#Dude I swear ON GOD.
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deranged headcanon: ling uses brainrot humour
#That will be all#Fma#Fma memes#Fmab#Fmab memes#Ling yao#Ling fma#Dude I swear ON GOD.#He would ask greed shit like "do u fw skibidi toilet?” To piss him off#God told me this Himself btw#Fma headcanon#Extension: ed uses brainrot humor too#Hes a pompous little shit do you think this boy would not say “sigma” and other crap to ppl he'll beat the shit out of#I am high
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some dude sketches p2 wip
#postal 1997#postal#postal dude#postal fanart#postal 1#just some braindead sketches that im never gonna finish lol#all wip turn into r.i.p. i swear to god#my art
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All aboard the clown car 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
#i swear to God DUDE#oh my god#911 abc#911#thoughts thoughts thoughts#ryan guzman#he needs go shut up#like stay quiet#put him back in pr jail#911 spoilers
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Really cool that discord pushed an update that made the UI an infinitely shittier cluttered mess that’s more hostile to its user base that you can’t even revert
Absolute cunts
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GUESS WHOS ACTUALLY PLAYING OW NOW anyways off to go drain my wallet on clown rat
#my art#digital art#not my character#digital artwork#doodle#fanart#roadrat#junkrat#overwatch#roadhog#silly dudes!!!!!#dude you dont understand how fucking bad i need clown rat i swear to god the thought of him makes me get DIABOLICAL#Lalalalallaa
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interrupting your theological debate for regularly scheduled dose of gay
#house md#robert chase#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#longpost#long post#screencap#s02e19 “House vs God���#DISARMED HIM#youre more perfect than god#jfc dude there's being sarcastic and then there's this#this episode i swear to god#anyways tie goes to the mortal or something
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I am perfectly normal about his laugh-
“The G in Gale stands for giggles apparently”
#I SWEAR I'LL DELETE THIS LATER PROBABLY BUT I'M DYING RN#BRO IS A GIGGLER AND EXPECTS ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT IT#FUCKS SAKE MAN OH MY GOD#don't look at me pls#it's a scream into the void#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale of waterdeep#dude just *sounds* like he's hella ticklish you know-
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SIMAY BARLAS GUESS x Harper's Bazaar collab (May 2024)
#simaybarlasedit#flawlesscelebs#turkishedit#brunettesource#userladiesofcinema#femaledaily#dailywomen#userquel#glamoroussource#thequeensofbeauty#wifesource#flawlessbeautyqueens#userburn#womenedit#dailycelebs#popcultureds#simay barlas#payidaresque.gif#dudes it's really happening#she's taking over the world asgsfguugd#swear to god i did not see someone who'd work as hard as simay in the last couple of months in a very long time#SELF-MADE WOMAN SHE IS#insane actually
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what ever happened to mike having those like mini abilities and them having consequences?/que le paso a mike teniendo esos mini poderes que tienen consecuencias
It lives in my head rent free until I can get to the parts where he can use them 👌
#my art#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#glamrock freddy#michael afton#glammike#fnaf au#security breach#sister location#DUDE WHAT YHE HELL SO MANY TAGS#uhh#into the ballpit au#gosh darn#that better be it I swear to god
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“They’re idiots, your honor.”
- me, completely delighted, to my roommate immediately after watching Etho & Joel interact in Joel’s HC10E6
#joel smallishbeans#SmallishBeans#Etho#ethoslab#boat boys#SmallEtho#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#hermitblr#verdant rambles#my roomie was rather confused#apparently no one does the ‘your honor’ bit off tumblr according to them???#anyway#these dudes#I swear to god.#(this whole post & tags are /positive /affectionate)#hermitshipping
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A girl in class called me cute today I'M GONNA IMPLODE. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW JOYOUS AND WHIMSICAL I FELT. GETTING COMPLIMENTS FROM GIRLS HIT DIFFERENT
#can we all agree that getting complimented by a girl is a transcending experience#compliments from girls >>>>>>>#i swear i was physically shaking when that happened#OH MY GOD I CANT DESCIRBE HOW HAPPY I STILL AM#she called me cute... HELLO?????#LIKE WTF WHY ME??? DOES THIS MEAN SOMETHING???#holy shit dude a GIRL called ME cute#im gonna go insane I GOT CALLED CUTE BY A GIRL#im never gonna forget this EVER#breathes heavily while foam appears in my mouth as i stare straight at you#SHE CALLED ME CUTE KEJGJWJGHDIWJFUEJG#what did i do to deserve this divine gift from the heavens above#SOMEONE CALLED ME CUTE AND SHES A GIRL LIKE WHAT????#did i mention i got called cute by a GIRL???#please sedate me im going insane
