#duck speaks

[theprongspotter]

It always cracks me up to see “I don’t support jkr!!!” In pinned posts here

Like baby… you’re on tumblr, you’re queer, you use they/them pronouns, and ship wolfstar and jegulus… we know you don’t support jkr

[lulubeanie]

Psychonauts 🤝 Sam and Max (mostly tdph but still): worlds where psychics exist and brains can survive for a pretty long time without a body and can also be removed and put back in a body with basically no consequences. and of course when a brain is in a body that does not belong to them, they can still control the body and such like it does

[duckmoss]

I don’t understand the people that get upset about new big cat legislation in the US that make it harder for people who want to run a tiger king style zoo to do so.

Like, as a zookeeper, yes. Make it more difficult for Some Guy to get a literal cougar and keep it in his backyard “zoo”. You want those cats? Apply for and maintain proper permitting. And stop cuddling with them. They’re still wild animals and behave accordingly (as they should).

We do it for other species with the understanding that it’s better for those animals. It’s the literal same.

[sporks-and-stars]

most autistic meal you've ever had. Go

[hazardlightsalien]

Watching a crown of candy again after a while and remembering how much I love lapin

Get episode 6’d

[suckmyskinnyballsmia]

Bad word warning 💕

Hehe

[lulismoon02]

donde van los patos del lago de central park cuando cuando el agua se congela?

[theprongspotter]

Whenever someone visits for the first time, we make them drink out of the Simon glass from Alive and the Chipmunks

[the-chaos-duck]

Hey peeps.

Im proud iff you. Even if you dont know who i am. Rven if udk who you are.... Im proud. You got through this day! You finished that oroject! You attended school! You got up! You got deessed! You did that one thing you are really proud off but feel like you cant tell anyone! Im Fucking otoud of you.

Trll me those things you are proud that you did.

[theprongspotter]

Guys

I accidentally locked myself out of my car

Cause I ran inside for two seconds with my car on and it auto locked

And I was lowkey stressing cause I didn’t want to waste gas or be late to theatre

But

I grabbed a Bobby pin

AND FUCKING UNLOCKED THE CAR DOOR

IVE NEVER PICKED A LOCK BEFORE

IM SO COOL AND SEXY AND COOL AND SMART

[lulubeanie]

Playing clip studio paint :]

[duckmoss]

It’s best practice to use your friend’s butt as a pillow, obviously

[sporks-and-stars]

throwback to the time i signed off an email to a prof that had been misgendering me all semester with my pronouns and my grade instantly jumped a full letter. call that restorative justice

[anatisthegreenwitch]

Hi everyone! I’m Will aka Willow or William.

I’m gender-fluid and use they/any pronouns.

I’ve been actively practicing for 3 years but I’ve been studying Greek Mythology and the culture and religion since I was 10. I’m a devotee of Artemis and have some active practice with Dionysus and Athena. Other than that I do devotional things to the other gods when it’s their festival days (according to a reconstructed Attic calendar). I’d personally say I’m a revivalist that pulls heavily from historical sources.

I also dabble in green witchcraft and eclectic practices.

I’m new to the witchblr community and I’m so excited to meet everyone!

Slight note: my blog is going to be 16+ for artistic depictions of nudity.

My asks are open if anyone wants to talk!

[theprongspotter]

Thanks for the tag!!

My hair is longer but they didn’t have it smh

Ah yes, the queer

npt: @residentdisaster @musicoftheheart @im-just-here4853 @swimmingclass1978 @s3raphinaa and anyone else!

Saw this going around twitter, looked like fun. What? I'm not procrastinating (I am, I really am)

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz

Post the results side-by-side. No pressure tags: @alypink, @revnah1406, @madefordvarka, @deadbranch, @welldonekhushi, @kaitaiga, @applbottmjeens, @froglights-and-pearls

[theprongspotter]

I’m actually pretty certain that if I don’t find my Regulus Black soon I’ll pass away