#corkscrew rules

[3ntry-87]

J2ME MENTIONED.

back again with another headcanon list! what are the dudes showering habits/preferred soaps?

p1: uses fruity scented soap, for hair and body wash. i think he'd find the super masculine scents too overwhelming, and unscented soap doesnt make him feel like he 'smells' clean. i imagine he showers a lot because of his paranoia about an illness going around, but doesnt always wash his hair, so it can get pretty gross feeling.

p2: he uses good ol' white bar soap. i dont think hes the type to fuss about how he smells, as long as he cant smell himself he thinks thats good enough. less time at the store too, since he doesnt have to pick anything specific out and can just grab a big pack of the stuff. doesnt use any soap on his hair.

p3: uses that gross over the top manly shit p1 hates, on the rare occasion he DOES shower. you know the kind- '8-in-1' and has the color of tar. probably calls his sweat-stink his 'natural musk'

p4: not very picky. has his prefrences, not liking things that are strongly scented in either direction, but still liking SOME scent. cucumber or pine are his favs probably. tends to just use whatever he has though, which is probably hotel soaps. actually WASHES HIS HAIR though, with shampoo

bonus round!

corkscrew/shtopor: he doesnt use soap. firmly believes that 'water is enough'

movie dude: uses irish spring bar soap. similar reasons to p2, but he likes to smell fresh!

mobile dude: uses that 'fancy' bar soap they sell at supermarkets. uses nice shampoo too! its less that he cares more about how other people percieve him than the other dudes, he just seems like the kinda guy who'd spoil himself while on a budget

[stealyourmeal]

p3 + shtoper + older p2 dude for something awesome and cool

[clowncarstars]

Unhinged postal shitposting

[dudepilled]

Oh shit bet you didnt expect MORE POSTAL BLINKIES (more unhinged edition)

[derpposen]

>barely posts art on this acc for what feels like 100 years

>comes back with fucking Postal art of all things

>doesn’t elaborate

Anyways I drew all of the dudes cause they’re all my baby girls mwhahah😈😈

hope y’all like them 💔💔

[il-gwang]

[jija-ofegetia]

this album is so shtopor coded.. i couldn’t help myself 😔

[fleshcompost]

HELLO POSTAL FANS!!! (and hatred too!)

[alexawoodsnail]

В гости к Штопору приехал))

[theothernym]

Shtopor >:3

I want to sit on his lap so bad...ma big russian boy..

[sillyrust]

More of corkscrew 1997

[ksrw2]

doodles i found, some are like 1 year old (probably posted some of them before i just dont remember)

[tapeworrmart]

Corkscrew Rules Postal Dude commission for @heksen-sabbat :)

[clowncarstars]

More dude sketches but there are multiple ginger freaks here

[il-gwang]