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why do you still have a Christmas hat?

Merry Chris Lee

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Pardon my last ask it's 10:45 and I haven't registered seeing anything from your blog since reading the "this account is deactivated until further notice" post. I think that was this account but im not sure anymore. I'm really tired god do forgive me of my sins

I GOT DEACTIVATED????

HUH

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I’m not.

I’m not commenting on this.

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Id say my bad, but honestly that’s really funny so no. I did that on purpose. My good, in fact.

why have i been disgraced

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dear god

check this out

Malicious string cheese

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God, I need some motivation to write my fanfic.

Write the fanfic!!!

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Holdup

Why is @pennyroyald on your banner??

They asked and I wanted to put weird things on my banner that made people question what they were and why they were there

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No. Humans will now be called Homo Deus now as divine punishment. And to feed my ego

I’m an egoistical bitch so I’m going to start creating new genera of animals and name them after myself

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See that ladybug? Yeah I just made it, it’s called God’s Ladybird. That female wren? Also God’s Ladybird

I’m an egoistical bitch so I’m going to start creating new genera of animals and name them after myself

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I’m an egoistical bitch so I’m going to start creating new genera of animals and name them after myself

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What is God's opinion on forms of polytheism? (Belief in multiple gods, like in many ancient mythologies.)

I think polytheism is fine, I have no strong opinions on people practicing it, I will say that it strikes me as a little odd to practice Hellenistic / Nordic polytheistic beliefs as not only were those religions wiped out or assimilated into Christianity at least a millennium ago at the very least, but (regrettably) the Christian eradication of those and many other beliefs was so thorough that there aren’t many source documents describing how those beliefs were actually practiced, and so any attempt to practice said religion today seems like someone trying to put together a complete dinosaur skeleton with only 50% of the bones.

Ofc I don’t mean any of that to hate on people who practice those beliefs, those were just my two cents.

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ᓚᘏᗢ_| meow |

^

Cat with a sign that says meow.

Meowwww

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you're disgusting. fuck you. go kill yourself. i hope you die

oh okay

imsorry

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Oh holy shit

God please tell me musk didn't do the Nazi salute in live tv today

Please tell me this is a goddamn prank i can't handle this

He what

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What the fuck is a MCR

Hey guys my dad’s taking me to the city to see this marching band!!!

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Couldn’t think of a good punchline, post canceled, everyone please leave

Hey guys my dad’s taking me to the city to see this marching band!!!