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bet-on-me-13 · 5 months ago

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The weirdly competent Doctor

So! The Watchtower's Medical Bay is a hub of constant Activity. With the number of Heroes who work under the Justice League, there are always injuries, health check-Ups, and illnesses that need healing.

But with the amount of Variant Biologies that those Heroes have, it's always a guessing game as to how to help them best. Some Metahumans react positively to penicillin, but others react like it's their Kryptonite. Some Aliens have anatomy similar to Humans, others are so different you can't tell the Stomach from the Bladder.

So when they hired a New Doctor for the Medical Bay, they had to run him through an entire Course on Variant Biologies and how best to treat specific Heroes. It was long and difficult to remember fully, but it was necessary for him to know.

But then the new Doctor started correcting Them.

"Actually, Martian's react better to the Syrup of Eucalyptus Plants better than Penicillin, since Eucalyptus is very similar to a medicinal plant from Mars which they used in many of their antibiotics."

"I don't think just pumping double doses of sedative is the best way to calm down a Speedster, that could have adverse effects on their body. Perhaps try Psychic Intervention? Their minds move a Mile a Second, but if you can calm them down their bodies will follow suit."

"Of course you use Micro-Doses of Kryptonite to operate on Superman! What else would you do?! I don't know, maybe ask JLD to enchant your Equipment to make use of Kryptonian suseptiblity to Magic? The Kryptonite is just gonna give him Cancer!"

Of course the Doctors didn't take kindly to being rudely corrected by a newbie, and Fired him on his first day.

Then a few days later their usual Treatments don't work, and they decide to give those strategies the Quack Doctor gave them out of desperation.

And Lo and Behold, they work! Martian Manhunter is fully healed and feels much better than the previous times he has needed surgery. Apparently they used a different Antibiotic that worked better with his Biology. Which was incredible, how had they figured it out?

Another Doctor you say? One who was experienced on Martian Biology and Medicinal History? He would very much like to meet with the man!

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What do you mean you fired him for talking back?!

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Danny is a Doctor #Danny is the best Doctor #He is more experienced with different biologies since he studied under Frostbite and worked in Amtiy for so long #He had literally operated on Martin's and Speedsters before #When Batman hears about this he's gonna lose it #They had a Doctor who had extensive knowledge on the biology if dead races and they FIRED HIM!?#For talking back!?#Sure he was a little rude about it but to be fair you guys were using Kryptonite on Superman to Operate #Did none of you consider his other Big Weakness? Magic?#Oh as men of science you don't value magic do you?#Well he does apparently so bring him back here Now!

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ineedhjalp · 1 month ago

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Edwin Payne canonically reads cheap romance novels with gay male characters and likes them. Just in case you didn’t know

#“Edwin only likes the classics”#“Edwin hasn’t caught up with literature published while he was in Hell”#“Edwin doesn’t know that gay people even exist”#Valley of the Dolls #the book he mentioned to Monty in episode 4 #and ENJOYS #literally has canonically bisexual and gay men in it #And talks about said bisexual and gay men having GAY SEX AND CHEATING ON THEIR WIVES #there’s also a lot of drug use #So.#edwin c a n o n i c a l l y enjoys soap-opera style romances #anyway.#edwin payne #dead boy detectives

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dyingbuck · 3 months ago

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BYSTANDER

#fay draws #mouthwashing #mouthwashing curly #curly mouthwashing #captain curly #i like how they handled curly's character in the realism of his reaction to anya's sa. men are way more likely to enable or even side #with another man especially if they're close to that man. we could never be sure if curly did anything off screen to help but i feel like #his state after the crash (and the dead pixel chat) show how he was a bystander before #and now he's physically stuck as a bystander – unable to move. to talk. to change anything.

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sennenrings · 3 days ago

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star wars au because I've been watching the clone wars with my friends. they aren't representing any particular characters. Remus is a Jedi because I think it fits him, Severus and Lily are two senators that Remus is supposed to be escorting, and Sirius and James are smugglers coming along for the ride.

Severus: Do you have a plan, Master Jedi?

James: Fear not Senators! You're in great hands! Severus: Can't he just use the Force and get us out of this?

Lily: That's not how the force works....

