#DC Bizzaro

[paintedimagery]

Retreat!

[lilsoupboiii]

Some of my personal favorite panels from s3 of Batman: Wayne Family Adventures so far

[foolilazuli]

Outlaws being cute in the new batfam minisode ❤️

[jessespov]

I miss the Dark Trinity 😔

[bet-on-me-13]

Supers and Bats

So! Jazz, Danny, Dan, and Ellie are adopted by Clark Kent and Lois Lane after bouncing around the System for a while.

Jazz couldn't legally take care them because she's just an 18 yr old in College and couldn't provide for two 16 yr Olds and a 12 yr Old on her own.

(Dan is in his Post-AGIT Body, so he looks like Danny's Twin Brother, and Ellie is still 12 because she hasn't started Aging yet.)

Anyways, eventually the Fenton Family opens up about their Powers and are accepted into the Super Family. They even Begin acting as Heroes for Metropolis, taking on their own Super names. Like Superkid, Supergal, and Superguy, all lazy but funny names that fit the Family Naming Convention.

And you know the Rule, if you are a Super, you will inevitably end up with your very own Bat.

Obviously Clark adopted Bruce as his Bat. They were the originals, the OG's, they set the precedent.

Kon adopted Tim as his Bat while on YJ, or maybe or was the other way around? They both don't know, since they were both absolutely Messes when they were on that Team. It really could have gone either way.

Jon and Damien have been eachothers Bat/Super since the Day they met. Let's even say Jon never got stuck in that Time Paradox and stays the same age (a gift from peepaw Clocky)

Barbara actually gets Jazz. She's not exactly as Super as the rest of her Family and Adopted Family, but she he up there. And she constantly studies for her Classes at Barbara's Library, so they get to hang out a lot and bond over having to take care of their respective Families.

Danny and Duke get along well, and decide that Danny is now his Super. They started hanging out when Danny decided to become the 2nd Day Shift Hero of Gotham on a whim, cause why is Duke the only one? He splits his time between Metropolis and Gotham but as a Super it's not an inconvenience. They like Joking with eachother on patrol.

Surprisingly Dan and Dick get along very well. Dick used to be extremely Agressive and Violent, and can relate to Dan who has recently begun trying to ugnore his more extreme reactions. They bond over the feeling of not being understood as kids and their shared "Extremely Repressed Anger" emotions. (Dick doesn't have dad instincts shut up jason)

Cass and Steph take one look at "Still a 12 yr old Chaos Gremlin" Ellie and decide that she is theirs now. It's okay, they can share! They absolutely love their brand new Little Sister, and let her be the biggest of Gremlins!

Most people forget but Jason has Bizzaro as his Super, while he is on the Outlaws. Once Ellie hears about Bizzaro's situation, she helps stabilize him using some of Vlad's old Tech. So Bizzaro gets to live in this! Yay!

That's the idea, thoughts?

[oocdc-tweets]

Please Justice for Jason he’s being harassed

There’s only one story arc on this page and it’s jason getting bullied

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[mylifeingotham]

[us-the-batfam-blog]

Superman: *uses his microscopic vision* ah I see

Batman: *looks side to side* clark what?

Superman: you have a polymer dissolving on one corner and it’s causing a chain reaction on your suit

Batman’s suit is about to fall off from directly in the middle as a small line is growing and dissolving leading the 2 halves of the suit to detach

Batman: I KNEW IT, also how did you know that?

Superman: I can telescope my vision into microscopic vision, super useful.

Batman: *think thoughtfully how this makes him an extremely useful partner for crime fighting* how good is it

Superman: oh I can see microbes and viruses and stuff. It’s kinda only useful when I focus and whatever but yeah it’s pretty useful.

Batman: *thinking* portable crime lab hn. Portable crime lab yes.

Superman: *waves his hand in front of batman* wakey wakey!

Batman: you are so incredibly useful wow, I understand why Lex wants to have your babies now

Superman: *sputters in shock* BATMAN WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!

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[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason's friends calling him a dumbass

[mikyapixie]

𝐃𝐂 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐂'𝐬 𝐊𝐚𝐥-𝐄𝐥-𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐚 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 #𝟏 𝐛𝐲 𝐁𝐫𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐐.𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐬 & 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐢 𝐁𝐚, 𝐉𝐨𝐞𝐲 𝐕𝐚𝐳𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬, 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐉𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥!

The whole Super-Family is hitting the road in a series of action-packed adventures across the great state of California. Supergirl's day at the beach is interrupted by a demonic creature from the deep & John Constantine!

Jon & Conner Kent team up to wrangle an escaped beast in the Redwoods! Bizarro (literally) crashes an audition for a major motion picture! And join Superman and Lois as a kaiju from the California Ocean comes for their family vacation! The Summer of Superman is heating up, so slather on some sunscreen and snag your latest beach read in stores this July!

[rosiethelast]

He looks so disgusted

He looks like he saw something that was so genuinely disgusting he had to squint

[raghhhhhyperfixations]

”Magical Girl power Go! Go! Go!”

So it’s like ‘fanon’ that jason’s eyes turn green when he’s angry or experiencing pit rage right? But what if it were canon, like, his eyes do magically glow green, just… not because of the lazarus waters or his rage pit.

They just glow.

Randomly.

And this man, this audacity of a man, has the gall to play it up and pretend it’s a rage pit thing so everyone will get off his back, he did theatre, he’s a theatre kid, he knows how to act.

Plus he’s a dramatic little shit, so yes he will play up.

He does this because if he tells people his eyes started randomly glowing green after being resurrected like a flashlight or a glowstick, he’s gonna get a hell of a lot more questions then the normal pestering.

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Bruce: “Magical swords??? we need to get you to constantine.”

Jason: …”

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Bruce: “Glowing green eyes???”

Jason: “BUT- “

Bruce: “…”

Jason: “The pit did it.”

Bruce: “Makes sense.”

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(Secretly a magical girl Jason todd Go)

[jasontoddsmachinegun]

Bizzaro is becoming one of my favorite characters. I'm only a couple issues into RHATO vol 2. Please don't end up sucking😭😭

[purple-goo-writes]

Trying.to sleep but storm making it hard to relax. So here's idea that popped into my head

Bizzaro walking into the Outlaw's base with a small floating vaguely humanoid shaped bubbling shadow made of stars and the void with the only defining features being its luminous (and at times multiple) green and blue eyes and the long trailing tail that looks similar to a comets clinging to the Super's shoulder with glowing tears dripping down it's featureless face. Bizzaro is gently reassuring the child (?) in his own way while the rest of the Outlaws watch in confusion and worry.

"Uh what you got there, buddy?"

[moon-ayyye]

On some real shit, Blackfire should join the outlaws. I love Kori, but she's better off on the Titans, and the Outlaws can support Komand'r during her rehabilitation. It gives more exposure to a frankly underappreciated and underrepresented character, and it gives Jason more friends outside of the greater hero community. Also, she'd get along great with Artemis, and I need them to interact in canon.

[lunaxstrange]

Jon: The "S" stands for hope!

Damian: The "S" stands for stupid.

Kon: The "S" stands for sexy ;)

Tim: The "S" stands for shut the fuck up.