ukelele-boy
My beloved Lester Pspspspss
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ukelele-boy · 4 hours ago
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AU and caring Daddy Zeus (Part 3)
What if Apollo didńt get a human but a demigod form, and Zeus would be afraid that his son would die.
We did it, the Camps were saved, Python dead and everyone was alive. As I strolled trough Camp, looking around, a little hurt but still fine, as a golden Lightning stroke down and in a second my father stood bevore me. You can imagine how flabergasted I was, and as he hugged me. I woundered if he was drunk. To much nectar of I dońt know. From somewhere behind me Percy released a: >Yep, defineatly drunk<
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ukelele-boy · 5 hours ago
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inktober day 3: roasted
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ukelele-boy · 5 hours ago
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On a quiet night, my lord, my love, you came with tears in your eyes, and told me your son had been slaughtered.
For hours you wept at my side, before sorrow turned to rage and innocents were brought to dust by your bloodied hands.
I held our child close as Olympus shook. I felt his breath, I heard his heartbeat. I held him and watched as the clouds filled with thunder. I imagined our child dead in my arms as your son had been, and it felt like the fates whispering in my ears.
I saw ruin in your eyes that night, love, and I saw it every night after. He was doomed from the start, wasn't he? And we were doomed as well. They'll storm our walls soon, as well. They'll tear us apart before your eyes, as well.
I want to ask why, but I know you don't have an answer either. It's alright love. I can't blame you. The years pass, and the ruin stays in your eyes, in mine, in my husband, in our sons. The Greeks make their way to our Scaian gates.
On a quiet night my lord, my love, I came with tears in my eyes, and told you our son had been slaughtered.
(explanation under the cut!)
Real quick explanation time! Since Asclepius is an Argonaut alongside Nestor, a man who is still alive (though old) by the time of the Iliad, and Asclepius' sons fight in the Trojan War, is seems possible, if not likely, that Asclepius was killed within a decade of the start of the Trojan war. This means that Hector, who was middle aged by the war, had to have been born before Asclepius' death. If you follow the versions of the myth that call Hector Apollo's son, this means that Apollo had already been with Hecuba, and seeing as they had a second son, Troilus, after Asclepius' estimated death date, they were likely still close. How might Hecuba have felt when she heard the news? When Apollo was punished and she could not pray to him? When a man who was her children's half-brother was killed by the king of Olympus? Especially when at this point, multiple prophecies had been made that foretold her kingdom's destruction? Idk I think about her a lot and I think about them a lot and I think about Troy a lot, so I made this.
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ukelele-boy · 5 hours ago
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oh, ok, i see how it is. you “want me to make more noise in bed” but the second i pull out the bagpipes i’m “not taking this seriously”
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ukelele-boy · 8 hours ago
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You are familiar but I don't remember
R u in the Toa discord?
Yup! Same name!
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ukelele-boy · 8 hours ago
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@hexpect-the-worst here you go!
Blergh. (barfs out a chapter)
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Summary:
“Not now. I’m gonna beat you at this game.”
I whined. “That’s not fair. You are not playing by the rules!”
That's when Hermes appeared on top of us in a shower of mail. All three of us screamed.
Looking back, if Meg hadn't wanted the god of cheaters to show up, maybe she shouldn't have cheated.
or
Hermes and Apollo go camping. Sort of.
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ukelele-boy · 18 hours ago
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Blergh. (barfs out a chapter)
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Summary:
“Not now. I’m gonna beat you at this game.”
I whined. “That’s not fair. You are not playing by the rules!”
That's when Hermes appeared on top of us in a shower of mail. All three of us screamed.
Looking back, if Meg hadn't wanted the god of cheaters to show up, maybe she shouldn't have cheated.
or
Hermes and Apollo go camping. Sort of.
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ukelele-boy · 2 days ago
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I switched to apollo POV and he immediately began to monologue
Sudden 600+ words appeared
Plot was advanced 0%
Man won't shut up
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ukelele-boy · 2 days ago
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The apollo fic chapter finally somewhat coherent. Maybe i can update soon.
My fav part of it:
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ukelele-boy · 2 days ago
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Okay so this did not go to plan, uh Lester..?
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ukelele-boy · 3 days ago
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It’s Lester-core yet again baybee
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ukelele-boy · 3 days ago
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Trials of Apollo where everything is the same except Apollo keeps the potted hyacinth from Cabin 7 and brings it along with him on his trials and after he reunites with Meg they find out she can commune with the spirit of Hyacinthus through it because Plant Powers. He's basically her own version of the Arrow of Dodona and they bond through how much of a loser (affectionate) Apollo/Lester is. The rest of the story is the same but they have the added stress of keeping this plant alive and away from harm (the Burning Maze was absolutely a nightmare). The angst potential of Hyapollo getting to reunite but only in a roundabout way through Meg and having to navigate their way through what their relationship means now and how they continue, especially once Apollo starts really getting character development is just *chefs kiss*. I imagine that before Apollo went to face Python he gave the plant to Meg, trusting that if he didn't return she would take care of his semi-dead plant boyfriend. (After he succeeded, they definitely remembered the Golden Fleece and brought him back)
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ukelele-boy · 3 days ago
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Can we get a visual representation on Apollo's love life?
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ukelele-boy · 3 days ago
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Young Ártemis~
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ukelele-boy · 3 days ago
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Young Apolo~
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ukelele-boy · 4 days ago
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he hat e his stupid baka lifee
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ukelele-boy · 5 days ago
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If Hermes had been the arbiter in the dispute over the golden apples.XD
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