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If you're the type of person who has forged their whole identity around being an expert "Nintendo fanboy", obsessed with all of its quirks, niches, and history…you better be in the Drag x Drive matchmaking right now!!!

Some people would argue you shouldn't base your whole sense of self from childhood to adulthood on one company's output.

I say...if you're gonna do it, you better commit. Don't be skipping any of these first-party releases! You can't have your 3D Mario until you've eaten your Miitopia.

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Homestuck cartoon could win me over with a single "Karkalicious" needle drop.

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obsessed with this comment on the page for an item with a very low drop rate

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There's rumors that Sony will launch some sort of handheld around the time the PS6 comes out.

This will probably be a big bulky thing like the Steam Deck, but I have thoughts on how I'd tackle it differently.

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Has it been long enough that I can say this was the sickest shit ever?

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Thinking about that absolutely unhinged era of 2000s magazine print ads for games and I got inspired...

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MAGWest was lots of fun ✌️

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I might not actually go with the winner but I'm trying to get a second opinion. So vote on the one you like best! Character description:

She was around 22 years old when she was bitten by a vampire. She has lived for more than a hundred years now. She doesn't talk much. She's a bit self-centered and a bit grumpy. She is ostracized by society for being a vampire, and most people are afraid of her as she walks past them. She is very "no-nonsense" and willing to be violent to achieve her goals.

She has a similar personality to Mandy from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy", if that helps. Like a typical gruff goth girl character.

By default, she fights un-armed. Her hands can sharpen into claws. She can use Blood Magic. She can also equip weapons to give her a subclass, such as the Warrior's Axe, the Thief's Dagger, the Paladin's Shield, or the Dancer's Tambourine. She hates the tambourine.

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homestuck, directed by jhonen vasquez

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Toree Saturn is out today on Steam and Switch!

It's not only my favorite Toree game, but one of my favorite indie 3D platformers.

It's also, honestly, exactly what I'd want from a Sonic game. I feel like this is the blueprint for speedy platforming.

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URGH. Emmerich Holyblade and I just went to The Ceremony to receive our RPG Job Titles, and he OBVIOUSLY got Chosen Hero Sword Saint. So now he's gonna set out to kill the Demon Lord of Darkness.

Me? I just got Dark Mage. Honestly, it's pretty rare, but the job opportunities are also limited. You either get into covert assassination or dungeon raiding.

God, just because we're the only two kids in The Village, Emmerich Holyblade automatically assumes this makes us friends. He doesn't even realize I hate him and his stupid smug swordsman ass.

URGGHHHH he just asked me to join his Grand Hero's Party. fuck. I can't just say no if the Grand Holy King himself is gonna payroll us to do this shit. Whatever man. Let's rock till the Demon Lord of Darkness is dead, and then I can retire and never see Emmerich Holyblade again.

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I might not actually go with the winner but I'm trying to get a second opinion. So vote on the one you like best! Character description:

She was around 22 years old when she was bitten by a vampire. She has lived for more than a hundred years now. She doesn't talk much. She's a bit self-centered and a bit grumpy. She is ostracized by society for being a vampire, and most people are afraid of her as she walks past them. She is very "no-nonsense" and willing to be violent to achieve her goals.

She has a similar personality to Mandy from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy", if that helps. Like a typical gruff goth girl character.

By default, she fights un-armed. Her hands can sharpen into claws. She can use Blood Magic. She can also equip weapons to give her a subclass, such as the Warrior's Axe, the Thief's Dagger, the Paladin's Shield, or the Dancer's Tambourine. She hates the tambourine.

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It's Vampire! 🦇 Attack for @blueberry-lemon!

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Roguelites are funny because if you don't like them, you'd probably mock them by saying something like "One of these days someone's gonna release a roguelite version of [famous casino game that is literally gambling]" but the reality is that someone has probably already released one.

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I sort through my thoughts on the pros and cons of "grinding for levels" as a concept in RPGs.

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steam notifications

your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria

coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University

ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac

the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring

rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2

your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)

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