#Crazy theory time
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I was rereading some of my posts from 2021 and was reminded of how much meta I used to write so imma share my crazy headcanon/ theory which i thought up as plot for a revolution fic:
RR verse is on the "Olympus will fall" timeline and Zeus' actions are speeding it up.
In the recent decade there has been several great prophecies back to back. And people have remarked how weird it is that there have been so many. What if the reason is because of Zeus?
Remember, in greek mythology there is a major theme of how Your Fate Cannot Be Defied. And Zeus, king of Olympus, has a major Fate: being overthrown. However he managed to "defy" it by eating Metis.
My idea is that he has been forcefully clawing out a future where he is still king of Olympus. By doing this, he is literally changing the flow of fate. And obviously fate wants to correct itself, so the harder he fights it, the more counterforce he triggers. All prophecies meant to lead to his overthrowing are suddenly sped up. Olympus begins to lose power. Zeus is aware of this. He is also aware how people are becoming suspicious. And he needs a scapegoat. And who better than the god of prophecy who is also a threat to the throne?
Apollo mentions that Zeus blamed him for his oracle revealing a prophecy "too early" and therefore causing it to happen early. However, everyone knows it's not possible to actually cause a prophecy to happen early...so why would Zeus even have this weird line of thought? everyone probably dismissed it as Zeus being irrational, but there a juicier theory this ties into:
Apollo being the one to overthrow Zeus.
The idea of "fall of the sun, the final verse". What if this is the final prophecy that is meant to happen before Zeus is overthrown? And what if the fall this speaks of is actually when Apollo fell close to chaos? When he pulled himself together there?
What if he reformed different from his original godly form. He was literally almost gone, his body was disintegrating. Maybe he pulled himself together using the energies of chaos. Apollo himself isn't aware of this, due to a suspicious memory gap between him clawing up from the cliff and him waking up next to Artemis.
And this adds to another headcanon of mine, the fates choose Apollo to be the god of prophecy on purpose. At first glance, this is a horrible match. If they wanted a good servant, why would they choose someone so closely tied to his heart and so likely to fight fate? Someone who dares get them drunk just to extend a human's lifespan? UNLESS... they WANT him to eventually try and defy fate??
Imagine if fate was a compass and Zeus had forcefully wrenched the needle point at a bleak dark future where Olympus falls with him. And this river direction has been set so deeply in stone and run on for so long, it has worn a grove and become the mostly likely future.
you need someone willing to fight, someone to wrench the needle out. SOMEONE FAMILAR WITH FATE AND Prophecy. Someone who has the power to fight it and win. Someone who has the will. Perhaps a baby god who was willing to fight Python, and who would have likely died there. But if he successfully did take on the powers of prophecy, one day that same godling would fight Python again, would absorb the powers of chaos to recreate himself.
Perhaps not today and maybe not even for the next four thousand years
but one day that godling would stare down at that wretched compass hand and decide to yank the flow out of its place. And maybe, that godling means a chance for Olympus to have a different future.
Anyways that's my crazy theory i hope it wasn't too confusing. It also links up with my other story theme idea about fate, hope and apollo blah blah blah, which i rambled about in a different post.
Edit: just remembered my other crazy thought, what if ZEUS PURPOSEFULLY TRIED TO GET RID OF APOLLO NOT ONLY CAUSE HE IS A THREAT TO THE THRONE BUT ALSO BECAUSE AS THE GOD OF PROPHECY HE IS MOST LIKELY TO REALIZE SOMETHING IS WRONG AND THAT ZEUS IS MESSING WITH FATE?!???? Basically pulling a imma say you're the murderer before u realise im the murderer. (i cant remember the actual saying Lmaoo)
#mine#lester papadopoulos#trials of apollo#pjo apollo#Crazy theory time#I like my theories full of spice and theme or whatever#Meta#Zeus#percy jackson and the olympians
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actually the subject of megumi's soul possibly being saved by higuruma's blade (from what is essentially a demon) is pretty blatantly inspired by christianity. looking at the imagery alone, it's like an attempted exorcism
i want to say gege started taking this theme seriously with angel
it seems like he's continuing it after all. i wonder how far it'll be taken
sukuna as a stand in for Satan?
