#so yeah ck and monty

[technically-human]

A gift for @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are

Often, when they commission me, I receive a list of prompts to choose from. I feel bad for the ones that I don't end up drawing, so here's one of them: a helluva crossover. Guess we could call it... Helluva detective agency lol

And here's some lore

Edwin is an Incubus from the Lust ring. However, he wants to be a detective, and is not very interested in the seducing people, even when it could help. Still, demons are often attracted to him, despite him not trying! The one he wants, though, doesn't seem all that interested...

Charles is an Imp from Wrath who ran away from home. Unlike many imps, he doesn't want to become an assassin, so he ends up acting as Edwin's bodyguard, even though the incubus can't really pay him... And turns out, he's not half bad at this whole detective thing himself!

Crystal is an Infestor demon from Envy. Her job is, of course, to mess with people's head... but someone messed with hers, instead. Without memories and not knowing how to use most of her powers, Crystal ends up being helped by the boys.

Niko is a demon from Sloth. She hasn't yet decided what she wants to do with her life. Maybe she could become a nurse? but while in the middle of some personal matters, she came into contact with a parasyte that stole her energy. Truly embarrassing for a Sloth demon!

[1ris5starlight]

Oh Moon....

(0:33) ....yeah, don't worry don't worry! He's gonna be fine, Sunny...

(1:05) Sun: *worried brother: on*

(2:18) ....................Jonathan.......

(4:12) Oh god.....that must have been terrible......

(5:28) ...It breaks me so much seeing and hearing him like this💔

(5:31) no nono, Moon..! Oh baby...

(6:09-6:53) Yeah, good talk Solar!

(8:22) .................what......?

(8:22-10:09) ....what? WHAT? No! Nonono! Y-you can't give up like..! No wait..! .....Moon...you can't leave Sun like this.....

(11:50) .....that's horrible to feel....

(13:35) Yeah, It's OK to collapse every now and then, it's normal for all the things you went trow.

(14:12) oh Moony..💔

......

*crying a bit*.....

Oh Moon.....

U-umh....OK, I'm not good with this stuff but I'll try.

Listen, all those kids back then, none of their death was your fault; you were controlled by a thing that was a horrible murderous creature(before regretting all the things he(KC) did), so that wasn't you, it wasn't your fault.

You want it to be that way? Ok, you can blame yourself all you want, but what happened it's in the past and you now are trying to be a better person, h*ck, you are even becoming better then Nexus when he was good probably, but you can't just keep being attached to the past; it's gonna consume you until the end.

So, pls, try not to think about those kids anymore, I repeat, they weren't your fault, it just- happened.

It's all in the past, and that rage you felt before? It's normal that you feel it when someone insults someone you love and care about, everyone would feel that rage; so it's OK to feel it and no matter what, Sun, Solar, Monty, everyone would be there to be with you, to reasons with you if you get near do something like that ever again.

It's OK, you have family that loves you with all their hearts, so you don't have to worry or be scared about that.

So now, stand up and don't give up, they need you. Sun need you, your lovely twin need you and you are gonna be there for him and that goes the same way around!

And remember, he will always care, love you, no matter what and he will be there whenever you need; he your twin, your other half, he knows you better then anybody, he will know what to do to make you feel better.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (48)

*When Felix was outed as a Ravinstill* Read [this] first.

Felix: Hi, Dill.

Dill: Hey, Philip.

Felix: How are you holding up?

Dill: Fine. Those ✨Miracle Pills✨ you gave me earlier worked wonders!

Hy: True. They even cured my f*ckin’ Asthma.

Dill: Stop swearing in front of me, Hy.🙄

Felix: So you two are not coughing blood anymore?

Hy: Yup! My lungs are good as new!

Dill: I can even sing better than Baird-

Lucy Gray: Are you challenging me to a sing-off, child?!

Jessup: Lucy Gray, stop being mean-

Lucy Gray: Fight me, Dill! Fight me! C’mon now! Let’s have a sing-off battle!

Jessup: Lucy Gray, no-

Lucy Gray: Lucy Gray, yes!

Felix: By the way, I brought you guys some homemade pizzas and lemonade from my place to enjoy-

Mizzen: Thanks. But can we order takeouts again?

Dill: I want takeouts too. That green bean casserole was so good-

Brandy: I need another whole ass chicken, boy! A whole ass chicken!

Lamina: Can we order that famous pink peppermint ice cream from that boring Capitol commercial?

Felix: But I have pizza-

Lamina: Pretty please?🥺🙏

Felix: Um-

Lamina: I never tasted ice cream before!😭

Velvereen: I’m starting to think that those are just fake tears.😒

Lamina: My tears are real!😭

Velvereen: Then why aren’t you dying from dehydration?

