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He is the owner of the shop 😛😺🐈

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SO. MANY. FRENCH. KNOTS. by StephaniLowman

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First man family

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Oh boy Lucifer, he adopted you.

Listen I know this is not why Abel is blond, but it's funny and I draw what I want

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even as a fully abled bodied person I was thinking those don't look practically designed for the disabled at all

you need to lean forward and side to side to make it go, no mechanical way to move it or make it stop, no safety features

this is just a new toy for the rich tech bros

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Text recounting of the full events below but oh my god please watch this person explain the wildest thing happening to them

[image text]r/trueoffmychest post by CptnSpaceCase tiktok handle kelseycanstand

Today my aide cooked what should not be cooked

I have to get this out, because today feels like an actual nightmare I keep expecting to wake up from.

I'm disabled, and need help with stuff around the house. Today was the second day with a new agency and new home health aide, "Tina." I set it up so she would come by in the morning while I'm sleeping (insomnia is killer), and I texted her last night what I would need done today.

One of those things was to roast some precut squash I'd gotten so I could have it with my salads and pasta. I was very clear in my instructions: what it looked like, where it was in the fridge, how to use the oven, how to cook it. I also have a roommate who was up and told her she could ask them for help if she couldn't find anything. Or come get me if truly necessary.

Now, I have three pet ball pythons. They eat rats that I thaw from frozen in the fridge in a reusable plastic bag. Yes, that's where I'm going with this.

Tina couldn't find the squash, and so, obviously, that meant she should roast the first other thing she could see that was technically also encased in plastic, in a completely different area of the fridge. The FUCKING RATS. In butter and salt, in my nice baking dish.

And like, that's insane all on its own, but if you're going to cook any animal, you should at least clean and skin it first, right??? Like, do the crazy, disgusting thing properly so I can respect the effort, instead of sticking them in as is. Fur and guts and all.

And the smell. Good God baby Jesus the SMELL. It woke me up and had me gagging the moment I opened my bedroom door. Definitely not squash. Or food-smelling for that matter. At first I thought the squash had spontaneously rotted overnight and she'd tried to cook it anyway. That would have been slightly less insane and much preferable.

I had to pull it out of her what she was cooking instead when she said she couldn't find it (it was in plain sight), had to open the oven and see my snakes' dinners in place of my own and still couldn't process what the fuck was happening, what I was looking at and smelling. I don't like yelling at people and generally avoid it. Today was a day for exceptions. And at the end of my half-crazed, dissociative rant, I told her to get the whole dish and its contents and herself out of the fucking house. And to not come back.

Suffice to say, I've contacted the agency to report it and am requesting a new aide. Now I'm sitting at a cafe trying to calm down and eat something despite the scent memory that's taken up permanent residence and turning my stomach. The whole house reeks like musty, sewage-dipped pork that had been left out for a whole day before being cooked in rancid oil, and I'm not sure Febreeze is gonna cut it. I don't want to go home. 🫠😭

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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

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i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

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Itchy snoot. 

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Kringle's Conundrum 🎅

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excuse me what does that stand next to babazita’s say it’s selling

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i think about them a normal amount

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I WOULD TRAVEL EVERY RING OF HELL

JUST TO SEE IF YOU’LL BE MIIIIINE 🗣️

THIS VIDEO CAME OUT THE SAME TIME I GOT MY NEW HEADPHONES THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!! 😭

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Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

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She got the part :) (the rat king)

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