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a key element and constant theme of tsumugis character is neglect and the various ways it manifests and how he was neglected by his family severely as a child in multiple cases such as parents forgetting to feed him being abandoned by his father and brother and then how this series of neglect continues throughout tsumugis life by feeling abandoned when ex-fine disbanded but because tsumugi is so caught up in making sure those he cares about (sora and natsume) get what they want and deserve in their idol careers he fails to realize he is repeating that cycle of neglect. many times we see natsume worry that tsumugi is going to leave him and switch behind, that he is going to abandon the promise they made together as kids like this is a CONSTANT fear of natsumes and i feel like tsumugi is repeating the exact same mistakes his mother made in this regard. constantly overworking herself despite being a good-for-nothing, getting into scams due to her religious and superstitious nature being taken advantage of, being an emotional wreck that crumbles under pressure yet is immensely loved and admired by tsumugi to the point where he considered following in her footsteps by being a teacher (which, again, made natsume think tsumugi was abandoning their promise to each other) even if he also pities her. and i think that, during his childhood in baby tsumugis little brain, he took his mothers displays of emotions as a negative. those feelings were hurting his mom, making her upset, so his solution was to just not feel at all, all the while he makes the exact same mistakes she made, now just while completely disconnected. everything we know about tsumugis mom apart from her being overly emotional is a direct parallel to tsumugi from making and maintaining connections and being naturally loved by others to her appearing "hopeless" with work and being incredibly misfortunate. tsumugis mom neglected him alot as a child due to being overworked, overly emotional, and going through her own kind of hell, yet tsumugi recognizes that she did her best and still expresses love for her when talking about her, even though hes aware of her many bad habits. And, again, tsumugi inadvertently mirrors the exact same mistakes his mom did in trying to make tsumugi live a happy life (constantly trying new businesses and failing, falling for scams out of desperation) when trying to make sora and natsume happy (aka being too busy with work that would benefit the unit to spend time with them). Making the mistake of thinking if he just works hard enough they can be happy, when what will make them happy is his company. a lesson his mother, who not only got abandoned by her husband but also her own SON, never got to learn. But sure yea tsumugis mom was a physically abusive alcoholic who would deliberately harm tsumugi as a child and thats why hes ok with natsume hitting him and lets not even bother tackling the role the men in tsumugis life mightve played in him being numb to physical harm because clearly its the emotionally unstable woman tsumugi has expressed love for whose solely to blame who gives a shit anymore
#one day im going to snap i swear to god.#nat rambles#nats enst posting#tsumugi aoba#THIS IS NOT A POST DIRECTED AT ANYONE BTW#I JUST SEE LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TSUMUGIP VILLIFY HIS MOM WHEN LIKE#YEA SHE FUCKED UP. LIKE SO SEVERELY IN SO MANY CASES#BUT FUCK DUDE SHE IS A CLEARLY MENTALLY ILL WOMAN TRYING HER GODDAMN BEST WHILE THE MEN WHO WERE MEANT TO LOVE HER LEAVE HER BEHIND#WHEN SHES CLEARLY NOT ABLE TO RAISE TWO FUCKING CHILDREN BY HERSELF#BUT NO YEA LETS BLAME THE WOMAN. THE MEN CLEARLY LEFT HER BC SHES SOOOOO CRAZY#anyway this is very messy i hope its coherent enough#dont take what i say as gospel just. Take this as a nudge to think abt the text a little more
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Hello, it's me again. Back on my bullshit. as per this post
This one is about to sound even more conspiracy theorist but hey we ride or we die 🤷🏿♀️
but yeah, I just learnt that Mihawk and Shanks are both Pisces. and Pisces are associated with Yin and Yang which you know famous for equal balance a good month to give two famously, equal rivals.
But also if we take Red as their main color my good people I ask what would you say their supporting colors are? 🤔
That's right Mihawk's is black Shanks' is white bing bang boom Yin and Yang ladies and gentlemen. Not to mention they have the dot Shank's coat is black while Mihawk has his pasty white skin, and oh his trousers are usually colored white in the manga(so is his kogatana apparently. Apparently Toei just likes the way gold looks on Mihawk)
also as @manofbeskar pointed out Shanks' jorts (spiritually) are flower patterned but not just any flower, Roses! guess who also likes roses. Also the coat Mihawk wear when he actually deigns to wear a shirt is eerily similar to Shanks' and the only other person I can remember that wears a coat like that besides Shanks is Luffy who is also tied to Shanks so do with that what you will
so yeah there we have it; I have no idea what any of this could mean but I'm having fun.
honestly I'm just spiraling at the idea that Oda might actually never reveal anything about their connection 😭 I would actually die if that happened.