Lamina: Velvet is bullying me again!😭

Velvereen: 🎶Fake tears~, fake tears~. Lamina has fake ass tears~.🎶

Lamina: I’ll f*ckin’ axe you and your ugly braids, 1!😭

Treech: 🎶Oh, Velvereen, you better watch out~. You better watch out~.🎶

Felix: Why am I even here again?

Coral: Oi, Philip, where’s my red headed idiot? He still owes me a whole ass cheesecake!

Felix: Red headed idio- Oh, you mean Festus?

Coral: Duh~. Who else?

Felix: He’s in juvenile jail right now. But don’t worry about it. We’re bailing him out later.

Coral: What did that idiot do now?

Felix: Creed was caught trespassing and dumpster diving on private property.

Coral: Whose property?

Felix: The President’s.😩

Coral: Nice one, Festus! F*ck those sh*tty Ravinstills!

Marcus: Yeah! F*ck the Ravinstills!

Mizzen: And their ugly Bichon puppies!

Felix: I feel so attacked right now.🥲

Treech: How about that pretty blondie and his rich annoying boyfriend?

Lucy Gray: FYI, Sejanus is Coryo’s ✨fiancé✨, Treech.

Tanner: More like his sugar daddy.

Wovey: What’s a sugar daddy?

Tanner: That’s when-

Marcus: Shut it, Tanner! Think of the children!

Felix: Well, Coryo and Sejanus are actually busy-

Treech: Making out in a gold encrusted broom closet?

Felix: Huh?

Sheaf: Planning for their upcoming royal wedding?

Felix: Um-

Sol: Booking their first honeymoon!

Felix: That’s-

Lucy Gray: Can you call them right now? I really need those lovebirds to buy me some makeup and hair curlers for our upcoming late night interview with the funny man.

Reaper: Yo, shorty, where’s my Mentor? She gave me the wrong flavored energy drink again-

Felix: First of all, I am only here to help Dill! So if you guys have problems that you want to cry about, then complain about them to your Mentors!

Facet: Oh, you look kinda cute when you’re angry, Philip~.😏

Coral: Lol. Look at Philip fuming like a baby.😂

Mizzen: Are you gonna cry, Philip?

Felix: You guys are so mean! I’m going home-

Androcles: Yo, Felix! My man, what are you doing here?

Felix: Andie?!

Coryo: Hi, Felix. How’s it going?

Felix: Coryo, please don’t use that name-

Dill: Who’s Felix, Philip?

Sejanus: Felix, my Coryo just kissed me earlier! I’m so happy!😍

Dill: Who’s Felix?!

Dennis: Yo, Ravinstill, can I borrow 50 bucks from the President again?

Felix: I- Um- I’m not-

Clemensia: Hey, Ravinstill, Monty wants to talk to you about her “kitchen rights” again.

Felix: I’m so dead-

Dill: Ravinstill?! You’re a nasty Ravinstill?!

Reaper: F*ckin’ Felix Ravinstill!!

Felix: Yup. I’m dead.

Dill: You lying traitor!

Mizzen: You monster!

Velvereen: Capitol scum!

Reaper: F*ck off and die!

Coral: Fight me, you coward!

Androcles: Yo, why are you bullying Felix?! My bromantic brother did nothing wrong!

Dennis: Yeah! Quit swearing at our poor Class President!

Reaper: He’s an evil Ravinstill!

Sejanus: He’s our baby!

Brandy: He gave me no chicken!

Clemensia: F*ck your chicken!

Dill: He lied to me!

Androcles: He’s just sensitive! Look at him!

Felix: *is not responding*

Coryo: Call the medics, Babe. Felix just fainted.

[deadboydetectives-confessions]

I get what people are saying about not enough attention to the women of the show and while I agree, sometimes it's not that deep. Like, maybe it comes from a place of structural sexism or racism (considering what that anon said about 3 white men being centered)? Yes, like everything we do because we live in this structure. But I also don't think people should feel bad to enjoy what they do. It's okay to question where it comes from and it's also okay to not change, because yeah maybe your favorite characters are the three white men and that's that. It's fandom, enjoy it.

I've questioned myself and realized that I do focus a loooot more in Charles and Edwin than anyone else, but when it comes to the others, Crystal and Niko are way more important to me than Monty or the CK or Jenny. And idk, it feels like a common experience from what I've seen, except maybe the CK has more fans than I would expect at first. Anyway this turned into two things at once so bye

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[skinnybritishdudes]

OOOOOH! "Light" for the wip guessing game, please! :D

Hello! 💖 I don't know why this one was so hard but here is a deep cut: a clip from a fic that starts with background Catwin and Cryland, and then Charles and the CK have an experience, which was supposed to be leading to a happy polycule endgame. Alas, it vexed me, but what a world it would have been...

