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god-offical · 7 hours
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God why did you give me tits
I wouldn’t know because
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god-offical · 10 hours
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TW: Racism
They also dressed up as KKK members once
Man. Fuck PETA
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god-offical · 12 hours
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Stares at you like this
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*Stares back with eyes like the void*
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god-offical · 12 hours
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Man. Fuck PETA
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god-offical · 1 day
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Oh yeah this happened
I love my girlfriends
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god-offical · 1 day
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Nuh-uh
us humans need new software updates. they should fix bugs (mental illnesses) and also add new things (new senses) and change some of the old things that werent exactly broken but werent cool (make sneezes painless).
oh, and they should make some hardware updates too. i want fins to swim and i want to breathe underwater and i want to fly.
oh and they should add multiplayer dreams
oh oh and they should add superpowers but not boring stuff like super strength. i want to be able to pause time and go do whatever i want. ive wanted that for as long as i can remember. they should add that.
@god-offical can you do this please
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god-offical · 2 days
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we work together
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Saw these one after another
so @god-offical and @devil-official I need to ask, who’s really in charge of this, are you working together?
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god-offical · 2 days
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god can i borrow 50 bucks
I'm broke :(
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god-offical · 2 days
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Who the fuck let some of our angels fall and possess human forms.
(this post is about angelkin btw)
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god-offical · 3 days
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reblog if you are your url
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god-offical · 3 days
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intentional-lemon-demon, mr-capgras-has-tapeworms, fucking professional-breadfucker
help I think I am addicted
help me I keep making tumblr blogs
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god-offical · 3 days
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help me I keep making tumblr blogs
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god-offical · 3 days
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STOP IGNORING US GOD
WE SHALL STUDY YE EVENTUALLY
no lmao
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god-offical · 3 days
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ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.
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god-offical · 3 days
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What’s your favorite idea? Mine is being creative
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(mine was Yuri)
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god-offical · 3 days
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so about this post...
methinks polyamory is quite cool
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god-offical · 3 days
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Dear Sodomites,
We here at Heaven LLC. apologize profusely for smiting your city.
Keep up the great work at the dicksucking factory.
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