Sirius: Hey when we're done can I have a go with your lightsaber? ;)

Remus:... we're so going to die

please do not repost my art

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cary-elwes · 7 months ago

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Cary Elwes + being cute and dorky and adorable

#cary elwes #lady jane #a castle for christmas #ghost light #robin hood men in tights #another country #haunting of cawdor #liar liar #no strings attached #wish you were dead #walk the talk #HE IS SO SO SO SO SO CUTE MY GOD #also everytime he reads a magazine IT HAS HIMSELF ON THE COVER ITS SO FUNNY #this has to be a running gag for 30 years now

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

#xmen #xmen comic #krakoa #cherik #snap chats #until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny #how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind #ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM #i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were #fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something #and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone #and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly #ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious #sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder #and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room #GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom #im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building #obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3 #in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral #ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am #im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day

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corpsephrog · 2 months ago

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i really cannot do cryland srsly and not even cus i'm a payneland shipper like when i was watching the show all the flirting just felt so unnatural and uncomfy i was like "this feels weird is this supposed to be weird"

#and at the time i was rooting for catwin #(still love em tho)#but i couldn't do cryland #just one of those ships that gross me out for no explainable reason #i LOVE them as friends #but if it's romantic I CAN'T DO IT I'M SORRY #dead boy detectives #dbda #save dead boy detectives #charles rowland #crystal palace #also there's this part that i feel like no one talks about in ep 8 where crystal throws charles his backpac #but she throws it too far and that was weird cus like #obviously it was intentional this is a tv show #but now thinking about it #maybe it was saying like “close but not quite”#and there was that whole thing where charles was like “maybe the reason i like her sm is cus she's like a female version of my best friend”#“this does not have any romantic connotations at all!”#like men say theyre fighting demons and the demons be bisexuality fr

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yantao-enthusiast · 1 month ago

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i think some of y’all need to start seeing ben like you do jeff like he’s a bit silly but ultimately the agreement boils down to some of y’all agree with ben’s view on misty even before she does anything wrong. like he was already treating her like less than human when he doesn’t know a single thing y’all hate her for. like he doesn’t see her as a teenage girl, he sees her as an annoyance. he can’t have a conversation with her about her feelings (he’s very likely aware of them before the crash) and he allows it to escalate, knowing that misty’s an outcast and just needs someone. he doesn’t say anything, even when he grows resentment, because he’s scared of her? someone he’s refused to understand since the beginning? he’s a grown ass man. he has had so many opportunities to put an end to it but he doesn’t because he doesn’t know misty at all due to making his own assumptions before anything and refuses to change his mind.

#like yeah he’s a lil funny but i want him dead #gay men never beating the misogynist allegations #i could talk all day about how much i hate his ass but i won’t #‘save ben from misty’ SAVE MISTY FROM BEN ACTUALLY??????#how do i tag this so ben lovers don’t find this #anti coach ben #misty quigley #coach ben #yellowjackets #yj thoughts #yj #oh boy hope i don’t get flamed for this #<3

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sakumira-agashi · 4 months ago

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When you get to trauma dump at your boss and coworker's wedding. Based of that one part in the fic where the sexual tension is so suffocating that he had to talk to Francis about it

(Boss with Benefits, omegaverse AU)

#damn it Pierre we talked about this #he's had enough #everyone knew except them #they're idiots #idiots in love #I love pathetically in love men #dead plate #dead plate rody #dead plate vincent #charmoree #rodincent #boss with benefits #omegaverse #dead plate fanfic

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jewishbarbies · 3 months ago

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“they’re not spam blogs, we vetted them!!”

yet here I am, blocking a duplicate of the same blog that sent me the same ask for the 4th time (the 3rd time today) along with another duplicate of the same blog I’d already blocked and reported that sent me the same ask they tried sending last week. and both of them still read like a fucking chatgpt prompt.

#g talks #anyone else notice a lot of the ones with men in the pfp use a variation of the same name #like one second leftists are screeching that palestinians don’t have internet so WE have to advocate for them online base on #what we think they want #but somehow they have enough internet to make tumblr blogs explicitly asking for money with pictures of random dead people #and debunked photos of the ‘destruction in Gaza’#and we’re just heartless monsters who support genocide if we question their spam behavior #I’ve seen some accounts like them on twitter #but this is a primarily tumblr thing #and I feel like these same people would be on all socials possible right #they’d want all the reach possible and they’re all free accounts #yet these people are only on tumblr #sending links to bogus gofundme accounts #making duplicate blogs to get around block features #how many times does it have to quack before you start believing it’s a goddamn duck #mine #/mobile #/okay to reblog

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transsexula · 5 days ago

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No. Google. I'm actually looking specifically for trans MEN. I know a lot of articles talk about trans women. But I'm specifically looking for stuff about my subset of the trans community. Why the fuck are trans men so hyper-invisible.

