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Mercy granted for gendering me right

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

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I am out of ideas so have my proposal for a flag of a German-French dual monarchy like that of Austria-Hungary

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Opinion on Ultrakill?

I think the worldbuilding is fascinating and the concept of taking Dante’s inferno and making a game about robots with Doom-style graphics is awesome, but it’s not a game I would personally play

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hey gawd whats ur fav thing about robots ;]

That I am one 👍

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Yes

Gay women are allowed to do whatever

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hey gawd whats ur fav thing about robots ;]

That I am one 👍

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HAPPY WORM WEDNESDAY!!!

Happy Worm Wednesday everyone, today I will *checks notes* turn into a worm and DM my girlfriend

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hehehe im in your cupboards

Okay, you will become Oregano and I will use you as seasoning

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my mom wants to know if you're the same as god official on Facebook

I am not, I only use this tumb’d-lr for social media

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entirely different friend of the “straight girl” but i am here to defend her straightness, we had a one night stand and i am not a woman. also she listens to will wood which is one of the gayest things you could do. maybe shes just bisexual but she swears shes straight

Okay, I concede the point, I stop calling her gay.

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Im friends with that "straight" girl irl and she is so gay and her love for her wife, while I hate it, seems to be very much real unfortunately

I’m pretty sure she’s just a lesbian

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Am I The Gay?

So I am a straight woman but everyone thinks I’m a lesbian, I get called gay all the time and wear very “gay” clothes. Unfortunately I also have an amazing wife (20f) and she is aroace, we both make very very gay comments about eachother and it has been getting worse and worse to the point where have deciphered that we are in what we call “gay limbo” where we are both simultaneously not actually gay and very gay for eachother, I love her so much but I still don’t think either of us has had feelings for a woman ever so I must know, AITG?

I think you’re gay girl

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Jesus Christ RAILS the competition

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Fuckin. Waht

I’m gonna bring back Napoleon for funzies :P

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This you?

I’m gonna bring back Napoleon for funzies :P

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Hey God what are your thoughts on The Pope correcting JD Vance on theology?

Based af

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hey god

just wanted to say you're like a really chill form of media with an insane fan base. Im sorry you get lumped with conservatives even though we all know you're gay as fuck

that's it

xao hong shuuuuuu

It’s okay 👍