“I mean, yeah,” says Charles, shrugging. “He knows I’ve hooked up with Crystal. And if he has, you know, needs or whatever, then you’re a fit-looking guy who’s available to him right?” “Oh, thank you so much, Charles,” says the Cat King, standing and beginning to descend the steps toward him. “I’m glad to know you think I’m hot. And you’re right, Edwin does too.” Charles certainly knows that’s true. They’ve become much more open in their conversations since their experience in Hell, and Edwin has finally shared more details of his dealings with the Cat King. He’d gotten a dreamy look in his eyes and stuttered through describing his fluster on seeing how the Cat King’s robe fell open, the way he’d felt lightheaded and helpless when his captor leaned in close. Edwin told Charles that Monty had helped him learn to feel flirty and light, and that he’d discovered it was fun, but that the Cat King had awakened something else. He described it as his spirit remembering how it felt to have a body, and said he’d begun to explore the idea that he needn’t be ashamed of it. Charles is glad they’ve reached this new level of their friendship where they can finally, truly be honest with each other. He’s told Edwin all about his complicated relationship with Crystal, too, and some of how they’ve been spending their time together. He doesn’t need all the dirty details, of course, but he’s more or less up to speed. Edwin does a good job participating in those conversations without grimacing or being outwardly negative–as always, he performs his best friend duties exceptionally well. But Charles is pretty sure some of what he’s shared has hurt Edwin. At least, if it’s anything like what Charles feels when Edwin’s eyes light up talking about the pretty kitty’s abs.

Thank you for the ask!!

[terramcgarden]

Who's your favorite TSBS character, and what is your opinion on Bloodmoon? Blorbo or blorbn't?

My favorite character in TSBS... ya know thats kinda hard. Sure I like the celestial family, I have a deep appreciation for Moon and Monty. Im aro ace and one of my besties are gender fluid. I could list my appreciation for the celestial family but it won't answer your question.

After some careful consideration, my favorite is Freddy Fazebear.

Hes such a sweet dad, loves his dad, loves his brother to the point he awoken his magic just to protect him.. The amount of patience he has for his goofy wife and his bestfriend is amazing.

The dude understands Funtime Freddy and never mistreats him. He does have to set him straight sometimes though.

What made him my favorite was how he handled Funtime Freddy's 4th closet arc. He showed love and kindness while being stern and fought to save his bestfriend.

So yeah... I joined the Fandom as a daycare simp back in june 2022 only to find that the most interesting character in my opinion is Freddy Fazebear.

As for Bloodmoon..... eh? I'll go with "I respect his choice like I respect Eclipse's choice to be a d*ck." He don't wanna be redeemed? Thats perfectly fine. I think he deserves a proper defeat.

I get people don't wanna see their favorite character die, but its gonna happen. I'm just shocked that no one batted an eye when KC died?? Just- HE CANONICALLY HAS A TINDER ACCOUNT! MEANING ANYONE THAT DRAWS THEMSELVES GO ON A DATE WITH HIM IS CANON! and everyone is more worried about petting the guy who nearly killed Lunar who WE JUST GOT BACK.

Anyway, long winded answer but I hope that answers that.

That being said~

Returning to the darkness.

[novakstiel]

sleepy post-sex monty and percy cuddling in bed🥰

[alexstandoll]

DON'T EVEN START WITH ME, WINSTON.

for @ticklish-sidekick 💙

rating: M

a/n: so this is my attempt on writing this kind of au. sorry, i had to (*) some letters/words to avoid this post from getting banned. anyway, hope you like it. enjoy! *grabs my things and runs away*

Blackness welcomed Winston as soon as he regained consciousness. He couldn't see. He felt blind. He tried to move only to feel his wrists locked onto something. And also his legs. He rattled it, grunted and groaned as he struggled, slowly realizing what's going on. He's tied up to what he could make up as a bed, feeling the soft fabric of the cloth against his back. 

F*ck! Who tied him here? How the hell did he end up—

"Ooh, someone's finally awake."

Winston stopped, and shuddered as a cold wind blew past him. Is he naked?

And he knew that voice so well. "M-Monty?"

Monty smirked.

Now he remembered. Monty really made sure everything's ready for tonight. F*ck, if he only knew it would led to this.