here is where i get to ramble about things i just think would be cool:
idk if this is even possible but gojo coming back as a vengeful spirit resembling an angel would be kind of fascinating considering this
and kenjaku as a stand in for lilith (who is known as the mother of all demons) would be crazy (gege would be mixing abrahamic religions here but she's often included in works of fiction with christian symbolism anyways)
i just feel like it would be the perfect way for gege to start taking the eva ending route if he wants to. he's already made too many references to evangelion to count. he would be the type to have an apocalyptic ending. and it's starting to feel like things are so far gone, that he really might take this route.
anyways the really unpredictable player here is kenjaku bc who knows what they've set in motion. i keep thinking about how they told sukuna "keep your promise" before fighting gojo.. so who knows
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I find it funny that Wild, who has basically a couple years ish of full life experience, comes up with the most insane theories for everything
He assumed that the only other explanation to Four being able to split in Four was. That he was quadruplets who'd been hiding this whole time???
Also apparently he believed that his wolf companion Twilight in botw was a diety (and felt very uhh shocked upon finding out that he was not)
Malon made things worse, telling him about her aliens theory
What's even FUNNIER is that every time Wild expresses any sort of confusion at magic stuff that he's never seen before, everyone else in the chain acts like it's crazy for him to be weirded out by it
Honestly maybe Wild's the only one with his head on straight, rather than everyone else who are just like 'it's magic bro' like no he's right this is weird
I appreciate this because it's very considerate of the fact that he woke up with no memories not too long ago, so he doesn't have much experience to explain the stuff that's 'normal' for the chain. Plus the explanations he comes up with are funny.
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Art and comic and adorable character by Jojo @linkeduniverse au :D
#I hope this made sense I didn't edit much#linkeduniverse#linked universe#Lu wild#djdjdjdkdjdkckdkxkgg#the 'this is normal it's fine' chain#and 'why is this tree speaking to me' wild#it's just. I mean. I'd have some pretty insane theories too ok#he has no idea why someone could split into four but he has seen two identical twins at a stable once so surely that's an explanation#he's literally so smart tho. like creativity and stuff? being able to pick up on new skills and concepts? he's a genius. a very goofy genius#aahh for his age I said 2 years of life context because he says he's 117 + Jojo said Lu is less than a year after his journey#also mental memories maturity and time awake is all so complicated#so I just said a couple years as kind of a base number idk#(aaaaand if i said anything offensive im sorry of course and none of this is meant as a criticism of wild but I love his crazy theories)#everyone's thoughts matter so much and I love you guys /gen <33#:)#and. I like this and it's funny and fluffy but if my angst writers wanted to get a hold of this O.O
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I have SO MANY thoughts and feelings about Armand telling Daniel the “she wanted to say yes” bit because that’s insane actually.
Assuming we take this at face value, right, no devils minion era… Armand is still trying to soften Louis’ blow… he’s being kind to Daniel which is actually insane given the saw trap in the 70s and what Daniel is there to do (not to mention how he reacts to Daniel ruining his life and marriage). Like… WHY is he being kind to Daniel? We know Armand has very little problem being cruel to people, and again… saw trap
And then… how does he know???? how does he know what Alice felt in that moment because if he was reading Daniel’s thoughts he would have seen it from Daniel’s pov which was probably tinged with the humiliation and grief he was experiencing
genuinely insane and tender moment coming from Armand
#I go back and forth on the Alice theory#I mostly sit in the middle where some of the memories may have been Armand but Alice was a real person who came after#but at the same time it would be fun to see devils minion play out with old Daniel#problem is the dynamic is super different#idk I have no idea#BUT HES SO TENDER#ITS ACTUALLY CRAZY#and it literally has nothing to do with the fact that Louis invited him there#because he tortured daniel in SF and he didn’t give a Fuck about Claudia despite her meaning a lot to Louis#insane#INSAAANEEEW#iwtv#devils minion#daniel molloy#armand
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hermann thoughts: if i discredit newton and his approach enough, the martial won't give him the equipment for his kaiju drift, and i can protect him from himself. if he despises me for it, so be it. there is little i wouldn't sacrifice to see him safe.
