#Bitch we are on the PHONES
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I like when call center jobs list "appearance conscious" on the job requirements so I can just keep right on scrolling.
#It's assumed that in a call center there will be a certain threshold of dressing#Having worked in 3 of them there are few things that set off my alarms more than saying on the front end#That they're going to be micromanaging little power hungry dipshits about the length of pants#Or if the color of the socks match#I'm getting angry again just thinking about it lol#Bitch we are on the PHONES#Any issues with appearance are your and yours alone
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No one understands guilt better than a girl with emotionally immature parents
#personal#actually bpd#bpd#bpd vent#actually borderline#bpd thoughts#vent#actually traumatized#actually cptsd#emotionally immature parents#like my dad just stole my moms phone AGAIN to text me some BULLSHIT#as he always does. and I was mean because wtf#and now I feel bad cause he's trying to be nice even though 6 seconds ago he called me a spoiled asshole#I told him that if we never speak again he can look at the last chat we had where he basically called me a useless bitch#soooooooo 🤦♀️ unfortunately.....he never learns. I told him he should have never called me a stupid bitch when i was 5 yrs old#because that STUCK with me. so hard. and his response was well maybe you were being one#excuse ME?
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Like daughter
Like father
#helluva boss#helluva boss loona#helluva boss blitzo#helluva boss spoilers#note this bitch still has this picture on her phone#im honestly surprised loona didnt knock her ass out#loona the lunatic?#wow loona has way more problems then we thought
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A very self indulgent tatted and pierced up Ichimatsu thas it
#mr. osomatsu#ichimatsu#ichimatsu matsuno#ososan#osomatsu san#matsuno ichimatsu#my art#suggestive#piercings#tattoos#todomatsu#he's there verbally and spiritually but not emotionally cuz he's tired of ichimatsu's bs#he spends all his money on cat treats -- tattoos--and peircings#the tatts on his body cost a lot more than totty's phone and it pisses totty off lol#ichi: ''yknow monetarily my body is worth more than everyone here.''#totty: ''and yet you look the cheapest why is that? hmm? 💅''#ichi: ''bitter because you desperately want a tattoo but don't have the balls to commit to one huh?''#totty: *holding back tears* "f-fuk you.''#totty caves and finally gets a small tattoo on his thigh#he cries while ichimatsu holds his hands through all of it#ichi's so proud of his baby bro can't even tease him cuz he knows totty is being so brave about it#but also ichimatsu is an even bigger bitch when getting his tatts and literally passes out#every single time because needles man. But totty don't need to know that lol#choro: ''you can get a needle inserted in you for hours at a time but can't sit through one 1 min vaccination??''#ichi: ''it's not the same fappy. I get a cool forever art piece with a tatt. What do i get with a vaccination??''#choro: ''the avoidance of death and illness.''#ichi: ''exactly why prolong my existence here?''#choro: ''we really need to get you a therapist.''#a e i o queue#made and tagged this months ago and forgot i never posted it
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COME ON GUYS DON'T LET DIANXIA DOWN
#images i drew on my phone approximately 90 seconds before class started#tma vs tgcf is pitting two bad bitches against each other but#from the other guys propaganda he is apparently a beloved side character#which i totally understand.#BUT HUA CHENG IS THE DEUTERANTAGONIST WHO LOVED XIE LIAN SO MUCH IT UNDOOMED HIM FROM THE NARRATIVE#HE DIDNT CLAW HIS WAY OUT OF TONGLU TO BE BEATEN LIKE THIS#also tma has gay people that dont undoom each other from the narrative. L + ratio (/j/j/j/j we all love tragedies here)#hua cheng will never rest in peace and he doesn't want to because he has a smokin boyfriend#they are both angry goths but has gerry died THREE TIMES????? no. just once. lame.#gerry got his skin bound into a necromancy book that was eventually burned but hua cheng ripped out his eye to craft a sickass scimitar !!!#hua cheng haunts the narrative before he dies in a hundred tiny ways and then HEAVILY after he dies a second time#he's an awesome city owner and has violent beef with HEAVEN. and he carves statues and paints and builds temples#and is also a self conscious loser <3#his gay awakening was intensely traumatic and religious for everybody involved. and he's had the same life mission since he was 10#he is actively fighting ghost discrimination and getting dangerous magical items off of the normal human market#also he is always bedecked in elaborate silver and chains and eyeliner and ALWAYS in blood red clothes#HE CAN MAKE IT RAIN BLOOD!!???!?!? ALSO#he stick and poked his god's name on himself but his handwriting is so bad it's unrecognizable and the signs he puts up have evil auras#this has ceased to be propaganda. now im just gushing. only tgcf fans will see this anyway. whatever youre getting blorbo rant#tgcf#art#poll#hua cheng#lmao#my art#tian guan ci fu#hualian#xie lian#hob#heaven official's blessing
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my father will be hearing about this
#art#illustration#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted vincent#vincent solaire#god how i lie awake at night wishing vincent was more of a bitch#imagine the bite (ha) he would have if porter's assessment was 100% correct#[phone buzzes] ah sorry i have to take this#(yes mum)#(yes i know the point of his character is the tragedy of being thrust into a position of influence against one's will)#(yes i know we have fools!milo in the fridge)#(...)#(yes he's a dick in the imperium but he's also a lot of other worse things)#(do i have to?)#(...yes i can take out the bins)#[hangs up]#anyway new pfp because i like how snazzy he is wahoo
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#nobody cares abt hsbc bitch put cho merch line on the phone#according to the last reddit ama or whatever they were like yes we r working on merch#directly mentioning plushues figures AND...apparel that isnt graphic tees thank u lord jesus
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oh—these young people! life’s gone on as if i’ve never lived
#gintama#katsura kotarou#my art#my finished stuff#blood /#people will say things like you should let go of your past WELL WELL WELL BITCH LOOK WJAT JUST SAVED MEEE 🙄🙄‼️‼️‼️#it is perhaps not as serious as im making it out to be in my mind and also here but like. the copium of this book. i trust we understand#ANYWAY THAT ASIDE used this to practice some lighting stufffff but tbh it looks different from my tablet to my phone to my computer#so um.turn your brigjtness up question mark