It started with a simple banter a few nights ago after their great lovemaking - they see each other every Friday night - which ended with Winston challenging Monty by telling him these exact words: "I bet there's no way you can ever embarrass me. I never lose my cool."

Monty propped himself by the elbow, looking at him daringly. "Oh yeah? Are you challenging me?"

Giving a side glance and a lopsided smile, Winston said, "Maybe."

And he's now regretting it for the rest of his life.

He didn't even know how Monty was able to pull this off, to tie him up, though.

 Oh yeah, Monty unusually asked to meet up here in his place earlier, and on a Wednesday night - and Winston was a fool for not questioning him what's up. As if meeting in the middle of the school week wasn't suspicious enough. They had a little innocent chat, mostly about their boring school days. They kissed and drank a little. Or had he drank too much? Or did Monty put something in his drink?

F*ck, if he only knew why Monty asked to meet him tonight. 

Winston tried to suppress his smile.

"What's this?"

"A little game."

"A little game," Winston repeated.

"Uh huh. A game of 'let's see if the great Winston Williams never loses his cool.'"

Winston cackles. "Really? This. This is your idea?"

"Uh huh."

"To tie me up… This is hostage."

"No, it's not. I told you it's a game. If you win then I'll let you go and if you lose…"

Winston felt his stomach churn by the obvious dare in Monty's voice. "What?"

"You know what they do to the one who loses. They get punished."

‘Sounds kinky,’ Winston thought. But he better put his guard up, which was ironically impossible at the moment, being all tied up.

"So, how is this going to embarrass me?"

"First, you're completely naked on your bed, tied up. And second…" He felt Monty pacing towards him. Winston fidgeted a bit, trying to hide his nervousness.

"This," Monty continued, when a soft ticklish thing landed on his chest and crawled down his abdomen.

Winston took a deep breath. He didn't know how this was going to embarrass him when it's exciting him. He never knew Monty had this kinky side. Or could be that he's getting all of these wrong when Monty said, "Let's see if you could still keep your cool, Mr. Williams." 

And it's when Monty started to stroke the thing softly on his side, making him jerk.

"What the hell?" 

But his boyfriend ignored him and started  tickling him, forcing an uncontrollable laughter out of his mouth and it sounded ugly.

"Mo-Monty—! S...sto-hap!" He cried between laughter. But Monty, he was merciless; he continued, ignoring his pleas. 

So, this is what he's talking about making me lose my cool.

If before, he thought of this whole thing as exciting -  sexy even - he despised it now. 

"I swear…" Winston was unable to finish his sentence as he laughed and snorted, but he tried, "I… f*ck *laugh* swear *laugh*"

This time Monty finally stopped. Winston never thought the threat would work. Sharp gasps bursted out of him as he regained himself.

"You saying something, mister?" 

F*cking Monty and his sexy voice.

"I swear I'd kill you when-baha!ha!ha!" Monty began attacking him again… With deadly tickles… on his armpits, catching him off guard. He thought he scared Monty with his empty threat earlier. But yeah, he should've known better.

PLEASE STOPPPP!

"What? I can't quite understand you right now. Sorry."

It lasted for a few minutes when Monty stopped again.

"Stop… please!" Winston pleaded, his chest heaving as he caught his breath.

"Oh, only if you admit that you're embarrassed right now."

Winston knew Monty was smiling victoriously. So, no, he wouldn't let him win.

"I would. IF you let me go."

"Not happening." Then Monty started the torture again and worse of all, on his feet. He had a strong tickle there.

Winston squirmed, laughed, wheezed and struggled, thinking of a way to escape. He swore he would pay Monty back: he'd tie him up, put a penis gag on his mouth and tickle the life out of him. He swear—

"Oh, he's got a strong tickle in his feet." 

"Mo-hoho-nty! Pl-hihihi-ease!!!"

"Speak clearly please! I really can't understand you." And the asshole even laughed.

Winston felt his breath hitch when the thing touched him between his legs. He didn't know if he should laugh but everything tickled so he's laughing,  embarrassing himself in front of the guy who wanted to see him embarrassed. F*ck! And worse of all it's making him hard. And he couldn't help getting hard.

But Monty never stopped there. He dropped his little tickle toy and used his hands - and Winston wished he just used his toy - and continued tickling his thighs, his ribs, his genitals then back to his feet again.

"You have a beautiful laugh, do you know that?"

He knew Monty was just teasing him, and he just helplessly shrieked in laughter.

"I… Yi-hihi..hahaha!!!"   Helppp!   "I yield!"

And Monty finally stopped. "What?"

"I… yield!" Winston gasped. "I'm really embarrassed right now!"