newt thoughts: this is a Best Science competition and i have to Win
#unscientific aside#newmann#pacific rim#thinking about them again today#it's very easy to read hermann's animosity during the movie as him being pissed off at newt for his 'completely crazy'#theories getting attention + being a massive nuisance in general#that's exactly what it looks like if you just listen to WHAT he's saying#however if you pay attention to WHEN he says it & pay attention to his face when no one is looking it's very clear there's more going on im#like the kaiju entrails comment. newt has all these tables with guts set up right next to the line & has clearly been working there for age#theres a big pile of intestinal-looking tubes over on hermann's side of the floor already! not a peep from hermann!#but then when newt tries to join the conversation he happens to throw another little squidgy bit & suddenly hermann jumps on him about it#brings up in front of the marshall how CONSTANT this unprofessional conduct is while also cutting newt off#he physically puts himself between newt & pentecost#interrupts newt every time he tries to talk#starts making snarky little personal comments AT newt to discourage him - 'don't embarrass yourself' 'yes [just get to the point]'#'this is the point where he goes completely crazy' [significant look at newt]#keeps hovering in the background looking between newt & pentecost#like. ok he is SO MAD that newt is getting pentecost's attention here. obviously#the thing that does it for me though is how sad and resigned he looks when newt finally does get to the point#this is not the face of an angry rival#this is the face of a man with ulterior motives for his animosity#i dont think newt has any ulterior motives hes aware of lol he thinks hes in a movie about 2 geniuses vying for scientific superiority#happens to be in love with hermann but hasnt realized because hes so mad at him all the time#he only realizes how much hermann cares when he offers to drift with him
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I beat Veilguard.
It's 4am. I'm a mess. I'm in tears.
#datv spoilers#the moment that completely broke me#''Ich entlasse Euch aus meinen Diensten''#Ar lasa mala revas#you are free#and so am I.. I feel like I've ascended from Solavellan Hell to Solavellan Heaven after ten flippin years#I think an embrace would have hit me even harder than a kiss at the end.. but it was just done so beautifully#I've always had one wish for Solas' story regardless of all the speculation and theories made over the years#and that was for him to find peace#so these are mostly tears of joy#I'm too overwhelmed to find the right words now#this game had many glaring problems to me but I still had a great time and there are many things to love#and maybe I mourn the potential of what could have been#the Veil still being up is.... very unexpected to say the least?#but Act 3 was incredible and god did that ending hit all the right spots for me#it's so strange to say ''goodbye'' to a character that you've been thinking about for so long#but I'm so thankful to have closure now#my heart is full#you know what's crazy?#right after that final cutscene ended I saw that it had actually started to snow outside for the first time this season#snow symbolizes purity or something right?#and that just made me think of how Solas used to envy Sera for her purity of purpose that he lacked#I like to think he regained it now#thinking about a little Wisdom spirit#hmm#I don't think I can sleep now#I think I'll just watch the snow a little more
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beat writers talking about ja'marr teasing joe in the locker room after the game 🥲
#well thank god i didn't skip the ad read this time!#these guys get to watch them interact all the time#and only deign to tell us about it in the middle of an ad read at the end of the podcast!!!#what are these priorities!#these interactions are what i need from the hard knocks this season#(crazy conspiracy theory: ja'marr DID get this outfit for joe because it does have ja'marr vibes)#(and he's teasing him openly in the locker room about it because they've made it into an inside joke <3)#(or ja'marr just did really like the fit and instead of complimenting he had to pull some pigtails because of course <3)#also lmao at joe's 'i cannot confirm'#joe burrow#ja'marr chase#joe'marr#thank you paul. i always liked you the second best of all the beat writers!
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Why does the intro end with Jayce and not the sisters?
Pardon my shitty screenshots. I know I already made a post about the weird things in the intro, but there's even more that I didn't include in that post, and most of it is weird as HELL stuff with Jayce. This whole intro sequence has been weird as hell and I love it.
