#Chef Lizard

[playhousemassacrez]

Here’s my brother FNaF OCs. He imagines them to be in a fan game within a pizzeria and a theme park.

[justabiteofspite]

I honestly don't get the spawn vs ascended debate when we really should all be coming together to shame those who think it's "unrealistic" that Astarion could fall in love with default dragonborn Durge on account of that Durge "not being attractive."

Like, I'm sorry, but are you fucking high? In what world is Default Durge not peak sex appeal? Big, tall, muscley thicc ass man who can barely run because he's so caked up with a deep, haunted voice struggling to overcome the darkness within himself all while looking like he could bite Cazador's head off in one satisfying crunch? You're telling me Astarion wouldn't be speed running that romance arc to climb him like a tree? Like that wet pathetic cat man looking for protection and attention wouldn't be the president, vice president, and treasurer of the "Top That Nice But Kind of Disturbed Hot Lizard" club?

Get fucking real.

[sydcarmyfan]

Let me warn you now: if Sydney and Carmy kiss, I’ll become unBEARable!

Every post on here will just be a GIF or a still photo of that kiss. My life is going to revolve around that single moment. I will retire from everything so I can focus on what truly matters. Call them Mariah Carey, because SydCarmy got me so obsessed or whatever Megan said.

[ghoulie-gal]

Y'all know that list of reverse tropes?? The one that was like "Too many beds; really sweet guy that only hates you; hate at first sight" etc.?

If I remember right one of them was "accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss" instead of getting kidnapped by the mafia and i think that has some kind of hilarious potential with Sinostra...

People who ship Taiga with their OCs or absolutely hate him. Just imagine it

I think the key word here is "accidentally" too like no plan no intent it just happened somehow and now you gotta deal with not only him but also Romeo losing his shit (or alternatively hindering you from returning him because now he can get work done without having to babysit) and Ritsu trying to convict you for a heinous crime just because their freak boss broke into your car and fell asleep in the back seat or something and you were in too much of a hurry to notice

[comfortfood-sydcarm]

I think one of my new favorite Sydcarmy scene that I've been watching on repeat is from s2E10 when Carmen gets locked in the freezer and he's desperately yelling at Marcus to get Syd. Carm starts saying "Marcus Get Syd For Me Please" to "GET SYD!", "GET FUCKING SYD!" Following this wonderful post by @devisrina and @currymanganese who pointed it out first.

JAW is such an amazing voice actor!

[chef-for-all]

H-Hi there Chef..

I’m sorry for uh.. dis- disturbing you…

But i um.. finally got a tumblr to join everyone else

Um.. Toothless, my um.. komodo says hi by the way! Hey stop chewing my laces!

Ah! Sorry… a-anyways i just wanted to say hello..

- @punk-trapper-at-all

[the cook was in the middle of decorating cupcakes, but when he heard a shy voice he slowly stopped what he was doing and turned to look at trapper]

Ah.. hello.. i was not expecting visitor..

[he turned to look at the little komodo next, he usually didn’t like animals in his kitchen but.. well a lizard wouldn’t hurt. No fur to get in the food!]

Do you like cupcake?… i made one.. for each member of team.. ah- except for little lizard friend..

[he offers trapper a pink cupcake with a little chocolate bear-trap on it]

[space-salaman]

Overflowing Table 🍓🍗 This guy sure loves to cook! Secret santa from last year for @herringaid-draws

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[whimsicalcotton]

strax getting his head bashed in with a shovel and then hard cut to jenny and vastra having a cute little moment staring adoringly into each other's eyes. peace and love in the whoniverse

[fauvester]

Lim wondering if this is how yadek felt in the obsidian order when disposing of the regnars before refusing to draw any parallels between himself and garak for another decade

WAKHDJKDHFKJH years later lim confessing to julian about his crime and resulting dIsplay of adolescent psychopathology and julians like. That's so funny, that's EXACTLY what garak said about all the assassinations. And lim Realizes

[merwynpersonalhub]

*hands yall a au where mercury is one of the royal chefs and works under chef Kawasaki and runs off without a single word*

[edgepunk]

[soysaucevictim]

Trying to figure out some animals for some cosmic horror BS to happen to 'em thanks to Begotten!Roman (who is basically a dragon).

Co-conspirator presented me with the southern alligator lizard.

Him: defensive display. you can't look at this and tell me this isn't Romans offended face

[thebekashow]

I found a lizard :D!

I have never drawn lizards before so whoops-

"Aww it's so cute!"

What shall we name the little sqoinkle?

[weezord-leezords]

Well that’s a shit start to the year—or technically end to 2022.

Lenny no! 😭😭😭

[knadire]

This last season of Hell’s Kitchen was WILD! By the time the season wrapped up Gordon barely had enough contestants to run a kitchen because so many had been turned to stone. Not to mention everyone left had a hard time maneuvering around all the statues. They might have a tough time getting applicants for next year though...

You can buy this design on t-shirts, mugs, prints, and plenty of other cool stuff here on Redbubble:

Special thanks to @clericofmadness for the prompt!

You can find the full-res version as well as more drawings like it at the link below:

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Chef Lenny the Lizard.