"So, does that mean you lose?"

"I can tell - hah - you're smiling like a Cheshire cat." His chest still heaved from losing so much air.

"I am, Winston. And you don't know how hot you look right now."

"Yeah?" Now, Monty was really making him embarrassed. "Are you mocking me?"

Monty ignored him. Winston felt his weight next to him as he sat beside him, leaning onto his ear. Winston struggled wanting to kick his balls but he couldn't. 

How about a headbutt?

Winston was about to give him one only to stop when Monty held him by the chin, and he could tell their lips were just inches apart, making Winston lose his breath even more. He absently licked his lips.

"So, you lost." Monty moved to his ear. "And what do we do to the ones who lost?" he whispered and began nibbling his earlobe. Oh f*ck!

Winston inhaled shakily. "Punish them," he said in gritted teeth, keeping himself from moaning out the words. He wouldn't give Monty even more satisfaction by how weak he looked right now, even though what his boyfriend was doing felt wonderful.

"Good boy." Monty leaned off, ruffling his hair.

Winston thought Monty left him alone when he heard some shuffling. And it's getting him more impatient every second.

"Can't you… let me go?"

"No can do, babe." Monty's footsteps came closer and the next thing a hand was around his c*ck and started stroking him.

Ooh! Sh*t! 

Winston hated to admit that what Monty was doing felt a hundred times better. Like how?

"As your punishment, you can't come until I say so." 

[jeffatkins13]

One Hell of A Dare 2 // Montgomery De La Cruz x Reader

Word count : 966

You’re lying on your bed, staring blankly at the ceiling waiting for your boyfriend, Montgomery to come after the party at Bryce’s. He promised you an hour but it’s been two hours and he hasn’t returned. You started to worry, so you called his cell but you got no answer. You started to feel like maybe you should go to Bryce’s because your house isn’t so far from his. Grabbing your keys and your jacket, you leave your house. The walk to Bryce’s felt like forever because it was freezing cold and your mind kept thinking about the worse scenario. Is he drunk? Is my boyfriend okay? You could hear the music from five houses before. As you walked through his front yard, you could see a few people enjoying their beers and laughing loudly. Suddenly you hear a voice yelling your name “(Y/N)!” It was Zach, your best friend. “Oh hey, Zach.” You waved your hand. “I thought you’re not coming tonight? What made you change your mind?” Zach raises his eyebrow. “Yeah I wasn’t gonna come here but have you seen Monty? He hasn’t answered my calls. He said he’d be here for only an hour but it’s been 2 and a half, Zach.” Zach notices how worried you are and tried to make you think positive. “I saw him an hour ago, he was talking to Justin and Jessica. He’s really shipping those two, you know. Maybe he lose track of time talking to them and the other friends.” “Did he drank anything?” “I think he drank two beers since he got here. I don’t know, (Y/N), I wasn’t really paying attention to him” “Can you please help me find him?” you’re so worried and thankfully Zach didn’t say no. “Maybe we should check upstairs?” Zach asked “Yeah” Zach followed you from behind as you walk upstairs, your eyes are teary as a result of you being so worried. “Hey, (Y/N), it’s okay. Just calm down, alright?” Zach trying to make you less worried but of course it didn’t work. From afar, you could hear murmurs. You didn’t really pay attention at first but you hear someone saying “I have a girlfriend” or something like that. Zach saw the bathroom door’s not locked so he signals you to go check it while he checks the bedroom. You nodded at him and continued walking to the bathroom. The closer you get, the clearer the voices are. They were familiar. You peeked from the gap between the bathroom door which at the time you didn’t know it was the last thing you wanted to do because at the bath tub, there lies your boyfriend. And he’s not alone. You saw another girl flirting with Monty. She’s trying to kiss him and you saw Monty didn’t push her away. You couldn’t believe what you saw. Your boyfriend, is cheating on you. The person you trusted, the person you love, is cheating on you. You just stood in front of the bathroom, not doing anything. Your eyes started to rain so heavy that you’re sobbing. Zach came not long after “(Y/N) I checked the bedroom and there was no...” “Oh shit, (Y/N) are you okay? What’s wrong?” Zach didn’t get my answer so the first thing he did was opening the bathroom door, hard. Monty jumped and saw you standing there, crying. “Dude what the f*ck?!!” Zach was shocked too, and he yelled at the other girl to get out of there. “Babe. Aren’t you supposed to be home?” Monty asks with his confused face. You could see he was drunk. Really. Drunk. “I WAS, MONTGOMERY. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE H-HOME UNTIL YOU IGNORED MY CALLS” you yelled at him, trying to hold the tears back but you just couldn’t. “YOU SAID AN HOUR BUT IT’S BEEN THREE HOURS NOW”. Zach still standing behind you. He completely froze, how can he not? He just witnessed his best friend being cheated. “Babygirl, I’m... I’m so sorry I wasn’t thinking straight. I’m really sorry, (Y/N)”. Monty tries to move closer to you but you pulled away. “Don’t babygirl me and telling me y-you’re sorry. You think it’s that easy? I stayed home, Monty, waiting for YOU when you’re here, drinking and kissing another girl? How could you?!” You’re screaming at the top of your lungs, your eyes are burning, you cried so much it’s impossible to hold it all back. “I’m sorry, (Y/N). I- I love you.” “No, don’t ever say those words again because you clearly don’t. And I hate you for cheating on me. I hate you, Montgomery.” You never thought those words could actually come out of your mouth. You loved that boy so much you never thought he’d do something like this. Those words hit Monty so hard. He know he made a big mistake. He lets you down and he hated himself for it. Zach was still standing behind you but this time, he holds your hand and says “Let’s get out of here, (Y/N). I’ll take you home, alright?” As you followed Zach, you could hear Monty cried but you didn’t care. Zach didn’t say anything in the car because he knew he would’ve make it even worse, so he stayed silent and once in a while he’d look at you with a worried face. “I’m sorry about Montgomery” Zach tried to hold your hand but you quickly moved away. Your eyes are full of tears and you’re still sobbing so you didn’t really listen to him. The rest of the night you both are dead silent until he pulled his car in front of your house. He opened the car door for you, acting all sweet. You thanked him and walk to your house and close the door. Shaking.