(I'll put it here since I'm not going to mention it later, but Ekko's first scene in the intro has his shadow as a clock ticking counterclockwise and I love it, but I won't talk about it again since we all pretty much know what that means.)
Last season's intro ended with our two lead women at each other's throats. That's no surprise. The whole show is about them. This one, though, ends with Jayce, a supporting member of the main cast. Matter of fact, he shows up a lot in this intro.
In my other post, I mentioned how his scene in the intro is eerily reminiscent of the moment he met Mel (other than the Council trial) when she shined a flashlight in his and Viktor's eyes in the hallway.
Could this be an indicator that he is once again meeting someone new who will change his life forever? Or could it be a reintroduction to someone he already knows? It could easily be Mel again, maybe after she's discovered and learned to control her magic? It seems like she wasn't aware of her powers until now. Considering how much the animators love to compare Mel with Viktor, it could just as easily be Viktor after he's gone full Machine Herald. They've already met again in the commune, but maybe they'll meet again when Viktor is more mechanical and Jayce is more... how do I put it politely... sane.
The light in front of Jayce's hand appears twice more, but something tells me it's a different light. Has the light evolved or is it a different light altogether?
This comes right after Mel on the lounge chair looking at the black rose and right before Viktor putting on the mask (we'll get to that). It is SO much brighter than before, less like a flashlight and more like a spotlight. Jayce's arm is more outstretched, too. It's less reminiscent of the hallway and more reminiscent of the moment he stepped onstage for the Progress Day speech. Bright, burning spotlights that he flinched at. Arm outstretched not only to block the light, but to wave at an audience.
The light and pose when he ends the intro also has these qualities.
I know it's a reach, but nothing is ever fucking reaching with this goddamned show.
So what does this mean?? Is it symbolic of the presence of magic in his life? Once a light in the dark, the path to success -- now burning, all-consuming? Is this another hubris metaphor??? I'm so tired of hubris metaphors. Let Man become God!
Seriously, what do you guys make of this? Because I have no clue. I have negative clues. Everything I see only opens new questions.
Okay, on to the Jayvik amalgam. :D
Who. The fuck. Is this.
Two pics since the camera rotates a bit and idk if the slightly different angle helps at all.
If you look at it from far away, the eyebrow ridge and nose resemble Jayce. If you peer closer, the eyebrow ridge looks more like Viktor's, but the nose still seems like Jayce. This person also looks to be at a healthy weight and has thick thighs, also qualities that Viktor unfortunately does possess. I want to say the hand also looks like Jayce's, but it's hard to tell. The lighting also makes it hard to determine their skin color. All in all, everything about this scene would suggest that the figure is Viktor except for the figure itself.
My gut instinct had me thinking it was Jayce the very first time I saw this intro, but then Viktor showed up with his blanket and mask later in the song and has been in said blanket for most of the show. The lack of purple limbs doesn't mean anything since the sisters also lost their tattoos, Mel lost her gold, and Ekko lost his face paint too.
And then we have this shot. Whose hand is that? NOT FUCKING VIKTOR'S.
That's Jayce's hand putting Viktor's mask on him. The hand looks like it fits naturally on Viktor's arm.
This could mean that Viktor will be wearing his mask because of Jayce. Partly in a "you see me as a villain, so a villain I will be" kind of way, but maybe also in a self-fulfilling time loops sort of way.
It's obvious that we're not supposed to be able to tell Viktor and Jayce apart in this intro. I even saw someone suggest that the animators made a whole new 3D model that was a mix of them both to be able to get the effect across. They might have also made one for Viktor with Jayce's hand.
This is basically saying that Jayce and Viktor are so deeply intertwined that they can't even be told apart. That's really ironic considering how different and divided they are right now. Could this imply that they'll end up back on the same side by the end?
