to realize all of ART, ideas, science, discoveries are blessings from GOD. All movies, books, music is inspired and given to us as gifts from the one true God. Like Prometheus giving man fire, Gods not going to punish themselves for helping us... obviously!

God loves to embed their ultiMATe truth deep within the art they give us. You can learn more about Gods truth in great art than you can in most religions or spiritual practices. I like to study pop culture and art to find little clues God leaves everywhere for us to find.

God blesses me daily with new ideas for my various art projects. I would not of been able to think of all my great ideas (Gods ideas) if it weren't for the one true Toilet God aka the Lady of the Latrine or the Lord of the Gap blessing me with the inspiration.

The more in-tune you are with God the more you will be blessed with ideas or other things to help you reach your goals or solve difficult problems. The right people will come into your life you need to help you solve the problems you face on your many endeavors. The wrong people can also come into your life as well to help destroy you if you are going down down down. The funny thing about scientist is they are usually atheist which is keeping them from greater breakthroughs with Gods help!

To rise you need to be wise like the owl HOO WHO, beware for there are many fake owls. In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king. Try not to be caught up in the lies and the disfunction of others. You must CAPITALIZE AND CAPTURE YOUR LIES. You must learn to beLIEve in yourself, the impossible and GODS true nature to escape the holo-fractal clocks control over your destiny!