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fanaticalthings · 4 months ago

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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

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tiger-grace · 3 months ago

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Jason: I have a bone to pick with you

Bruce, just happy to talk to his estranged son: sure, what’s going on?

Jason, pulling out an entire femur: I stole this evidence from a crime scene. I need help with a case

Duke: hey B I have a bone to pick with you really quick

Bruce, on the verge of tears: please don’t.

Duke: I? just have a question?

#is it paranoia if your kids are really out to get you #studies say having 90% of your children be overly violent at some point of their lives means you should get therapy #bruce is not feeling very whelmed #batman #batfam #jason todd #bruce wayne #Duke Thomas #signal #red hood #incorrect batfamily quotes

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ahfrickenfrick · 4 months ago

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dick: there is one very clear difference between us, i leave gotham to get a breath of fresh air, and you come back and inhale so deeply i genuinely become worried

jason: nothin like the smog and shmuck of gotham to get the blood pumping

dick: you need to get tested like immediately

#dick grayson #jason todd #nightwing #red hood #dc comics #dc #batman #batfamily #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #gotham #mother gotham always calls for her children

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barefoot-a-pregnant · 6 months ago

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Today in "Childs mouth speaks true"....

Little one got hands on my porcelain doll. Looks absolutly stunned, looks at me: "It looks like you Mommy." - "Really? Thank you!" - "Yes. It has a nice hat on and wears nice dresses". Sometimes Kids can be such honeytalkers. Sweet. And very smooth.

#children #Children Quotes #proud mother #motherhood

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bruciemilf · 5 days ago

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Bruce: Parenthood is a spectrum.

Clark: Explain that.

Bruce: Sometimes, my kids make me so proud I almost like myself.

Bruce: Other times, I say ‘Well. At least they’re not doing crack cocaine’

#bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batman #batdad #incorrect dc quotes #text post #one thing about Bruce is he’ll always enable his children through the power of delusion #YES jason DID seize the crime market and capitalized off drugs prostitution gun/weapon trafficking #but he was a pleasure to have in class

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palatinewolfsblog · 7 months ago

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"Fairytales don't tell children that dragons exist.

Children already know that dragons exist.

Fairytales tell children that dragons can be killed."

G.K. Chesterton.

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firerose18991 · 1 year ago

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Literally anyone meeting bruce and his family for the first time: So how did you get so many kids by 30?

Dick: HE WAS A TEENAGE DELINQUENT

Jason: *shouting over him* HE LEFT MY MOTHER AT THE ALTAR

*tim is sitting, just happy to be included*

Bruce: BE-quiet. They're ADOPTED!

Jason: *not a beat missed* Because he’s never known the touch of a woman.

#Enough on Tim #let's talk about why Bruce doesn't age #bro has three adult children 10 years younger than him #and HE WAS A HIGHSCHOOL DELINQUENT #bruce wayne #batfam headcanons #batsiblings #batboys #batkids #batdad #incorrect batfamily quotes #nightwing #red hood #tim drake #damian wayne #batman #justice league #chaos shit #with love my loves

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telestorm · 2 days ago

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"is there anything so undoing as a daughter?"

ambessa and her undoing daughter, mel.

sources: arcane (2021) / love of the wolf / an oresteia, anne carson / unknown / maia baia, mother

#arcane #arcane spoilers #mel medarda #ambessa medarda #mel #ambessa #web weaving #la.writes #that one quote where it’s like sometimes mothers give birth to their pain instead of children #yeah…

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wocado · 8 years ago

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Listening to their elders ~ @mrjamesbaldwin

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders,

children, children quotes, listeing to grown ups, irritation, James Baldwin quotes #PICTUREQUOTES, #QUOTES

#children #children quotes #listeing to grown ups #irritation #James Baldwin quotes #PICTURE QUOTES #QUOTES

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theunholyvirginemilyprentiss · 4 months ago

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UNKNOWN NUMBER: We have your child.

HOTCH: Which one? Emily? Spencer? Derek? What are your demands?

UNKNOWN NUMBER: No, Jack. It’s the daycare. We’re closing soon. Please come get your son.

#actual children #criminal minds #emily prentiss #criminal minds memes #spencer reid #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #aaron hotchner #derek morgan

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fanaticalthings · 1 month ago

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Jason Todd with his goons:

#jason with his family: 😡💀🤢🤬#jason with his goons: 🥰💕😇#crime lord jason may be a villain but hes not a monster (a capitalistic pig that doesnt treat their workers with respect)#yk jason be treating his employees like theyre his children even tho theyre all old enough to be HIS parents lmaooo #he be giving the best benefits and pay fr #all the other gotham rogues are jealous he has such a loyal workforce #jason todd #red hood #incorrect quotes #dc #crack #twitter #dc comics #fanatical posting

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qvotable · 2 years ago

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When someone won’t let you in, eventually you just stop knocking.

Ransom Riggs; Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

#ransom riggs #Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children #text #quote #quotes #love #love quotes #life #life quotes #relationship #relationship quotes #beautiful #aesthetic #art #indie #hipster

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ahfrickenfrick · 6 months ago

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jason: i physically cannot believe you’re the oldest

dick: wtf why not

jason: i literally heard you ask alfred if you can have wally over for a playdate, you’re 27 years old!! wally is 28 for gods sake, you have your own place!!

dick: …you are NEVER too old for a playdate with your homie

jason: YOU’VE BEEN DATING FOR SEVEN YEARS!!