#But this could be used for anybody

[yak-leather-whips]

Guys, its not some fucking “bad luck devil” or whatever. It’s clearly this fucking time gargler or whatever the fuck that’s behind all this nonsense. Aguefort literally lays it out for us that the quangle makes things happen out of order. Things like, say…Zelda and Gorgug being broken up even though we know from the Seven that they’re still together in Junior year, or Aelwyn suddenly moving out and going from a snarky 19 year old whose never had a job or gone to college to a middle school teacher with 5 cats in the course of 3 months, or the sophomore album being 10 months late even though Fig only finished her debut a little over 16 months ago AND they were in the middle of the tour, or Hallariel and Gilear getting engaged after like a year when 3 months ago Gilear wasn’t even allowed to sleep in her bed, and Sklonda defending one of the organizers of this folk festival when the festival hasn’t even happened yet, or Figs birthday suddenly moving from Christmas to July.

[yuck-pfaugh]

      "For a normal swordswoman? To reach the standard of a House cavalier primary? You'd need years. For Nav? Three months—" (here Gideon died briefly of gratification; she revived only due to the rising horror consequent of everything else) "—and she'd be up to the standard of the meanest, most behindhand cavalier alive."

— Gideon the Ninth, p. 53

      "Your cavalier," said the Lady of the Ninth quietly, "drew on my cavalier."       As Gideon died gently of shock, buoyed back to this life only by the weird bruises forming at the top of her spine ...

— Gideon the Ninth, p. 75

      The world rocked, but it was mainly because Harrow was shaking her shoulders.       "Ha-ha," said Gideon, "first time you didn't call me Griddle," and died.

— Gideon the Ninth, p. 228

"Average dyke dies 17 times per year" factoid actually just statistical error. Average dyke dies 0 times per year. Resurrections Nav, who lives on Pluto & dies and comes back to life whenever a woman shows respect for her, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[johannepetereric]

OC Shimamaru has a passive/active AoE affect where anymore who tries to find her is automatically cursed with Looney Tunes Bad Luck until they give the fuck up.

She watched over Setsuna enough times that she told the child about this. So at least once, as a Last Resort, Setsuna would, with a shit-eating grin, goad the Super Strong Enemy into the “BRUNG IN AS MICH REINFORCEMENTS, I’LL TAKE THEM ALL DOWN!” mindset. So Ridiculous Thingamabobber would bonk or suck the Enemy into submission for DARING to call on this vague entity who they don’t know is Shimamaru. Like a hole in the ground opening up where there was cold hard stone ground. Or an anvil out of nowhere being yeeted into them when it should not be possible ever. Or somebody is suddenly compelled to throw a Thing at the beast, and that somehow beats it. Or a series of trip-ups. Whatever.

Social Connection Actually Has A Use!

[static-scribblez]

welp .. you heard it here first folks :/ .. i'm a fake will wood fan </3

hhhhh yep ..... i was never a legitimate fan, for the past year and a half i was a dirty lil faker the whole time......... and its all to do with ..... *checks notes* me commenting 'good sir, please stop tugging on my heartstrings' on the wbtta music video.

[astralleywright]

lots of people interpreting Ashton's "i want the gods to pray to us" devoid of the context of the lines directly before and after it, so here's the full quote: "in my darker moments, that's what i want, is i want to see them pray to us. i want to see them ask what we want." it was not intended to be a statement, but an admission, and it wasn't about worship at all; its about the fact that Ashton spent his whole life praying to any and all gods for some safety or healing or comfort and got nothing, only for them to finally bother to show up when he and the Hells became useful or inconvenient.

[commandertartarsmoocher]

Tartar, what would u do if one of your sanitized smooched you

Tartar seems to have a strong aversion towards any sort of affection...

[beanghostprincess]

Usopp obtaining Conqueror's haki makes so much sense to me and I genuinely think he deserves it on Elbaf please please please

[sergle]

the horny horny response to that tiktok makes up for the ppl in the notes having full on wah-wah meltdowns over the suggestion that tiktok's perceived Quality fully has to do with how you, individually, use it. I don't even have to say anything, bc these two tags already summarize it perfectly

[beepboopimaproblemchild]

The time had come. Nightwing was putting the finishing touches on the bombs that were supposed to go off in the enemies airships. The heroes on the ground were fighting, but holding bated breaths in hope that the hero would make it out okay.

But then there was a boom from above. The very ship that was supposed to go off in minutes instead blew in seconds.

The day was still saved, but the ringing shouts and screams of heroes caught the wind on the battle field, they reverberated with war cries as some sought revenge for their fallen comrade.

But some held hope, Superman had shot up at the explosion, along with wonderwoman and many others. They searched the skys for a trace, as the fight raged on below they searched, and as they tore their way through the ship the bats rained down on the wreckage that had fallen to the ground.

It wasn't until a yell of finding from superman that everything seemed to cease, Nightwing was dead

[sciderman]

what's a lesser known spider-man related thing that you don't see enough people talk about? (for me although its not lesser known, more like forgotten, only two people (you included) have recongnized my pfp)

weird al yankovic song

[webbytbh]

a comic I been working on for the past week

It’s an au where everybody has a superpower and it’s their choice to use it for the greater good or for evil, basically a superhero au

I have already wrote the script for the origin but I’m not sure if I should continue it?

[dollya-robinprotector]

Wobin and Lya in Clamp CCS manga style

Pose and heavy ref from this Clamp Syaoran Sakura art

[uncreativebean]

Sometimes I remember that Asra told us he loved us in the prologue and we immediately pass out so he has to reboot us so we don't go comatose and I Scream because can you imagine loving someone so much and being their caretaker and you sold half your heart for them and you just have to sit idly by with your feelings?? I'd go BALLISTIC!! And you could just not choose him??? Wild!!

[spooksier]

twitter giving everybody a curfew is SOOO funny, what a way for a website to go out <3 you lived, you got bought out by a dumbass who wants everybody to like him soooo much, you got completely overrun by fascists that just need to spend $8 to make everybody look at their shitty opinions, you gave everybody a curfew, and you died goodnight twitter you won't be missed

[aroaceleovaldez]

looking back at ye olde combo book fandom i can only describe the feeling as feeling like if Superwholock got a divorce

[angelnumber27]

violently forcing myself to have better days