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ALL THE LIGHT WE CANNOT SEE
(2023) Dir. Shawn Levy
#i dont think theres much of fandom for this book/show this is gonna get like 9 notes#as always these look fine on my computer and horrific on my phone so thats super fun#my gifs#all the light we cannot see#shawn levy#louis hofmann#aria mia loberti#tvedit#usergreta#dailyflicks#filmedit#atlwcs#really wish they didnt cut frederick#also its weird that this was all in english#i was expecting a mix of german and french and english but theres like no other languages just accents thats pretty stupid#also this is just the film bitch in me but when he exploded the door and she was deaf for a couple seconds and you didnt hear anything they#really should have also completely unfocused the shot too to replicate her being blind AND deaf in that moment#the fact that they only deafened the audio for the audience kinda makes you forget that shes blind they just focused on the deaf part#and blindness isnt just darkness she can probably see some light (npi) so just a really blurry shot with no audio wouldve been great#thats the only like film specific thing i wish they did tho#i really love the shot werner on the ground and in bed#i also dont hate that they made em kiss...#even tho when i read this in high school i was the only one in my socratic seminar who was glad they didnt lmao#its not like reylo like it works#ok im done#OH AND IM GLAD WERNER DIDNT DIE THAT WAS VERY NICE OF THEM
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man i was gonna post a whole complaint post but it’s like [psychiatric distress] [this medication i still can’t get] [my mother died nine years ago and i’d like to be planting things and sweetly reminiscing instead of just not dying] who cares.
#i’m just tired of this#i don’t want to be the hysterical voice on the phone to a psychiatric office like that’s a deep hole to climb out of but i sent a message#i’ll call later if i have to#or just make it til my appointment on thursday#beg friends to drive me to whatever the fuck pharmacy has it in stock if we can even uncross the wires#like it’s fine of course. everyone’s suffering bitch let’s get you some perspective
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I've also got some bojere science for you.
Bojere math:
Jere who doesn't like cold weather + Bojan who doesn't like cold weather = both of them super excited for some cold weather
Excellent work anon, you’re very welcome to join our Faculty of Bojere Sciences! Those two would happily sleep in a flimsy tent in a -20 degree weather during their vacay if it meant that they get to be together.
But oh no! There’s only one sleeping bag and all their clothes got wet while wrestling in the snow. What a bummer! They probably have to share their body heat now to survive…
#jere posting mr lonely again while still recovering from ”I miss you brother but we talk anyway on the phone a lot so you know it anyway”#and all the ljubav in bojan’s voice and gaze#i would feel lonely too#bojere#sad bojere bitches support group#asks
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“Oh but cell phones weren’t widely available in the 1980’s KF’s mechanics make no sense”
and people accept that robots with full facial recognition could freely walk around pizzerias and contain tiny discs that cause people to hallucinate in other games.
Im willing to suspend my disbelief.
#killer frequency#text post#shitpost#when the game came out I saw so many people giving out about the anachronistic use of cell phones and I’m like#has no one heard of suspension of disbelief#if you’re going to bitch and moan about historical accuracy in a fictional series set in a fictional world#even if that world if very similar to our own#idk what to say to you#the world would be a very sad place if we could only write stories about things that actually happened
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i love how we were going into dnp withdrawal after a week with no posts and everybody was posting pitiful depression memes on main and now they are irrelevant once more
#i reblogged a “where are dan and phil i miss them i wish they were real” post LITERALLY 1 second before the notif came up on my phone#like#iconic of us honestly#dramatic bitches who go back to normal the second we get new content#dan and phil#dnpg#dnp#phan#dip and pip#dapg#dapgames#phandom#phil lester#dan and phil games#daniel howell
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Oh my godddd I hate you solo games that requires an internet connexion WHY 👁👄👁
#My internet provider struggling hard today - been using my phone and its kinda eh but gotta do what we gotta do#wanted to launch Inquisition again but EA app shitting on me cause theres no connexion#bitch!!!! who caaaresssss I have shit to kill and a tevinter to kiss MOOOVE 😑😑#pinky plays DA#< OR TRIES TO IG
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“eve should get a redemption arc!!! “eve and grayson should get together!!!”
no you guys dont GET IT SHE SHOULD ROT IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL JUST LIKE THAY BITCJ EMILY IS
#take away belles phone .ᐟ ⊹୨୧#i think we all forgot that she RUINED GRAYS PROCESS.#as in process i mean GETTING BETTER#he was JUST moving on from emily and avery#but then that BITCH had to come in and destroy all of his good progress on himself#like no tf#she doesnt deserve a second chance#hell no
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every time i think about the og taylor swift drama i go insane like we really let a man write lyrics calling her a bitch and taking credit for her success, then make a music video using a wax figurine of her naked in bed with him without her consent, and still found a way to make HER the villain of the story and bully her over it for months?? because she dared to not be okay with it???? and then bully her some more for writing songs about feeling mad about it and not "getting over" it instead of going on a 100% justified murdering spree like i would've if i were her
#i don't mean to be like “y'all only hate taylor because misogyny” but this WAS pure misogyny#and it's telling that the entire internet got together to call her names and make fun of her back then#but when the full phone call came out i didn't see the same outrage or just a “huh ig we were kinda shitty to her”#when it's burn the bitch they're shrieking when the truth comes out it's quiet indeed
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