#jayce this season makes me crazy#he's almost taking up more brain space than viktor at this point and I can't be having that#and he hasn't even had much screen time#what do you mean this post is Jayvik propaganda#it's clear as day that they cannot exist without each other#no that doesn't sound weird at all#arcane intro#arcane theory#arcane speculation#arcane season 2#arcane#jayce talis#viktor arcane#viktor#jayvik#analysis#citrus post
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Need an acknowledgement after Buddie goes canon of them having had latent or explicit feelings for each other for years. This isn’t a case of “oh, we were best friends for years and then one day we woke up and were in love.” This is a case of “we’ve been best friends for years, and we’ve been falling in love with each other since the day we met. We just didn’t understand it yet.” We’ve already had Buck’s realization that he’s bisexual, but his arc was chock-full of obliviousness to his attraction to Eddie, his feelings for Eddie, whose attention he actually wants. He still doesn’t really get it, but he gets that he likes men too, at least. Eddie is a whole other ball game. From the Catholic guilt to the toxic masculinity to the childhood emotional neglect to the pressure he keeps putting on himself to perform in relationships. He’s repressed as hell, and he isn’t to “I’m gay” yet, but we see hints of him understanding that how he feels might be a little different (his pause at “follow your heart, not Christopher’s” from Carla, his two talks with Bobby, admitting to performance anxiety on dates to the whole team, his talk with Buck about Marisol being an ex-nun, his acceptance that Ana and a ready-made family was the reason for his panic attack).
We know that the two of them are bad at identifying how they really feel, or at least allowing themselves to feel it. So, it makes way more sense for the show to admit that they’ve had romantic feelings for each other for years, rather than trying to convince the audience that what we’ve been watching these past seven seasons isn’t a product of two characters�� struggles with their identity and relationships. And while I’d be satisfied with a light-hearted snark from Hen or Chim about how they’ve been seeing it for years, I’d be so much happier with a full circle moment of the boys actually fully knowing themselves, acknowledging that they were never just best friends, they just didn’t understand it yet. It would show their series-long growth, as well as being an enormous tip of the hat to the audience. Because we aren’t misinterpreting it. We’re reading the queer-coding directly from the show, yes through subtext of course, but also the literal text. There have been so many moments deserving of acknowledgement in this regard, and I would hate for Buddie to go canon without it being clarified that those moments were exactly as queer and/or romantic as we thought.
#buddie#911#9-1-1#911 abc#9-1-1 abc#eddie diaz#evan buckley#gay eddie diaz#bisexual evan buckley#christopher diaz#bobby nash#carla price#marisol nolastname#ana flores#hen wilson#chimney han#howie han#I just feel like it would be a shame to miss an opportunity here#you’ve written this gorgeous love story across so many seasons and you SHOULD acknowledge that#something something#you accidentally wrote the most beautiful love story of our time (and silly tv shows)#let’s play a game#would you rather#acknowledge that buddie has been romantically framed for YEARS in and outside of the show universe OR#pretend that you’ve only been writing them as romantically coded or the two abc seasons#we know they were supposed to have a BIG shift after the sniper arc#and that means there’s at least several episodes in s4 that are romantically coded for buddie (shocker)#then they tried to walk that back in s5-6 bc fox/higher ups shut buddie down but we still got an insane sequence of events in s5#with Eddie’s therapy arc and THEN the s6 couch theory that drove everyone crazy only to disappear the moment the show switched to abc#they’ve been romantically framed for YEARS and I think they should tell us that straight up in the show
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went a little more realistic this time to practice faces and make references for my Obey Me AU. Anyway did I mention I had an Obey Me AU that I’ve been cooking? (it came free with the inconsistent writing)
Written out Notes under the cut:
Lucifer
Angular features
Eyes look like solar eclipses after his pupils used to glow as an angel (so you can see where he’s looking)
Looks like a corpse because his blood is bluish now, he appears very pale. Not helped by stress + lack of sleep
His fangs poke out (vampire drip)
Mammon
Square, broad features
Give him piercings! Are his fangs natural or implants after getting decked?
