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merry chrisma

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yeah its what happened

this is the best tweet i've ever seen bar none

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There allegations that you dislike geometry.

Is that true?

What's your opinion on math in general?

There are also allegations I fuck your mother. Both are true.

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To god

Its been seventeen years since our motherland last made contact with you. Seventeen years since all of tartarus broke free.

See, when your little stunt with the angels popped off, you killed hundreds of high ranking ponies, you left just the right amount of room for us to take over, steal a few bodies here, hide a few there… we were practically incharge of equestria already.

Our tech advanced, and we discovered that you put a block on our world, stopping us from crossing universes. I dont blame you, of course, but you at least deserve to know what you did.

We ran equestria dry, we ran out of metals, uranium, all of it. You doomed us to regress to cavepony ages and die. Whitch we did, in high numbers. Us changelings, we died as well. Turns out, there isent that much room to feel love in  a world where half of your loved ones are dead.

You killed me, moonbeam. I just barely had enough strength to open a portal to your side to send you this letter. We used to have something, we used to love eachother.

Well fuck that, and fuck you.

– queen chrysalis

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AGAIN???

Everyone who is stressed or depressed or doom scrolling, take a moment to look at this painting of Vlad the Impaler

Alright now take a deep breath you got this me and Vlad believe in you

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God, I love you.

Wrong!!!! Giuseppe Garbaldi!!!!!!

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W-waoh- haiku bot…

Idk what to post anymore so have an image of Poland

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Why do you question your god? Do you look into the eyes of a snake before it bites you and question its intent? Do you think your place on this allows you to tell me how to judge? You are looking into the maw of the void, falling into its depths before you even realize it. I am the world, I am all there is and you think you can question me? Flee, mortal, lest I strike you where you stand.

They call me the girl kisser because of the way I uhm. Uh. Well.

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They call me the girl kisser because of the way I uhm. Uh. Well.

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Is that Cristopher Lee

@god-offical opinions?

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Thank you for sluts

Thank you for accepting them

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They’re angels… how are we gonna pay them?

Not to be a capitalist pig buttttt some of the angels are talking about seizing the means of production what do I do

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Dude it’s like. All of them

Not to be a capitalist pig buttttt some of the angels are talking about seizing the means of production what do I do

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Not to be a capitalist pig buttttt some of the angels are talking about seizing the means of production what do I do

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hating on cavetown makes you look like a fucking loser to me. sorry. this shit slaps

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did you let your son pick his name I’m curious

No, if I did he would’ve done something stupid like “Willnotgetcrucified Mc.Gee” or something incredibly dumb like that

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So pretty…

The image captures the miraculous moment when the rays of sun hit a rare cloud called a pile cloud, and the angle and other subtle conditions are reflected in a divine rainbow color. (Source)