#duck speaks

[theprongspotter]

It always cracks me up to see “I don’t support jkr!!!” In pinned posts here

Like baby… you’re on tumblr, you’re queer, you use they/them pronouns, and ship wolfstar and jegulus… we know you don’t support jkr

[lulubeanie]

Psychonauts 🤝 Sam and Max (mostly tdph but still): worlds where psychics exist and brains can survive for a pretty long time without a body and can also be removed and put back in a body with basically no consequences. and of course when a brain is in a body that does not belong to them, they can still control the body and such like it does

[hazardlightsalien]

The people who think dragon age the veilguard isn’t a dark fantasy game didn’t think for 5 minutes about the content of the game 🤷‍♂️

There are plenty of criticisms to be had- Rook doesn’t have many dialogue options that make them sound like they know what’s happening, certain companion quests have unsatisfying endings (looking at Lucanis and Taash specifically), and the romances don’t allow you the same character depth/growth as the earlier games do.

“It’s not dark enough!” Think for 5 whole seconds about Weisshaupt, Lavendel, any of Solas’ regrets, or what happens to either Treviso or Minrathous I’m Begging You

[duckmoss]

One of my favorite bird facts is that they fall in the same clade as crocodilians, Archosauria.

And the bird stem, Avemetatarsalia, does include birds, but more interestingly also includes dinosaurs and pterosaurs like diplodocus and dimorphodon.

Which means this:

And this:

ARE CLADISTICALLY MORE CLOSELY RELATED THAN DIPLODOCUS IS TO A CROCODILIAN WITH A MORE SIMILAR BODY SHAPE!!!!

And I just think that’s rad.

[sporks-and-stars]

most autistic meal you've ever had. Go

[lulismoon02]

donde van los patos del lago de central park cuando cuando el agua se congela?

[theprongspotter]

Whenever someone visits for the first time, we make them drink out of the Simon glass from Alive and the Chipmunks

[the-chaos-duck]

Hey peeps.

Im proud iff you. Even if you dont know who i am. Rven if udk who you are.... Im proud. You got through this day! You finished that oroject! You attended school! You got up! You got deessed! You did that one thing you are really proud off but feel like you cant tell anyone! Im Fucking otoud of you.

Trll me those things you are proud that you did.

[theprongspotter]

Guys

I accidentally locked myself out of my car

Cause I ran inside for two seconds with my car on and it auto locked

And I was lowkey stressing cause I didn’t want to waste gas or be late to theatre

But

I grabbed a Bobby pin

AND FUCKING UNLOCKED THE CAR DOOR

IVE NEVER PICKED A LOCK BEFORE

IM SO COOL AND SEXY AND COOL AND SMART

[lulubeanie]

One day I will be able to work on all the projects I want to.. one day I will be able to think that I want to work on something and do just that..

[hazardlightsalien]

Watching a crown of candy again after a while and remembering how much I love lapin

Get episode 6’d

[duckmoss]

I don’t understand the people that get upset about new big cat legislation in the US that make it harder for people who want to run a tiger king style zoo to do so.

Like, as a zookeeper, yes. Make it more difficult for Some Guy to get a literal cougar and keep it in his backyard “zoo”. You want those cats? Apply for and maintain proper permitting. And stop cuddling with them. They’re still wild animals and behave accordingly (as they should).

We do it for other species with the understanding that it’s better for those animals. It’s the literal same.

[sporks-and-stars]

throwback to the time i signed off an email to a prof that had been misgendering me all semester with my pronouns and my grade instantly jumped a full letter. call that restorative justice

[theprongspotter]

Thanks for the tag!!

My hair is longer but they didn’t have it smh

Ah yes, the queer

npt: @residentdisaster @musicoftheheart @im-just-here4853 @swimmingclass1978 @s3raphinaa and anyone else!

Saw this going around twitter, looked like fun. What? I'm not procrastinating (I am, I really am)

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz

Post the results side-by-side. No pressure tags: @alypink, @revnah1406, @madefordvarka, @deadbranch, @welldonekhushi, @kaitaiga, @applbottmjeens, @froglights-and-pearls

[theprongspotter]

I’m actually pretty certain that if I don’t find my Regulus Black soon I’ll pass away

[lulubeanie]

I hate you tubi hat boy