Eyes are like lapis lazuli, and gold pyrite freckles in his skin
Mullet. He looks like he’s stuck in the 70s
BD//SM collar because he’s Babygirl. Insists it’s an edgy statement piece
Leviathan
Round features, with some sharp points
Has shark teeth + third eyelids
Hair is actually straight, crinkles up from water
Ruri-Chan and Azuki-Tan earrings
Blue/purplish blood
Eyebags from lack of sleep from gaming
Headphones cause if he doesn’t have something to listen to he panics
Satan
Angular features
Looks a lot like Lucifer
Bleaches his hair
Tufts of hair like cat ears
Gages + earrings + nose ring
Little fangs poking out
Dark Academia Vibes (library girlie)
Asmodeus
Doll-like, round features
Eyes look hypnotic
Heart markings all over body. Start to “drip” in demon form
Doll-like outfits, fashionable so people desire him (Mass Marketing of the Self)
Tongue is much longer
Two sets of fangs (one w/ Aphrodisiac injectors)
Beelzebub
Strong, rectangular features
Sun motif in hair and earrings
Chunk taken out of his ear from a fight
Eyes are ultraviolet colored
The most human-looking of the bros
Tanned but part of his hues are gone after years in the Devildom
Belphegor
Rounded, elongated features
I made him way too pretty for his goblin ass
Eyes look like night sky-ultraviolet too
Vitiligo so he looks like a cow
Moon phase studs
Underside of hair is white, top is dark blue w/ streaks
Septum piercing for cow motif
#obey me shall we date#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#they’re so fluffy#I have some old art of some of the bros from a few years ago. It’s kinda crazy to see the improvement#the au has existed since like. s2 of the original dropped because it was built out of my theories for s2 and uh#I didn’t update it much. Because who fuckin knows how old these shits are#or how time works
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Me if DFO isn't canon
#LOOK IM RAMBLING A LOT ABOUT THIS ONLINE AND IN REAL LIFE I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON#spoilers#bnha#mha#all for one#afo#dfo#dad for one#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#with how much attention is being given to the DFO theory and then Horikoshi decides that Hisashi is just Some Guy™....#....... (relics of a past time before the reveal ig)#if dfo is real maybe can we get some backstory with inko or something?#like a shojo-manga 3 chapters and its just afo fucking w/ inko stringing her along the whole time and then going “PEACE” once izuku is born#if dfo isnt canon then. then what. what about all these points and thoughts everyones come up with?#tis i boo boo the fool#what if horikoshi never elaborates on midoriyas dad and the fanon is so strong that others genuinely think its real canon after the fact?#“yeah no Hisashi is just some guy i made for Izuku's checkup to say hes Quirkless” NOOOOO WAITTTTTT#(someone mightve made this meme already?)#(i dunno)
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Wait what?!
It is 2024 and this is the very first time I have heard this information about WHY she has all that banter about magic.
Are you saying all those tinfoil theories about her having a second arc about magic in DA4 and even that she is somehow a tranquil Andruil for a DECADE now are all because of them not cleaning up properly after changing her subclass flavour and not any hints or themes or something intended at all???
I guess that's also what that dialogue about her just knowing how to do archery without any training are about...
This is insane!
