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God, is Sua from alien stage alive? If not could you bring her alive?

(she is from doomed Yuri 😞)

I have no idea who that it is but I saw Yuri and blacked out so yes

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Lord, is cereal a soup?

Cereal is a taco, hot dog is a soup. Hope this clears things up 👍

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my lord is soup a drink

Soups is girls

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I have a good fwiend in Wome named biggus dickus…

Have a worm for worm Wednesday

I will name him Wormulous. Not to be confused with his brother Wemus, who I have right here 🪱

They will found a cool city together called Wome :3

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Have a worm for worm Wednesday

I will name him Wormulous. Not to be confused with his brother Wemus, who I have right here 🪱

They will found a cool city together called Wome :3

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God is mayonnaise an instrument?

And shrimps is bugs yeah sure water at this point. Ketchup is a soup why the fuck not.

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Today’s the dayyyy!!!!

Happy Worm Wednesday everyone, today I will *checks notes* turn into a worm and DM my girlfriend

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happy worm wednesday!

Oh joyous day!

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(honestly making god into a straight up oc is such a powermove that i bet even god emself would approve of it /vpos)

What do you mean OC. The lord possesses my body heart and mind sometimes to post about women and being a silly tgirl.

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I'm proud of you

I’m proud of you too anon! You might be wondering what there is about you to be proud of, but I’m proud that you decided to live and breathe on this planet earth today, it can take a lot sometimes.

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Okay. But. What about. Just a peek.

I feel weird asking this but. What is homestuck.

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Oh that’s not so bad. What’s the fuss over it then

I feel weird asking this but. What is homestuck.

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God, have you heard the new ghost song?

Does it go something like OoOoOOooooo

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Are you a parsha enjoyer perchance??

A Torah enjoyer if you will???

A tanakh fan????

It is with deepest regret that I inform you I am not

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But then… I’ll be free

One of these days I’m going to yuripost so hard I’ll get deleted, and then all that will remain is my username and far too many girls kissing than appropriate for a Christian deity

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One of these days I’m going to yuripost so hard I’ll get deleted, and then all that will remain is my username and far too many girls kissing than appropriate for a Christian deity

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I feel weird asking this but. What is homestuck.