#i swear to god oda#I need this dudes story like yesterday#also learned that apparently#Shanks has never appeared on a cover without blackboard which is very telling for their story and very scary for me#and also Mihawk is the only warlord to not have appeared on the cover or to have had their original bounty revealed#This feels like purposeful secretiveness so this gives me a lot of hope that we will actually get to see his backstory#but yeah witness me be unwell about middle aged men#hawkeye mihawk#dracule mihawk#one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#mishanks#akagami no shanks#red haired shanks#op#shanks#akataka#mihawk x shanks#shanks x mihawk#red hair shanks#takanome mihawk#one piece theory#one piece meta#one piece thoughts
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I FEEL LIKE I FAILED HIM I FAILED HARRY AND I FAILED KIM IM.
#thank GOD for reloads dude I swear to god#I can never. NEVER let Harry disappoint or make fun of Kim I would rather be forced to swallow my own tongue#disco elysium#harry du bois#harrier du bois#THIS FUCKING CHECK oh my god 😭😭#de#arc doobles
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How do we feel about Beach wear Noritoshi....
Everyone thinks he'd go covered head to toe wearing those wet suits divers use, but no. Noritoshi isn't the type to want to attract attention to himself when it's not needed, so he'd try to blend in. Emphasis on try.
He's the guy wearing a covering or some shit. I think you'd have to fight him to wear a translucent one. (if you splash him with water, you'll acheive the same effect thoughahahaha) even though it's a beach, he's trying to find an appropriate way to cover up, hes just like that. yes to sunscreen ofc. I can see him in a sun hat, but it's not his.. maybe he took it from one of the girls
HIS HAIR WOULD BE UP BC ITD BE TOO HOT AND THE SUN HAT WOULD HELP HIM FROM GETTING OVERHEATED H.H....H IS FACE WOULD BE FLUSHED BC OF THE HEAT AND. AND. AND.. he's like the beach babe on the shore, soaking up the sun and reading a book or smth. if you splash him with water, i can see him trying to get you back. then boom bam, hes in the water with everyone else.
OH FUCK that's even IF he goes to the beach. it's like seeing God in the flesh, idk man I'd go blind........... hed probably come along when he realizes theres hot people at the beach. he cant have you looking at people in that state, hold on hes going. give him five minutes..!
EXTRA
[untied covering version under the cut. like his booefjehsaf are out aha.]
ahahahahahahahahaa *froths at the mouth*
mf dont even begin to look at me like that
#kamo noritoshi#noritoshi kamo#noritoshi#kamo noritoshi x reader#noritoshi kamo x reader#noritoshi x reader#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#FAM IMA BE SO FR W YOU. ITS SO COLD WHERE I AM RN#AS OF POSTING THIS#BUT ITS FUCKING SUMMER SOMEWHERE OUT THERE SO LETS FUCKING GO#IM TELLING YOU WHEN I FUCKING SAW THIS ASK I FROZE#HOW ARE WE FEELING?????#FAM WE'RE FEELING FUCKING DEAD AND RESUSCITATED#GOD I FEEL LIKE YOU ANSWERED MY PRAYERS OR SOME SHIT BC I WANTED TO TAKE THIS MANS SHIRT OFF SO BAD BUT NEVER HAD A PROPER EXCUSE#OFFICER. GOD. TUMBLR STAFF.... THIS IS PURELY FOR THE SAKE OF ANDSWERING MY BELOVED CULT MEMBER'S QUESTION#I SWEAR THERE IS NO OTHER UNDERLYING REASON#OFFICER PLEASE#nah its embarrassing how hyped i got for this ask#you got me wide awake at 8 am bc of beach wear......#I WANTED TO SHOW HIS WAIST BUT THE FUCKING STUPID COVERING BLOCKED IT ALL.#WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME @ MYSELF?!??????#DOES THIS COUNT AS SUGGESTIVE????#NO. ITS JUST HIS CHEST. DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT 👊💥💥👊💥👊💥💥#HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE NORITOSHI THAT TEASES YOU BACK...... IM SUCH A FOOL. GOD STRIKE ME DOWN RN......#DUDE I DABBLED IN IT A BIT HERE BUT OH MY FUCK.... IT NEEDS AN ENTIRE POST OH FUCK#tysm anon I'll love you till my heart rots#you dont understand my devastation half way through when he kinda looked like beach geto. pinterest if you ever get your filthy paws on thi#and call him geto. istg ill gut you alive#null rot
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HEADcannons...lol!!
#bc. its a bunch of head shots....MAN WHATEVER#me op#digital#postal#postal 1#postal 2#postal 3#postal 4#corkscrew rules#postal dude#postal doe#postal movie#postal brain damaged#poostall royale#yeah sorry lol#I SWEAR TO GOD REDUXS SKIN WAS NOT THAT FUCKING GREY ON MY TABLET WTFFFF
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