[1ris5starlight]

Nexus. If you touch a tiny part of Sun *points at him a shotgun* me and you have a BIG problem ^v^*.

(0:27) EVEN HE SAYS THAT!

(0:53) DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM LIKE THAT!

(1:27) w-what? WHAT?! HE DIDN'T USE YOU. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

(1:45) Oh god OH MY GOD. SUN PLS RUN SOMEWHERE, THAT MAD BOT IS GOING AFTER YOU!!

(2:14) SUN. RUN. AWAY. AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. RUN AWAY!!!!

(2:23) F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK, SUN RUN!!!

(4:15) HEY! 😡😡😡

(4:57) NO HE'S NOT!!! HE WILL NEVER HELP YOU!!😡

(5:15) !!!!! SEE!!! HE'S CAN TAKE IT MORE THEN THE OTHERS!!!!

(5:38) NO..NONONONONONONONO C'MON SUN!! YOU CAN BEAT HIM!! DON'T GIVE UP!!!

(6:46) OH THANK GOD, MONTY!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!

(7:36) NOT SO EASY HUH?!

(7:40) !!!.......oh Sunny....you really can't let go of Nexus.....you still care deep down uh..?

(8:50)Okokokok, See Moon? He's fine..!

(9:53) !! So you now got weapons to defend yourself with!!! That's great!!

(11:46) Thank you Monty, you're the best!!

(12:23) I love when he worries like this❤

(13:30) YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

(13:57) Solar and Lunar: *worried brothers: on*

(16:15) Pls- don't say that-

1. I'm gonna go after Nexus real quick, let me just- *goes to Nexus, punch him multiple times, returns* ok I did what I needed, but that won't be the last time. I SWEAR.

2. I'm so glad they got weapons that are able to hurt someone that has Star power.

Now they can protect Sun and each other better then before!!! And maybe defeat Nexus and $un(with whatever he's doing with the dragon-).

3. Monty is real good friend to both Sun and Moon❤

[1ris5starlight]

WAITWAITWAIT

WAIT WHAT?! WHERE IS GOING?!

(0:31) WHAT?!

(1:13) WHAT?! THAT'S SO FAR OFF!?!

(1:45) *snores* Sun- it is not the for that-

(2:12) GOD IT IS SO DARK.

(2:26) ... THE F*CK?!

(2:37) ok- This isn't creepy at all-

(2:42) What?!

(2:49) WHAT?!?!

(4:02) WAIT WHAT- WHAT CREATURE?!

(4:47) GEEZ-!!... IS THAT FREDDY?!?!

(7:21) WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!

(7:51) *terrified*....IS THAT MONTY?!

(9:50) I DON'T KNOW HONESTLY-

(10:38) OUF-! THANKS GOD!

(11:34) Yeah, that would be nice-

GOD- THEY SCARED THE SH*T OUT OF ME-

FOR A MOMENT I FEARED THE WORST-

Sun is NEVER coming back to that creepy place.