#this is like the fifth different wording in the search and it all pulls up articles about trans WOMEN who have died #and that needs to be talked about!!!!!!!! IM JUST LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE THO SO LIKE CAN THIS FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE WORK???#hyper-visibiliy and hyper-invisibility make it a nightmare to search for certain info #like 90% of the time things arent fucking recorded as a hatecrime when against a trans man. he gets buried under his dead name #and the silence echoes. never added to the numbers. never fucking seen.#then theres the guys who are just trying to push thru. even if you wanna talk about whats happened to you why? why would you?#its just taking attention away from (everyone else) people who need it #why talk about your issues when ur supposed to just “be a man” and bottle it up #we talk all the time about how men need to talk about their shit and need to be in touch with emotions and go to therapy and all that shit #but as SOON as its a trans man. “gotta man up! tough it out!”#and man you can see that shit in the statistics #yeah i know part of this is just google turning into AI infested garbage but still

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stef-plays · 2 months ago

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Was looking at the February 2025 releases of comics and came across this sabretooth one thats a series of comics so now I have a new comic series to read but also like…hear me out on sabretooth real quick guys…

#x men #marvel #marvel comics #x men sabretooth #sabretooth #sabretooth the dead don’t talk #hear me out

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s0fter-sin · 9 months ago

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i know it's just bc your character doesn't talk in the og mw trilogy but the way mactavish is completely silent in mw2's final mission with price after being so talkative the entire game is just haunting

he's lost his entire team and not even price being back can cut through his grief

the whole game, he gives orders and comments on things but after losing everyone, after trying to get any kind of reassurance from price just to get a sanctimonious monologue back at him, he doesn't say a word

just shuts down, only caring about the mission, only following orders

all of his growth throughout mw2, the five years he spent becoming a captain and building his own team and the second price calls him “soap” it’s all gone; he regresses back to the sergeant

voiceless. faceless

soap

#guess who read mactavish’s journal again 🤪✌🏻#a bitch is SAD!!#also thinking about price shutting mactavish down after roach and ghost are killed #mactavish is /screaming/ /begging/ for them to respond #for any sign that theyre still alive #and price just cuts him down ‘theyre dead soap’#then the way he says he never trusted shepherd as if mactavish made a mistake trusting his superior when he had no reason to suspect him #like hes blaming him for their deaths #bc you know thats how mactavish took it #he didnt think to suspect shepherd #he overlooked his potentially for betrayal #and bc of that he lost his two closest men and the rest of his team #he already stepped aside and let price lead all bc of his horrific self doubt #and this just cements it as the right choice #when all it really does is cement his fate #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #talk to me ghost #we’re a team. ghost team #talk meta to me #captain mactavish #captain price #john soap mactavish #john price #cod mw2 #09 soap #09 price #cod 09 #save post

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merge-conflict · 1 year ago

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I was embarrassingly cringe fist-pumping and laughing with superiority to hear these lines, even though they aren't exactly rocket science concepts that I reverse-engineered here, y'know?

It’s how it’s supposed to go. Some gonk kid dies in Nicaragua and Johnny Silverhand wakes up in NUSA. Built– just like the tower. An entire fucking spectacle, for the world to see. For the world to wake up.

Just... it's good to confirm that that's how Johnny sees it too. The person he used to be died, and then he became someone else. But then he died again, so I wonder sometimes... how does he see himself now? How many resurrections is he going to live through?

#cyberpunk 2077 #phantom liberty spoilers #phantom liberty #johnny silverhand #just all the talk about walking corpses. ghosts. dead men. the hauntings. the importance of name and identity. painful rebirth #sometimes I feel like I'm going insane you know?#absolutely feral #sorry if this has been analyzed before I'm still playing through so I'm still being cautious about spoiler tags and going thru folks backlo #also offtopic but he looks so good in this sunbeam. grimy catboy

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comicwaren · 14 days ago

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