#ESPECIALLY my mom

[theprongspotter]

Not to vent on the blog but I actually fucking hate my parents so much

[termitesisagrandslam]

it's wild growing up with parents you thought were so progressive and knew everything and then you realize they merely think they're progressive (and are juxtaposed against less progressive ppl) and everything they know is just the propaganda they have fully bought into. and that they're actually quite reactionary and ignorant

[vampirecatboy]

ex-friend who was seeing a gender therapist: yeah she just offered to write me a note for hormones like 2 sessions in

me when i got an appointment with a gender therapist: yeah that's probably an outlier, i doubt mine would work that fast

my gender therapist, like 20 minutes into our first session: yeah we work with a doctor who can provide you with hormones, the wait list is about 2 months, but if you wanted to start right away we can send you to planned parenthood

me:

[benreyfaggot]

Kids will really talk about their parents doing the most abusive traumatizing shit ever to them and then have the BALLS to say my parents hate me cuz im gay or something. Like. Buddy you just explained in detail how your mom would hit you in the back of the head as an infant when you misbehaved. My mom would kill your mom for that

[heyclickadee]

Oookay, yeah, I see now why my mom has such a hard time getting into the animated Star Wars shows despite adoring both animation and Star Wars.

Edit: To be clear, I’m not really trying to throw my mom under the bus here. I just didn’t realize my parents do that now until now.

[gemstarstarlight]

My parents (I suspect motivated by my father) are on a two-man mission to prove that Paris, and indeed all of Europe, is the City of Love.

[lost-hourss]

I know we all gotta grieve someday, but idk if I'm ready for my mom and grandma to pass someday lol.

[uselessgay10101]

Y'know I often wonder how I'm the same person

1. On one hand, I am completely serious sometimes and am capable of holding a serious vision as long as needed

(Ex 1.) I never believed in Santa even when I saw him apear to hand out presents (i knew it was my uncle. Talk about being born old...)

(Ex 2.) My Own thoughts outstand me at times. I be so smart...SOMETIMES (when my brain cooperates)

And YET-

2. I am one the most unserious mf ever

(Ex 1.) My entire blog is about being a LITERAL Uselessgay for damn PIXLES

(Ex 2.) I am unable to be serious with that ONE FRIEND

[thefallenangel2008]

So I made this thing.

[daydream-reblog]

You guys are getting paid?

Thanks, Anon!

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[chewysgummies]

I'll be honest when I say that I honestly daydream about Killbot 86 being my caregiver yesterday during night because I was getting a bit nervous & scared. I don't know what problem I have, but suddenly my mind started thinking about killbot 86 taking care of me

[allofuswantgwinam]

the other day my mom told me, and regretted and said she probably shouldn’t have but tbh im glad to know, that her and my dad were talking about something with me or arguing when I was a baby idk but she said that he said “I didn’t even want to have another baby really” which is FUCKING INSANE FOR HIM TO SAY BC

1. It really shows 🤣 which is why I’m glad she told me that bc like it really makes so much since why I have had a dad physically in my life but like he’s not a fucking dad. Especially after the divorce. Which is part of why I think I want a man so much bc I crave like a male person to give a real fuck about me and be there for me. it makes so much sense. especially bc I like older dudes 😭😭 never thought I had daddy issues but I think I actually do and I’m mind blown

2. Im an IVF baby or whatever, they tried to have me for like 8 years and paid a lot of money to get me. They even almost adopted a kid and gave up BUT their freaking doctor was at the adoption thing to give a speech or something so he saw them when they were leaving and was like “wtf y’all have enough money for one more time” and my mom begrudgingly agreed to try again 🤣🤣 I don’t blame her, that shit is traumatic to go thru. She wanted 5 kids *ain’t no way, im sorry 🤣🤣 maybe if she didn’t marry my dad but AINT NO WAY SHE COULD HANDLE 5. LOVE HER TO DEATH BUT AINT NO W A Y* BUT THE POINT OF THIS IS THAT WHY TF DIDNT HE SAY THAT. like clearly the world wanted me here or soemthing bc so many times a day I be like “I was almost not born, I was so close and now LOOK AT ME” and it’s all a mess. positivity was shoved down my throat but my whole life has been a toxic mess and I’ve only truly realized that as an adult

[prestonmonterey]

mmmm the lights in my bathroom strobed :(((

[chloesimaginationthings]

"Oswald's mom has got it going on" - FNAF Pit bonnie

[merofthefae]

The greatest gift from God

is to be able to be an asshole. 🤣🤣

[iwait4youalexg]

From now on whenever someone tells me I should get keratin/chemical straightening unsolicited I’m just gonna go why, am I ugly?