[1ris5starlight]

....I'm going to scream.

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO HER?! SHE WAS JUST GETTING BETTER AND YOU TWO MF HAVE TO RUIN IT?! OH FOR GOD SAKE, F*CK OFF ALREADY!!!!

(1:06) .....what..?

(3:01) Aww..! That really nice of you Earth..!! But I'm still worried...what's happening with Eclipse..??

(4:20) oh......are you going to leave..??

(5:27) Yeah, you're not your original self Eclipse..! You're somewhat...different..

(6:18) !!!........that's..very nice of you Eclipse..!!!

(8:00) WHY do I have the feeling that she is gonna get kidnapped while she is asleep..?

(8:35) This confirm my bad feeling...GOD. D@AMN. IT.

(10:27) .....I'M GONNA BEAT THE LOVING F*CK OF YOU, YOU MF!!!!!!!!💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢

(11:30) OH god....did Sun not tell you, Earth..??

1. I want to hurt BloodMoon SO BADLY right now. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

2. I hope Earth will be rescued without anyone(like Sun, Lunar, Monty...) getting hurt and hope that will happen soon...

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (50)

*The Presidential Pizza Truck Incident* Read [this] first.

Persephone: Yo, guys, we should totally visit our Tributes right now.

Florus: Like right now, right now?

Persephone: Yes. Right now.

Coryo: But Price, it’s the middle of the night and we’re currently having our super secret ✨slumber party✨ in the Presidential Palace.

Lysistrata: We’re also wearing pajama onesies and fluffy bunny slippers.

Florus: And don’t forget that there are a dozen surveillance cameras surrounding the Tributes’ enclosure.

Juno: As well as rabid raccoons.

Persephone: But-

Festus: Percy Baby, think about it. We can’t just end our super secret ✨slumber party✨ without Ravinstill’s permission.

Persephone: But Festus Baby, Mizzen told me to secretly visit him today.🥺

Festus: Why though? Why not later when the sun is up?

Persephone: Because he’s my Tribute-

Livia: Just tell us the whole truth, Price.🙄

Persephone: *sighs* Fine. That kid wants me to smuggle him 20 boxes of bacon pizza and 10 gallons of millk without anyone else knowing.

Coryo: Why would he need that much food? Is he feeding a village?🤨

Persephone: He’s hungry and he’s not willing to share.

Hilarius: So your Tribute is a little greedy gremlin who has a Tartarus like stomach?

Persephone: Yes. But he also said that Reaper and Treech stole and ate his shares the other day-

Vipsania: That’s a lie. Treech would never do that.

Persephone: How would you know-

Vipsania: Because Treech told me that your little gremlin stole all of Lamina’s cookies and ate half of their shares the other day.

Coryo: Lucy Gray even sang a little song about how Mizzen took Wovey’s last cookie without remorse.

Hilarius: The audacity!

Persephone: But guys, I made a promise! I gave my word! We even did the sacred pinky swear!!😭

Livia: So?🙄💅

Persephone: And the pizza guy is also waiting for us outside.

Festus: Nice one, Babe! I want a slice-

Persephone: But I haven’t payed him yet, and I currently have no money with me-

Florus: You haven’t payed?!

Coryo: So who the f*ck is gonna pay for those pizzas?!

Persephone: Um- well, funny story but I kind of accidentally told the pizza guy that President Ravinstill will be the one to pay for them.

Androcles: And the milk?!

Persephone: Plus the milk.☹️

Androcles: Percy, think about our reputation!

Persephone: We have no reputation!

Florus: Then think about our poor class fund!

Persephone: I have nothing to do with that!

Sejanus: Then think about my perfectly planned royal wedding with Coryo!

Persephone: Your wedding with Snow has nothing to do with this!

Sejanus: Yes, it does!

Persephone: Fine! I’m really sorry! I’m just baby!😭

Hilarius: We should tell Felix!

Androcles: Let’s tell Felix!

Lysistrata: Where is Felix anyway?

Coryo: He’s currently inside his gold encrusted bathroom crying.

Lysistrata: Can I ask why?

Coryo: Dill told him that they can’t be friends anymore because of his “wretched” family name.

Clemensia: Reaper also told him to f*ck off and die.😞

Palmyra: I thought that everyone told him to f*ck off and die-

Juno: Don’t make it worse, Monty.

Sejanus: How about we just pay the pizza guy with my father’s golden credit card and visit our Tributes later?😀

Androcles: How about we just steal the pizza guy’s truck, drive it to the zoo, and continue our super secret slumber party there?

