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the way redbubble showcases products in awful minimalist workspaces is such a great source of comedy
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drew this as Ruth and Henry thanks to @nightmarebluntrotationatfreddys for the excellent idea !
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My favorite thing when telling people I’m a furry is when they don’t believe me. Like dude idk how to tell you this but I’ve been a furry since 2020. I have a fursona.
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the thing that caused me so much grief last night but now i feel better about it fdnghgdfggd
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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling
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all the anon hate on tumblr is sent by these 5 men
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a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features
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maybe if we torture this kid harder our lives will get even more awesome
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