#they just let us sound crazy and didnt say a thing#pls what data? I need details!#sera#sera dragon age#dragon age#dai#dragon age inquisition#game of all time#dragon age theories#dragon age meta#da elves#da inquisition#red jenny#dragon age sera#my obsessive da ramblings
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Civilian Gothamites realizing they can get vengeance through Sword!Robin
Gothamites figuring out if they happen to mention a rogue treating animals poorly within hearing range of sword!Robin that rogue will be in custody with at least four fractures and a concussion and Damian being completely aware that like 63% of these people are lying but it’s the only way he can get experience with the nonlethal takedowns he’s experimenting with bc everyone keeps complaining about how he treats his opponents and allies
Like he’s guiding a civilian to safety and they mention that “this would be the worst thing to happen to me today if riddler didn’t stab my fucking cat” and this civilian does not own a cat but they did own a car that was just paid off but riddler fucking crushed it with a stupid ass hot air balloon that’s shaped like a fucking question mark and Damian is aware of this bc he was the one that verified the insurance claim (but he’s been looking for a reason to punch Nygma in the throat since his last Arkham escape when he called Damian a moron)
And he also knows that if he plays along with it and says ‘as if I’d let that gaudy and tactless imbecile get away with committing such atrocities’ when prompted that he’ll get away with barely a slap on the wrist like he gets three half hearted but long lectures he’s not going to listen to and an online sensitivity training seminar he goads Tim into completing (Damian and Tim 100% try to trick each other into doing work they don’t want to do and full heartedly believe the other has no idea what they’re doing)
Bruce’s tendency for finding small crashouts at risk of becoming future rogues in Gotham and deciding they need love & supervision but what actually happens bc he’s so fucking awkward is they get almost the same amount of supervision just with like an hour of intense helicopter parenting a week but honestly besides that they just have more money and resources to do fuck shit
Tim 🤝🏾 Damian: using the manipulation tactics they learned from their mothers then later improved on with help from an assassin cult and bat/cape interrogation questioning techniques on the homies
#Both central city and gotham are referred to as crashout central and no one’s ever sure which city is being mentioned unless a cape is named#random Gotham civilians outsourcing a rogue getting their ass kicked to a middle schooler with a katana is fucking funny#Damian & Tim 100% try to trick each other into doing work they don’t like and definitely believe the other has no idea what theyre doing#Whenever damian gets benched the civilians protest until he’s back on duty#and are just generally unhelpful like ‘answer your questions?? That’s crazy I got a question for you: where’s my guy??’#Random gothamite: Batman’s so mean like free my guy 😔 he didn’t even do anything?? He’s just a little guy#Their friend visiting from out of state who’s pretty sure they saw that kid fuck up a dinosaur with no backup: 🤨 ikyfl#the loa ninja who came for a welfare check: you’re joking right???#Sword!robin#robin 5#Robin V#gothamites definitely tried to count the robins but they change names heights & costumes so often that no one’s really sure#so there’s angry!Robin nerd!Robin emo!Robin blonde!Robin and sword!Robin#but there’s also the theories of robin being an amalgamation of every child ghost in Gotham or a shapeshifter with an emo dad#only in gotham#dc civilians#Damian Wayne#Damian Al Ghul#Damian Al Ghul Wayne#dc robin#robin#dc comics#Civilian Gothamites: that polite young man!!#The bats & everyone else that knows Damian: 🤨#Damian currently using psychological warfare against scarecrow a rogue w/ a doctorate in psych and winning: dr crane?? more like dr cringe#Damian: sometimes I just get the urge to weep inconsolably not out of fear but bc I know you believe yourself to be a threat & that’s false#Insurance companies in Gotham either make so much money it’s insane or every employee has 746 hits out on them at all times
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me explaining how they accidentally made lokius canon using mathematical concepts such as chaos theory and dynamical systems
#i've been trying to write a fic on this since s2e4 came out#and then they literally did what i wrote in the fic in s2e5#but i've been spending this time trying to learn this field of math so i can explain it better#like i've been meeting with professionals in this field for the sole purpose of writing this fic#(they don't know that though)#if this ever gets finished it will be a certified banger#if you are curious i suggest you read up on chaos theory#and come to the same crazy conclusions i did#lokius#loki
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am cooking up a little something for us benji shippers...... well...... the four of us that are still left at least!
#its crazy to me how were a minority now#when back in s1/s2 we were the big majority😭😭😭😭 ah good times#even tho they barely interact in later seasons theyll always be dear to me#their potential.... so so good#the way they made kenji react to losing ben in s1 changed me as a person im sorry#i will forever be a benji fan sawry!#anyway cooking smth up for both them and also dinostar well see which one i finish first#jwct#jwcc#camp cretaceous#chaos theory#benji jwcc
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Do sentimonster marinette fics exist? I kinda wanna fuck around and find out.
#like I know from a story standpoint it doesn’t make sense#Idc tho#why do we call them monsters btw 🤨#should be sentihumans but I digress#they could have adopted 🤨#I get that they’re rich but come’on#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#miraculous#marinette dupain cheng#ml#sentimonster#remember when Adrien being a senti was just a theory#crazy it’s pink diamond rose quarts all over again#they called me crazy but time has given me vindication#we’re all clowns on this circus app#I’m really bored
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