Sejanus: Andie, that’s madness-

Persephone: Andie, that’s genius!!

Felix: *slams the bathroom door open* Let’s do it!!

Clemensia: Felix?!

Coryo: Are you done crying, Class Pres?

Felix: I’m still crying but now I have a plan!😭

Coryo: What plan?

Felix: It’s called ✨Operation End The Hunger Games Forever To Restore Felix Ravinstill’s Good Name✨!!

Coryo: That’s too long. Change it.

Felix: I’ll change it later, Snowy! But first, let’s steal that pizza guy’s truck!

Everyone: Yeah!!🥳

*Meanwhile, at Dean Highbottom’s mansion*

Casca: *mumbling some weird sh*t while asleep* Oh, Crassus, my love, my Snow Bae, let’s name our 7th child after you again.😴🤤

Prof.Sickle: *calls Casca* 🎶Ring-ring, ring-ring, pick up the phone or I’ll quit!🎶

Casca: *wakes up* Ugh!😩 Who the f*ck is calling me now? *answers the call* Hello? Crassus? Is this you, my love?

Prof.Sickle: Go watch the zoo surveillance footage right now.

Casca: It’s the middle of the night, Sickle. I’m not doing it-

Prof.Sickle: For once in your life, Casca, listen to me!

Casca: No! My beloved Crassus and I are currently busy naming our 7th child!

Prof.Sickle: 7th child?!

Casca: We are planning to name our little newborn baby ✨Crassus Casca Cassian Highbottom-Snow✨.🥰

Prof.Sickle: What?!

Casca: Do you like it?

Prof.Sickle: Casca, wake up and watch the surveillance footage!

Casca: No!

Prof.Sickle: Dean Casca Highbottom!

Casca: Fine!😫 I’m watching the damn footage right now!

Prof.Sickle: Did you see them?

Casca: See who?

Prof.Sickle: Just open your eyes!

Casca: Seriously, Sickle, there’s nothing- Why is there a f*ckin’ pizza truck parked outside the Tributes’ enclosure?!

Prof.Sickle: I told you-

Casca: And they’re all wearing pajama onesies!

Prof.Sickle: That’s not the point!

Casca: Exclusive pajama onesies with matching fluffy bunny slippers!!

Prof.Sickle: Are you drunk right now?!

Casca: I have to go, Sickle! My beloved Crassus is waiting for me at the zoo!

Prof.Sickle: That’s Coriolanus!

Casca: My darling Crassus, my love, I’m coming!!🏃

Prof.Sickle: F*ck.

[1ris5starlight]

😶👀

(0:33) Then why you trow them in the portal? Mhm? If you didn't care, then you could let the argument go, but YOU DIDN'T. So it means you care somehow.

(1:19) And that's NOT fair!

(1:24) BRUH- ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

(1:59) EXACTLY. Do you understand that Eclipse??!?

(2:23) Well, she had a little help by Sun from the Og Dimension!

(2:37) THIS GUY I SWEAR- ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO HIM?!

(2:50) ....*groans* this is why I mixed feelings about you(mostly bad opinions, but yeah).

(4:35) Geez...that's kinda harsh..

(6:14) !!!...I noticed that all the dimensions where Sun and Moon are in good terms, Moon is always willing to protect his other side...It's kinda cute❤

(7:07) NO YOU DON'T!! THIS ISN'T THE SAME MOON!!! WHY CAN'T YOU F*CKING UNDERSTAND THAT?!?! THIS AREN'T THE SAME PEOPLE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THEM AT ALL!!! SO STOP THIS SH*T AND LET IT GO!!

(7:40) *groans* OH FOR GOD SAKE, NO HE'S NOT!!!!

(8:20) AND YOU WILL BE THE CAUSE FOR THAT!!!!

(13:37) YEAH, WOULD YOU DO IT? I THINK YOU WOULDN'T.

(15:21) Evelyn is still missing..??

(24:09) Ptf- Yeah, Sunshine still has a crush on you and he will still have that, if you don't tell him that you're already taken-

(24:18) . . . . . . . . DID I HEAR IT RIGHT? Did he just call Sunshine "brother"?! THAT'S SOOOO CUTE!!!!!❤❤❤

(End) ...I don't think you should use that chip on the Monty here- She's a bit uh- CRAZY.

1. Eclipse, f*ck you.

2. I'm so sorry for Moonlight(and Sunshine), they didn't deserve any of that...

But I'm glad that Foxy kinda comforted Moonlight!

3. MOONLIGHT CONSIDER SUNSHINE HIS BROTHERRR!!!!

(I wonder how Sunshine feels about all this now...)